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[ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb rhett and link musical guest, don toliver and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1933 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Come on. Thats welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. Thank you for watching at home guys, it was a big day in politics cause today was super tuesday. Steve oh [ audience oohs jimmy which is exciting because that means tomorrow is super hump day [ laughter ] both biden and trump won the most delegates tonight, but they arent very popular, which is why poll sites were handing out stickers that said, i reluctantly voted. [ laughter ] meanwhile, today, taylor swift got on instagram and encouraged her 282 million followers to vote yeah, which backfired when everyone voted for the blank space. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause no, no, okay, ill do that. Apparently ahead of super tuesday, staffers at msnbc were scrambling after bedbugs were found at their headquarters. Steve oh [ audience oohs jimmy anyway, welcome to 30 rock, everyone. [ laughter ] enjoy. Theres a hazmat suit under your chairs, yeah. [ light laughter ] thats right today, 15 states and one territory held primary elections or caucuses. Yep, voters went to the polls in vermont, alabama, maine, massachusetts. You know what . The list is so long. I cant even get through it. So, we wrote this song to make it easier to remember. Take a look. When you cant remember the names of the super tuesday states when you tr to recall them and you feel your mind go blank were here to solve your problem and all the problems this creates just sing vammmutovcacastanc what does vammmutovcacastanc stand for . Why its an easy to remember acronym for all the states in the super tuesday primary. Vermont, alabama, maine, massachusetts, minnesota, utah, texas, oklahoma, virginia, california, arkansas, colorado, american samoa, tennessee, alaska, and north carolina, of course all together in one simple little acronym that rolls right off the tongue youll never forget the super tuesday states again when you sing our helpful little song vammmutovcacastan vammmutovcacastanc everybody now vammmutovcacastan vammmutovcacastanc kaleidobility [ cheers and applause jimmy that guys great so easy to remember now. So easy to remember now. Yeah [ light laughter ] well, guys, a lot of people are talking about this today, facebook and instagram experienced a massive outage and went down for over half a Million People yeah all day, people were like, if i cant post a photo of me voting, what was the point . [ laughter ] tonight at dinner, kids looked up from their phones like, whoa, i have a sibling . [ laughter ] without facebook, your annoying coworker just shouted status updates throughout the day taco tuesday taco tuesday [ light laughter ] well, switching gears. I saw that jeff bezos just reclaimed the title as the worlds richest person beating elon musk. Yeah, heres what the billionaires had to say about it first, jeff bezos said, feels good to be back on top. [ light laughter ] then elon musk said, you got me this time, jeff, but ill be back at number one soon enough. Then donald trump said, absolutely. Were just three guys with similar amounts of money [ laughter ] having fun, maybe sharing some of that money with each other. [ laughter ] bezos said, excuse me . [ laughter ] then trump said, were were just three best friends with spaceships that well let each other borrow to escape earth if a few court cases dont go our way. [ laughter ] then elon said, im sorry, what . Then trump said, were just three rideordie besties who love to venmo each other half a billion dollars as a joke. You go first, lol. [ laughter ] then bezos said, why would i do that . And trump said, because i got you something in return. Then bezos said, wow, thanks. [ laughter ] and trump said, enjoy it. There you go i cant believe they did that. Thats interesting [ cheers and applause isnt that thoughtful . Some more business news. The exercise equipment company, bowflex, has filed for bankruptcy [ audience aws ] im shocked, because i thought bowflex went out of business two decades ago. [ laughter ] well, listen to this a man staying at a hotel in las vegas claims that while he was asleep in his room, a scorpion stung his testicles [ audience oohs his wife goes, all right, ill buy the scorpion story, but how did you get crabs . [ laughter ] steve hey, whoa [ applause ] jimmy and finally, a woman in the u. K. Got her coat snagged on one of those metal gates that come down in front of the stores when they close. And well, just watch what happened when the store opened [ audience oohs [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah when an employee finally noticed, they were like, dont worry, we close in eight hours. [ laughter ] yeah [ applause ] we have a great show, everyone give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause