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Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight iowas karen olivio and aaron tveit and a performance by moulin rouge the musical. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from t cheers and applause stephen one more time come on hello, citizens stephen thats all right yeah, beautiful thank you. Thank you, friends and neighbors. Welcome to the late show. Im your host stephen colbert. Happy friday, my friends. cheers and applause or is it . laughter its not. Im actually taping this on thursday for scheduling reasons. I previously scheduled myself to be balls deep in an old fashioned. And i thought it was important for me to come clean because of the bond of trust we have developed over the years as viewer and talk show host. I dont lie to you. My commercials dont lie to yo. laughter i mean, it might become a problem. But friday, the day youre in, was the second day of live televised impeachment hearings. And i havent seen it yet, but i can predict what happened in tonights edition of don and the giant impeach. I am afraid for my life stephen todays star witness was former ambassador to ukraine and only lady reservoir dog, marie yovanovitch. Now, normally i would show you footage of her testimony, but again, thats not until tomorrow. So instead, i shall perform a late show impeachment preenactment. Here we go. One, two, three. Okay. clears throat laughter Rudy Giuliani was running a secret Foreign Policy to help the president s election campaign. Does that answer your question, congressman jordan . laughter no my question was please dont google my name and ohio state wrestling scandal. i cede my time to devin nunes. Moooooo. Moooooooo. laughter applause im paraphrasing, obviously. The impeachment inquiry is all anyone can talk about right now, but theres a smaller story that might have slipped through the cracks, that you might have missed. And ill tell you all about it in tonights doin it donkey style. Yang gang stephen its a tight race at the top of the democratic primary, and a new leader has emerged, because a recent poll shows that mayor Pete Buttigieg is first in iowa. cheers and applause i didnt see that coming. I didnt see that coming. And theres a surprising voting demo giving buttigieg all that buttimentum voters age 65 and older. old person pete is such a lovely young man. I dont know why he cant find a nice gal to settle down with. Maybe that friend has a nice sister or something. Old people dont know. In fact, when it comes to the oldsters, buttigieg polls second only to joe biden. Though, both are still polling far behind apricot compote and the machine that still plays my opera tapes. laughter theres also applause theres also news from the Bernie Sanders campaign. After his recent heart attack, bernie is changing his whole lifestyle. According to his campaign manager, ive noticed him ordering a heck of a lot more salads. as bernie i have to eat healthier, so i order salads, by which i mean a pickle on my corned beef. laughter jon and that potato salad. Stephen that actually hurts. That actually hurts to do. applause but its not jrnies dt thats getting a makeover, because the usuallyrumpled senator has been wearing more stylish sweaters. as bernie i get all the latest fashions at very old navy and forever 81 laughter applause theres also theres also news from the campaign of former maryland representative john delaney, seen here bringing more transparency to his nipples. laughter hes jacked. Hes huge he looks huge. I had no idea. Yeah, hes been benching is what hes been doing. Delaneys consistently polling at less than 1 , but hes hoping to turn that all around by airing 30minute tv infomercials. Perfect choice, because when i hear John Delaneys ideas, i think, theres got to be a better way the ad imagine that i was dropping cups. The ad will run on this sunday . Sunday. But his Campaign Already released it on youtube. Im going to play the actual beginning of the ad for you, and notice the excitement john delaney exudes about his own campaign. Im john delaney, and i approve this message. Stephen wow. laughter . Jon oh, man stephen thats how he feels about john delaney . He is the most relatable candidate sometimes its nice to take a break from the big national headlines, and take a look at the overlooked local stories. Which i do in my brand new longrunning segment small town big news. Big news stephen tonights small town big news comes from coeur dalene, idaho, which you may know as the home of the museum of north idaho perfect for anyone who went to south idaho and said, there must be more laughter the Coeur Dalene Public Library has caught some attention because books criticizing President Trump keep going missing. The disappearing books could have topics like gun control, womens suffrage, l. G. B. T. Q. Issues, and the criminal justice system. Oh, man, then im sure they got to my favorite book, nancy drew and the case of the wrongfully convicted lesbian couple who voted to ban bump stocks. cheers and applause its a good book. Its a good read. Long title, very long most of the book most of the book is just title. Heres whats crazy these books arent being stolen. Theyre being hidden in spaces throughout the