I have to say, and i dont believe that i of said this before, ladies and gentlemen, i think, i think i think that your song of love is so beautiful you could sing the dark lords power right down. cheers and applause were going to do it tonight. Were doing tonight. Nation, i am back from spring break cheers and applause is i want all of you to know i spent every minute of it working deep undercover at the aruba senor frog to investigate whether theyre socalled bottomless margaritas are in fact bottomless. Well, folks, they are not. Let me tell you, i hit rock bottom. Any way, its good to be back. I return to a pleasant surprise. My studio was not annexed by vladimir putin. Not that it wouldnt be justified. I happen to know that we are russian dressing in our cat food in our refrigerator. More on that later. Now folks, oh, hello there. Give me one second. I just want to enjoy a little tasty slug of tobacco. Hmmmm, hmmmm, please be seated. Now, folks, hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm. I am detected notes of oak, leather and jawbone decay. I just wanted to add that to my jaw juice or as they call it in North Carolina, barbecue sauce. Now folks, tobacco and barbecue are found in the 75th installment of my 434 part series better know a district. Tonight North Carolinas first, the fighting first cheers and applause folks, the First District of North Carolina includes Duke University known for its school of engineering, advanced medical research and completely destroying your ncaa bracket. The first is also home to the town of new bern, the setting for Nicholas Sparks romantic novel the notebook which explains the motto your girlfriend made you come here. And who has the research to represent this district, the first has the highest percentage of black res didnts in North Carolina so it iss no surprise its prominent africanamerican congressman and civil rights leader gk butterfield. I sat down with representative butterfield in his washington office. Hey. Good morning. Good morning. Whats happening . Can someone tell me whats happening . Is this the guy . This is him. You said he was black. I have been for 66 years. My mistake, i dont see race. We come in all shades, how about that. Exactly. I really thought you were a white guy, my apologies. Or congratulation, however you see t it is not for me to judge. Ive faced it for 66 years, badge of honor. Tell me about the filing first. 750,000 people, half africanamerican, half white, 24 opportunity county, 84 cities and towns. Jazz leonard they will onuous monk is from your district. He is. You know that song of his that goes, you know you know that one. No, but they will onuous monk was from rocky mountain, North Carolina. Nothing . No, but i love jazz. Switching gears you voted on the at act correct. But according to this in court there isnt racism any more when it comes to voting. No, the Supreme Court said that things have changed. That we now live in a different political environment. Right no racism racism. That was not the majority opinion. I challenge you on that. Well, correct me if im wrong. The last five years weve had a president named barack obama who is a black man, okay. No racism. No, you cannot extrapolate from the election of president barack obama that there is no racism in america. I just did. Well, are you wrong. Hes a black guy right. He is a black guy, evidently my blackdar is off today. President obama surprised the world. I was ready. Yeah. All of us were. All of us progressive thinking people. All of us because none of us are racists. There is racism in america, to make no mistake about it. Dow believe in fighting for minority rights. Absolutely. What is the greatest minority in the United States right now, its the top 1 . There is 1 of it. There are good people in the many of those are friends of mine. Many of my friends are in the 1 but i wouldnt want your daughter dating them. I would love my daughter dating a 1 . Yes. Is she single. No, shes married. Okay, so thats weird. Well, thats lets move on. Obamacare. Great or train wreck or the greatest train wreck. When the history of this period is written you will see the Affordable Care ago has been one of the most significant pieces of legislation that has ever been passed. Did you know that obama was lying when he said you could keep your plan. President obama was not lying. If you like the plan you can keep your plan. Are you telling the truth. The Insurance Companies are the ones who are dropping people. Right. People cannot keep their plan. They like their plan and they cannot keep their plan. Some policies of insurance may have increased in price. Thats what is debating all about. People are saying my insurance went up. Well now you have an insurance policy that meets your needs and the needs of your family. Even though some come along to harvest your kidney without your permission. I done know about harvesting your kidney. That could happen. Hundreds of thousands of people. Happened to a buddy of my cousin, he woked up, and they had taken one of his kidneys. And the mirror lipstick said welcome to obamacare. People want the Affordable Care act. It is obama care they dont like. Its the same. Well just agree to disagree. The First District is made up largely of tobacco farmerses. Is that true. That is correct. But you said you would be open to a preschool initiative that raises the price of cigarettes by 94 cents. Do really think preschoolers could afford to pay that much for their cigarettes. Are you open to a that would be paid for by raising the prices of cigarettes by 94 cents. Thats different. I think that is exactly the same. I misunderstood you when you first said it. I accept your apology. Weve no question about it. On the backs of kindergartener and prek without can no longary ford cigarettes. Now you have turned it around again. Im asking you why you are charging preschoolers so much for cigarettes. They can barely afford it now. Those who Smoke Cigarettes can afford to pay a little more to help us invest in education. Even a sixyearold. Sixyearolds dont smoke. Not even in North Carolina. Not even in North Carolina. Now i am from South Carolina. I know there is a lot of rivalry between our two states. Lets see how much of a