vimarsana.com

Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 20150212

Card image cap

Changed. Thank you very much. Im so excited because were doing a special show tonight. We get a lot of questions from you guys after every show. People say why didnt you ask is this th . Thats how the questions sound. Or why ydidnt you cover this. Joining our panel tonight the star of abcs new show blackish. Im not familiar with that show. It sounds interesting, though. Anthony anderson. Cnn host and New York Daily News columnist, s. E. Cupp. Also from cnns morning show new day, michaela pereira. applause and to help me sift through some of this stuff is our very own executive producer of the nightly show, rory albanese. Now we had a show on vaccines. This was one of our most divisive shows. It was unbelievable how passionate people were about it. The issue was people felt the measles vaccine maybe caused autism. We had people that werent vaccinating their kids, and they had the big Measles Outbreak in disneyland, that whole thing. We had an antivaxxer on the show. The first one do you think having an antivaxxer on the show helped legitimize it . Let me say we have a big audience. We did just get started. Its not exactly the super bowl. Were doing all right. Thank you. I think its odd to have a talk show or any show when you dont hear both sides of the issue, people who are against vaccines, maybe they get medical advice from jenny mccarthy. You have too hear both sides. Otherwise were not doing the show justice. Larry mikayla, you covered it . Did you have antivaxes, or . We had a woman on whose first child was sickened, the one in one million. The child was sickened and has permanent brain damage from it. She has a second son a second baby, who she decided not to vaccinate and she wanted to come on and help people understand because there is so much emotion on this. We wanted to understand this wasnt Somebody Just believing what a celebrity it said. This was a mom who had legitimate concerns and we wanted to understand why. Larry were you still giving her the eyes you know youre crazy right . Im with you. I hear you. A little bit. I believe we have to protect the herd. I really do. We have to protect the heard. The fact is, i wanted to hear from this woman about a fear and its a legitimate fear. If you have a child that has legitimate brain damage, you arent going to say lets pump the brakes and let me talk to my, to the first. Larry is anybody here an antivaxxer . I wouldnt say im an antivaxxer . I have a problem injecting myself with the virus to protect me from the virus. I mean, you know, you hear about it seems counterintuitive. It does. I dont go out and get the flu shot every year. Larry i dont get it at all . You dont get it at all. For that reason. Larry vaccines i dont mind, but the flu shot heres my theory, i dont like bad stuff going in or the good stuff going out. I think for the betterment of society i dont mind if youre antivaccine thats your choice it doesnt threaten your belief system. No, and i dont think its appropriate for the government to come in and mandate it, and i dont think youre going to hear a lot of politicians calling for that, because thats tricky. However the government should not mandate vaccines . I dont think youre going to hear any politicians calling for that. Larry but that is who regulates public health. I have a solution. I think Civil Society and by that i mean i mean the private sector. You mean the herd, the herd. To ostracize these people and keep them out. Im sorry wait wait. If youre go into starbucks, no shirt, no shoes, no vaccine, no service. Stay away from my family. Larry okay, but lets do an update on this stuff. Im not sure about trusting the herd. We have an an update. Some antivax version taken it way too far. Health officials in california are warning people to stay away from socalled measles parties. The gettogethers are meant for parents to intentionally expose kids to the disease to develop a natural immunity. Measles party you guys. You dont get to participate in society. I used to hate when you have a Birthday Party for your kid and you have to make the party favors for everybody. Hes the birthday kid. So now the party favor is measles . Its the goody bag. Where are they getting the measles from. You cant go to whole foods and if one kid gets the measles they used to do this when i was a kid and one got the chicken pox it was one kid got the measles and it was bring your kid over. But you could still throw a good party this is happening in california. This is not the same place that brought us botox party glz california is crazy no doubt. This is from jimdaniielski should there be repercussions for people who dont vaccinate their children that ended up getting a vaccinepreventable illness . Should we punish those parents . Is there a special vaxx prison . How do you manage that one . If you look at what the c. D. C. Said about the outbreak in 2011 there were 16 outbreaks netted about 107 cases, okay. That cost 5. 