oh give up the ham welcome to the show, everybody oh, i just want to quickly mention that tune into nbc next tuesday, one week from tonight. Itll be the premier of season two of my show, password. [ cheers and applause hosted by emmy winner keke palmer. Joe manganiello will be on its a great show. Its super funny so, gather the whole family around to watch. Tuesday next tuesday, march 12th, 10 00 p. M. , nbc, next day on peacock. [ cheers and applause but first, what a show we have for you tonight. They are coanchors of the today show, and they each have a new book available now. Mostly what god does and hope is a rainbow. Savannah guthrie and hoda kotb are here tonight [ cheers and applause they host the popular youtube show, good mythical morning, and they have a brandnew book called the mythical cookbook, which is available march 11th. Rhett and link are joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause and we got great music from don toliver, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause hey, have you guys noticed that when you start typing something on google it automatically tries to complete the search for you . Steve oh jimmy it, like, autofills for you . But sometimes their suggestions are a little off ill show you what i mean. Its time for Google Autofails. Here we go [ cheers and applause Google Autofails yeah jimmy look at what i did today. I typed in, how do i jumpstart, and it autocorrected immediately. It said, my car . Steve uhhuh jimmy my career . Steve yeah jimmy and then it said Mitch Mcconnell . [ laughter and applause then i go, oh thats thats not steve thats not jimmy thats rude a little its a little rude steve i think its rude of google jimmy yeah next up, i typed in, is appletv plus and it auto it auto filled in, right, immediately. Steve immediately. Jimmy it said, yeah. Is appletv plus, says, worth having . Steve uhhuh jimmy then it put better than netflix . It says, just pumping out shows about space and world war ii to hypnotize americas dads . [ laughter and applause thats what it said. Steve wow. Jimmy after that, i typed in, how long does it take your mouth to heal after [ laughter ] and it said, gum surgery . Then it said, a root canal . Steve really gum surgery. Jimmy and the last one, was, it said, eating capn crunch . Steve wow. [ laughter and applause wow. Jimmy that was the one i was gonna type in. Steve yeah, cause youre you got capn crunch mouth. Jimmy oh, i eat cereal all the time 24 6 next up, i typed in, its best to avoid steve mmhm. Jimmy and it just came right in and said, direct sunlight. Steve yep. Jimmy it said, drinking too much soda. It said, adults who vacation at disney World Without kids. [ laughter and applause what i love disney. Steve wow jimmy i couldnt believe it i couldnt believe it. So, i typed in more things steve you did more things . Jimmy because i couldnt believe these answers. Steve right. You were, like you were, like, shocked . Jimmy yeah, i was shocked. I was like, this is insane. Steve right. Jimmy this is ludicrous. Steve right, well jimmy not the rapper steve okay, good [ light laughter ] jimmy finally, i typed in, is trader joes and it said, hiring . Open . Just whole foods with hornier cashiers . [ laughter ] thats it. Thats it for google autofills. Stick around well be back with some amazing kid inventors. Tonight. Kid inventions oh, i love that. [ cheers and applause jimmy what is your invention tonight . A space face. Jimmy a space face now, what is a space face. When someone is, like, talking to you, and you dont want to, like, talk anymore to them, you can, like, put it down, and its just a picture of your face [ laughter and applause cheese. [door creaks open] [ominous music] [ding] meanwhile, at a vrbo. When other Vacation Rentals are just for likes, try one youll actually like. Is it menopause or Something Else . The menopause journey has stages. Learn about yours with clearblue menopause stage indicator. That tracks your fsh hormone levels. Combining them with your cycle data. Whats your menopause stage . We are explorers of a new age, a new era, we are the pioneers of this new frontier, what a time to be alive. 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If you love seeing new inventions and you love brilliant kids, then youre really going to love this. Its time for fallonventions. Here we go steve welcome to fallonventions, Jimmy Fallons night of invention. [ cheers and applause jimmy now i love inventions, and im okay with kids [ light laughter ] so we found some of the best and brightest kids out there, and i think youre gonna be amazed at what they came up with lets meet our first inventor. Mason, come on over, mason [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] i dont know that game how you doing, buddy nice to see you. How old are you and where are you from im six, and im from lincoln park, new jersey jimmy hey. [ cheers and applause im so happy welcome to the show. You look good, bud and what is your invention