Man steals beach by hiding it in his ear

The theft took twenty years to complete, boasted Roger Elliot (54), who smuggled huge quantities of sand in various bodily crevices. The police were alerted to the crime, when someone noticed that Southend on Sea had relocated to Battersea. After his capture, Mr. Elliott admitted that the first bucket load was stolen in error. 'By the time I'd shaken out my socks and pockets, I realised that most of the beach was still with me. That gave me the idea. And I soon discovered that my ears could hold

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