library. This jerk is taking Library Books and putting them back in the wrong place. So clearly the suspect is anyone whos ever used a library. laughter like all legendary criminals, this thief left a calling card. In this case, a letter to the librarian that said in creepy anonymous voice i am going to continue hiding these books in the most obscure places i can find. Yes, genius no one will ever look for a book in the library. laughter he manifestod on in creepy anonymous voice your liberal angst gives me great pleasure. Youre not creating liberal angst. Youre just making the librarians job harder. In the ranking of library so lets get to the heat of the meat here . Which books are being hidden . The New York Times article specifically mentions fire and fury, shade a tale of two president s, and the late show book whose boat is this boat . Oh, no oh, no oh, come on oh, damn ya done messed up, booky boy. First of all, may i point out, our book is not antitrump. Every single word in there is what your favorite president said to hurricane survivors. And, also, thanks to our publisher simon schuster, all proceeds from the purchase of we have a copy right here go to world central kitchen and their work to feed survivors of natural disasters. So, if people cant find it in the library, theyll have to go buy it, which means more money goes to charity. So while i am still very angry, thank you but no one applause thank you, citizen. I dont believe anyone should mess with Library Books. So we have decided to help out the readers of couer dalene by sending them an unhideable edition of whose boat is this boat . Come on out there you go good luck hiding this one, sucker its not just a prop. If you can hold it. Its not just a prop. Its the actual book. It even has a Checkout Library card right there. Its its the whole damn thing inside, okay. Give me a pen. Ill sign that. There you go. There you go. cheers and applause there we go right there. And just to make extra sure this edition cant be hidden, weve outfitted it with one of thoseat now, if you at home want to help hurricane survivors, buy a regularsized copy of whose boat is this boat . And send it to your local library. Weve got a great show for you tonight. David harbour is here. But when we return, do we need more president ial candidates . Stick around to find out the answer is no. New emergenc protein fuel packed with plantbased protein antioxidants and real superfoods new prot fioe. ce fay brussels sprout. Sauerkraut. Freshcaught trout. Alfalfa sprout. Curry. Fried turkey. Mcflurry. mcdonalds cacciatori. Chimichurri. Adlib inhale spiral ham. Blackberry jam. Rack of lamb. Candied yams. Pokes. Smokeys. Gnocchis. And them banging raviolis. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. have laser drilled holes. They release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. Tylenol®. For fast pain relief. Seaonly abreva cany to help sget rid of it in. 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A whole new lord of the rings trilogy with me in it. Billiondollar budget. What was the budget . Close to a billiondollar budget. Now, folks, yesterday, former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick announced he was running for the democratic nomination. And his his family is here tonight. laughter ex,est surprised youre already polling in second place in the category of bald africanamerican men from eastcoast states. That brings the total number of candidates running to replace trump to 19. Hello but even more people are considering considering themselves cramed into the race. Recently, former new york mayor Michael Bloomberg has been looking into it, because he believes that with joe biden sinking in National Polls and Elizabeth Warren on the rise, there is room in the race for a more dynamic candidate who is closer to the political middle. Yes he is so right america doesnt want some 76 yearold moderate. They want to vote for someone exciting and dynamic, like a 77yearold moderate. laughter and hes not the only businessman who wants to replach white house. Back in july, Billionaire Tom Steyer joined the race. And more recently, theres been talk of a possible thirdparty bid from billionaire ed stack, c. E. O. Of dicks sporting goods, proving that a thirdparty run is officially a dick move. laughter look, heres the thing, here we go. Jon thats coldblood, that was. Stephen look, i get why these guys think theyre qualified to be president. Im sure theyre polling very well among the people they pay to tell them that. But the race is way too crowded as it is. Luckily, theres a new way that rich guys can get the full Campaign Experience without all the hassle. Are you rich, white, and a man whongs he should run for president . Then stop and ask yourself is another candidatamerics right n . Hint no. 