He was a true patriot. We will keep going until we find howard hughes. Nothing bothered these marines. They waited five hours in the sea of mud for the show. With an audience like that, you really have to go to work. I had a great arrival. I stepped off the plane and disappeared. No one has been more beloved by more generations. If i could just find some way to get him on the couch. [laughter] announcer introducing thanks for the memories, the bob hope specials, exclusively from time life. A brandnew collection for the whole family to enjoy together. Thanks for the memories of our camaraderie at work and on the team and all the years of our careers that you played straight for me i thank you so much how do you like that . Stabbed with my own theme song. Announcer the most inspiring. Bob look at those cats up there. Hey, you all announcer hilarious. What a terrible way to go. I still have eight jokes left. [laughter] announcer starstudded shows. You are adorable [laughter] pardon me, can i speak to my girl . Announcer from americas alltime favorite funnyman. Bob that was some spicy meatballs. [laughter] who are you . I am santa claus. Ho, ho, ho. And im the jolly green giant. Ho, ho, ho. Really . Congratulations. You make a wonderful Little French pea. Announcer from his earliest appearances to his 90th birthday special. Im honored to be a part of bobs 90th birthday celebration. I usually celebrate your birthdays quietly at home with my family. Announcer there was no one bob hope could not crack up. Bob i will now make a 21inch incision. 21 inch . Bob would you care for the center cut . [laughter] he kept our troops smiling overseas. Bob each year when we make these trips, we try to bring you a glamorous star from back home. This year, we hit the jackpot. Miss annmargret. Announcer he kept our hearts warm at home. Julie garland somewhere over the rainbow [applause] bob thanks, judy announcer he could sing. Bob wont you come home, bill bailey . Announcer he could dance. Do you sing . No. Do you tell jokes . No. Do you dance . Announcer and he loved to laugh, especially at himself. How could you ever have married her . Well, it was a mistake. I proposed during a power failure. And youve had one ever since. [laughter] announcer so, get ready to be amused and amazed. Fall in love all over again with comedys commanderinchief. Mr. Bob hope. Announcer bob hope was a true american legend. We all knew his voice, his jokes. Bob in 25 years, i have never missed a show because of illness. No matter how sick nbc gets of me, i show up. Announcer his nose. I thought i had a funny face. Those beautiful eyes. Your eyes are nice. And that cute little turned up nose. [laughter] my nose turns up. Yes, eventually. Im always glad to be next to you because you make my nose look small. Wait a minute. Announcer the biggest stars were his closest friends. Making them laugh was his favorite pastime. I dont know what i am doing here, bob. I cant sing and i cant dance. Just stand there. Theyll do the singing and dancing. Announcer bobs specials were truly a whos who of hollywood. At home or abroad, the stars came out for bob. Bob is one of my closest friends. I would say he is one of the funniest comedians in the world. Come on. Thats not true, you are the funniest comedian in the world. I stand corrected. [laughter] announcer jack benny, danny thomas, george burns. Hats, canes trunks, trains thats the way it was in vaudeville announcer milton berle, barbra streisand, lucille ball. If you couldnt do comedy, what would you like to do . If i couldnt do comedy probably what you do. Announcer bob newhart, phyllis diller, and of course bing crosby. He and bing didnt need to be on the road to have a good time. I cant believe this. A devout coward like you. Arent you afraid of rats . Why should i be . I made six road pictures with one. Announcer america has always loved bob hope and we always will. I just want to say we are in beautiful thailand, where in october you get the monsoons and in december you get me. [laughter] quite simply, the world has been a happier place and a better place because bob hope is in it. I am going to blow your brains out. [laughter] [applause] announcer introducing thanks for the memories, a brandnew collection exclusively from time life. Bob, i have a confession to make. Speak, my son. I like you. I really do. I just wish you hadnt said that. You just killed 48 jokes. Announcer 10 dvds of bobs beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that havent been seen since their original broadcast. The ladys in love with you [applause] announcer now, for the first time, they are here in one exclusive historic collection. Thank you thank you announcer the hilarious comedy special. Dont just stand there. Put the trash out. My darling, id love to, but shes your friend. Announcer the legendary christmas shows. Bob now ive got santa claus and youll never get him back. Bob why am i always laughing instead of the audience . [laughter] announcer and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. Oh, nurse . Where is my faithful old nurse . [laughter] here i am, juliet oh, my faithful nurse. [laughter] you know, this isnt such a bad part. Always near when i need thee. Ill never get an oscar, but who cares. Announcer each show is full of laughing, dancing, and unforgettable music. Bob one of the most exciting new talents of our time, barbra streisand. Barbra streisand anyplace i hang my hat is home announcer call or go online to order thanks for the memories on 10 dvds for five payments of 19. 