Tonight, earth dazed. Plus, stephen welcomes nathan lane and chef jose andres. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. and now, live on tape from a safe distance, its stephen colbert. Stephen welcome to a late show. Im steve coalbert. Happy earth day, everyone. Today is a big one, because its the 50th earth day the big 50. And, i gotta say, earths still looking great. Shes just getting hotter every year, even with the receding glaciers and putting on a little water weight around the coastline. And earth is having kind of a moment right now because, with people staying home, the earth is turning wilder and cleaner, with reduced co2, better air quality, and animals roaming city streets. Turns out the best present for earth day is the same as mothers day time away from her children. Just get all the unruly humans out of her hair so mother earth can sit in a bubble bath and watch outlander. Now, while humans stay inside, the worlds cities are getting reclaimed by animals. A puma roamed the streets of santiago, chile. In india, hungry monkeys have been entering homes and opening refrigerators to look for food. And coyotes have been seen along chicagos Michigan Avenue. A coyote on Michigan Avenue thats crazy. Usually, what with the traffic, they have to take lake shore drive. So, dont be surprised if you see a wild animal wandering into your normal environment. Oh, god heres one now come here come here. Its the wild snuggle spaniel. Whos reclaiming the earth from the humans . You are yes, you are he loves me he loves this bye. Now, you have to leave. You cant just chew on the electrical cords. Out, out, give mush thanks, benny. I might need a lint roller. The kayot the coyotes werent the only wild animals doing their thing. So was president trump, who celebrated earth day by holding a Tree Planting ceremony. Or as he said were doing something i love doing planting trees. Ive always loved it. Stephen yes, two things donald trump has definitely always loved manual labor, and the thing where fruit comes from. Trump finally got around to actually planting the tree. Here he is getting his exercise for the decade. as trump ive gotten a lot of practice at my press conferences. Every day, i just dig that hole deeper and deeper and deeper. Trump also celebrated earth day by threatening to blow up the planet, tweeting, i have instructed the United States navy to shoot down and destroy any and all iranian gunboats if they harass our ships at sea. You read that right. Hes going shoot down boats. as trump we must respond to irans flying gunboats. Theyre just as dangerous as their flying carpets. Its a whole new world a new fantastic point of view no how does it go . Nowhere to go. Dont you dare close your eyes what trump is responding to is video from the navy showing that iranian vessels harassed American Warships in the arabian sea. Okay, thats not good, but why tweet about iran now . For that matter, why a new ban on immigration . No one can fly here anyway. Right now, you might as well ban mosh pits. But i have a theory, a theory, i tell you, about trumps random tweetsz. Trumps Approval Ratings are falling, and twothirds of americans say he was too slow to respond to the virus. Disapproval of trump is spreading faster than. Something. Whatever spreads really quickly if youre dumb enough to ignore it. So he is desperate to change the subject. And im not the only one to notice this. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said this yesterday he ignores his own responsibility and assigns blame instead of taking responsibility, paying attention to science, recognizing the role of governance in all of this to get the job done for the american people. And so hes engaged in distractions, like immigration, distractions, like supporting people on the street. Theyre all distractions away from the fact the known fact that hes a total failure when it comes to testing. Stephen aw, snap mr. President , you may want to get tested, because that burn was sick. Trump fired back with an official response to the speaker. as trump look out flying iranian gunboats run for your lives sincerely, president donald j. Trump cc jafar. Heres the thing trumps attempt to change the subject to immigration, or to china, or iran, or to anything is not going to work. One republican close to the white house told politico that messaging alone cannot solve the political challenge the pandemic presents for trump. as trump okay, how about messaging and sitting on my enormous, dimpled keister . Because im willing to do anything as long as it doesnt involve doing anything. The unnamed republican predicted, if the testing does not get sorted out as soon as possible, it will be another nail in an almost closed coffin. Well, thats an unfortunate metaphor during a global pandemic. Plus, if you want to