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Oh, psyche you dont get to oh, check it out cooool captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah. We have a great show tonight michigan guest tonight is a director and legend from all our lives, John Singleton is here, everybody cheers and applause here to talk about his new tv series rebel. But first, we begin tonight with terror in the skies. United airlines sparking outrage for refusing to let girls on a plane all because they were wearing leggings. The outrage began at Denver Airport sunday when two girls were denied flight on to a united flight by the gate agents for wearing spandex leggings. Shannon watts tweeting shes forcing them to change or put dressing over leggings or they cant board since when does United Police Womens Clothing . Trevor you would think they would like leggings because you couldnt hide anything. No, sir, youre not hiding anything, go on, go on laughter united actually made the girls put on more clothes. It was reported the girls were at the gate wearing leggings and they were, like, do you have clothes to put on . One of the girls was, like, yeah, yeah, i guess ill put on this dress. The other is, ill zip my jacket. The other said ill put on my hijab too much clothes too much clothes less clothes get it right, ladies. This story was in the news because donald trump wasnt able to repeal obamacare. Everyone was able to relax enough to go back to pretrump outrage. We all woke up, yes were not dying tomorrow whats in the news . Leggings its outrage its a different feeling applause lets go back to the big story of the weekend. As everyone knows, girls in leggings werent the only thing that failed to get off the ground. Meltdown for the republican plan to repeal and replace obamacare. Dead on arrival. The president and Speaker Paul Ryan pulling the republican healthcare bill minutes before the vote. Obamacare remains the law of the land. Trevor thats right, people obamacare is here to stay yeah, yeah, yeah cheers and applause whoo time to break some bones, baby ahhh laughter thats what republicans think, everybodys going to be like, ahha ha this was so embarrassing for the republicans. You realize they have been running against obamacare for seven years, seven years. Every elerksz they have been, like, vote for us, america, were going to repeal and replace. But now, when they actually have control over the entire government, they fail to agree on their own plan. You know, this whole situation is whats known in the r b community as the player hater phenomenon. You know those songs where a guys hating throughout the song hes like girl, you deserve so much better he doesnt treat you right just give me a chance and ill treat you like a that was the republicans. Yeah. This time america was like the girl who was orq, you know what . Ill give you a shot. Suddenly the republicans are like, girl wait, what . Well, actually, right now, im living with my mom, and and im between jobs, and and i have a cold sore right now, so maybe just give me a few weeks to get my life together, but after that im gonna love you girl im gonna love you girl cheers and applause seven years seven now, look, whenever you talk about taking away health care, theres a good chance people will get hurt. Moving from an opposition to a governorring party comes with growing pains and, well, were feeling those growing pains today. I will not sugar coat this, this is a disappointing day for us. Doing big things is hard. laughter trevor doing big things is hard . Shame laughter paul ryan is so depressed he started talking like trump laughter this is a man who once waxed lyrical about patientcenter healthcare that focused on an affordable government solution. Now hes like, big things hard. Paul ryan sad. laughter and now, paul ryan may have been the bills architect, but the person who ran on obamacare repeal, in all 50 states, was the carrot cake commander himself, donald j. Trump. And luckily for ryan luckily for ryan trump aimed his blame elsewhere. I want to thank paul ryan. He worked very, very hard. I will tell you that. He worked very, very hard. We had no democrat support. We had no votes from the democrats. They werent going to give us a single vote, so its a very difficult thing to do. Trevor unbelievable. I love this guy. Hes legitimately mad that the democrats wouldnt vote to repeal obamacareS Health Care bill. And whats worse, democrats wouldnt vote for my bill to legally change Chuck Schumers maim to butt sniffer the cuck. Whatever happened to bipartisan ship, folks, its dead, its gone. laughter i was surprised President Trump didnt blame paul ryan at all. Saturday morning came around and donald trump tweeted watch judge jeanine on newspaper tonights at 9 00 p. M. I was like, okay, i dont know judge jeanine, but if the president is telling me to watch her show, ive got to watch. Im on a green card. Im not trying to break the law. laughter so i watched. And she opened her show like this my Opening Statement paul ryan needs to step down as speaker of the house. Speaker ryan, you come in with all your swagger and experience and you sell em a bill of goods which ends up a complete and total failure the president joined with you, and he relied on you, trusting you, believing you had his back, and you didnt. Trevor wow. That fox news bleep was insane. laughter no, in fact, it sounded just like north koreas propaganda news. speaking in Foreign Language trevor thats exactly