[cheers and applause] hello. Last week, i introduced surprise trust falls to the world. Well, apparently its not the safest thing to ask our viewers to do. So now im being forced to ask you to stop doing them. They are dangerous. But that doesnt mean we should waste the surprise trust falls you already sent in. Trust fall. Trust fall. Trust fall. No no trust fall. 29. 95. Trust fall. Trust fall. Trust fall. Trust fall. Trust fall. Trust fall. Aah screw it keep sending them in [laughter] next week, nobody gets a web redemption because were taking a few weeks off. But while im gone, go to our website to keep up with our daily blog and be sure to follow me on twitter. And if you really miss me, check out my tour dates. Vegas. You probably notice something is missing. Thats because this is the last episode of casual jackets its time to hang them in their rightful place, in the tosh. 0 rafters. [triumphant music] [applause] oh. [offkey] its so hard [laughter] thats all i can sing before i have to cut a check to boyz ii men. [laughter] hey, uh, well be back in a few weeks with more episodes. Until then, please, make sure you send me suggestions for what you think i should be wearing. Oh, please be wetsuits. See you in a few weeks. Good night. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. [cheers and applause] folks, thank you so much. [cheers and applause] ladies and gentlemen, you know if you watch this show, if you read the news, if you know what is going on in america theres no denying that barack obama has been a failed president. [laughter] as terrible as president obama has been, his cabinet appointments have been worse. I mean, transportation secretary ray lahood . Why . Because his names got a car part in it . Thats a low standard. [ laughter ] what is next . Secretary of the treasury penny mcnickel . Now he wants the new defense secretary to be former republican senator chuck hagel. Thankfully, today 15 republican senators demanded the withdrawal of hagels nomination and its no wonder. Senate republicans have found all sorts of shady associations in hagels past. For instance, he was once a senate republican. [laughter] and now, according to conservative news angergregator breitbart. Com, hagel may have taken money from an Organization Called friends of hamas. Friends of hamas thats serious being friends with a muslim terrorist is a big commitment. Youve got to be a groomsman in all four of their weddings. I mean, the suicide vest rentals alone [laughter] folks, this bombshell lit up the conservosphere. Let me bring up one piece of information that ben shapiro at breitbart put out today, which is one of the foreign funders behind senator hagel that he has not yet disclosed formally is something called friends of hamas. You know i saw that information today, also, and that is more and more concerning. There was a report that came out last week, not confirmed yet. But we also not denying it very vigorously that one of the groups behind the speeches may have been an outfit called friends of hamas. That has a ring to it. Zint . Stephen oh, it has a ring to it. A ring that goes Something Like this and folks [cheers and applause] friends of hamas is even worse than it sounds because this organization is so sinister that it doesnt even exist. [ laughter ] turns out, hagels link with friends of hamas goes back to Daily News Reporter dan friedman who asked a Republican Senate aide looking for dirt in hagels past if hagel had given a speech to the Junior League of hezbollah or the friends of hamas. Assuming that no one could take seriously the idea that organizations with those names existed. [laughter] why wouldnt you take it seriously . I mean, if theres no Junior League of hezbollah, who puts out the cookbook of bomb recipes . [laughter] besides, the fact that these organizations dont exist only makes it more suspicious that chuck hagel has been tied to them. What else is he hiding that hasnt happened . Is he a member of the Al Qaeda Kidz club . [laughter] what about the Muslim Brotherhood . Or the muslim sisterhood of the traveling pants . [cheers and applause] and what about nonislamic nonexistent groups . Has chuck hagel ever given a speech to cobra . Or for that matter cobra kai . Has he received donations from the Lollipop Guild . [laughter] what are his ties to the dead Poets Society . And why are they dead . Did they know too much about benghazi . [laughter] president obama, withdraw hagels nomination, or you will lose the support of moderate republicans, another group that doesnt exist. [cheers and applause] folks, my favorite thing about sports is stadiums named after corporations. Its winwin. The teams get money, and the corporations get advertising that really works. I mean, going to coors field makes me crave the silver bullet. And any time i go to see the patriots play at gillette stadium, im as hairless as a newborn mole rat. [laughter] but i was especially pumped about the latest company to get in on the stadium naming action. After more than two years Florida Atlantic universitys football stadium has a name. Its named after a Prison Company. It will be called geo Group Stadium after get this the nations largest operator of for profit prisons. They made a 6 million donation. Stephen thats right. A private Prison Company is sponsoring a sports venue. Its like bank of America Stadium only this Company Believes in punishment for crime. [laughter] [cheers and applause] its about time folks its about time we started embracing forprofit incarcertion. I mean, whats the point of taking homicidial maniacs off the streets if no ones making coin off it . [laughter] of course, naysayers are in a snit just because the geogroups prisons have been accused of unnecessary deaths of people in their custody. That children detained in its facilities suffered cruel treatments. And that geo groups walnut grove youth correctional facility had a pervasive level of brazen staff Sexual Misconduct. Brazen Sexual Misconduct . Thats a natural fit with football. [laughter] this criticism is one of the downsides of paying millions of dollars to have people Pay Attention to your company. People Pay Attention to your company. And asking ridiculous invasive questions like so the money youre using to pay for these naming rights on a School Building came from profits you made locking up children and occasionally abusing them . While ignoring more important questions like, is the money green . Whraf whraf. [laughter] besides, fans across the country love free hat day. Think how much theyll love holding sharpened spoon free shiv made from a broken spoon night. [laughter] personally i think they love broken