get trumps attention, say its a nail in an almost empty chicken bucket. Trumps normal tricks he uses to change the narrative arent working, because its hard to come up with a more gripping narrative than stay inside, or you might die. You can tweet all you want, but its hard to capture peoples hearts and minds when theyre worried about their hearts and lungs. You cant have bill barr redact the virus, or call ukraine to get dirt on hunter virus, or get Mitch Mcconnell to have 51 republicans vote that there is no virus. You cant even pay the virus 130,000 to stay quiet, which is too bad, because this crisis is spanking your ass. So, if you want to keep your job, youre going to have to do the unthinkable your job. You know, make America Great again. Trump held another one of his coronavirus distractathons last night, and he tried to put a positive spin on how things were going. We continue to gain ground in the war against the unseen enemy, and i see light at the end of the tunnel. I actually see a lot of light at the end of the tunnel. And were starting the process. So the light is getting brighter and brighter every day. Stephen as trump the light is also making a really, really fun train noise. Wooowooo everyone keeps yelling, mr. President , get off the tracks, mr. President , but im staying focused on that approaching light. Its coming pretty fast. Whatever trump is seeing, certain states, like georgia, are ignoring the advice of experts and starting to reopen. So he and his team were asked about how exactly thats supposed to work. Reporter how do you safely have hair salons and nail salons and tattoo parlors where people inherently where is that . Where is that . Reporter this is in georgia, where people have to inherently be close together . So if theres a way that people can social distance and do those things, then they can do those things. I dont know how. But people are very creative. Stephen yes, barbers and hair stylists just need to be very creative, like duct taping hair clippers to a couple of yard sticks, or just submerging customers in barbacide. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin the nuch, also took questions during the the briefing about Large Companies accepting smallbusiness loans, and trump had some thoughts. Reporter mr. Secretary, are you going to request that those other companies obviously, shake shack was not alone in being a big company that got money in this are you going to be asking im going to request them. Youre going ask them im going to request to return that money. Yep. Harvards going to pay back the money. And they shouldnt be taking it. They are going to pay back that money. Stephen yeah, harvard, you know the deal you dont get to take millions of dollars, unless you also agree to take jared. Jared slam Stephen Harvard responded to the president s attack, saying that it had not received any funds through the p. P. P. , but it had received funds through the cares act to provide assistance to students facing urgent financial needs due to covid19. Okay, thats a solid fact check. Sounds like somebody at harvard went to harvard. Harvard slam stephen trump was also asked about how the pandemic is affecting workers at his own properties. Reporter your florida clubs have had to furlough workers. Thats true. Have you thought about, you know, asking maybe your family members to maybe keep workers on the payroll to help in doral, youre not allowed to have the golf courses open. You cant have the clubs open. You cant have anything. I have a lot of different properties. But, again, my children run them, and i love my children, and i wish them well. I look forward to comparing my numbers to my childrens numbers. I think ill do better. Stephen thats an insane thing for a father to say. Can you imagine someone saying anything like that on their death bed . Children, gather round, i just want you to know, i. Love. Being better than you. I mean, just look at my numbers. Youre human garbage. One guy whos super gungho about risking other peoples lives is texas Lieutenant Governor, dan patrick. The Lieutenant Governor, went on the tv monday to make the case for states reopening their economies, and heres how he started in texas, 29 million people. Weve lost 495, and every life is valuable, but stephen okay, let me stop you there. Anytime you start a sentence with every life is value, but, chances are youre not the hero of the story. You never heard gandhi say, every life is valuable, but i wanna have my Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley dont make me stop eating again. Im sorry, Lieutenant Governor, go on weve lost 495, and every life is valuable, but 500 people out of 29 million, and we are locked down, and we are crushing the average worker. We are crushing a small business. We are crushing the markets. We are