The Massachusetts Institute of Technology does, indeed, have a football team: The Engineers, who play in Division III of the NCAA. Last year, they finished with three straight wins, boosting their record to 4 and 5, though who knows how their season could’ve turned out if they had the services of Ethan Thornton, a wide receiver from Texas’ Boerne Samuel V. Champion High School, who in 2022 signed a national letter of intent to play at MIT.