tonight . Space face. Jimmy a space face and what is space face when someones, like, talking to you and you dont want to, like, talk anymore to them, you can, like, put it down [ laughter ] and its a picture of your face [ laughter and applause jimmy oh, my gosh. I need this. All right, let lets test it out, okay . Lets test it out. So mason, i ive been [ light laughter ] i started my comedy career back in 1992. You know, just doing clubs and stuff like that. You know, trying to do impressions. And mason, are you even listening to me . [ laughter ] oh, oh, you can nod . So you can nod with it, too. Mason, i really like that. Actually it reminds me of something i invented too check this thing out okay, this is called the retractable hat, okay . Now look, its a regular looking hat, right just looks like a normal hat youd wear out, right . [ laughter ] any under any situation, any weather situation, look at this ready . See . It goes up like that [ scattered cheers ] thats cool. You go, thats cool i want a little sun, or whatever it is you know, let the or, if you want depending on how much you want you can take the whole top of that, retractable [ laughter and applause so thats it are you listening to me, mason . [ laughter ] all right, thank you, buddy. Ill see you later there, give it up for mason, everybody. [ cheers and applause lets meet our next inventors. Come over leah and riley [ cheers and applause how you doing, leah . Hi, riley. Hi. Jimmy how are you . Welcome. Where are you from and how old are you . Well first, i have a question jimmy whoa, hold on. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, uh, whoa. Okay, yes you do what do you know jake from state farm [ light laughter ] jimmy yes. Okay [ laughter ] do you want me to say hi from you . Yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy okay, i will [ laughter ] great. [ light laughter ] do you know do you know taylor swift yeah. Yes jimmy tell her i said hi okay. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy what is your invention . What did you bring with you tonight . Jake from state farm yeah, i do, i like that guy. Our invention is called the bottle buddy jimmy and whats the bottle buddy so the bottle buddy, um, sticks and attaches to your desk and you just, um, put your water bottle in it and theres a small compartment in the corner, so you can put your pencils or pens so you dont lose those either. Jimmy so what now what can i just ask, like, whats why is this a problem . Because kids are always, like, knocking over their water bottles. [ clattering ] jimmy hey, be careful. Thats a real expensive water bottle [ light laughter ] it says the tonight show actually this is a real one so kids are knocking them over yeah. Jimmy thats a problem and you solved it by putting the bottle buddy i kind of love this idea and it can go anywhere i guess, right . Yeah. Jimmy where you can stick it to the side this is fun. I think this is a giant i would use this i like this invention. [ cheers and applause i think you have something here we got um jimmy you made this for me yeah, do you want to trade . Jimmy uh i well, i dont want to trade, but [ laughter ] so that this one you made specially for me . Mmhm yeah. [ audience aws ] jimmy that is very, very thoughtful of you. You had these stickers made from our Art Department and put them on . [ light laughter ] mmhm jimmy dont lie to me. Yeah, we did. [ light laughter ] jimmy you really did yeah. Jimmy yeah really how long did you take making these stickers [ laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy all right. I think this is a great idea, by the way im serious. I love this. [ cheers and applause let me show you this invention heres something that i invented thats gonna blow you away look at this thing this is pretty cool. This is called the endless napkin, okay so youre sitting there, youre at school, youre like [ clattering ] you know, youre at school, youre dropping your water bottle all over the place. You drop you spill your water, right on your desk or whatever you spill it there guess what [ laughter ] every tie is a napkin. [ cheers and applause is that the best thing youve ever heard of in your lifetime i would not wear that [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . Do you want to try this on no. [ laughter ] jimmy well, its pretty good god, i wish i had masons hat right now. [ laughter and applause i really wish. Mason, get back out here, bud. Did you guys meet mason . Yeah. Jimmy why dont you tell him about bottle buddy yeah [ laughter and applause i love it, i love it guys, we here at the tonight show love supporting smart, talented kids like you we want to help you keep exploring and creating and changing the world so were giving each of you 5,000 to help further your education. [ cheers and applause thank you so much. I appreciate this. Here you go. Mason, giant [ cheers and applause thats a real check. Riley, leah, here you go congratulations. 