crushing this country. There are more important things than living. Things and stop wasting space and precious toilet paper. This is a Lieutenant Governor saying you might die, but at least it will help businesses. Hes following that classic political advice its the economy. Im stupid. New york continues to be the hot spot for the coronavirus here in the u. S. , but there is some good news in the big sterilized apple. A few weeks ago, the federal government sent new york a Naval Hospital ship, the usns comfort, to help ease the burden on local hospitals. But yesterday, Governor Andrew Cuomo told trump that the comfort is no longer needed in new york city. Woo, that is great news time to pop the champagne bottles this is no time to pop the champagne bottles. Stephen okeydoke. Back to the bourbon. But one new york official who is ready to think about celebrating is new york city mayor and man keeping a very watchful eye on that last doughnut, bill de blasio. Even though new yorkers are hunkered down for the foreseeable future, de blasios looking ahead. When that day comes that we can restart the vibrant, Beautiful Life of this city again, the first thing we will do is have a tickertape parade down the canyon of heroes for our healthcare workers and our first responders. Stephen yes lets give those healthcare workers what they desperately want thousands of strangers crowded together, throwing garbage at them. But dont worry. De blasio has all sorts of genius ideas. Just this week, he encouraged new yorkers to rat on people who arent observing social distancing, telling them to snap a photo of an offending person or crowd, set the location on the image, and text it to 311692. And new yorkers responded, because de blasios social distancing tip line was immediately flooded with penis photos. new york accent hey, mister mayor i saw this big hairy guy loitering down in my pants why dont you come over and slap him around a bit . Theres a fiver in it for you. Weve got a show for you tonight. Was the fiver too much . Was the fiver too much . Nathan lane is here. And i will cook with chef jose andres. But when we return, ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of las vegas is ready to gamble on the coronavirus. Stick around. This is an athlete, twenty reps deep, sprinting past every leak in our softest, smoothest fabric. Shes confident, protected, her strength respected. Depend. The only thing stronger than us, is you. All the way out here just for a blurry photo of me. Shes confident, protected, her strength respected. Oh, thats a good one. Wait, whats that . Thats just the lowbattery warning. Oh, alright. Now its all, check out my rv, and, lets go fourwheeling. 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Stay well and keep it golden. Stephen everybody, welcome back. Say hi to our friendion bapeeft. Excuse me while i clean up my area here. Nchtsz you cant have clutter. That cant help with corona. Stephen cant get away from it. Are you doing your chores . Are you cleaning up around your house . Jon yeah, yeah, i do chores. I clean up. I disinfect the mail. I do all kinds of stuff to really clean my keys and my phone, i separate clorox water everything and. Like my boys will hurlin reilly and Shannon Pauley made up a song. It goes like this dont let corona get up on ya. Ive been doing that. Stephen jon batiste. I want to start with a quick correction. I will never lie to you, audience. During the first act, i said this is bourbon. Its actually mount gay rum. Im just being seasonal. Im here with my son john. Give it up. My wife. That one wasnt as good. laughter that one wasnt as good. Do you want to try it again . We missed completely. One more time. Just the tip. It hurt a lot, though. That cowntsz for something. One politician desperate to reopen her city is las vegas mayor carolyn goodman, seen here. Pretty sure no one can tell shes hung over. Mayor goodman wants las vegas to reopen casinos and let the ones with the most infections then close. Theres no telling which casino is most at risk, but my moneys on sneezers palace. Thank you. Goodman went on with Anderson Cooper this afternoon, and he was having none of it. So, you want stadiums open . Id love everything open, because i think weve had viruses for years. Stephen yes, theyve had viruses for years. You know their motto what happens in vegas can be cleared up with some valtrex. Cooper continued to hammer the idea. Casino owners, im sure theyre probably doing okay. Its the people who are working on the floor who are the ones who are going to become infected, and potentially die. Youre talking disease. Im talking life. Im talking life and living. These are people who have had okay, that makes no sense. Stephen neither does trying to rebuild venice in the middle of a desert, but vegas did it, baby then cooper