the same. laughter in case youre wondering, she was also blaming paul ryan. laughter now not only did judge jeanine blame ryan, she heavily defended trump but in a way that somehow also insulted him. I want to be clear this is not on President Trump. No one expected a businessman to completely understand the nuances, the complicated ins and outs of washington and its legislative process. Trevor wait, what . no one expected the president to be a president . You know what she sounds like . She sounds like a mom whos blaming other kids for something her stupid son did willingly. cheers and applause thats what she sounds like. Shes going, hes the president and then shes, like, brine, you should know better you know my son doesnt know anything about healthcare donny trusted you hes a slow boy hes a slow boy look at him you took advantage of him applause but that raises the question if the president isnt to blame for the president S Health Care bill falling through, when who is . Lets find out from our experts, desi lydic and roy wood, jr. , everybody cheers and applause thank you so much for joining, everybody so, desi, lets kick off with you. Who should fall on their sword . Trevor, you can blame this whole disaster on steve bannon, the man who looks like the before picture in a foot lotion commercial. He clearly sabotaged paul ryan to consolidate power in the white house. Trevor would you agree, jordan . No, if its anyone to blame, barack obama, hes the one who refused to ignore the constitution and run for a third term, and if he hadnt given 20 Million People health care, there wouldnt be anyone two take it away from. Trevor roy, your thoughts . Yall all crazy. Heres my thought. I tell you whos to blame, the geico lizard. That little lizard makes getting insurance so easy. Trump sees that if some british lizard can do it in 15 minutes, so can i applause he sabotaged us, man that lizard ruined us and wheres that lizard now . Up in a tree laughing his reptile ass off trevor the geico gecko is not a lizard, hes a gecko. Whatever. Its the british lizards fault. Technically, i think hes australian, not british. Doesnt matter, its a lizard. Geico gecko trevor guys, guys, guys look, look, its clear that many republicans and the lizard clearly share some blame in this disaster but surely some of the blame would fall on the man at the top, President Trump. Trevor, how is a failed congressional Health Care Bill trumps fault at all . The mans literally never even been to washington. What we should have done is started him with something simpler like a d. C. Paper route. laughter that way he learns the neighborhood and people start to recognize his face, like, good morning mr. Beasley good morning President Trump ding ding oh, want some fake news . Can i just jump in here . Trevor go ahead. How dare you compare the president of the United States to a paper boy. Hes not a paper boy. Hes a beautiful blubbery whale. Weve basically take an dangerous creature who thrived in the wild and trapped him in the tiny white house. He shouldnt be fixing health care. He should with b doing tricks for fish. Hes paper boy. A big fat whale excuse me, i have been researching geeingos are lizard found in warm climates throughout the world its the lizard applause trevor experts, thats all the time we have time for. 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Something for everyone is awesome. Find your awesome with the Xfinity Stream app. More to stream to every screen. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Now, after last weeks republican healthcare fail, President Trump obviously has a lot of work to do and not just on the new shock collar hes designing for paul ryan, but the president has to patch things up with republicans in congress, you know. He has to figure out tax reform, which youd think is how a president would spend the day after his defeat. He spent part of the weekend at his golf club in Virginia Social media pictures apparently showed President Trump ready for a game of golf wearing tweets in one photo and in a government cart at another in the Trump National golf club in virginia. He was there for four hours according to pool reporters who were initially told he was there for meetings. Trevor i dont mind politicians lying, but i would like for them to have enough respect for citizens to lie better. If youre going to go golfing when you said you had meetings, at least, like, comb a little bit of your hair into a fake beard or something. Hide that youre there, you know . Just be, like, President Trump . No, im his cousin, donald j. Trump. laughter and as for all trumps lies, social media bleep him again because, while he was in meetings, a member of the golf club tweet add picture of trump in his full golf outfit. If youre wondering how some random dude got close enough to the president to take this picture, its because trump told the secret service, according to this post, we can trust him, hes a republican. applause its priceless the man is breaking trumps trust while hes bragging about having it. And now, look, as ive said before, i think its fine for president s to golf. I think its right. I just think its weird trump keeps lying about the fact that he plays. Its like how obama was lying about smoking cigarettes. Im picturing trump leaning outthe white house window sneaking in putts when no ones looking. Get in the hole mr. President , what are you doing . Nothing nothing im mastur masturbating get out laughter trump is clearly a golf addict which is sad because instead of intervening to help him all his friends are enabling him. For instance, after all the pictures came out, fox news tweeted news alert, potus spending weekend working at the white house. No, guys. First off, a president working should never be a news alert. Lets start with that. Like, a president working is not news. Scott bale working, thats news. Fox news is covering for trump so hard now. Im surprised they didnt have a dummy set up behind the curtain in the Oval Office Like in home alone with sean hannity working its arms and a tape playing with prerecorded messages, heres the plan for health care merry christmas, you filthy animals we this is the new henrys hard sparkling. 