99. Bob you like that . Announcer you will get the Legendary Comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clip like bobs first televised special. Television. Well, he finally got me. Announcer his first show in color. Hey, bing, its me, im here. Announcer hilarious bloopers. Im ernie. Im confused because i didnt see it, sorry. [laughter] [applause] ive got one eye and it was looking the other way. Announcer laughing with the president s. Bob mr. President , with all the traveling and all the work youve done, you look just great. Bob, you look great, too. Together i hope i look that good when im your age. [laughter] announcer and exclusive extras, like bobs memories of world war ii. This is bob command performance hope telling each nazi who was in russia today that crimea doesnt pay. Announcer plus, call in the next 18 minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and friends. I am sure you will hear some wonderful things said about bob, but not from me. Announcer and thats not all. Youll also receive this beautiful 32page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bobs incredible career. Bob thank you, america. You are on the best page of my memory book. Announcer and we are so convinced you will love thanks for the memories, we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. Thanks for the memories is an incredible value. There is a lot of tv worth watching. Announcer 23 classic shows plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. That is over 24 hours of comedy, music, and stars. Plus the collectible memory book, all for just five payments of 19. 99. And well ship it for free. I was hoping you would say that. Announcer this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever available, and you wont find it in stores. You can only find it right here with this exclusive tv offer. You know your seams are crooked . That shows how much you know. Im not wearing stockings. Announcer order now. A man dressed in khakis you may think im a bit wacky why dont you get back in the sacky . Theres room for two your nose and you the image of bob hope is a sight that is indelibly etched in the conscience of millions of our citizens who went to war to preserve this nation of ours. Bob and they want to surrender over there. Announcer he was a tv star, a movie star, a standup comic, and vaudeville veteran, but bob won americas heart by bringing christmas cheer to our boys overseas. Bob here i am to share christmas with you. I bet some of you guys were afraid you wouldnt have a turkey. Announcer from world war ii. Bob i just want you boys to see what you are fighting for. Announcer to korea. Bob this is a first in television, and i cant tell you how happy we are to be here. Announcer from vietnam. I have never seen so many interesting faces. What were they in civilian life . Happy. Announcer to desert storm. Are you ready . Yeah announcer bob always put on an unforgettable show for the troops. Why would a man like this come all this way voluntarily on Christmas Day to be here with us . Maybe hes committed a crime in the united states, or [laughter] or maybe he is just some kind of a nut. Thank you very much. Happy to be here. Thailand. Greenland. Tokyo, japan. England. Crete. Where are we . Oh, yeah. Here we are okinawa. Danang. I love coming here. Its always a blast. If i mispronounce it, im through. Here we are in guam. Wonderful to be working in the middle of the south china sea. This joint is real nice. It is Christmas Day in vietnam. The guys here dont ask for much in vietnam. It is said you are thrilled if you just wake up Christmas Morning here. [laughter] announcer the wars changed, the times changed, but wherever the action was, bob was there. Those hours . You know this isnt such a bad part . What the hell is all that firing over there . General, would you call off the war while we are on . I dont know what you guys did to be here, but let that be a lesson to you. I understand the enemy is all around. So, please laugh it up. You wouldnt want them to think we have a morale problem, would you . Announcer he always brought along his best jokes. I forgot to burn my draft card and here i am. Announcer his best friends. Doctor, we are waiting in the operating room. Announcer and some special guests he knew would lift their spirits. Hi, boys. I know about your glamour girls you took on all the other trips. Raquel welch. Romy schneider. Annmargret at okinawa airbase. Gee, you really lead an exciting life. Bob i dont know, when youve seen one airbase, youve seen them all. [laughter] is annmargret one name or two . I spell annmargret with a hyphen. I spell it with an exclamation point. How do you like our flight in the states . A few days ago i was in hollywood, doing love scenes with dean martin and jimmy stewart, and now here i am with you. Bob how lucky can one girl get . [laughter] [applause] thanks from america to all our men in blue our boys in khaki, too our tough marines, our