challenged her to go to the casinos every night, once theyve reopened, and heres what she said first of all, i dont gamble. Stephen well, sure, not with your life. Come on papa needs a new pair of lungs anderson tried to talk sense into the mayor, but she proved remarkably senseresistant. Chinese researchers have shown how this virus spreads. I just want to put up for our viewers, this is a restaurant anderson, you are tough. This isnt china. This is las vegas, nevada. Stephen okay, thats really ignorant. Stephen he just called his guest ignorant. And he works with rick santorum. Slam torrum well be right back with nathan lane. P n seal. Easier to grip and open for the worlds greatest parents. Sc johnson step up. Prep up. Up. Prep up. To help keep you free from the risk of hiv. From the makers of truvada, theres another prep option descovy for prep. 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Its about staggering when people get sick so that the hospitals can cope. Were gonna go through an awful lot of these. All across puget sound, people have been stepping up and donating personal protective equipment. We stay at work. For you. You stay at home for us. Just know were all with you. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you doctors nurses. Stephen welcome back. He is a threetime tony award winner you know from angels in america, the producers, and the birdcage. He now stars in the new showtime series, Penny Dreadful city of angels. Please welcome to a late show, nathan lane its nice to see you. Stephen nice to see you, too. I like i like your backdrop there. Youve got the books. You seem very smart. Were going for prison library. Stephen oh, good. Im actually doing just what i see everybody else doing, which is theyre filming themselves now in front of bookcase s. Stephen i have one right here. A sad attempt at seeming like an intellectual. I wouldnt be caught dead watching tiger king i just finished moby dick. Call me ishmael. Stephen where are you now are you in your apartment . Im in a reconfigured ytwo, ytwo,kapartment in the hamptons. Ill be here all year stephen maybe. Maybe. Get comfy. May be. This is a guest room panic room. Although, every room is a panic room now. Yes, i could show you around. Stephen please, wed love a tour. Theres nothing, other than a mask and rubber gloves thats more comforting than show business memorabilia. And i have eye have some show business memorabilia. Stephen oh, i love. Dont get nervous. Im carrying you over to this side of the room. And i dont know if you can see this, but can you see that . Stephen uh. Thats Walter Matthau. Its a signed picture of Walter Matthau in the odd couple film with carol shelly and monica evans. And theres a story thereby hangs a tale stephen god, i hope so. Weve got some time to fill here, nathan. Its a talk show. Late in his life, im i met and socialized a little with Walter Matthau in los angeles. I was doing an illfated sitcom with joan ploughright, lady olivier. And she had done the film dennis the menace with walter. And one day she said to me, nathan, would you like to have dinner with walter and Carol Matthau . I said, walter, matthau. I would be thrilled. Hes a hero of mine. His wife was fascinating. She wrote a boong of our own. Stephen the time of our lives. The time of your lifement. And, also, she was the inspiration for holly go lightly. She was a great friend of truman capote. Stephen i heard that, i heard that, yeah. We went to what was still in existence in l. A. , and there was an outdoor section, and there was Walter Matthau. And i was so nervous, and i went in and i said, how do you, mr. Matthau. Its an honor to meet you. I said, how are you . And he said, i just had most of my colon removed. And so i thought, okay, im definitely not going to have the liver tonight. I said, never the less, you you look very good he said, thats because its dark out here. Lets sit down and we can talk some more about me. So heist adorable. And we sat and we talked and, you know, we he knew that i had played nathan detroit in a 1992 production of guys and dolls, and he had played nathan detroit at city center, and he said that was where neil simon had first seen him. Stephen youre kidding. I didnt know that. Yeah. And he said, if it wasnt for neil simon i would be an obscure character actor in a regional theater right now. I said, i dont think so. Anyway, they were very charming, but they were famous for their bickering. And at one point, carol, apropos of nothing, said, well, if it wasnt for walters gambling we wouldnt have to worry about money. And walter leaned in and smiled and said, why dont you go bleep yourself, dear. Stephen we can say that on cbs, right . Sure you you can. Stephen that will be fine. What else have you go . This is my most prized possession. This was