that was my water. [ laughter ] i was raised by parents who spoke explicitly. there's something about growing up not knowing that talking about your vagina or penises was taboo. now, if you haven't done it before, ladies, go home and treat yourself. do it tonight. just give your man a little push, push in the tush, tush. just give him a little atari. my whole comedy career, i've been told to be less dirty, and i would get more work if i just toned it down a little bit. and it's crazy to me that a highbrow publication like "the new yorker" would be interested in interviewing me about why i find it funny to butt-finger a man. no, please, no, really -- i don't think there's any subject that's off limits. i actually did that joke in alabama, right? these three rednecks met me after the show, man.