coast guard, our army nurses, true we thank you so much as somebody who has worn the uniform of this country, i thank you for being who you are. Hey, bob, im really enjoying myself. Not yet, you are still standing. Announcer introducing thanks for the memories, a brandnew collection exclusively from timelife. Who are you . Whats the difference . Kiss me. Announcer 10 dvds of bobs beloved iconic tv specials. Including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since the original broadcast. Im just one of those very strongwilled people who cannot stay hypnotized. Bob a stronger mind just takes longer. Im not expecting this to be a snap. [laughter] announcer and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive, historic collection. Isnt that marvelous . Announcer the hilarious comedy specials. What kind of a bird are you anyway . Well [laughter] announcer the legendary christmas shows. And have yourself a merry Little Christmas now announcer and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. We can do anything you can do. Show him, raquel. I am very happy to be here with you tourists. Say, what part of miami is this . Announcer each show is full of laughter, dancing, and unforgettable music. Ladies and gentlemen, the carpenters. Talking it over just the two of us working together daytoday announcer so call or go online to order thanks for the memories on 10 dvds for five payments of 19. 99. Tell me more. Announcer you will get the Legendary Comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bobs first televised special. Me love you, moon face. Me love you, too, mon cherie amor. Announcer his first show in color. This is the first time i have tried to be funny and gorgeous too. Announcer hilarious bloopers. Bob who is this great leader who is about to [laughter] announcer laughing with the president s. Which way is the golf course . Announcer and exclusive extras, like shanks for the memories. Please dont shoot me in the balls. Announcer plus, call in the next 10 minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and his friends. President reagan bob would do well in politics. He certainly has to be one of the most familiar faces in america. He has entertained over 10 million troops, been seen by more than a hundred million tv viewers. And if you throw in the 27 people who have seen his movies, you have a pretty sizable constituency. [laughter] announcer and thats not all. Youll also receive this 32page memory book, filled with photos more than a hundred million tv viewers. And stories honoring bobs incredible career. We will see you home, god bless you. [applause] announcer and we are so convinced you will love thanks for the memories that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. All right . All right. Announcer thanks for the memories is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. That is over 24 hours of comedy, music, and stars. Plus, the collectible memory book. All for just five payments of 19. 99. And we will ship it for free. I cant believe it. Announcer this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever available. You will not find it in stores. You can only find it right here with this exclusive tv offer. Oh, that was beautiful. Announcer order now. Bob i dont care where im going just as long as im with you put it there, pal bob hope is the most generous performer ive ever had the privilege of working with. Announcer bob knew you could not put on a really great show without incredible dancing and music. Bob just me and my shadow announcer over the years, he perfected the art of the duet. The two of us we will always be for you and me the two of us well always be together like the cat in the cream were in a dream of our own well go it alone announcer bobs shows were always full of songs to make us smile. Youre an older smoothie you are a tribute to the magic of medicare how strong you were how young and gay i dont remember that. [laughter] a prince of men in every way bob ah, yes i remember it well announcer and he knew that music would bring us together when we needed it most. Silent night holy night all is calm all is bright sleep in heavenly peace bob it has been a great day. We wish you the greatest of new years. A lot of luck and hurry home. Bye. My father saw you in the South Pacific the year i was born. My son saw you two years ago in desert storm. But i, bob, had the pleasure of seeing you in vietnam on my first of three tours there. Thank you for the memories. [applause] bob i have heard of offbroadway, but this is ridiculous. Announcer introducing thanks for the memories, a brandnew collection exclusively from timelife. Ladies and gentlemen, the first man to set foot on the moon, neil armstrong. Announcer 10 dvds of bobs beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since their original broadcasts. This is the first time ive been here. I thought it would be fun to bring somebody who would represent you all. What is your name . Dan . Hey, dan, this couldve been you. [laughter] announcer and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive historic collection. The hilarious comedy specials. Do you think insult humor is the easiest to come up with . Standing next to you, it is. Announcer the legendary christmas shows. Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy do you hear what i hear . Announcer and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. Bob first, i want to apologize for us being a little late. But coming out on the train, we had one of those chicken pilots who wont fly just because a couple of motors are missing. [laughter] announcer each show is full of laughing, dancing, and unforgettable music. Il signore dean martin. You never forget the feel of a meadow in rome, wonderful rome announcer so call or go online to order thanks for the memories on 10 dvds for five payments of 19. 99. Bob if there was only more of me to go around. Announcer you will get the Legendary Comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bobs first televised special. Bob which camera is working . Announcer his first show in color. There are a few people who still remember you from motion pictures. [laughter] announcer hilarious bloopers. I dont care how rich you are, you cant disrupt this hospital. We are sick people here. There are sick people here. [laughter] announcer laughing with the president s. President carter i have been in office now for 489 days, and when i spend three more weeks, i will have stayed as many nights in the white house as bob hope has. Announcer and exclusive extras, like bobs memories of world war ii. Im happy to be here. I understand crosby was here last year. Im here to apologize. Announcer call in the next three minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and friends. Jack benny almost every tv comedian of course uses tv cue cards, but bob is the only one i know who uses them at house parties. He even used cue cards on his wedding night. He was so nervous, he threw up his hands and shouted, not now, sweetheart, i have a headache. And his wife said, bob, you are reading my card. [laughter] [applause] announcer and thats not all, you will also receive this beautiful 32page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bobs incredible career. That is the nicest present you could have given us. Announcer and we are so convinced you will love thanks for the memories that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. Bob everybody down off the ceiling. Announcer thanks for the memories is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. Over 24 hours of music, comedy, and stars. Plus, the collectible memory book, all for just five payments of 19. 99. And well ship it for free. Bob that is just perfect. Announcer this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials available, and you will not find it in stores. You can only find it with this exclusive tv offer. How about that . Announcer order now. Thanks for the memories we love you, number one we love you, number one [indiscernible] its time to say so long ladies and gentlemen, bob hope. [applause] announcer order now. The preceding has been a paid advertisement for timelifes video collection. The following is a paid member sign the fourtime life video collection. I am Carol Burnett. It is Carol Burnett show. This is the stage where it all began. Live in seasons of my variety show here. No one has seen the first five seasons since they were first. Dvds, streaming, no nothing until i find i will be releasing these for everybody to enjoy. Im going to look at them now. Come on. Join me. Steve it was like a gang of friends putting on a show, and it happened to be seen by millions and millions of people. Promo, take one. Carol hi, this is Carol Burnett. Be sure to watch my first show. My extra special guest will be private gomer pyle himself. Jim nabors. Its on. You havent seen anything yet. Do you know who i am . No. In that case, please continue. Ive got a girl for you. Good evening, your majesty. Now it is time for you to show us your talent. So were [laughter] julie they accomplished in one hour more songs, more dances, more spoofs, more skits, more comedy. Whats the matter with her . What makes you think something is the matter . Her mouth is not moving. Thats not like her. Carol here they are. Pretty wonderful. Tim conways first appearance is here. And my very first show with my very first guest, jim nabors. And my hero lucille ball. Bob newhart. I cant wait to see this. Who is the midget . [laughter] thats our daughter, mildred junior. Why didnt you tell me we had a child . [laughter] i hate you, mr. Foxworth. Oh yes. I hate you. I hate your flower, you savage. Where does it say savage . [laughter] my name is geraldine. [laughter] oh, pardon me, sir. [laughter] welcome to the castle. Hes prettier than i am. [laughter] gasp one never knows who is going to come into your life. [doorbell rings] thats the doorbell. Oh, i cant see anyone now. I cant. I just cant. Its a man. Open the door. Sgt. Mullins, do you have to hold me so tight . I dont like this job either, but we have to act like we are a couple, so we have to pretend, all right . All right. As long as you keep it on that basis. [laughter] what makes you think it could be anything else . Well [laughter] [laughter] [applause] carol i am really proud of the first five seasons of my show, and i am really happy to have a chance to share them with you. Queen latifah i have never seen anyone on tv quite like Carol