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Stephen youre halfway between, you know, glorious locks and a mullet. You really youre flirting with Billy Ray Cyrus here. I like the word halfway. I would say fiveeighths mullet, oneeighth hope. Stephen or you look like you look like a european hit man in an 80s movie. Exact lets. Stephen who has no lines. With the suit and everything, exactly you. Stephen smoke a cigarette like this. Wow. laughter thats good. I have to study with you one day. Stephen whats the inspiration . This is just me getting weird. Im stephen gotcha. Im currently unemployed, so stephen wow, tough, tough. So in those times i just like to grow out all the hair on my body. Im doing a lot of writing and stuff, and so i just sort of sit around and dont groom very well. Au stephen all right. Yeah. Stephen now, i gota talk to you about the last thing i saw you in, which is this this little program, cando, the little engine that could called Stranger Things. applause . Thank you, thank you. I love it. Stephen you have emerged from that as a as a sex symbol. Uh i guess so. Stephen yes, you have. I mean, i guess. Stephen want new sexiest man alive issue has just come out, andk of the sexiest men alive right there. Look at that. cheers and applause ah, im very im very excited for People Magazine next month is going to release men wandering around lower manhattans bed, bath and beyond looking for the perfect dish towel. And im also in that as well. Id also like to say i got sexiest man alive when i had a full mustache and 40inch waist. So thank you, america applause stephen wow. Im not the sexiest man. Im one of the sexiest men. Stephen youre one of the sexiest men. Youre a quarterpage sexy. Exactly. Stephen thats how sexy you are. John legend is very sex gle hes multiple pages. Idris is a fullpage sexy. Youre 25 as sexy as idris alba. Ill take it. Stephen how does it feel to be the sexy . You were the dad bod guy, you were the king of dad bod as hopper. You lost it. You dont have a dad boss bodyanymore. I have slimmed down a little bit, yeah, yeah. Stephen is this hangover from getting jacked for hell boy . No the weight gain for season 3 was hang over. I didnt realize this, if you work out a lot, and you decide to stop working out and just eat donuts, your body remains very fm up here to down here. Stephen yeah. And you get very hippie. Stephen yeah. You wore i saying. Hey thanks. laughter stephen i wasnt sure what words were going to come out. Never was i. Stephen heeey. Thanks. Okay, lets see. The show is a phenomenon, as i said before. When did you know it was going to be big . Did you have a hint . No. I had the opposite of a hint. I had i was sure it was going to be a complete disaster and a big failure. Because before it came out eye mean, i remember when we were h terna it was going to perfornc i thought that was, like, tanking the whole show. And before it came out, you know, you normally see things on buss i live in new york. Im wandering around buses, phone booths. There are ads for miew shows. Not a single ad. Three weeks before the show a week before the show, and i was doing a play with a friend of mine who is on a very Successful Television program. And i said to him, i was like, no ads. No ads. I guess theyre doing some kind of new campaign . And he said, no, theyre burying the show. And i said, what does that mean burring the show . I dont understand your television lingo. He show. Theyre trying to make sure no one watches it. And then the show came out it it was like an overnight zeitgeist success. Like my phone i have a bunch of telephone numbers in my phone from people like i have a driver from five years ago and hell be like, put my number in your phone. I put it in the phone. And then i would get texts from, like, drivers, for, like, the last 10 years. s of i saw Stranger Things. Its so good. They all have terrible russian accents. So thats when i kind of knew that it took off. But before they really thought it was going to be you know, i really thought it was going to be nothing. And people embraced it and it became this grassroots event and its very gratifying. Stephen you did something recently i always wanted to do. You wentoe hahoyeahthis is yon there in tkgrod. Yeah, talk about the sexiest man alive. Look at that pose. laughter showing off for the wildlife in antarctica gli recently went to new zealand, it takes forever to get there and back and i still havent recovered yet. How long does it take to get to antarctica. It depend on what your form of travel is. Stephen what was that . I took a boat. You have ever been on a boat . Stephen yeah, theyre the thing you stay on top and the bottom is all wet. Mostly. It depends on what passage youre going through. We were in something called the drake pass pag on a greenpiece ice breeker its apparently the largest stretch of most treacherous open water in the world. Stephen sure, the roaring 40s. Yeah, and so it was so so it takes about a half hour by plane. And it took us four days. At points we wereoing one mile per hour. Because the storm was so bad. I could have walked to antarctica. But the swells are 40 feet, too 20 feet up and 20 feet down. Stephen wow how big of a beat are you on . Not a big boat, a small boat. There are, like, 20 people in the boat. Stephen thats not a big boat what you would do is you would lie in your bunk. And remember the swell would come and literally you would be lyinlying in your bunk, and you would rise up from your bunk, and the swell would go down, and you would slam into your bunk, and a gforce would hit you like that and then back up and down for 80 hours straight. Stephen antigravity chamber. Yes. And there are