Stephen colbert tonight, trump tackles the n. F. L. Plus stephen welcomes sterling k. Brown and chance the rapper, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey thank you very much cheers and applause hey ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. House of your weekend . Was it okay . cheers and applause heres mine okay, i watched the news and then, to cheer up, i watched ken burns vietnam. Jon wow. Stephen slightly less divisive time in our nations history. Because everyone is talking about donald trump and the n. F. L. Are you ready for some racial tension . cheering for the last year, some players have been kneeling during the National Anthem to protest institutional racism. It started with then49ers quarterback colin kaepernick. It was a controversial protest. After all, the singing of the National Anthem is a sacred time when redblooded americans stand up, and run to the bathroom because thats when the line is shortest. laughter okay. Maybe get some pretzel knots or something. cheers and applause piano riff well, on friday, trump addressed the football controversy. Wouldnt you love to see one of these n. F. L. Owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say get that son of a bitch off the field right now, out, hes fired . Fired stephen wow. audience reacts son of a bitch. That was unnecessary roughness. There should be a flag on that play. Im going to say a confederate flag. Ug cheers and applause piano riff the blowback was immediate. Colin kaepernicks mom, who, after seeing the president of Thunited States call her child a son of a bitch, tweeted, guess that makes me one proud bitch. cheers and applause stephen wow yeah ms yeah moms colins mom is the coolest mom in sports after that, she took the whole team to dairy queen and made it rain orange slices whoo laughter piano riff plus, 28 nfl teams released statements supporting the players, and yesterday the protests went from fewer than 10 players, total, to in excess of 250. cheers and applause 250. Great news for anyone in a fantasy Racial Justice league. laughter there were all kinds of demonstrations players standing in solidarity with their teammates, sitting, kneeling and locking arms with oldtimey carnival barkers. laughter trump actually approved of that last one, tweeting, great solidarity for our National Anthem and for our country. Standing with locked arms is good, kneeling is not acceptable. Bad ratings laughter first of all, locking arms doesnt mean theyre on your site and, second, ratings arent the only end karat of importance. I hear nobody tuned in for the revolutionary war. laughter of course, their ad campaign was one guy on a horse. Jon you. Stephen not good marketing. Jon terrible marketing. Stephen and today, donald trump was still tweeting. The issue of kneeling has nothing to do with race. Wrong. Kneeling during the National Anthem has everything to do with race. Just like your presidency. Life life cheers and applause jon hey mae stephen those players are protesting racial injust. Theyre not protesting the american flag. Saying that kneeling is a protest against the flag is like saying gandhis hunger strikes were a protest against midday snacks. laughter you do realize that civil rights activists werent sitting in at the lunch counters for better grilled cheese. laughter trump continued it is about respect for our country, flag and National Anthem. N. F. L. Must respect this yes, there are rules when it comes to the flag. There are actually written rules. For instance, dont use it to sell merchandise, like this trump pence tshirt, only 35. Also, dont hug it. Thats just weird. laughter applause jon hey stephen and it didnt look consensual, frankly. Ask. Youve got to ask the flag. cheers and applause piano riff never stopped em in the past. Yesterday morning, the sundays shows were blitzed by trumps defenders like treasury secretary steve mnuchin. Its not about race, its not about free speech. They can do free speech on their own time. stephen mimicking stephen i actually find it upsetting how easy it is for me to do an impression of him. laughter its not good. Got to moisturize. laughter you can do free speech on your own time, okay . Jon right. Stephen the constitutions not an allthetime thing youve got to read the fine print on the bill of rights. Some restrictions may apply. Available only at participating long john silvers. laughter applause piano riff trump also complained that the football isnt violent enough. Today, if you hit too hard, if they hit too hard, 15 yards, throw him out of the game. They have that last week. I watched for a couple of minutes and two guys just really beautiful tackle. Boom. 15 yards. They are ruining the game right . Theyre are ruining the game. Stephen theres nothing wrong with brain damage. Look how far i got. cheers and applause jon oh stephen hello, everybody. cheers and applause jon hey stephen he trumped on. And you know what, the n. F. L. Ratings are down, massively. Massively. The n. F. L. Ratings are down massively. Now, the number one reason happens to be that they like watching whats happening on you know, with yours truly. Stephen did you catch that . Hes saying that football ratings are down because fans would rather watch donald trump. laughter audience reacts thats like an inverted tom brady, trump is trying to inflate his own balls. laughter jon oh, hoho laughter applause piano riff stephen of course, there is one sport trump stillans. Ey wont put up with disrespecting our country or our flag. They said it loud and clear what hes referring to is some nascar owners threatened to fire any drivers who kneel