3 million to care for those people to treat them medically. What, youre going to charge all those people . What if you cant afford it . You cant enforce that. That bring up the whole issue into it the people who cant afford to pay for it. Larry how about if your kid gets sick from the measles because they didnt vaccinate them, you do something to the parents like break their legs. The idea of you have to live in the time period before that vaccinate across the board. If you dont want the polio vaccine, you have to drive like a dusenberg, and and everybody else says oh, hes one of them. You have to live like 1920s across the board. What im saying is own it. They lived. They lived. They lived. dad we lived. Thanks to our subaru. announcer love. Its what makes a subaru a subaru. So heres the story of lancaster. The year is 1890. Milton hershey has a killer recipe for caramel. Flash forward miltons recipe is reimagined into buttery rich, smooth, surprisingly soft cremes. Its lancaster. Its caramel reimagined. Romance. And midnight romance the womens fragrances by ralph lauren. Available at macys. Your fragrance destination. cheers and applause larry all right. Thank you. Welcome back. This is our catchup show where you get to, you know were asking the questions husome some of those issues. We had a show on obesity. It is, is fat a civil right. It generated a lot of passion. We had a woman on the panel from the Fat Acceptance Movement. I think that was the name. Im not a jerk. Im not making this up. If its a joke, you have no idea the twitter hates that ill get. But so, lets ask you, anthony. Why me . laughter this from jonscotch do you think the Fat Acceptance Movement is just a way to justify peoples unhealthy lifestyles and choices . Being a former fat person myself i was almost borderline obese, i dont know what to say. That. Larry how did you feel . Did you feel that because i remember you in those days you remember fat anthony. Larry i remember that. Thats okay, you can say that. Larry i know you wanted to make a change you consciously wanted to. But how did you feel . Did you feel like i should just accept this or i need to change . I accepted it because its who i was and ive always been in love with me. Larry accept you as a person. Accept meaise person. Larry because i never accepted that part of you. laughter but then you know, it was also a Health Conscious change that i needed to make. I had become a type 2 diabetic because of my obesity. I mean, you know, i was im still overweight, but i was 270 pounds. And im only 510. So i made a conscious change to make that. A lot of people dont have the discipline. A lot of people dont have the means. And a lot of people have Health Issues that prevent them from losing the weight. Larry you said you talked about this a little bit. Some of that language, its hard to talk about because people say its fat shaming. Well, because theres a lot of that, that goes on in our society. You know, it seems to me we feel that thats one of the few areas we can still make fun of people for. We cant make fun of somebody because they have an accent or they wear glasses or because they can. They just get mad at you but you can still do it. Its almost as though thats socially acceptable. Larry only theyre pretty good jokes. So were nerd glasses jokes. I get that all the time too. I dont know, it seems to me by the way ive dealt with this in my family. Ive lost weight, too. So dont send those to me, either. I get it. I think theres a lot of for some reason that seems like thats a place where we can still shame people. Larry its kind of complicated. Its a really judgey thing. Larry it is. And im like why does it matter to you. Larry while on the subject of judging before i move on to the actual question, Sports Illustrated they were touting their plussize model but there was a little bait and switch. First this came out online, and i thought this was the plussize model but it was actually an ad in Sports Illustrated. And i am mad at that by the way, just to be clear. But then this came out, the actual plussize model. Thats their version of a plussize model. Welcome to our world. Welcome to the world of women. Do you know plussize models generally are size 8 and 10. Thats a plussize model is there i feel like it is a trap for me to answer any question no, it is. Larry i think the ladies should discuss this. Its okay to talk about it. That lady was plus size from here to here. I mean the only thing Everything Else was not plus sideicize. It was minus size. I have to say these magazines are aspirational. Theyre not advocacy magazines for everyone who has ever had a bad day. I mean, you dont