connoisseur of barbecue you are. I have a plate here of South Carolina barbecue and a plate of North Carolina barbecue. And see if you can tell which one is which. Okay . Some people would call this pulled pork. Yes. Its not a chopped barbecue. I dont know what that is. Thats as close as we could get to north car line barr bq. With thats disgusting. I agree. There it is, you believe North Carolina barbecue is disgusting. Congressman, thank you so much for talking with me today. Thank you, stephen. cheers and applause lets put North Carolinas 1s up on the big board oh, and there is duke Basketball Team going up in flames again. Well be right back. [ male announcer ] the great flavor of a margarita is here without any of the work. Bud light lime limearita is ready when you are, with a refreshing twist of bud light lime. Just pop, pour over ice and enjoy. And now try new mango and razberrita. Welcome back, everybody, thanks so much, folks. You know, nation, you know that the world has been gripped by the mystery of Malaysian Airlines flight 370. We hear the reports, send our thoughts and prayers to all those suffering great loss because today the mystery became a tragedy when the malaysian government announced the plane went down in the indian ocean and there were no survivors. Thankfully they informed the Families First in the most appropriate manner, via text message. Yes. Text message. Because snapchat would be insensitive. Now because malaysia radar system appears to be a jail broken iphone attached to a dream catcher, there was very Little Information to report last week but im happy to say that did not stop my colleagues in the 24 hour news game from yanking theories out of their assdar. Jim . One theory is it flew in the shadow of another plane and so on the radar it was picked up just as one moving object. I think this is a wellfunded hightech hijack operation and its sitting somewhere in the jungle. My favorite theory, the 5 theory is that because of some secret passenger with some secret cargo, the aircraft was hijacked and landed someplace. The answers just run out. That is the theory of the zombie plane. I really dont like the term zombie play, than connotes a sinister aspect to it i prefer to call it a ghost plane. Another theory getting tons of Attention Focus on the bizarre new miracle coincidences, for example,s the flight number 370. The flight disappeared on the third month, 7th day of the year, and Malaysia Airline flies nearly 37,000 passengers every day. Thats right. Flight 370 disappeared in month three on day seven which has zero significance. laughter coincidence . Coincidence . I think not. Also not thinking, cnns don lemon. Who distinguished himself with an unparalleled orgy of time killing speculation like this. It was something fully that we dont really understand. A lot of people have been asking about that, about black holes and on and on and on and all these conspiracy theories. One says what else can you think about, black holes, bermuda triangle. Just like the movie lost that is what people are saying. I know is preposterous. But is it preposterous do you think. Well, black hole, a small black hole would suck in our entire universe so we know its not that. Bermuda triangle is also weather and lost say tv show. Yes. Lost say tv show with no foundation in reality, unlike don lemon tv show which is firmly grounded in anonymous tweets. But don isnt the only one willing to ask the hard to believe questions. Why hasnt anyone considered the services of a credible psychic specializing in missing persons. It sounds incredible but they have been used before. In the past governments have used psychics. They do use psychics but its highly unlikely. Its not really a credible source. Psychics cant be subjective. I dont think in this case they would use a psychic. No, no, Cnn Headline News would never reach out to psychic. Joining us lisa williams, a psychic medium. Wow i, i got to tell you, si did not see that coming. I mean you would have to be some kind of psychic. Lisa, ill start with you. You know your theory here is that this plane landed somewhere, some of the passengers still alive. The copilot was involved. Naturally i dont actually have hard concrete evidence. And i think the only psychic who has hard concrete evident cant do their job correctly because they get misinformed. They get interpreted and now just theyll just work on what they know. So i tend work work off what i dont know. laughter she works off she works off what she doesnt know. What business does she have being a guest on cable news. She should be a host on cable news. And folks, she might she might soon because cnns malaysian flight coverage doubled their ratings among viewers between ages 25 and 54, which do a lot of criticism from the folks at fox news which still leaves the ratings in viewers age 25 plus 54. And those kind of ratings they get those ratings because fox did not engage in wild speculation. They engaged in hard facts. So it took us what, 100 years to find the titanic toochblingt them 2,000 years to find noahs arc do. We ever find flight 370. I think. Stephen yeah, we all remember where we were when they found noahs arc. Over there where they found it, you know. That big remember when they covered huge story and folks, phil hammer knows how tough a search like this qb. Its taken three months just to find waldo. Well be right back. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh im ten feet tall oh, oh, oh, oh, oh im ten feet tall im ten feet tall my tell em babe. How shemes doesnt solve the crimes. Dont call babe . Were not together. What . I have your lipstick all over my rim. Look, this morning was great. It was, it was amazing, but its over. Over like, over. Joyed . Look im from New Hampshire youre a beverage. Sarah, im having a weird day. Alright were done. Break up with lingering food. Ding this is such an us fight. Its such an us kind of fight. For that just brushed clean feeling. Eat, drink, chew orbit come on. Framily is not a word. Is the f from family or is it from friends . Or did they just add an r . Forget about that. Its not a word dad its like spork, or keytar. Youre my frather, im your fron, this is our framily. You cant just mush words together like that. Uh gu gu. [ speaking french ] oh, guilty as charged. He does love brunch. Daddy does love brunch. [ male announcer ] with rates as low as 25 a month each, who are you gonna add to your sprint framily . [ dad ] happy connecting. Welcome back, my guest tonight is a multiple Emmy Awardwinning acter who is now appearing on broadway. If the show is a hit he might get a tv show out of it. Please welcome Bryan Cranston hi, bryan, good to see you, thanks for coming back. My pleasure, my pleasure. Good to see you. Stephen i have not seen you. Good to you have back. I have not seen you since you and i roller discoed together for the daft punk video. I know. Stephen Everybody Knows you were hall in malcolm in the middle. Walter white breaking bad cheers and applause stephen they remembered. Months later, they still remember. Thank god, yes. Stephen but now youre playing an even more challenging character. Youre playing ldj, Lyndon Baines johnson on broadway at the neil simon theatre, all the way. Yeah. Stephen opened saw it a week ago friday. What did you think. Stephen tremendous. No roller disco. I was pitching for that, they said no. Stephen why do a play after being a huge tv star . Its all about the writing and the character. This character is shakespearian, hes like king lear, hes huge. Stephen hes president. Hes president lear. Hes like the godzilla of president s. Stephen right. I really believed you at lbj. When you came out for your curtain calls, you know, the lights went down after you say your final line, the lights came back up and suddenly youre brian cranston. What are you doing to yourself on stage to make yourself lbj . Are you like, are you like your posture is different, your face is different, are you acting . Yeah, im you know, over the course of rehearsal you take in his character. You see and you talk and you just absorb who this guy is. And you listen to the tapes that he made and you watch his mannerisms. And you dont want to do an impersonation but you want to get an essence of him, a flavor of him so i always know that when im ready to perform is when that character ceases to be outside of me and is welcomed inside, so to speak. You know what i mean . You act. Stephen no, i dont. Yes. Stephen i dont understand. I dont understand at all. But this is pretty big this is a pretty big character. Was lbj really, this largerthanlife figure that you are portraying him as because he was saying to the head of hanger black a zipper should always be at least an inch of away from the back of your he had a pet name for his johnson, his johnsons johnson. He called it jumbo. And apparently it was aptly named. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen could he pick up peanuts with it. Not enough not enough president s talk about their balls. No, i know, i know. Stephen this guy literally would grab his nut sack when he was eating. He would grab his nut sack, take a crap in front of people. We bring them from the oval office into the private bathroom, drop his drawers and take a crap. Stephen do you think obama could get more legislation passed if he would just drop it in front of boehner. Just pinched one off. Thats got to be the title of one of his memoirs, dropping a deuce in front of boehner. Stephen why did johnson care some of. The play takes place from 1963, november of 63 after the assassination of president kennedy to november of 64 when johnson is reelected, spoiler alert. And its really about him driving through the civil rights legislation. Why did it matter to him . Hes a guy from texas which is not a great state for civil rights. No. Stephen why do you think he drove this so much. Did that surprise you . It did surprise a lot of people. When he was freshly out of college, a year out of Teachers College in texas, small Teachers College. The job he could get was at this little tiny Elementary School in catoola texas where he taught first grade to these little migrant farm worker kids. Who didnt speak english. But and didnt have a penny to their name. But they were so eager to learn and they listened and he loved these kids. And he witnessed how they were mistreated by the white predominant people in the community. And it affected him deeply. Stephen as i said you were hal in malcolm in the middle and white in breaking bat. Bad, is johnson loser to hal or white, you had to put him on a continuum because there is a range there. Well, hal and walter were both Tighty Whitey guys. Johnson is a commando man. Stephen yes. Is there any applause thats heavy. Was there any was there any, you know, people know you from walter white and love it, was there any temptation to put a Little Walter white in this play. God, i hope not. Stephen you could have made Hubert Humphrey jesse you know. Stephen i wouldnt mind having him yell to the speaker of the house, thats how you pass legislation, bitch thank you so much. Bryan canstron to, all the bryan canstron to, all the way on broa christine it hello gentlemen. Andrew could you send me the revised deck please. andrew the revised deck. tim i can do that. Your samsung can do that . Mine cant do two things at once. Huh. Huh. christine andrew, are you okay . Yeah. Hes just brainstorming. Very stormy in here. Ah, lets go to slide 6. Andrew, what happened to your tablet . Do two things at once on the galaxy note pro with multi window. Available at verizon. Brewed for more this ispirited nights. Tune. Its undistilled, yet it has a smooth clean finish. You might choose a regular beer, but then you might get a regular night. Miller fortune. Your fortune awaits. Thats it for the report, captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central it is 11 59 and 59 seconds. This happened on Bleacher Report today. It is madness, i tell you, march madness and no one is bladder than this guy. Excited about that. All right. There is a member of the stanford band showing off a double major in advanced cowbell and applied cocaine. With a minor in dance like no one is watching this big man on cowbell has got to be a breakout star on campus but comedians please give us the tag line of his datemyschool dating profile. I got into stanford with this and my pants with this
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