The Charlie Hebdo shootings, to the planned parenthood shootings, to the shootings in mali, to the paris and San Bernardino shootings. 2015 was a bleep year. But a lot of fun stories to remember. Remember when a piece of fabric divided a nation. Yeah. No, not that one. The fun one. The fun one. Yeah. Yeah. applause 2015 was also strangely the year of 2016. Its the president ial race and the two sides couldnt be more different. On the d. J. Side all candidates could get to the debate on one motorcycle. While the republicans, i guess technically they could also do that if they wanted laughter i mean. And 2015 was also a big year for gay rights. In june the Supreme Court legalized samesex marriage in all 50 states cheers and applause yes thats right but, unfortunately, some people were unhappy, like the kentucky county Clerk Kim Davis who was arresarrested for refusing to ie marriage licenses as the law required and after a week in jail she had her own coming out party. A person whose courage exceeds that of 99. 9 of the politicians of this country and, sadly, that exceeds a bunch of even the pastors of this country, would you please help me w welcome to the stage kim davis theme from rocky playing trevor that really happened. laughter we didnt change anything or add that music. Mike huckabee played eye of the tiger for kim davis like she was rocky and gay marriage was mr. T or something. laughter it was so insane. It was also a big year for things viral, and for that we turn to jessica williams, everybody cheers and applause thank you, trevor. I have been analyzing all of the socialcyberviral meme data, and this years winner but a canadian mile was drake and video for hotline bling. It was a trailer for a man having a seizure inside of a tanning bed. Yes, viral media was huge in 2015. How tiewj . Kylies lips huge. 2015 was all about challenges including the kylie jenner lip challenge where kids sucked on shot glasses to get their lips bleep up. They love the sexy lip look. We bid farewell to ebola. Things are looking up to you in 2016, ebola. Wait, trevor, you arent going to africa this christmas, are you . Well, not all of it. laughter okay, well, dont come back, okay . Trevor why are you such a dick, jess . Sorry, its in my nature. Trevor youre so beautiful jessica williams, everybody cheers and applause on a slightly sadder note, there was also the years of the black lives Matter Movement with tensions between the community and the police. Trevor, stop being such a buzzkill, man damn trevor its roy wood junior, everybody yeah dude enough with the black lives matter stuff, youre making everyone depressed. Im here with good news from 2015 to cheer everyone up. Touring pharmaceutical c. E. O. Martin shkreli focused public outrage after his company liked the price of daraprim from 13. 50 to 750 a pill. Used to treat weakened immune system, to pregnant women and people with aids. Some douche bag was charging 750 for an aids pill. Trevor i thought you said good news. Martin shkreli mentioning the sole copy of the wu tang clans secret album. Martin shkreli reportedly spent 2 million for the only copy of the wu tang clan album. The record took six years to make, they only made the one and martin says hes not even going to play it. Then he bought the only wu tang clan album and he says hes not even going to play it trevor that young dirty bastard but wait. Reaking news this morning, the drug company c. E. O. Who raised the price of a lifesaving pill by more than 5,000 has been arrested. Faces charges of securities fraud. cheers and applause cause the wu tang clan aint nothin to bleep with cheers and applause youre welcome, trevor and black lives matter trevor roy wood junior, everybody cheers and applause ae, 2015. One of my favoriter favorite sts when america freaked out over a clock boy, a muslim teenage boy in texas who came to school with a clock who some people thought could be a bomb. His engineering people told him to keep it out of sight. But the clock spooked the english teacher who told the principal who told police. Trevor yeah, snitched on by his english teacher. Why are teachers always such bitches . laughter yeah, i said it. Mr. Samuels. I havent forgotten about you. How you like me now . laughter you still think im not living up to my full potential, huh . Whats that . I cant hear you because im on Television Cheers and applause thats right im on tv. And you died of throat cancer 12 years ago. audience reacts i think about you every day. And i cherish what you taught me. I miss you. laughter jordan klepper, what have you got for us . Hey trevor hows it going, man . cheers and applause they tell me that i got the bad boy segment which makes sense because Everybody Knows im the bad boy on the staff. Let me tell you, this isnt the first beer ive had this weeks thank you very much. Now, we are the gangstas of 2015 who did what we wanted when we wanted and everyone loved us for us, so who am i adding to my bad boy crew . bleep no, the wrong kind of bad boy. I mean bad boy like smoking cigarettes and loitering outside the store. I want a real bad boy that can roll in my crew like this guy. bleep . No. Trevor thats robert durst who kill all those people. I didnt mean bad boys like bad boys, i mean cool people like me, kind of dangerous but can still appeal to the kids. No thats not what i meant these guys are not in my crew who makes these bleep . What is this . No shut it down sorry trevor, im sorry trevor jordan, what the hell are you doing . Didnt you rehearse . I skipped rehearsal because im a bad boy trevor okay. Thank you, jordan klepper, everybody. cheers and applause i guess 2015 was also the year we said goodbye to jordan klepper. Oh, god oh trevor go away, jordan and now heres desi lydic and hasan minhaj cheers and applause thank you, trevor well, this was the year the u. S. Government finally said it would put a woman on the 10 bill, and there are so many great women who deserve this honor. Honor. Here