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You have to get your partner to guess the clue as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer to the person on your right. Okay. Jimmy okay, if youre holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. Were going to play three rounds lets take our positions okay. What are our positions . Jimmy i think youre over there. Okay. Im here . Oh, heres me. Jimmy youre there and tariqs all the way around yeah, youll be starting yeah, youre my guest. So whats happening jimmy yes, all right, you press the button i push the button jimmy yes. Get the clue, and then get tariq to guess it. All right are you ready, tariq jimmy you press start. Tariq yes, were connected already. Lets go. [ beeping uh, its got all of the months and the days and the weeks tariq its a calendar. Yes, it is. Go tariq wow. Jimmy whoa wow okay, do i press the button . Jimmy no, its good. Oh, okay. Its its rain but its like, not a pouring rain its just kind of a jimmy mist its like that. Jimmy fog . Its a jimmy drizzle . [ faster beeping ] yes, okay, sorry. [ cheers ] go, go, go jimmy you knew what that was . Tariq its not a taco but a burrito tariq yes. Go. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, i cant wait for this holiday its gonna be fantastic. St. Patricks day jimmy yes, exactly [ cheers ] you order it. Its not caviar, its not its the one where you drive the car and you get the food tariq uh, foie gras . It delivers to your house uh, drive through no, they come to your house, and you open the door. Tariq burger, you order, door to diner it rhymes with buber. Rhymes with buber. Tariq uber, uber eats. Yes [ laughter and applause jimmy buber . Come on [ faster beeping ] all right, this is buber you sleep on it every single night and you jimmy a pillow yeah, but you have to wash it, too. The thing that covers it, that covers the pillow jimmy a pillowcase [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause oh yes, yes, yes yes, yes, absolutely, yes [ bell dings ] we got that. Whats happening . Jimmy judges said yes. We got pillow, we got we got it, we got this tariq, tariq. Its okay. Tariq the judges come on, tariq. Jimmy the judges wait a minute rhymes with buber . Jimmy yeah, right, yeah. That is not legal. That is not legal at all why jimmy because thats not a a real word. Rhymes with buber. Tariq, why dont you take it off and start . Ill get ready. Jimmy oh, my god [ beeping come on, tariq we do this once a year when it gets warm we, you know, fix up all the things around the house. Spring cleaning yes [ cheers and applause jimmy okay uh, at the movies, its what everyone eats. Popcorn jimmy yeah wow. [ cheers and applause calm [ faster beeping ] collected, cool. You can either sit in the aisle, the middle, or the tariq row. [ laughter ] aisle, middle tariq aisle, middle, or the or the window seat. Thank you [ applause ] youre scaring me. Okay. This is the no, stop jimmy sorry. This is the hipster place where all of the celebrities live now the borough, its not manhattan, it is [ faster beeping ] williamsburg is in it. Jimmy Brooklyn Brooklyn yes [ applause ] tariq, go, go, go, tariq. Tariq all right. Okay, this is when we set the clocks back look at me. Look at me tariq when we set the clocks back. Spring forward. Tariq no daylight saving, go, go tariq yes. Jimmy oh, my god jimmy its like a tennis game, but pickleball. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause its not the nba. Its the its the other one with two not bs but oh, no [ buzzer ] not the nba. Its not the tariq the nfl . College basketball. Tariq oh, oh okay, i see. Jimmy ncaa ncaa rhymes with buber tariq the judges are saying we won, hoda they are . Way to go, tariq jimmy yeah, right. The judges did not say that. It rhymes with mcaa yeah, okay, good [ laughter ] tariq gee, wow jimmy yeah, okay, a very little trick there wait, whats happening . One more round, winner takes all. Lets go jimmy what [ cheers ] im just hearing this [ cheers and applause tariq come on, come on, come on. Winner takes all jimmy oh, really tariq come on. Come on. Jimmy shes taking over. Taking over. Tariq winner takes all jimmy winner takes all whos going . Tariq get our heads in the game, lets go, lets go, jimmy whos going first [ cheers and applause why am i slapping five with you . Ready jimmy yes, of course [ beeping come on okay, hes an actor and hes like, really young and beautiful looking. Kind of like feminine looking, and all of the little girls love him, the tweens and um, it rhymes with rimothee jimmy timothee chalamet. [ laughter and applause sorry [ faster beeping ] tariq okay, its a piece of furniture you sit in couch, chair tariq it works on your back love seat tariq it works on your back when you sit in oh, massage chair tariq yes. [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. Okay, uh, oh, ive got an idea. [ faster beeping ] oh, a lightbulb over my head jimmy yeah, there you go [ cheers ] oh, god [ vocalizing ] [ laughter ] tariq harmonica. Yes [ applause ] jimmy playing happy birthday . Okay, this is where you get the breadsticks, you go to the restaurant just for the breadsticks. Jimmy olive garden go, go, go, go [ cheers ] tariq okay, when youre on the phone and you can see the person youre talking to facetime tariq yes. [ cheers ] jimmy okay youre doing this. Its not pilates but its oh, yoga. Jimmy yeah [ buzzer ] oh yes, yes yes, yes, yes. Judges judges [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause tariq no jimmy my thanks to Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause were talking to savannah and hoda after the break we won stick around [ cheers and applause stick around [ cheers and applause if youre living with hiv, imagine being good to go without daily hiv pills. Good to go bingewatch. Good to go out even later. 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Im sure you were watching. Jimmy oh, i i couldnt do you feel think this leather dominatrix outfit was too much for lester . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, youll probably have to change for lester. Hes like you know, its kind of a boring super tuesday, so jazz it up. Jimmy yeah, you gotta spice it up a little bit wait til you see what he wears. Jimmy yeah i want to talk about i want to talk about these books, i want to talk about everything thats happening right now but the big deal here at nbc is the summer olympics. Yes jimmy youre going to paris. We are so pumped. I mean, its today on rose, all day. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Oh, no no, im not kidding and you know, we do we not feel like we deserve it . Because we had tokyo in the pandemic yeah. Yep. Jimmy thats right and then beijing in the pandemic yes jimmy yeah so, its like, the universe has given us paris this is our turn. Jimmy its going to be a a party. And by the way, the olympics are going to be incredible weve got gymnastics, yall. Yall, were gonna dominate gymnastics, you guys know that [ cheers and applause okay, simone. Jimmy simones coming back by the way, this is gonna be simones chapter like, i feel like shes gonna be incredible. And they kinda save it to the end, so they make you wait for it you know hoda is, like, the unofficial den mother of u. S. A gymnastics jimmy i remember this. She cheers for them so hard and actually, speaking of tokyo during the pandemic, where we werent allowed to, like, really even look at each other yeah, we werent. Hoda was like, well, their families arent here, and someones gonna give em a a hug. And like, the tok the japanese government was like jimmy no. Tell that woman to stop hugging the athletes. [ laughter ] it was like, an International Incident jimmy you cant help it. It was. Hoda was like, i dont care. Jimmy you cant help it. I almost got in trouble big time jimmy youre a mom, come on bigtime in trouble jimmy you got too much love shes like a she should have a gold medal. Jimmy you by the way, your daughters are so cute oh. Jimmy both of you have beautiful families but your daughters are so cute and you did something for was it haleys first haleys first grade class, yeah jimmy they came in they were they were in studio 1a, jimmy they came in during a live taping of the show 24 first graders [ audience aws ] they rocked it, yall. It was so it was so sweet jimmy did you were you afraid that they were gonna be disruptive i didnt know i didnt know what was gonna happen jimmy it sounds like a it could be a disaster i know. They really minded their ps and qs i mean, it was super, super, super sweet. Jimmy we have a little clip of your daughter, haley, reading from the teleprompter. Look at this thing were live in new york city, and youre watching the today show jimmy are you kidding me come on. [ cheers and applause thats the future of the today show right there love it jimmy and theyre here tonight. Hope and haley, where are they theyre over oh jimmy of course they jumped out of the crowd [ applause ] hi haley, hi hope. [ laughter ] yes, indeed jimmy yeah, its perfect yes, indeed jimmy we were talking about super tuesday earlier, and you said, oh, you just got reminded of a Halloween Costume cause i mentioned super tuesday. I go, what are you talking about . What are you talking about . Okay, this is the weirdest thing. This is my election story. So, one halloween i dressed up as a voting booth. Jimmy yeah it was way, way back in the day. It was carter and ford i put wait. I put a box. I cut a head out, and i had two slots, and you could put candy in for carter and candy in for ford and i put on one of those uncle sam hats i gotta tell you, i crushed halloween. Jimmy really because if you said whos winning . Carter carter . they would dig into their thing and dump it in to ford, and you go, fords winning. I never had as much candy as i had that year. Never. [ light laughter ] jimmy every year kids, go as a voting booth [ applause ] it can win. Its a winner. Its a winnerwinner always, jimmy. Jimmy we have to talk about these books. I