given to me by a very dear friend of mine, doug mcgrath, a Brilliant Writer and director. When i was doing the ice man cometh, we we did iting in nchicago and the Brooklyn Academy of music. He sent this to me as an Opening Night present. I dont know how he got this, whether it was a swap meet or stephen what is it . Its a weird thing. Its a pair of eugene oneals monogrammed boxer shorts. And its framed. You can see it . Stephen yes you can see the his initials . Stephen yes. E. O. N. Oneil, yes. And i have henry gibsons thong. Wait, wait. Have i lost you . Where did you go . I cant see you. Stephen i can see you. We can see you. I promise. Okay, all right. Stephen okay, dont before you go anywhere, before you go anywhere. Yes. Stephen you have to tell me about Penny Dreadful. You have to tell me about the new show on showtime. Penny dreadful city of angels, tell me about that. Yes. Stephen wait a second, how do you know that really is eugene oneals underwear. Anybody could embroider anything on anything. Well, be sure to check me out on too hot for antiques roadshow. No, i do believe these areeral his underwear. Un, sometimes you just have to have faith, stephen. Stephen okay. And they i dont know. Stephen these days we all need something to believe in. Yes. Stephen and u19 oneals underwear is something to hold on to. I cant see you anymore. Because stephen im speak you from beyond the grave. Because im technologically challenged. But Penny Dreadful city of angels, written by the brilliant john logan. He sent me an email and said, i wrote this part for you and i hope youll do it. Its great character. His name is lewis michener. Hes a hardboiled jewish detective on the l. A. P. D. , old and grizzled and world weary. And its certainly its the best and most emotionally complex character ive ever gotten to play in film or in television. And its quite honestly, i i you know, ive been around a long time. Stephen uhhuh. And i saw the first six episodes of this, and i have to say and im not, you know, what you would call an upbeat kind of guy. But this is really good. Its it has a fantastic cast. And its gorgeously shot. And i think you would be intrigued by this. Stephen im already intrigued. Its its really interesting. Its sort of Raymond Chandler meetsz rod sterling. Look, its got everything. Its got a sort of chinatown murder mystery in the center of it. And theres some supernatural things going on with the brilliant natalie doarm. And she plays the sister of santa muerta, mag da. You know, remember, the mother of the gabor sister s. Stephen sure. Anyway stephen nathan. Its beautifully done and brilliantly written and im i just feel lucky and grateful to be a part of it. Stephen well, we are we are lucky and grateful we are lucky and grateful to have you here tonight. Dont go dont leave me alone here i cant take it anymore stephen its just you and Samuel Becketts fishnets. No im here stephen ive got we do gotta go. We cant wait to see you live on stage again, nathan. Youre very kind. Stephen its going to be so it will be so lovely we can all be together again in a live theater. I hope so. No, i hope we all come out of this for the better and, yeah. Stay safe and healthy and my best to you and your family. Stephen thu, nathan. All right. Stephen Penny Dreadful city of angels premieres this sunday on showtime. Dr. Nathan lane everybody. Well be right back. [sfx spooling toilet paper] youre not using too much, are you hon . Nope. Charmin ultra soft is so soft youll have to remind your family they can use less. Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. Dont worry, theres plenty left for you, dad. We all go. Why not enjoy the go with charmin . Say hi. A pandemic has the possibility of bringing us together in ways none of us would have been able to expect. Im so small said the mole. Yes said the boy, but you make a huge difference. Stephen hey, everybody. Back back to a late show. My next guest is a chef and humanitarian whose Charity World central kitchen has provided Disaster Relief to people all over the world. Please welcome my friends and yours, jose andres. Come on stephen jose, thanks so much for being here. Hey, thank you for having me. Stephen what are we going to be cooking today . Pasta. Everybody has pasta. You have pasta. Stephen yes, i have a lot what kind do you want . We want a pasta that cooks very quickly, like angel hair, so this one. Stephen i have these thin asian noodles. Will that do . Boom, i like them. Stephen three minutes. Here i i have shrimp. Stephen i have shrimp. My lovely wife, evie, has cleaned some beautiful shrimp. Boom, we have it. Do you have any stock of any type . I not only have stock. I made my own shrimp stock last weekend. Wow. Stephen look at that. Look at that beautiful okay, i have a stock, too. Stephen does yours smell like