Girl 1: I wish I was a little bit taller.
Girl 2: I wish I was balder.
Girl 1: I wish I had a...wait, wait, wait balder?
Guy 1: Letâs slap dicks
Guy 2: You ever pee and it feels like throwing up?
Woman 1: *holding baby* He would have been safer at the Hawk
Woman 2: Oh absolutely.
Girl 2: Well, it depends how much money he has.
Girl 1: Iâm going to the doctor to see if I have bronchitis before I hook up with him again.
Girl 2: Yeah thatâs smart so you donât give it to anyone else.Â
Girl 1: No I mean I want to make sure I infect him.