this is quite a story. i need to breathe through it. a 68-year-old man wanted to get a second tattoo in honor of his 28-year-old wife. wait for it. he got this tattoo >>. oh, no. >> in a bikini, pushing a lawn mower, on his bald spot. his kids paid the tab for the trip to the parlor. it was a father's day present. i can't with this story. >> you know what, i actually love it. why not? men don't really like to go bald. ñ> why not? he's got a tattoo on the top of his head. >> dress it up. >> you're owning the male pattern baldness cover-up story here. if people are going to stare at it, stare at something they enjoy. >> he makes his wife look pretty >> it's like one of the mud flaps on the back of a truck. >> i'm like yosemite sam, back off. 68-28, amen. bravo for him.