a creek . Thats good. So we have these. I need some tomato. Some one union. Stephen i have onion. I have some onion here. I have some chopped. Youre going to get a little pan like this, a little one. We need two pans. A big one, like this, and a small one. Stephen like this, you want this . Stephen yes, in the little one thats great. Youre going to Start Cooking the onion with olive oil. Olive oil why you make ago why you making so many noises . I mean stephen im looking, im looking for the right pan for my soprito. This is cooking, this is not a music class, man. Thats flamenco. Spprito, is a basic sauce of onion cooked with tomato. Put the on onion in the pot. Got it. A little bit. Stephen there you go. Wooden spoons. I like wooden spoons. Stephen how about this, i got this little wooden thing here. Im going girlfriend you a tip. Many people at home play golf, i have here my my golf clubs. This one is from sergio garcia. Yes, im showing off. When he won the masters. And then you can use your your club. This is a 54 wedge, 54 wedge. And you can use it this gives you kind of control of your wedges. Stephen would you go get me some golf clubs . Do you have golf clubs . Stephen theyre down underneath. Make sure theor clean first and doesnt have dirt from the grass. Stephen what do you think of this action . What do you think of this . I trained for years to do this. How much onion is going to the floor . laughter . Stephen not more than half. Okay. Stephen jose, tell me about tell me about what world central kitchen has been doing during this crisis. Listen, world central kitchen, we have been working in japan, then oakland, feeding the cruise ships. And we saw that this was going to become a humanitarian crisis. We began thinking if if this is going to get bad, people are gog have to stay home, were going to have to feed a lot of people, elderly. So we began thinking about how are we going to do that . We did the plan. And right now i can tell you we have done more than 1. 5 million meals. We are already doing over 200,000 meals a day. And we are in more than 90 cities, in 15 states. The Food Community is rallying together with world central kitchen and chefs for america. We can feed elderly, children our first responders, our nurses, our doctors. So im so happy this is happening as we are speaking. Stephen wait, i dont have i dont have a golf club. But i have a croquette mallet right here. Croquette works for do you have garlic. laughter . Stephen yes. Okay, smash the garlic. All right. Two more. Two more i need more smash. Smash it more. Stephen smash it more . Okay . Oh, yes. I am cooking with stephen coal i am cooking with jose andres and i have light in my face. Stephen thank you, placido. You can do this with a mortar and pestle. Do you have parsley . If you do, anything else you have. Stephen if you do, thats great. You can use any herb. Stephen smoking. Hold on. Too hot. Its burning . Stephen its burning. A little more olive oil. Hold on. You are burning the onion . Stephen too high. Too high. There you go. Okay, its good. Add the tomato now. A little bit of the tomato. Stephen how much is a little bit . A little bit, man. Make it your own recipe. Stephen do it in metric. I dont know. One cup . How is it . Its good . Stephen it looks beautiful. Okay, keep cook. bleep what happened the champagne exploded. The cover exploded. Oh, man stephen hold ochampagne. Were doing champagne . No, no, im doing carva, in honor of spain, in honor of catalonia. Stephen i dont think i have anything from catalonia. Look at this. And this is what we do. Stephen you look like a mad scientist. Stephen we warned our affiliates we might be going long. Okay. Stephen this is looking good, jose. What about salt and pepper . Not yet. A little bit of salt. Stephen a little bit of salt. Let me tell you whats happening right now, stephen. The onion that has been alone under the dirt for long weeks. Stephen yes. The onion finally met the beautiful red tomato, and they are telling each other, hey, baby, where have you been all my life . And the tomato tells the onion, i have been above ground waiting for you to come up. In this moment, when you see what is happening, this smell is the smell of love. Its the smell of saying, we, the people, together we can make this happen. Stephen jose, we have to take a little bit of a break. Dont go away. Well be back with more of world central kitchens jose andres. Well be back with more of world central kitchens jose andres. Im your mother in law. And i question your every move. Like this left turn. Its the next one. You always drive this slow . How did you make someone i love . That must be why youre always so late. I do not speed. And thats saving me cash with drivewise. My son, he did say that you were the safe option. And thats the nicest thing you ever said to me. 