during the National Anthem. I dont know why nascar is responding differently than the n. F. L. Maybe because theres only one African American driver in. Scar and im surprised he can get around the track without being laught ver. applause wo jon oh, my goodness around whoo pull over, son. Im so sorry. Stephen reasons and registration, please. Sir, do you know how fast you were going . laughter also, whats up with your tail lights . Theyre just decals for monster energy. Please get out of the car. I know the door is welded shut. Please get out of the car. laughter piano riff but believe it or not, t twiwa. Fhethth n a while back, trump invited the n. B. A. Champions Golden State Warriors to visit the white house. But warriors superstar Stephen Curry was hedging on the invitation. I dont want to go. Thats really it. cheers and applause stephen of course he doesnt want to go. Hes already been to the white house. cheers and applause he even got to do cool science when he heard this, trump immediately responded. Going to the white house is considered a great honor for a championship team. Stephen curry is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn you dont want to go to prom with me . Well, guess what . Prom is canceled because its stupid, and i didnt want to go to begin with, and im not crying, youre crying. laughter okay . Huhuh. No, huhuh. Look. piano riff but, in this instance, trump is messing with forces he doesnt understand. Lebron james, who tweeted, u bum stephencurry30 already said he aint going so therefore aint no invite. Going to white house was a great honor until you showed up ohhhhhhh cheers and applause jon oh stephen oh jon oh, oh, oh stephen oh, no oh, no oh oh, no oh goodness i think we have a visual approximation of that tweet. Yeah. cheers and applause but maybe the sickest burn came from Chicago Bulls center robin lopez. Its ok warriors, in a few months realdonaldtrump probably wont be able to visit the white house either. cheers and applause piano riff stephen wow jon whoo stephen its official. Donald trump is now going to get fewer visits from basketball players than kim jong un. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. Chance the rapper is going to perform a brand new, neverbeforeheard or releasedsong for us. But when we come back, little rocket man cheers and applause band playing endless shrimp is here with flavors youll love. Like new savory grilled mediterranean shrimp. 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Jon batiste and ban stay human everybody cheers and applause jon, speak of the band, chance the rapper is going to be here and hes going to do a neverbefore released neverheard original song with Daniel Caesar out here, and i have a feeling this audience is really going to love it. Yeah. cheers and applause stephen before we start, i just want to give our audience and our elected officials a friendly and patriotic reminder that everyone in puerto rico is an american citizen who needs our help just as much as the people in texas and florida. cheers and applause jon thats right. Stephen 100 of that island is without power right now. Hospitals are close to collapsing. They say it could take 30 years to repair the damage. Could take six months to get the power back on. So go to colbertlateshow. Com for information on where you can donate. In lighter news we may be headed to thermonuclear war. In fact, today their foreign minister claimed that the United States had for all intents and purposes declared war and that north korea might start shooting down our planes. Heres how we got here. On november 8th, donald trump was elected. Twitter, twitter, twitter, fox and friends. See, the president has been exchanging insults with north korean dictator and man who, i assume, had his barber executed, kim jong un. laughter now, hes a terrible person, kim jong un. First, trump called kim rocket man, so the north korean called our president a dotard. Heres the thing senior aides to President Trump repeatedly warned him not to deliver a personal attack on north koreas leader. You fools you know if you tell him to do something, hes going to do the exact opposite. laughter hes the worlds most powerful toddler. laughter applause piano riff thats why the Nuclear Button has a child safety cap. laughter aides warned trump that the c. I. A. s psychological profile of kim says he has a massive ego and reacts harshly and sometimes lethally to insults and perceived slights. Apparently, the c. I. A. Knows what its talking about because on saturday north koreas foreign minister told the u. N. That trump had made an irreversible mistake, of making our rockets visiting the entire u. S. Mainland inevitable. Okay, kinda scary but, on the bright side, inevitable doesnt always mean its going to happen. Ask hillary clinton. audience reacts what . You think im happy about that . laughter so, faced with the threat of Nuclear Missiles aimed at the u. S. Ainland by a madman, donald trump took immediate steps to deescalate. Just kidding, he tweeted just heard foreign minister of north korea speak at u. N. If he echoes thoughts of little rocket man, they wont be around much longer folks, that is a serious insult. Little rocket man is what trump calls hispeepenis. 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Stephen thank you very much youre killing it all over the place. I appreciate that. Stephen before we get into anything else, i just want to say how much i admired your portrayal of Christopher Darden in the o. J. Story. Thank you. Stephen it was incredible. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. It was a great time. Stephen i saw you on this is us, i said, thats the same guy. The hair helps, the lack of, and the big ugly beard. Stephen what an amazing bursting on the scene youve had in your 40s. Are you happy to have gotten famous later on in your career . I think so. If you get it young, i dont think you have the appreciation for the moment thats happening now. Stephen this is us returns tomorrow. Thats correct cheers and applause stephen okay. Marshall is opening october 13. October 13. Stephen and you just won the emmy this past sunday beating kevin spacey and anthony hopkins. Are you still float ago little bit . A little bit. When you look at the company, we had seven people in our category, which is the most out of any of the acting categories. To be the knight, pretty cool. Sir anthony, hannibal lector and sir kyesly were in the house. laughter i never envisioned this moment would ever happen and now that its happening it just feels so sweet, man, it really does. cheers and applause is that one of the things people are talking about here is you gave a beautiful acceptance speech but did not have an opportunity to finish all of it because you got played off. I did. Stephen and then they cut your light and your mic. They did. Stephen and you got a chance to finish backstage. I got to finish backstage. Stephen and printed the entire thing. Sure. Stephen i wanted you to know that im backstage watching and im, like, theyre not going to play him off, theyre going to let him finish the speech, then i said theyre going to play him off, then i went, wait im the host ive got to stop this. If you look at the wide shot, theres a little white guy coming on to the stage. laughter right when they cut off your mic and you walked away. Im sorry for not getting out their faster because listen, not everyone can be industrialman white men who have won oscars in the past. laughter not that im blaming her. Its not her fault. Youve got to go to commercial break. I got a chance to make the speech longer because i got to finish it backstage. It was perfect. Stephen congratulations. Thank you. applause stephen well deserved. Thank you very much. Stephen now, you got an adorable family right here. Tell me whos in this picture right here. That is my beautiful wife and my two sons andrew and amari. cheers and applause stephen you and your wife, i understand you have been sweethearts since college. We have, off and on. Met freshman year in college. Dated in college, broke up. Dated in grad sc broke up. Theen whoe have been togetholere 2004. Stephen wow, thats beautiful. Thats great. applause thank you. Stephen your kids or your wife, are they impressed with the fame or are they, like, why arent you home . More the latter than the former. My wife understands whats going on. My 6yearold just wants me to be there with him. He likes to do the booty dance where he dayscally just gets up and shakes his booty cheers and applause hell start moving it around, et cetera, et cetera. But every once in a while the booty dance gets old. I need fresh material on a nightly basis. I say, andrew, lets play it out. My name is sterling brown, i won an emmy, and i won another twhun year and thats cool. This is what he does. Stephen wow. Good for him. And its funny. Stephen yeah. They play that cute card, as long as it works, i dont get mad. Stephen the new season this is us starts tomorrow. Yes. Stephen should i go to costco and buy the kleenex in bull income. You will get a big clue as to how jack died. So we find that out towards the end of the episode, so people have been asking, you will see something, and it will get filled in throughout the course of the season. Stephen falls into an automatic sausage machine. Boom, like fargo with the wood chipper. Its really gnarly. Stephen i saw that. Yeah. Stephen good to know. Marshall is the story of Thurgood Marshall. Yes. Stephen taking an early case even before brown v board of education. Right. Stephen why is this an important case in this great mans life . Why do we need to know about this one . It was a case i didnt know about. He goes to bridgeport connecticut to defend a man named joseph i play who is i tempted of the rape and homicide of a white woman by the name of eleanor strubing. You dont know if hes guilty but the history of race in this country is an ongoing conversation we cant forget about. We had eight years of thinking we were postracial and now under a new administration and going, hmm, maybe not so much. Maybe it still exists and we need to keep talking about it because if you dont know your past, youre doomed to repeat it. I hope this wakes people up to whats going on now. Lets not go back to 1941. Its 2017. We should be better. Stephen can you tell me whats in this clip ri here . I i. Can you tell me whats happening in this clip . Im in jail and joseph is in jail, and Thurgood Marshall comes to visit him, looking to see if he wants counsel because the naacp is looking to defend people who they think are falsely confused. This is the conversation they have. Stephen jim. You a lawyer . I am. This is sam freedman, hes a lawyer, too. You can go. Got no money for lawyers. Anybody ask you for money . Did you rape that woman, joseph . No. Why does she say you did . I dont know why shes saying that. She says you raped her and tried to kill her. Shes lying. Im telling you this up front. The naacp are not like most lawyers. We only represent innocent people. People accused because of their race. Thats our mission. Do you understand . So i need to know this look at me now did you do what they said you did . I never touched that woman. cheers and applause stephen thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Stephen congratulations. Obe. Sterling k. Brown, everybody. Well be right back with chance the rapper. cheers and applause band playing lips lose natural color over time. Lackluster lips . Dont think so. Chapstick total hydration moisture tint. Our 100 natural moisturizing formulas enhance your natural lip color. Chapstick. Put your lips first. The all new 2018 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. Hungry eyes one look at you and i cant disguise ive got hungry eyes applebees 2 for 20. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Applebees 2 for 20. So, i was at mom and dads an your old magic set . And this wrestling ticket. Which you still owe me for. Seriously . 25 . I didnt even want to go. Ahhh, your diary. 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E is for everyone. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody my next guest is a brilliant and talented threetime grammy winner who i am proud to call a collaborator and friend. Please welcome chance the rapper cheers and applause band playing stephen so nice to see you again. Great to see you, stephen. Stephen thank you so much, for people who might have missed it, you did a rap in the middle of our emmy opening number. Yes. Stephen that was fun to work on. Thank you for including me. I liked it. It was very organic, you know. Stephen it was. We had written some bars for you. You showed up and you went, okay, i see what youre doing here but i would like to interject some meaning into this. laughter then we put in stuff that meant something to you. Yeah, broke it down piece to piece. Stephen at one point you said, what do white people care about . laughter because i had gotten my fill. I listed the things black people cared about, lets have some inclusion. applause stephen you said you didnt want it to be just about your concerns. Thats what its about, access for everybody. Stephen exactly. People in chicago have started something that want you to run for mayor of chicago. Does politics appeal to you . Not at all. I like to make a separation between the two. I do not like politics. I think government, in a certain way, is necessary and it should always be a fluid thing thats changing. Politics is always fast and its about popularity and strategy in a lot of ways, which i can admire, but its not about, you know it doesnt make the same change that, you know, legislation makes. Not tt htn so i t politics or any, you know, entertaining things, you know. I try and, like, keep my eyes focused on the things that really affect us systemically which is where the law is. So to a certain degree, i have to be, you know, up to date on whats going on politically, but i try not to let it phase me because its a lot of, you know its in the air cheers and applause you guys feel the same way, all right stephen politics is its stick ymplets yeah. Stephen it can get on you. It can get on you. Stephen if you get too close it gets on you then you have to get the gasoline to get the tar off. laughter you do believe in making change and contributing to our Public Institutions because you have created a fund that just donated you raised and have donated 2. 12 million to chicago 2. 2 million to Chicago Public schools cheers and applause yes. Stephen whats the name of the organization that you created and what are the goals of this donation . Okay, so social works is the nonprofit i work with in chicago, and we work on Civic Engagement and education, youth education. So, yeah, one of our initiatives this year was support cps, and basically due to budget impasses and we were just talking about politics, going back and forth, people who care about keeping their jobs and not so much about their constituents being happy. Those people created a budget impasse where illinois couldnt agree on a state budget. So what they do is they stop funding the important, like, city, you know, funded and state funded operations. One of them being schools. So our schools went three years dede before my notprofit led a lot of brave iagder ud pep states stepped in and put a spotlight on it. One of the things we did, like you said, was raise a bunch of money for a fund called the new chance fund which funds arts and literature programs and all things educationwise for different schools. Im sorry. Im not really good at explaining it. There is so much information. Stephen thats perfectly clear. cheers and applause thats perfectly clear. The overall point is that nationally, not just in chicago, we have to look at the way that we fund schools and make sure that theres equity and equality in our kids education. cheers and applause stephen can i ask you about your relationship to your faith and the church growing up . Definitely. Stephen you said that singing is praying twice. What do you mean by that . Well, i mean, its always great to pray, and when you worship in song, theres just, i dont know, this youre able to do it with much more fervor, or at least i am. I think i thought i sounded poetic when i said it. Now when youre asking about it, its, like, i dont know. Stephen to me the words have their own meaning but the expression of your heart comes through in the sound in the way the words cant capture, the same way the parables of christ tell a story that cannot be told in any other way, the sound of the song speaks in words that we cant reach. Thats what it meant to me. Thats why were friends. applause stephen do you still go to church . I still go to church. Stephen is your grorpter still with us . Yes, my grandmother is still with us. She calls me a lot and i