have to put every regular person on the cover of a glagz thats a good point. That leads me to the question from nickmordo. Does putting overweight women on magazine covers increase social equality or encourage obesity . Thats classic mordo. What i expect from nick mordo. Whats the question. Larry he said does it increase social equality or encourage obesity . I feel like these questions like these are the things you get people mad at. I feel like putting a pretty not pretty i feel like putting plussize women its hard to talk about i think america is the greatest country there you go. applause cant we just agree women are beautiful in all shapes and size. Not every guy loves really skinny women. Im not one of those guys. I like women a little curvy. Im a separatist. I like my ladies with a little curve. Theres more of you to love. Its just a reflection of our society as a whole who we are as a people. The beaches that i go to that first the socalled plus mod sel rarely on that beach. You know. I see more of the women that were talking about, being overweight or whatnot, on the beach. And theres nothing wrong with that. When they were criticized for not putting enough minorities and comedians i dont remember that at all. He said, look, comedy is not the u. S. Census. Doesnt have to represent the actual american pie chart. And i think thats the same. Youve got glossy magazine youve got sports magazines, youve got news magazines. I dont know. Gli dont know. The audience is booing. The fact is the average woman is a size 14 in our country. Exactly. Come on. Give it up give it up. Larry thats okay. It is. Larry the people who consider that plus size work in the fashion industry. Those people are crazy. I dont know that much about the fashion industry, but they seem crazy. Theyre crazy fashion and put their crazy skinny models on there those women influence much more than just when youre standing in the shopping aisle at the grocery store. It affects the young women. Theyre coming up in the world. It affects everything. Are you snacking while youre standing in that line . What aisle are you on . I need to know what aisle youre on. Larry well be right back and talk about more. cheers and applause this is a pip. Its part of a hersheys bar. We break it. We bite it. We sneak it. We smoosh it. We savor it. We love it. Hersheys is mine, yours, our chocolate. Flo hey, big guy. I heard you lost a close one today. Look, jamie, maybe we werent the lowest rate this time. But when you show people their progressive direct rate and our competitors rates you cant win them all. The important part is, you helped them save. Thanks, flo. Okay, lets go get you an ice cream cone, champ. With sprinkles . Sprinkles are for winners. I understand. Larry i want one more question because this is from me at mrnewklute. He said is it odd that a few weeks after you move into the neighborhood, jon stewart decides he wants to move out . cheers and applause i would say that yes, it is odd. Ive said all along that jon is a racist. laughter people never believe me. Now they have the evidence. I cant make him stay, but hey, you know jon whatever. Well talk about it. Okay. Remember, we actually worked in the cbs building with john oliver. This is a true story. We worked before we moved into this building, we worked on the same floor as john oliver, and right when this show moved in, they put up a big security door. The black show is in town. Larry they were out on i had eightous. But thats what it felt like. Time to get to keep it 100. Its time to get real on a personal level. Keep it 100. There we go. I said it so many times you have no idea if i say keep it one help if i said keep it a hundred, its no keep it 100. Thats how the tweets sound. You guys dont have sound on your tweets. Okay, heres one. This one is kind of philosophical which is kind of cool. Its one i heard on the radio years ago. So lets start with rory on this one. If youre a dog who you love dearly and i know your dog and a stranger who you dont know are drowning. And you only have time to save one, once you save one, the other one dies. Which one do you save . Is this stranger an adult . Larry whats harder for you . laughter . If its an adult, i save my dog every time. Because wow statistically speaking most people are ass. If its a kid, i go for both. But no, an adult every time parkers the best dog in the world. Im sorry. Id save my dog 100 . Keeping it a hundred. cheers and applause . Larry okay. Michaela dog who you love dearly, or a person . I love that dog. But im slightly allergic. Larry oh i go with the person. Larry i love that people say oh giwith the human call me a humanist. Im going with the human. Larry i think shes keeping it 100. cheers and applause i am. Larry anthony, what do you do . Your dear dog or do you save the person . Wow. Larry and the