cannot wait to get into this first of all, i want to say congrats on your podcast, making space. Fifth season by the way and let me tell you who my number one guest is on this on the podcast. I had savannah on for her book, which you have there, mostly what god does. And it was one of the best conversations weve ever had and this is a podcast where ive gotten to interview all kinds of incredible people i know savannah like the back of my hand, but i didnt realize how much more there was. That more is in that book. Jimmy yeah and when i sat with her, it was like we were weeping and talking, and it was one of the most beautiful conversations it was my toprated podcast. Jimmy isnt that wild . Because yes this girl see, this girl jimmy youve known each other for so long. We have, but i mean, theres no better interview than hoda. She every time this podcast [ clears throat [ laughter ] [ clears throat ill say it again [ laughter ] jimmy no, we no, we heard you in all caps this time jimmy wheres masons hat . Wheres masons hat . [ laughter ] now underlined. Can you take me on camera one . There is no better interviewer than hoda. Jimmy yeah but anyways, it was just it was a beautiful conversation and, you know, its just i feel like people want to connect. And so thats kinda what this book is all about. And her book too hope is a rainbow is like, a a kids book, but actually i feel like any adult needs to be reminded of this right now jimmy you need when you read books to kids, you need to be entertained as well sorry, thats just the way it works. Its like momma, dadda. Jimmy yes, thank you, yeah, yeah yeah, but oh, my god, look how cute on the back, too. Oh. Jimmy come on. Congrats on this this just came out today [ audience aws ] congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy and then savannah, your book came out, i think its almost a month out . Its a couple week a couple weeks, yeah. Jimmy right now, it is currently the number one New York Times bestseller [ cheers and applause congratulations what are you talking about thats fantastic so sweet. Number one. Jimmy number one lets say it again. Wheres my camera . Jimmy yeah number one. But jimmy was so sweet. You sent me a text and were so encouraging. Hoda had her two pompoms high in the air shes the reason theres a a book, cause she i was like, i dunno, i can you know, id, like, come moping in. Shes like, youre doing it send me another essay let me read it no, youre doing it. Jimmy said, youre doing it. By the way, youre i said shes doing it, because its a a book that no matter what your belief system happens to be, its for you thats what thats what this book is doing. Thats why its crossing over into so many different places. Its unique. Its different its in her voice. Its full of wisdom and laugh like, i was reading it laughing and giggling, and also jotting down notes, thinking wow, i had never thought of that before. Jimmy its well done its a good one, jimmy. Jimmy its well done both of you guys, congratulations on everything you do thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy and i love having you as guests, as well youre my favorites. I watch every morning. Savannah guthrie, hoda kotb, everybody. Mostly what god does and hope is a rainbow are available now. Rhett and link join us, after the break, stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause [traffic noise] [text message] lets ace this thing i got you coffee. Oh my god, what . You literally read my mind. Got you, girl. I am, i cried you literally read my mind. [ laughing ] i am, said i and i am lost and i cant punch buggy red. Even say why i am, i said theres one drink every bartender wants to serve. Its not an old fashioned, or a manhattan. Because every bartenders least favorite drink to serve you, is one too many. On your period, sudden gushes happen. Say goodbye gush fears thanks to always ultra thins. With rapiddry technology. That absorbs two times faster. Hellooo clean and comfortable. Always. Fear no gush. look at these humans, just walking past the chance to save nearly 750. Hey, you look. Here. Look at this. [ gasps ] come on. Lets go. Oh, boy. Ooh, that didnt turn out how you wanted. 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[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy good to see you, link good to see you, rhett yeah, good to see you, man. Jimmy welcome back to the show you know, this is your tenth tonight show appearance. We figured that out we couldnt believe it [ cheers and applause jimmy im so happy and thankful ten appearances jimmy im very thankful. And congratulations on ten years, for you jimmy that oh, yeah the shows been on for ten years. [ cheers and applause and because, you know, the stars aligned, our tenth time, celebrating ten years of you hosting, we got you a little something. And we put a lot of thought into it. Jimmy aw, you dont have to you dont have to get me a gift a lot of legwork here jimmy really a lot of planning jimmy this is unbelievable