always try to pick up and have a fun conversation. But, yeah, we still go to church. Stephen do you have a favorite hymn you sing when you go to church that you want the want the to transform and put a beat to . Yeah, my favorite hymn is news the day. Stephen i dont know that one. This is the day stephen the lord has made. This is the day that the lord has made. Stephen yeah. This is the day this is the day that the lord has made i will rejoice, rejoice and be glad in it thats my arrangement of it. cheers and applause laughter stephen youre doing a new song for us tonight. Yes. Stephen a song no one has ever heard before other than you and your band and your collaborator Daniel Caesar. Yes. Stephen and whats the song . Whats it about . So, basically, you know this, i feel like we can just say this on tv, so i was supposed to come and perform and i was going to do grownass kid, and then i called you on saturday and said i canto do grownass kid anymore for reasons i dont want to talk about. Basically, we had to come up with a song in a matter of days and i wanted to do something fresh. I have been in the studio a lot lately, i have been cooking up some yammers like this. laughter theyre honestly great. I premiered angels. I did that here. I thought, why not do a new song growr guys here tonight. Stephen you wrote this two days ago. Stephen were honored. Love you, thank you again, man. Stephen stick around. He will perform brandnew music you never heard but want to. Well be right back. Watch this watch this watch this ladies and gentleman this is a robbery. What are you doing after this . Opening night jitters. We take a deep breath and stand together. Courage. We have a fragrance for that. 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Stephen and now performing a new, unreleased track with Daniel Caesar, ladies and gentlemen, chance the rapper cheers and applause i get sad when i look at the stars they so pretty you cant tell em apart you think they close but really they far and really they aint even much closer to god its much harder to sin naked i walked past apple trees and didnt take it thought about stone mattresses thin blankets really long winter spent in a windbreaker im a temptation door knocker down there on lower wacker rich excuse for a father you just cant tour a toddler she turnin two she dont need diapers she just need her poppa i really need a break could really use a nap my daughter barely recognizes me when i lose the hat you go so far you hit a point where you cant uber back the other day i told a hummingbird he too relaxed i did my worst i did the work i had to skip the label i go to church they want a flick, i wanna flip the table i knew the worth before the birth when it was just a stable and its just as fatal first World Problems that make up have a dream and then never wake up when so much turns to too much have a dream and then never wake up the day is on its way it couldnt wait no more here it comes here it comes ready or not ready or not wa cldy is on its way itou here it ncomest o it n here it comes ready or not here it comes here it comes i think my little cousins want their cousin back the automatic quarterback that doesnt rap they know i used to drive to hammond for he roman candles lied about coming back the last straw that broke the camel it aint really fun to hang wit me no more we cant hang at river east or go to the beach no more i know i made it this way and my feet so sore but its all downhill from here i could teach snowboards i miss my mom i miss my time i missed my prime in high schl i missed my prom i ditched my date i kissed my teeth kicked my feet hooped and hollered now i just sip my tea sit my on my send my tweet fold my arms twist my weed if i had time to watch the news i woulda heard what he say but the recliner on the chairs like an emergency brake these the third World Problems that make up have a dream and then never wake up the day is on its way it couldnt wait no more here it comes here it comes ready or not ready or not the day is on its way it couldnt wait no more here it comes here it comes ready or not here it comes hell yeah still aint get my grammys in the mail yet i just want my momma happy like a toy sale and stay connected like a long ass voicemail i feel the seams snapping and im the team kappn no more knee slapping or shoe shining no shoe signing till the dream happen ima just keep rappin and yall just keep clappin and keep actin like flint got clean water and yall dont got teen daughters and black friends and gay cousin yall dont say nothin i know the day comin every knee bowed tongue confessin the last one gettin first dibs on blessings oaythese the first world eme rogo shakble thiss uatpe tk they keep on tellin us we makin it up the American Dream they dont never wake up the day is on its way it couldnt wait no more here it comes here it comes ready or not ready or not ready or not ready or not the day is on its way it couldnt wait no more couldnt wait no more the day is on its way it couldnt wait no more couldnt wait no more the day is on its way it couldnt wait no more here it comes cheers and applause stephen i see the difference you got it cheers and applause stephen thanks. That was beautiful. Chance the rapper, everybody Daniel Caesar, everybody cheers and applause stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be sofia vergara, david boreanaz, and ken burns. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, jeremy piven and america ferrera. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show ladies and gentlemen, all the
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