Burnett. Kirstin she does it all. Sings, acts, dances. Hilarious and beautiful. Tony she made it look effortless. Announcer introducing the Carol Burnett show, the lost episodes. A brand new collection exclusively from time life. May i see it . [laughter] announcer 21 incredible episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vault. Those of you who doubt, can you believe it now . Announcer you may think youve seen the Carol Burnett show. You may think you own the entire Carol Burnett show on dvd. Any other gifts . Announcer but you dont have these lost episodes. Where are you . Announcer now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. You heard it here first. Announcer all the fabulous firsts. Welcome to our very first show that we are doing. I am happy and excited you are with us. Looks like we have a nice, full group. Could we pop up the lights . Oh gorgeous. Announcer all the hilarious crack ups. [laughter] where is he . Hes right oh [laughter] [laughter] [applause] announcer and longlost performances by entertainment legends lucille ball, bob newhart, don rickles, and more. These are the funniest, most dazzling, the most inspiring moments from the best variety show of all time. I didnt know just what was right but now i think i do as my belated gift i give the angel child to you happy birthday nancy bubbles happy birthday to you [laughter] announcer and youll get to see them first. But i couldnt what is the matter . Are you choosey . Announcer so call or go online to order the lost episodes for five payments of 19. 99. You will get 21 uncut, original shows that havent been seen since they first aired. I am really quite pleased with what we have done today, arent you . Oh yes. You know, marion, i have never painted anyone in the nude before. Really . No, usually i keep my clothes on. [laughter] announcer plus, call in the next 18 minutes and we will send two free bonus dvds. You will get a total of more than 11 hours of exclusive bonus features. You will go on a backstage tour with the original cast. This is the first time i have ever been in this building. Stop it. Announcer see brandnew interviews. Kristin when i think back to my first memories of watching Carol Burnett, it was with my dad watching it and laughing his butt off. I have vague memories of him laughing so hard and i knew i wanted to do that, whatever was making him laugh. Announcer featurettes. You dont have to say you love me announcer bloopers. Just a week ago, she was with us, singing and laughing. Shes still laughing. [laughter] but now shes gone. [laughter] announcer and rare gems from carols early days. Are you still in the entertainment field . Announcer and thats not all. You will also receive a special gift for carol to you a collectible guestbook with personal notes from carols famous friends and fans. Bill hader i just wrote in the guestbook marry me. But, you know, you dont have to. Announcer and we are so convinced you fall in love with the lost episodes that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. But wait, theres more. Call or visit our website for an amazing offer from carol and time life. Carol herself will sign a limited number of the lost episode collections made out to anyone you choose, but you will have to act fast. These vip editions are oneofakind collectors items, and when they are gone, they are gone. Carol i look forward to signing a collection for you soon. Announcer the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes is an incredible value. Brace yourself. Announcer 21 starstudded episodes, hours of brandnew exclusive extras, and the collectible guestbook, all for just five payments of 19. 99. These hands were meant to hold charge cards. Look at that. Perfect. Perfect. Announcer and we will ship it for free. You cant watch it online. You cant buy it in stores. You dont already have it on dvd. You can only buy the lost episodes here with this exclusive tv offer. This will give you a chance to get to know us for the swell folks we are. Announcer order now. Carol burnett show promo, take one. Carol hi there, im Carol Burnett. My guest will be the fabulous [stuttering] [laughter] carol Dionne Warwick and the funny jonathan winters. Each time i get goosebumps going back to the stage because of the wonderful memories. [laughter] [applause] [laughter] why, its cannoga falls most lovable buttinski. Come in, mother marcus. Hello, mary. Carol this was my dressing room, and right out here is where the cue card guys were. You must have played a hundred parts in pictures from cleancut college kids to dirty rats i love you in them all but the one thing i recall [laughter] [laughter] [applause] carol i saw him running because he wasnt there with the cards. [laughter] carol oh, thats funny. Queen latifah one of my favorite things to watch about the show was when they would break characters. We are going to have a shoot off . A shoot off . A shoot off . A shoot off . A shoot off . [laughter] i cant leave a job halffinished . No. Who said i cant even jump . I said. Who are you . My husband. Right [laughter] how many passes have you made at a bull . Oh, i have made a few, but it is kind of silly. You know, so you get a date with one. Where are you going to take him . [laughter] it tickles. Steve i can only imagine being there felt like a party. [laughter] i think i love you or maybe you never will do or maybe it is something i ate [laughter] julie oh my god, i would have never dared to do anything like that. She went all out. Alan tim conway has the ability to crack you up. Just looking at you. Burt such a riot to do that show. It was the most fun i have ever had on stage. Hello, lost and found . I would like to report a loss. Announcer introducing the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes. A brandnew collection exclusively from time life. I will make the jolly green giant say ho, ho, ho. Announcer 21 episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vault. My Blood Pressure just went up. Announcer you may think you have seen the Carol Burnett show, you may think own the complete show on dvd, but you dont have these lost episodes. And now, the moment the entire universe has been waiting for. Announcer now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. Simpson . Yes . Have you started on [laughter] announcer all the fabulous firsts. Here are all the sports scores. 21, 35, and 82. [laughter] the 82 is a final. Announcer all the hilarious crackups. Father, youve got to hide me. Youve got to hide me father. This is the police. Come out, fingers. We know you are in there. Whatd i tell you . Father, youve got to hide me. Youve got to hide me. [laughter] [knocking on door] weve got to get a new parish, father. Lets pray for it. Announcer and longlost performances by entertainment legends. Bob hope, sonny and cher, bing crosby, and more. Yeah, honey, she did it. Yeah, honey, she did it. Announcer these are the funniest, most dazzling, most memorable moments from the greatest variety show of all time. Happy when you are near me happy when you hear me announcer and you get to see them first. Happy all the time thats what i am ill make a phone call if you dont mind. Announcer so call or order online to get the lost episodes for five payments of 19. 99. Wonderful. Announcer you will get 21 uncut, original shows that have not been seen since they first aired. Plus, call in the next 12 minutes and we will send you two free bonus dvds. You will get a total of over 11 hours of brandnew and exclusive bonus features. Carol my god, the memories. Announcer you will go on a backstage tour with the original cast. If you wanted to see what cher was wearing on any given night, i said, oh my god, youve got to see chers gown. Heres where wed go. Announcer brandnew interviews and featurettes. Jim i always knew i could be elevated by the skill, the talent, the originality of people on the show. Announcer never before seen bloopers. [laughter] [applause] announcer and rare gems from carols early days. Announcer and thats not all you will also receive a special gift from carol to you a collectible guestbook with personal notes from carols famous friends and fans. I adore you. Announcer and we are so convinced you will fall in love with the lost episodes that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. But wait, theres more call or visit our website for an amazing offer from carol and time life carol herself will sign a limited number of collections made out to anyone you choose. But you have to act fast these vip editions are one of a kind collectors items, and when they are gone, they are gone. Carol i look forward to signing a collection for you soon. Announcer the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes is an incredible value. You can say that again. Announcer 21 starstudded episodes, hours of brandnew, exclusive extras, and the collectible guestbook all for just five payments of 19. 99. We will ship it for free. No kidding . Announcer you cant watch it online. You wont find it in stores. You dont already have it on dvd. You can only find the lost episodes here with this exclusive tv offer. Wheres the phone . Wheres the phone . Announcer order now. Carol hi there, im Carol Burnett. In addition to our regular gang, my guest this week is betty grable and my poison, martha reynolds. [laughter] carol i knew i would say that. My paison. This is a room where during the show, the writers would sit and watch the show on the monitor and take notes. Especially the first show, the dress rehearsal. And then we would get our notes and improve we would hope for the second show at 8 00. Tell me everything that happened. [stuttering] you went to the bank . [stuttering] you took the papers out of the vault . Carol hello. Arnie and buzz and dale and danny. Im really glad we are all here to talk about the lost episodes. These are some of our top writers that we had. What is your name . See these pans . Lets hope little phoebe pans out. That was funny, dummy. [laughter] what did you say your name was again . Ethel. Ethel mermaid. I am just a gorgeous flamenco dancer at the local cantina. But one who has seen you many times and always admired your bravery. I have seen you many times also, senorita. Ive always admired your castanets. That is your husband, correct . Yes. You were with him the night he was killed, correct . Yes. You killed him. No. Two out of three isnt bad. [laughter] poor young boy has not walked in a year. A week. A week he has had a week with a shattered