this is stuff for me yeah. Jimmy yeah congratulations jimmy this is amazing, thank you very much. But its a set. [ light laughter ] its a set jimmy its a set, yeah so hold that. Jimmy so this isnt just something you got at the airport on the way in . No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Not just. Jimmy no here is the now put those next to each other. [ light laughter ] you see anything like that before [ light laughter ] ten [ applause ] ten ten ten jimmy actually one, zero jimmy it is one, zero, it is ten [ laughter ] you guys are kind of ingenious you guys are genius. Could be lu. Jimmy thats really good thats really brilliant. Thank you, thank you very much also, by the way, thank you for leaving the receipt. [ light laughter ] i appreciate yeah, unbelievable in case you want to exchange it jimmy this is is it your 25th season of good mythical morning . Yeah, we dont get out much jimmy thats wild. 25 seasons 2,500 episodes. Jimmy 2,500 episodes congratulations. Youve been friends for 40 years its a milestone, and you said you did Something Special together yeah. Yeah, we did. Well, we continued our quest to, you know, do every Major Medical procedure together last you know, a few times ago we were here, we talked about doing vasectomies together the brosectomies jimmy the brosectomy right, were in the room together jimmy i do remember the brosectomy, yeah why stop there, when you can colonoscopies together jimmy i remember the [ laughter ] no, you did not. Yeah. Yes, we we got brolonoscopies yeah. Jimmy okay, oh, interesting. And you actually brought a a video . [ laughter and ohs ] yeah, heres we asked jimmy do we want to see this well, its tastefully edited its tasteful jimmy okay and we asked to reduce the anesthesia so that we could be talkative during the procedure jimmy right. cause we were making a a video. Which is not typical. The doctor wanted us to tell everyone thats not typical. They dont always do that. Jimmy normally, youre just not yeah, youre just out but here we go this is real watch this hey, rhett, im glad youre here for me. [ laughter ] why dont why dont we hold hands . You know what ill hold your hand so you dont move it. Id like to make a business decision right now yeah, i dont know if i would advise that. Youre not my advisor maybe we start a website. Brolonoscopy. Com brolonoscopy. Like its where you grab a buddy, go get a colonoscopy you both turn 45 its time to take a trip did you find any polyp . No. Dude, im so winning right now. [ light laughter ] im so grateful i get to have something shoved deep into my colon in your presence cause, you know, thats [ light laughter ] thats what life is all about. Well this one, it is an element of it, thats for sure [ laughter ] jimmy thats a good reaction youre like, uh, i dont know what to tell you, buddy. He seemed lucid right then but earlier oh, come on he yeah, im gonna throw you under the bus here we also got tattoos of our wives name on our butt cheeks at the same time yeah. So, when the doctor pulls back to, like, you know, to see his work area jimmy yeah he he asks rhett, whos already under, whos jessie . And rhett says, well, theres plenty of jessies. Theres Jesse Pinkman from breaking bad. [ laughter ] theres jessie from toy story. he, like, goes on he never gets to his wife. Jimmy never mentions his wife never i was gonna eventually get to her [ laughter ] i just i was working my way up and hey, i call her baby i call her baby. Jimmy you dont even call her jessie yeah, right jimmy yeah, of course. Who is baby . You wouldve said, thats my wife. I want to talk about this. This is a giant deal right here the mythical cookbook. Congrats on this who is josh scherer . Yeah, so we have been eating some wild and wonderful foods on our show for a long time. And for the past six years or so, mythical chef josh, along with the mythical kitcheneers have been preparing all these incredible foods and people have been asking for years, we want to make these foods for ourselves. Can you put them together into a cookbook . Jimmy usually theres one thing that pops. You go, this is actually really good. Together yeah. Jimmy you brought some tonight. Yeah. Jimmy so, yeah here we go is josh scherer here josh, come on out. [ cheers and applause oh, yeah. Jimmy all right. Jimmy josh, welcome. Thank you for being here you want to walk us through is there anything here that i should really kind of ooh, it smells good. Thats a good start jimmy yeah, this is ramen noodle soup. So, that is Grilled Cheese ramen. Youve heard of soup in a bread bowl, this is bread in a soup bowl [ light laughter ] its all great, trust me. Jimmy and then this, im gonna get to, but this i wanted this looks like a, kind of is this an apple pie but its not . Its cheetos mm, that is you got a you got good eye there, jimmy yeah, thats a cheeto apple pie. Its when youre eating dessert, but also wish you were eating a snack now you can have both. [ light laughter ] well, have you ever put, like, a