I’m sure if you read this column regularly it’s come across that I’m not one for faff. I don’t mind spending a lot of time on my makeup or beauty routine (if I can manage to get the time, that is, hello my four-year-old who is still deeply entrenched in the Velcro-mam phase), but if it’s finicky or annoying, I’m not bothered. For me, false eyelashes often fall into the finicky and annoying category.