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Do you hear me . dropthatgunrightnow mack, i swear to god gunshots oh trevor please welcome, John Singleton cheers and applause hey hey trevor welcome. Great to see you, man. Trevor good to see you. Im watching you every night and now im kicking it up here with you. Trevor i feel like you should return the favor when you make your next movie, ill kick it with you. Yeah, ill see you. Trevor welcome to the show. Good to be here. Trevor your movies have been an influence in many peoples lives. Rebel, straight into the story, it is a powerful story about a Police Officer who shoots her partner to stop him from shooting her brother whom theyve just come across with a gun. Yes. Trevor what inspired the story, what got you into it . More importantly you said, this character is basically shaft if it was a black woman. Whats been going on in the last couple of years and seeing all these black people getting their ass kicked, i wanted to show a black woman kicking ass. That was my whole thing. cheers and applause instead of using a boot, shes putting that pump in that ass, like trevor she definitely is getting in there. Shes getting in there. Trevor what i liked about the story is it tackles issues from an interesting perspective. Yes, inside. Shes inside the police department, then she becomes disillusioned with everything that is going on around her, and its like how the insider goes from becoming an insider to an outsider and tries to deal justice in her own way. Trevor its interesting you say that because weve seen stories recently of black people and Police Officers having issues, and whats more interesting is seeing how black police are having to security that line because youre still a black person and a Police Officer and youre seen as a a traitor in both communities depending on what you say. Exactly. There was a post a couple of years ago from this black woman who was talking about what she was going through being a cop and she feels some of her colleagues shouldnt be on the force. We were working on this then and we were, like, wow, were on to something, the thing about being in the blue family, but being black and having interest in your community and obligations to the community and on the job and theyre Different Things. They should be the same thing but the system makes them two Different Things at certain times. Trevor when youre creating a story like this, a lot of personal experiences youre drawing from. You have been making movies and tv for a while and telling a lot of stories as they pertain to you and the world you grew up in. What was most important for you in telling the story in rebel . To me, it was to get the soul of who the person was as a character so people can watch the show and identify with her emotionally. Women can look and say, wow, i know Something Like that or they can live vicariously within this character as ses going through her action beatsenned the adventure of trying to do all these different case over the season. Trevor youre no stranger to telling stories that are very much connected to whats happening in the real world. Thats my whole thing. Poison hood is what people came to know you from. You were nominated rightfully so for that will film and went into making great movies. Youre making a documentary. About the l. A. Riots 25 years later. And from that we wanted to go from an embedded point of view where these doarmts dont want to talk to or are scared to talk to. We went from the black community, hispanic andcine community and are showing 25 years ago later there are people who have emotional baggage from that threeday event. It scarred them for life. We wanted to do a different perspective on the riots a lot of people wouldnt do. Trevor one of the most powerful things i heard you say, and im going to paraphrase, blue it was basically in and around getting black people to create yes. Trevor black stories specifically. Yes. What was i was going for that was there are so many different stories across the black or African Diaspora that havent been told. It should be black people telling them first because you can tell the difference between someone who has an authentic black or afrosentry point of view telling a black story and someone, no matter their interest, telling story. Trevor you see it in get out. Get out is phenomenal. If jordan hadnt written that, it would never be the same. Trevor is that what you look for is authentically retelling a story in your voice . Absolutely, in that persons specific voice that can be felt by everyone else. Trevor youre doing an amazing job. There is a reason youre a legend. Thank you for being on the show. 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