are two who definitely dont. First the hungarian camera woman who tripped Syrian Refugees including one carrying his child. Wow, looks like trump finally found his runningmate. Yeah, but lets not overlook another strong contender for not being on the 10 bill, rachel dolezhal. Very true, but she would probably make it on to a counterfeit 10 bill. She was of the rosa parks people who shouldnt be associated with rosa parks. We all pretended to be black to get into college but this is ridiculous. Did what . Thertheretrevor. Trevor thank you. Desi lydic and hasan minhaj cheers and applause and to wrap up the animals, joined by ro by ronny chieng thanks, trevor. First up, pizza rat. Who doesnt love pizza come on, this is one determined rat caught on camera. This was shot in the first avenue l train station. The pizza rat that became famous for dragging a piece of pizza down subway stairs. You know how many hits this stupid video got . 8 million hits its a rat dragging a slice of pizza down, like, two steps laughter hes not even going up the stairs hes going down the stairs yo. Gravity is doifg most the work im supposed to be impressed . That should called gravity pizza featuring a rat. Pizza rat doesnt even eat the pizza he just drags it and runs away 8 million hits people treating him like hes some kind of hero . Hes just a quitter laughter that is whats wrong with america today, giving trophies to rats. Not even special rats. Anyone can do that. Look at me im tracking a slice of pizza around. Just dragging it around, not eating it. Quick, someone give me a movie deal trevor all right, well, that was weird, ronny chieng, everybody thanks, ronny and the whole the daily show news team. That wraps up our 2015 interview well be right back cheers and applause who wants to try . Before earning enough cash back from bank of america to stir up the holidays, before earning 1 cash back everywhere, every time and 2 back at the grocery store, even before they got 3 back on gas, all with no hoops to jump through, daniel, vandi, and sarah decided to use their Bank Americard cash rewards credit card to sweeten the holiday season. Thats the spirit of rewarding connections. Apply online or at a bank of america near you. Apply online or at this feud has gotten a little out of hand. When you think about it, all the scents are great. Friends . Friends. They were best friends all along they just didnt know it but i started singing the song and now the friendships showing theyre best friends since about 12 seconds ago theyre best friends and now theyre really, really old [old spice whistle] spritz [old spice whistle] okay funs over. Aw. Aw. Thirsty . They said it would make me cool. They dont sound cool to me. Guess not. You got to stick up for yourself, like with the name your price tool. People tell us their budget, not the other way around. Arent you lactose intolerant . This isnt lactose. Its milk. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. cheers and applause on monday, we talked about i. S. I. S. Using music as a recruitment tool, the greatest act of musical terrorism since my roommate played who let the dogs out on a vuvuzela. Im deaf in that air. North korea, run by a dictator who looks like somebody your grandmother keeps cookies in. laughter lets talk about one thing North Koreans can get excited about. Welcome to north koreas hottest pop fad. A high heel wearing kim jong un girl group, formed by the Supreme Leader himself. Trevor thats right, north korea has its own pop supergroup formed by ki kim jonn himself. Hard to believe he had team given his busy schedule of looking at things and pointing at things and looking at things that are far away. I mean, this band is huge in north korea and if you dont believe me, just watch. singing i love those guys so much to be fair to them, its kind of hard to unwind when there is always a voice in your head going dont die, just dont die, just dont die. Can we smile in derek smiled tuesday and they killed him. Dont smile. Dont smile, dont die. Dont die. If youre wondering why the audience was in uniform, turns out in north korea, pop culture and military culture tend to overlap. At this concert a longrange missile launches on the big screen behind them. Frenzied fans on their feet, the music crescendos as the missile strikes a picture of the United States. Trevor i dont want to ruin the moment but did they notice they didnt just blow up america there, you blew up the entire planet i mean, technically, yes, you got america, but, ha jokes on you, north korea where are you going to hold the afterparty . Another bunch of idiots. Well be right back. cheers and applause you want i fix this mess . A mess . I dont think whats that . Snapshot from progressive. Plug it in, and you can save on Car Insurance based on your good driving. You sell to me . No, its free. You want to try . I try this if you try. Not this. Okay. Da best v8 horsepower,o you think offers best in class hd towing, and has this years motor trend truck of the year . Ram. Chevy. What do you think . The ford. Heres the answer. Thats the Chevy Silverado hd, the Chevy Silverado, and the chevy colorado. Chevy, chevy, chevy. Or trade up to this silverado all star and get a total value of ten thousand dollars when you finance through select lenders. Plus, find your tag and get twentyfive hundred bonus cash on select silverado models in stock. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. Yeah, i know. I finally found myself a wingman. Its gonna give you that je ne se quoi. Jenna said what . Listen up boneless wings are buy one get one free mondays after 5 pm. clicks cheers and applause trevor welcome back my guest tonight is an actor whose new film is called daddys home. I dont know if thats a good idea, brad. Dusty its vibrating up into my shoulders. He, its okay, brad. No, im good. Take a shower so you can get that shirt on one down, four up. Everyone nose knows, one down, four up. Ahhh brad oh. , my god trevor please welcome, will ferrell, everyone cheers and applause trevor wow, thank you. Thank you so much. I missed the tuxedo. Trevor i would have kept it on for you. You were so nappy attired. Trevor you look good. Feel good. When i sit down, i have to unbutton the jacket. Trevor thats the style. Youre not supposed to have the its supposed to be its not used to wearing nice clothes, so. Trevor i feel like you are just you without youre one of those people. You could be naked and still be you and wear suits and still be you. Exactly, doesnt matter what i wear, right . Trevor yes. Hank you. Trevor i could be like, i saw will ferrell and he was naked. And then they could say, what was he wearing . I could say, i dont know. I should walk around naked more. Trevor i think you should. Because of the movies youre in, i dont think anyone would bat an eyelid. I think they would be, like, i think its for a movie. They would until they saw me being placed delicately in the back of a cop car. As soon as they saw this. Trevor oh, uhhuh. Whats happening . Putting myself in h the back of the cop car. Im waving as im trevor okay. Well. laughter thats me being driven away. Trevor will ferrell, thank you so much for something on the show. Its an honor to have you here. Great tore here. Trevor i must say, before i get into the movie, you were great on s. N. L. Oh, yeah. Is that that was really fun. Yeah. Trevor do you miss george bush . Personally, uh. laughter well, i do we . laughter that was kind of how the idea popped into my head was, you know, the fact that george bush seems like a really sane choice, with the current field. Trevor its true, isnt it . And we thought, oh, we need to write this. Trevor you know whats crazy, its not just a sane choice, but even if you look at the antimuslim rhetoric, george bush was really respectful for muslims. He was adamant about that. And back then people were, like, hes crazy and now theyre, like, was he . Total moderate. Trevor yes. If you could play any of the candidates in a movie, who would you play . I like me some ted cruz. Trevor can you do a ted cruz . No, not at all. Marco rubio. Ther, there is an oily,slimy fad love to yeah, id love to put that skin on for a while and walk around. Trevor oh, man, i could see doing that. But i know the opening shot of the ted cruz movie with me as Ted Cruz Trevor yeah. Just Walking Around naked around the town, right . applause trevor lets talk a bit about the movie daddys home. You play the good dad. I play brad whitaker. Trevor whos like the ultra dad. Thank you. Trevor yes, he really is. Yes. And im stepdad to marks kids. Trevor and mar mark wool mag is a father. Yes, i relish being a dad and doing all the right things, but the things that arent a chore, the school drop off and picking up and making lunches, i love it so much, and mark comes back in the picture and creates havoc and ruins my good work. Trevor i dont want to spoil the movie. My favorite scene, i dont know why, i like seeing you take basketballs and hit people with them. Yeah. Trevor and when you did that in the movie, i was, like, this is you acting, thats when you shine for me. Well trevor you throw the ball with such conviction. And i was playing drunk, so i couldnt look at her. I had to be drunk and hit her with the ball. Trevor did you really hit someone . Oh, yeah. Trevor i thought it was, like, a special effect. No, i hit her multiple times. Yeah. I it her so many times. And we got to actually do it at a live n. B. A. Game, the pelicanslakers came, and we didnt tell the crowd what was going to happen and there were gasps of horror. Not only to mention the next day on social media, people really upset with me. He was intoxicated, wandering on to the court i hope he pays for this im tired of his shenanigans laughter and then that led to a lot of people responding, like, it was for a movie trevor and then someone else was, like, and thats also why he was naked the other day and it all came back around yeah. Trevor daddys home, opens nationwide christmas day, will ferrell, ev lift with your legs. Its not going to fit up the stairs. What time does goodwill close . Google voice goodwill is open till 9pm. Show me a moving company nearby. Google voice moving company within 6 miles. How do i get to 3221 carter ave. . 226 hyde street. Google voice here are your directions. When does my package arrive . Google voice your most recent order has shipped. Thank you. Setting new home address. Text mom i really like it here. cheers and applause trevor thats our final show for the year see you next year. Now here it is, your moment of zen. Why should we stand back and watch israel get targeted, the United States get targeted and with we watch people with their hands in their pocket and their hands in our pocket because were getting them a lot of money, and lets say your hands can be in your pocket, you can stand still but your hands arent goig to be in our captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org sprightly music playing man this is pbs. And now we return to an intentionally lost episode of. Merry christmas, everybody. Tank you, tank you, tank you. And by tank you, you know i mean thank you, right . Tanks. Tanks alert. Well, its christmastime once again, and what happens at christmastime . Winter also. Here to sing about it is latin singing star rico garlandar, accompanied by the maharaja sisters, who came all the way from the finger lakes. You know what they say you can take the girl out of the finger lakes, but not the finger out of the girl. There was supposed to be a lakes in there. Lets get to the music before i say finger again. And a one, and a two, and. music playing the rhythm of christmas is 1, 2, 3 i shake my maracas to stay jolly when the air gets a chill the snow starts to storm i need a pretty chica to keep me warm im rhonda shell do nicely. Im shirley muy caliente im nancy hachacha and im denise whoa
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