spoon night. So i think America Needs more intergration of athletics and forprofit private incaceration. [laughter] i mean, the chinese are way ahead of us on this. They have already perfected a system where you can go to prison and end up playing football forever. [laughter] well be right back. U,x a,xm m t5 [cheers and applause] stephen welcome back, everybody. Thank you so much. [cheers and applause] thank you so much, nation. You know nation, im not a kid any more, but i am young at heart. Which reminds me send thankyou note to team of surgeons and flowers to baboons next of kin. [laughter] and like all of my fellow youthsters, i love viral marketing so radical, so fizzocusedgrouped, you cant help but to vine them on to your friendsters aged 1834 with disposable income across diverse socialmedia platforms. [laughter] awesome sauce. So with my old youth antennas up, you can bet i noticed earlier this week when burger kings corporate twitter account was hacked to look like it was mcdonalds twitter account mind equals blown [laughter] also heart equals clogged. [laughter] but heres what makes this story rad to the max. During they were hacked they got many for twitter followers. The next day it looked like the hackers struck again. Hackers taking aim at more twitter accounts just a day after burger kings account was hacked bet and mtv hacked them. Bet and mtv said the other company attacked them. For dawd mtvs page was hacked to show the bet logo the the only thing more shock would have been if one of them had shown a music video. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] and and the whackest revelation was yet to come from both networks Parent Company and mine viacom. The company came out and said that it had indeed been a hack hack attack. They admitted they staged the entire thing. It was a hoax. Mtv tweeted saying we capfished you guys. Thanks for playing. Stephen we were totally catfished. They made us fall in love by the fact that we were duped by synergies. Summer redstone you crazy millenniael. This off the hook markets is certain to build Brand Awareness. I just hope this eyeball driving doesnt happen to my twitter feed and boot boost it 30 . Lets check in with my director of teen out rich bleep so well check in with our director of teen outreach and Internet Security glenn. [cheers and applause] wassup, broham. Sorry to rustle your jitters but we were hacked by vh1 classic. Stephen oh, snap. That bleep is craze. Yolo. Gman out [laughter] stephen glenn, everybody. [cheers and applause] what is that hip . Nation, this is terrible, this is terrible. Everyone quick go join my twitter page at stephenathome right now to see the extreme hack that has caught me completely by surprise. Oh, no my twitter fed has the logo of increasingly Popular Video hits one classic and take a look at this hack tweet his no control over. Vh1 classic all music all the time plus reruns of married with children vh1classichack. I hope we can fix this Security Breach before it increases Brand Awareness for our platforms. If i cant get you ill call my Cable Provider to make sure you are available on my local cable system. Well be right back. [cheers and applause] stephen, everybody. My guest tonight is a former street performer who went on to dance with yoyoma in china. Please welcome lil buck [cheers and applause] thanks for coming on. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Stephen can i call buck . Call me, buck, man. Stephen hey, buck. I caught your moves on youtube. You watched my video. Stephen i watched little buck goes to lil buck goes to china. Chinese moves. Stephen ive got my own moves. Okay. Stephen you started off as a street performer doing something called jookin. Its like book but with a j. Stephen jookin. For people not as hip orfully as me, what is jookin. We call it mrs. Jookin because it originated almost 30 years in memphis, tennessee there it started with a line dance called a gang is it a walk. Stephen what is that . They call thought because a lot of people like from the urban neighborhoods or from the hood or, um, they used to a it was like a confident line dance. Mind if you show you . Stephen no, please. So the gang is it a walk was like a gangster walk you see it in crystal palace. We used to go to skating rinks when we were younger. Its like a confident step. [cheers and applause] gang ster walking evolved to jookin. They call it that because a lot of people did it. It was like a sore errority line. If you interrupted or walked through it it was like stephen wow. So its like west side story situation where you are gangs fighting with dancing. Without the any ofs, of course. Stephen the dancing itself is so sharp. [ laughter ] this is incredible. Youve taken this to another level. Someone saw you who was in the ballet world. How did you get discovered by classical dancer . I got discovered because i used to be a part of a group called sub culture royalty and we used to practice in a ballet studio called new ballet ensemble in schools in memphis, tennessee. When we were rehearsing there the ballet instructor was also there. We were rehearsing the hiphop. I was doing hiphop and jookin. Theres a difference between them. Stephen you dont have to tell me, i know that. Of course. The teacher saw me spinning on my toes. I did four spins, probably five, six, seven, eight she saw me and said i have to give this kid a scholarship and put him if a class. We were just rehearsing there. I was like i dont know ballet. The first thing that came to mind was tights . No. And then but stephen they said you dont have to wear the tights. Yeah. Stephen now theres this video. You went over to china with yo yo ma. Yes. Stephen to dance among other things swan lake and meryl streep, too. I love her. Stephen does she jook . Now she does. Merrill streep a big fan of it. It was awesome going to china. It was amazing. They really take it in. They really loved it. Meryl streep she learned bug jumper, too. Stephen what is bug jumper 2 . No, too. You want to try it. Stephen ill try it. What is it . Let me show you. This is beginner bug jump. Its like you think knee up. You want your chest to meet your knee. Not too much you know but one, two, three, four and thats it. Stephen one, two, three four. Amazing [cheers and applause] now ooze your hands like puppet masters and these are your puppets. Go one, two, throw, four. Stephen one, two, three, four. [cheers and applause] all right. Now do you it. Now you can do it. Stephen did you do something for us . Absolutely stephen listen. Well be right back for a performance by lil buc vqvqvq j
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