person is a network executive. laughter which network . Larry i dont know. If its pauley, or sherman who . Larry lets not mention names. We dont mention names. We want me to keep it a hundred. Larry anthony youre taking too long. Im saving the person. booing . bleep you larry you took too long. Im saving a human being. Larry i dont believe youre saving anybody. bleep the dog i dont even like dogs bleep . Larry you know what, just for that language all right what do you say . I dont have a dog and i dont like people. So can i just go get coffee instead . Can i just go hang out. Larry no but you can get some tea ill take some tea. Larry i dont know anybody in this town that would save anybody. Well be right back. Brookside chocolate now has a crunch. Brookside crunchy clusters crispy multigrains and sweet fruitflavored pieces dipped in rich dark chocolate. Discover brookside crunchy clusters. Mmm. Subway grilled chicken strips. New girlfriend. Best day ever. Fall in love with subway grilled chicken strips. No artificial preservatives or flavors. Try em on the new monterey chicken melt. Subway. Eat fresh. [ female announcer ] hot pockets sandwiches are even tastier with delicious quality ingredients. Like hickory ham. Thats right baby. And our buttery seasoned crusts. Then we add hot. Because hot makes everything better. [ ding ] [ female announcer ] better taste. Better quality. Hot pockets introducing york minis. A bite size way to enjoy the full size sensation of peppermint and rich dark chocolate. York minis get the sensation. cheers and applause . Larry okay, thats all the time we have for tonight. I want to thank our panelists anthony anderson, s. E. Cupp mikayla pereira, rory albanese. As always, thanks for helping me keep it 100. Each of our panelists had to answer a tough question and i hold myself to the same standard. Remember i dont get a chance to see my question until now. Tonights question comes from our staff. Im worried about this one but it should be good. Give me the question. Do you oh youve got to be kidding me . No, no, no, i do not because i love the nightly show. And why do you hate us . I hate you bleep because you ask me a question like that. I love the nightly show. And nobody. cheers and applause nobody can replace finally, if you missed an episode you can catch up on the internet go to thenightlyshow. Com to watch full episodes or download the Comedy Central yapp. Like the show on facebook until then, good nightly everyone. All right, mom im all done wrapping dads anniversary present for you. Oh, is it someones anniversary soon . Oh, you. Just kidding. Ooh, i wonder what it is. Its a oh, shucks i cant tell you. But its really nifty. Well, it looks like were gonna have to do something extra special for mommy and daddys anniversary this year. How about on saturday we all go have dinner at bennigans . bennigans . Oh, boy, you mean it . Whoopee at bennigans im gonna get the ranchhand babyback ribs. Calm down there, cowboy. Youve still got four days. Four days . Oh, i dont know how im gonna wait that long whos the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud . Turn a frown into a smile for free . Whos the kid with the heart full of magic . Everyone knows its butters thats me whos the boy with eyes full of wonder . Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be . Whos that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket . Everyone knows its butters thats me jumping in puddles, skipping down the hallway petting goats at the petting zoo he loves john alway elway whos that tyke with the cutest little dimples . Batting his eyes at every puppy he sees . If you look inside yourself you might be surprised when you find a little boy named butters thats thats me. Yeah. Three more days till we eat at bennigans. Thats. 72 hours. Oh, gee whiz well, if you two will excuse me, i need to go out and buy a certain special lady her anniversary present. I hope he means me. Dont be silly, mom. Of course he means you. Ill be back in a little bit. Butters, youre in charge of the house. Yes, sir oh, i wonder what hes gonna get me this year. We wont know till were at bennigans. Every year its the same. Your father gets me some great gift and my gift to him falls short. Ive just got to outdo him this year. Ive just got to dads a good shopper all right. Butters, maybe you could secretly follow your dad and see what hes getting me. You mean spy on him . But aint that kind of like fibbin . No, its a little different. You remember when the nice policeman gave you a badge and made you an honorary inspector . Sure, i do why, i think inspector butters could find out what daddys getting mommy without him ever knowing. What do you say . Inspector butters is on the case, maam. Everyone knows its butters well, thats me

© 2024 Vimarsana

comparemela.com © 2020. All Rights Reserved.