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Youre going to get the pasta, and were going to break it into tiny pieces like this, tiny. Stephen okay. Yes. Already have it. So break it with your hands. And put it in the hot in the hot pan. And make sure you move it. Stephen all right, ive got it moving. Ive got it moving. Moving, because its going to burn. Use more oil if you feel its dry. Now whats happening now is we are toasting the pasta. Stephen what is the name of the different were making right now, jose. Its from catalonia. And its called gruchette. Rossejap. Okay, is the pasta already toasted . Stephen yes. Okay, now are you going to add the ssporito into the pasta like im doing here. Here. Stephen this smells beautiful. Jose, youre a very positive person. Do you have any advice on people staying positive in this very anxious time . Listen to me. I am a very upbeat guy but sometimes i have a hard day, too. In those moments i try to rely on the people i love and my friends and watching a lot of people around the world that they are doing great things. Obviously, nurses and doctors by taking care of the sick. Its a lot of good empathy going on around. Inspire yourself with that empathy. And dont worry. Tomorrow things will be a little bit better. Dont be sad. And if you are sad, thats okay. Tomorrow will be better. Believe me. Its going to be better. Stephen hes right. Stay strong. All right, what do i do now add the shrimp into the pasta. Stephen shrimp into the pasta. Got it. You can add always some more oil, especially if its from spain. But, anyway, if you have italian olive oil, thats okay, too. I let you use right now any oil you have. Stephen i think i burned my pasta what . Stephen while we were talking. I have to put my stock in to keep it from burning. Yeah, do it, do it, do it now is the moment. Oh, yeah. Stephen how much stock . It covers the pasta a little bit. And then there will be more. Thats it. Because this pasta cooks very quickly. Look it, like this. You see . Stephen oh, beautiful. Remember that this pasta only cooks in three minutes, you told me, right . Stephen right, right, right. And now put some of the salt. Oh, my god, you put too much salt. Oh, my god okay. Im taking my liept out of my hat. All right, so, you see whats happening right now. Stephen yes. And remember i had this garlic with parsley in my mortar . Stephen yes. And im going to fut raw like this into this right now. Stephen okay. In it goes. Okay. In. Reporter and now dont touch it anymore. Stephen should the pasta be crunchy, jose . No, no, no. It needs to be let me see you can add stop moving. You have too much liquid. Let it boil. Let it boil let it boil let it boil maybe you put too much stock. Stephen i think what i have here is a lovely shrimp soup with noodles. laughs . Okay, im going to show you what i did. Look it. What happens is now the angel hair is coming to the air. Its like it started folding, and the ones on the top, they began like if they were a porcupine. A porcupine . Or porcuspine . I never used that word before. Dont make fun of me. A porcupine is my word. Okay, look it. Stephen i did my best. I did my best. I will never be you, no matter how appealing it may look. I will never be you. Stephen thank you for being here, thank you for everything world central kitchen is doing. And thank you for your joy. If you would like to learn more about world central kitchen, go to wck. Org. Jose andres, everybody. And pasta soup. No just wait until it reduces. And im going to send you the respay. Stephen weve got to go to commercial. Theyre cutting me off. Stephen brought to you by shrimp and pasta soup. Taylor bennett have you heard about social distancing . Dj khaled this is very serious. We have to stay home. Michelle williams not just to protect yourself but to protect others. Taylor you dont want to spread the coronavirus in your community. Giannina gibelli stay at least 6 feet away from other people. 2 arms length. Shubham goel staying home helps lower the risk for everyone. Dj khaled protects your life. Protects your loved ones. And protects the world. Giannina just because youre at home. Michelle . Doesnt mean that we cant be alone together. Taylor together. This is kind of a first. For all of us. But maybe this is a time to put other things. First. And when the day comes, when were no longer looking at our worlds from the inside out. It will be what we did in here that will make us stronger out there. Stephen thats it for a late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guest will be bill gates, claire danes, and mandy patinkin. Stick around for james corden, but first, lets say goodnight with some music from jon batiste. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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