slice of cheese on apple pie . Thats something they do jimmy yes, absolutely. So, just kinda following that through why do you look so nervous . Jimmy no, i dont know that looks like should i try i mean you should try it jimmy i should try that one, right you should try em all. Jimmy this looks like just twinkies, and i know its not. Well, whats the number one problem with twinkies . Not enough pork. [ laughter ] this has jimmy, jimmy jimmy where where do you meet these guys . Where do you meet these friends . Thats the number one yeah, yeah, not enough pork. I totally agree with you way more pork than most jimmy so what is it . What is in it . So that is actually a a cornbread twinkie, and it has ovensmoked pulled pork baked inside it. Youre gonna dip that in more Barbecue Sauce eh [ muffled noises ] [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause its good jimmy phenomenal i mean, ramen is pretty great, too jimmy what is that well, its mystery ice cream. You gotta taste it to figure it out jimmy now, hold on a a second im not going to well i could, but theres no theres not really any reason. Jimmy theres no reason to feed me. Theres no need jimmy am i going to freak out . Oh, no. Jimmy theres pretzels on top. Go in with an open mind jimmy thats mustard that sure is mustard. [ laughter ] but say it with a happier face and its cool, like jimmy sorry. Thats mustard jimmy thats mustard [ laughter ] yeah, sometimes you just gotta make mustard ice cream jimmy you gotta make a a mustard ice cream. Guys, theres so many great recipes in here. Please pick it up. These guys are awesome and so fun. Thank you to chef josh scherer [ cheers and applause rhett and link, the mythical cookbook is available march 11th well be right back with a a performance from don toliver stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause po, you need to bring peace to the valley. [ choking ] the chameleon is nothing like anyone youve ever faced. She is capable of mimicking any shape. Awesome. I mean its disturbing, but its awesome. Is it possible to count on my internet like my Customers Count on me . It is with comcast business. Keeping you up and running with our 99. 9 network reliability. And security that helps outsmart threats to your data. Moaire dida twoo . Your data, too. Theres even roundtheclock customer support. So you can be there for your customers. With comcast business, reliability isnt just possible. Its happening. Get started for 49 a month. Plus, ask how to get up to a 800 prepaid card with a qualifying internet package. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy performing bandit from his upcoming new album, give it up for don toliver [ cheers and applause ride the highwa ride the bus walk my hous Look Like Army plus walk in the strip she gon she gon i do damage cant stand it psycho bandit like its Marilyn Manso got the cash advance it get the sprit and enhance it pour the wock out the pantry take a sip and i she pop like a plan oh she lit like a candle boot it up in the car seat hold a for ransom want her bac better call me its whatever im geeked buyin the punch at the party you aint fl this lookin dumm ill probably get frie i look like a mummy im gettin this cash from monday to sunda i guess you wont talk if it aint about the money my boys in the shop and they jump like a bunny got pounds and pills it aint nothin funny i from the side an i keep the if i gotta reach u ima keep the when i slide in that coup boy i keep that we done went rocked that all the way to the summer get deep in the pot get deep like a plumbe why would i keep i i never went loved her i just went and gave to my brother eat it for dinne oh eat it for supper why would you keep he why would you keep her [ cheers and applause ride the highwa ride the bus walk my hous Look Like Army plus walk in the strip she gon she gon i do damage cant stand it psycho bandit like its Marilyn Manso got the cash advance it get the sprit and enhance it pour the wock out the pantry you aint fl this lookin dumm ill probably get frie i look like a mummy im gettin this cash from monday to sunda i guess you wont talk if it aint about the money my boys in the shop and they jump like a bunny got pounds and pills it aint nothin funny i from the side an i keep the if i gotta reach u ima keep the ridin that got a tv huh belt on that boy like a bb huh hide in that bush you wont see me huh put you underwater like seaweed huh why lil wanna be me hu. 45 up and im creepin huh driveby shootin in the demon huh what you sayin im geekin huh [ cheers and applause jimmy thats what im talking about. Welcome back, bud. Thank you so much. Don toliver [ cheers and applause look for his new single out march 15th my thanks to Savannah Guthrie, hoda kotb, rhett and link, don toliver, once again. [ cheers and applause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight joel mchale, comedian kyle kinane featuring the 8g band with adrian young [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers