The
massive structure at the center of "The Pyramid" is a three-sided
pyramid uncovered in the desert outside Cairo after spending untold millennia
hidden deep beneath the sands. Technically speaking, this means that the
structure in question is actually a tetrahedron and not a pyramid but let us
get down to brass tacks—there are very few people out there who would
willingly pony up good money to see a film entitled "The
Tetrahedron," especially a dippy run through the usual horror clichés that
plays like a cross between "The Blair Witch Project" and the Steve
Martin ditty "King Tut," only lacking the cinematic grace of the