leg. A sprained ankle. A sprained ankle phoebe dont phoebe, me be. Ive got a song inside of me and it is going to come out. [hiccupping] [laughter] when im with you, baby i am with you rain and shine [laughter] things may be cloudy [laughter] bill shes so charming and genuine and sweet, and very american. It was a very american show. I carry a flag of red, white, and blue i carry a flag of red, white, and blue that absolutely did it. I am leaving this house. And i am not coming back until the end of the football season. In case you missed it, here is the instant replay. [laughter] [applause] shirley it was the best variety show, i think, that was ever on the air. Carol channing i cant tell you enough about Carol Burnett and her generosity. Julie shes got this quality about her that is adorable. When i drove up here, something jumped out of the carriage and started snapping at my wheels. Snapping . Yes. [laughter] announcer introducing the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes, a brandnew collection exclusively from time life. What youre about to see will absolutely amaze you. Announcer 21 incredible episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vaults. This is real hard stuff. Announcer you may think youve seen the Carol Burnett show. Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy. Announcer you may think you own the complete Carol Burnett show on dvd. The last time you were with a tri tri you see what happens . You got me so upset, the gums locked. Announcer but you dont have these lost episodes. I came back. I came back. Announcer now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. All the fabulous firsts. I am sending you away to sun city. [laughter] announcer all the hilarious crackups. So do you know where that roller is that we had . [laughter] i think i [laughter] you are going to love living in this building. The neighbors are so helpful. Announcer and longlost performances by entertainment legends. Joan rivers, jonathan winter, phyllis diller, and more. You are the girl i met and fell in love with last night. [shrieking] thats right. Announcer these are the funniest, most dazzling, memorable moments from the greatest variety show of all time. And you will get to see them first. So call or go online to order the lost episodes for five payments of 19. 99. This is so exciting. Announcer you will get 21 uncut, original shows that havent been seen since they first aired. I am torn between good and evil. [laughter] should i choose this young and innocent maiden and a lifetime of sweet matrimony . [applause] or shall i throw away my life for one hour of mad passion . [boos] sweetheart . Yes . I will be back in an hour. [laughter] announcer plus, call in the next three minutes and we will send you two free bonus dvds. Youll get a total of over 11 hours of brandnew and exclusive bonus features. You will go on a backstage tour with the original cast. Carol this was my dressing room. It has been redecorated a lot. Announcer see brandnew interviews. I loved her so much. I was such a fan. Announcer featurettes. What would Julie Andrews do in a spot like this . Julie unabashed, unashamedly fun. I bet she would sing. Hit it. Announcer never before seen bloopers. [laughter] announcer and rare gems from carols early days. Ive always been shy announcer and thats not all you will also receive a special gift from carol to you a collectible guestbook with personal notes from carols famous friends and fans. Jack i dont go anywhere without your picture in my back pocket. Announcer and we are so convinced you will all in love with the lost episodes, we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price. No questions asked. But wait, theres more. Call or visit our website for an amazing offer from carol and time life. Carol herself will sign a limited number of the lost episode collections made out to anyone you choose. But you will have to act fast these vip editions are oneofakind collectors items, and when they are gone, they are gone. Carol i look forward to signing a collection for you soon. Announcer the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes is an incredible value. [shrieking] golly announcer 21 starstudded episodes, hours of brandnew exclusive extras, and the collectible guestbook, all for just five payments of 19. 99. And we will ship it for free. You cant watch it online. You wont find it in stores. You dont already have it on dvd. You can only find the lost episodes here with this exclusive tv offer. You want to use the phone . [phone rings] the telephone. [laughter] announcer order now. Burt im so glad we had this time together just to have a laugh or sing a song seems we just get started and before you know it comes the time we have to say so long carol seeing all these episodes after so many years is such a thrill and there is so many more. So pull up a chair and lets enjoy these classic longlost shows together. The following is a paid program. The opinions and views expressed do not reflect those of lp, its affiliates or its employees. The following is a paid advertisement for time lifes music collection. Its the attitude all right now baby its all right now the killer guitars. American woman stay away from me woman an mama let me be those