no breaks for, like sleep. The ocean is like, you know, what . You need six hours. Were going to calm down. Stephen why did you do it this way . Because im an idiot, clearly. I was like adventure stephen sure. Haadbo b never. laughter stephen will you ever do boating again . Never been on a boat. Stephen holy cow. I through up, like, half an hour in, and then stopped eating food for four days. You can survive if you just drink a little bit of water a day. If you dont do that, are you going to die. Stephen sure. Were you with any friends or was it just you . I was with a girlfriend at the time. Stephen did this end that relationship . Ne sort of f and shed come in and be like, are you okay . And id be like, dont look at me im disgusting it was like gallum or something. Stephen sure, sure, sure. When you got there, was it worth the four days of just pure hell . I hadv to say it was. Stephen when guthere, what do you do . You meet a penguin and then what else do you do . You lie down, have the sexy photograph on the beach. Yeah no, i mean, it was like an extraordinary we were going for greenpeace to protect the wetle sea, which is an untouched landscape, a big sea. Its, apparently, as large as five germ neeps when you can measure stuff in germanys its a big deal. We saw this wildlife there that was so extraordinary and that you dont get to see anywhere else in the world. I remember, like, you would walk on the beaches of these glacier things, and i remember walking along the beach, and there are creatures there were walking along the beach, and up on the front of us comes this thing called a leopard seal. Do you know what a leopard seal is . Stephen yeah, they have big faingz. This was 12 or 15 feet long and about 3,000 pounds. It and just slithers up like a giant yellow sea slug with a leopard face and proceeds to look at us, and vomit out two almostentirelyimpact penguin skeletons all over the beach. And then i swear it smiled. laughter and then it went back into the ocean. So Something Like that you cant get in hoboken. laughter you gotta go stephen you got to go to antarctica. Where the action is. Stephen i understand youre writing a boo your first. Yeah, i am, i am its hard to talk about this because it means i actually have to writedo try muscles its a book. Im very excited about it. Stephen youre midbook . Yeah, im, like, midbook, yeah. Youve written a book. Stephen yeah. Is it supposed to be frustrating at the midbook part . Stephen its the most agonizing thing, in my opinion, you can possibly do. And i think it was Flannery Oconnor said writing is a process by which ones hair and teeth fall out. Okay. Stephen and thats what it feels like. You feel like this will kill me and i will die. So im going to have less hair and less teeth by the end of this . Stephen yes. Wow, thats going to be a problem. Yeah, im really excited about writing it, though. Ive had its something thats very near and dear to my heart. I mean, its like it sort of investigates its kind of a memoir but its about my relationship to a Mental Illness, and my having been institutionalized, and sort of dealing with the whole medical Community Around a diagnosis of being bipolar. And, you know, i think its rare to see people who are, you know, sort of successful who have had really deep struggles with Mental Illness sort of come out and say, you know, to people who are struggling with it, like, its okay. You can be successful, have a large cultural voice. You can do a lot in this world. Just because you are deemed mentally ill doesnt mean its some kind of death sentence. I think that applause . Yeah, yeah. Stephen thats a beautiful message. Come back with the book, please. I will, i will. Stephen david, lovely to see you. Thank you. Stephen Stranger Things is streaming now on netflix. David harbour, everybody well be right back with karen olivo and aaron tveit from moulin rouge the musical. Stick around. Get to kohls. 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It just is always seen to be one of those stories because as you said the film is kind of so over the top. I always thought it would translate very well to a broadway stage. I kind of couldnt believe it took this long for them to do that. Look at that stephen this is the set right here. Its incredibly lavish. Theres a giant elephant on the set . Theres a big elephant. Yeah stephen and of course the iconic windmill. And confetti cans and everything. I understand you make an entrance on a swing. I do, sir. Stephen from the top of the damn dome. I do. Stephen are you scared . I used to be, and now im its, you know, its like sitting in that chair. laughter . Stephen fifell out of this chair, nothing would happen. laughter oh, we would all talk about it. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen well, do you are you clutching for dear life . Not anymore, no. I trust i trust the people who put me in it. I have a safety harness. The good thing about the swing shes in, we did our outoftown in boston last year and its actually a swing chair and now shes basically on the trapeze bar. So theyve taken away all of her surface area. You guys, its great. Im okay. Dont worry. Stephen cow sing as you come down . I do, sir. Stephen that must give you a tremble like nobodys business. No, its great. Its stephen no thank you. Nicolle kidman came to the show. She sure did. Stephen of course the original satine from the movie. Did she talk to you guys about did she give you her blessing. Yeah, she and keith urban, her husband, were there and they came backstage to see us. Its really kind of amazing. Its an iconic performance and for her to come back and it meant a lot to us. She asked me how i did the coughing. She is the one she was most interested in. Stephen the character is consupported. Shes dying of consumption. Stephen everything in paris in the 1890s was dying of consumption. How do you sing and cough at the same time . Carefully. Secrets stephen now, the show is well, its pardon pop songs. Yeah. Stephen woven through a story from the 1890s. How do you fit in like rihanna and lady gaga and things like that. I see lady gag gain paris in the 1890s. Does that follow suit . The music, if you have not seen tuses pop music to tell the story. And our creators put together some of the music report from film, the new music. But i have to say, from my own standpoint, i dont even think of them as pop songs anymore because they work so well dramatically. So true. In the story. Like, theres a section in the second act where i sing narls barkleydele song. And you would think that really wouldnt work in 1899 paris, but the lyric fits so well dramatically. The storytelling is seamless. Stephen are you jealous of the songs the other ones get to sing . I just learned that he is. I didnt know this. Yeah, karen gets to sing firework by katy perry very early in the show. Any time up to the sing it, bro, you can sing it. Ill let him have it stephen not on stage, though. Come on he could do it. I mean, she does it gloruously well. Stephen she could do it in your key . You have heard him sing . Stephen no. Oh, youre about to. Come on. Look, this. cheers and applause exactly we actually we have a very strange you know, its kind of amazing to sing with karen because we sing another song together come what may, and there are moments i think our harmony parts are so close tooth we talked about it we forget and we cant actually tell who is sing chicago part. Thats very true. Sonically we live in the same place. Its very weird. Its really odd. Stephen thats a phrase ive never said sonically we live in the same place. Well, youre going to do a song for us now. What song are we going to hear . cheers and applause theyre so excited so this is this is one of the songs that is in the film and also our show. Its your song. Its kind of when she and i Stephen Elton john. Elton john and originally. Were in the elephant. And its a classic farce where she thinks were there to spend the night together as a business transaction, and i think im there to pitch a song idea to her. So hilarity pursues. Stephen stick around for a performance from moulin rouge the musical by karen olivo and aaron tveit well be right back. I thought i was managing my moderate to severe Crohns Disease. Then i realized something was missing. Me. My symptoms were keeping me from being there. So, i talked to my doctor and learned humira is for people who still have symptoms of Crohns Disease after trying other medications. And the majority of people on humira saw significant symptom relief and many achieved remission in as little as 4 weeks. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. 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Stephen here to perform your song from moulin rouge the musical, karen olivo and aaron tveit its a little bit funny this feeling inside who can easily hide i dont have much money but boy if i did id buy a big house where we both could live if i was a sculptor but then again, no or a man who makes potions in a traveling show oh i know its not much but its the best i can do my gift is my song this ones f and you can tell everybody this is your song it may be quite simple but now that its done i hope you dont mind i hope you dont mind that i put down in words how wonderful life is while youre in the world how wonderful life is while youre in the world so excuse me forgetting but these things i do you see ive forgotten if theyre green or theyre blue anyway the thing is what i really mean yours are the sweetest eyes that ive ever seen and you can tell everybody this is your song it may be quite simple but now that its done i hope you dont mind i hope you dont mind that i put down in words how wonderful life is while youre in the world i hope you dont mind i hope you dont mind that i put down in words how wonderful life is while how wonderful life is while how wonderful life is while youre in the world cheers and applause stephen that was beautiful. That was beautiful. You can see karen olivo and aaron tveit in moulin rouge the musical at the al one more tim kerrygold has a taste so rich it can take you to irelands lush, green pastures. Where grassfed cows produce rich, creamy milk for a truly delicious taste. Kerrygold. The taste that takes you there. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Join us next week for amazing stuff from my adventure to new zealand, plus our live show after wednesdays democratic debate. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late late show