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89 tomorrow. Were tracking thunderstorms to the north of the bay area. Weve got some heat coming in this weekend. There will still be plenty of spots to escape that heat this weekend. Go near the bay and the coast, youre good to go. Were almost there. Thanks for [ [ cheers andnd applause e steve fromdio 6b in n Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the totonight showow starring g jimmmmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his gueststs travavis kelce jay hehernandez, mumusical guesest, samara jojoy. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1801 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, come on now. Yes [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you for watching at home [ cheers and applause i am so excited about this super bowl champion, travis kelce, is here, tonight [ cheers and applause yes we didnt invite him after yesterdays parade in kansas city, he just woke up here yeah [ laughter ] lets get to some news this morning, President Biden went to walter reed for his annual physical exam and lets just say Vice President harris seemed a little too eager to hear the results. [ laughter ] yeah, its never good when the doctor examining you is like, i dont know if they even make these parts anymore. [ laughter ] yep, the exam was going great until biden confused the eye chart for a teleprompter [ laughter ] he was like [ speaking gibberish ] [ laughter ] the white house said bidens exam took three hours. [ audience oohs its never good when your physical has an intermission you know what im saying [ laughter ] nothing says peak physical condition like a doctors visit with the same running time as avatar 2. [ laughter ] thats right today, biden had his physical, and while the doctors are very thorough, i wanted to ask some followup questions, myself. So, if you d mind. Mr. President , before we get started, please turn and cough [ cough [ laughter ] and d just so iim up to dadate here, when were you born 1863. Jimmy okay thats good. [ laughter ] now, how many times per night do you get up to use the bathroom somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion, 300 million billion. [ laughter ] jimmy okay answer yes or no to the following. Do you vape, drink, do edibles, shrooms, or hookah. The answer is yes, no, yes, yes, no. [ laughter and applause jimmy real quick, remind me what your doctor said after your last colonoscopy. There is light at the end of this dark tunnel [ laughter ] jimmy okay, thank god. Thats good, thank you now, finally, mr. President , can you hop on this bike so we can do a routine stress test [ laughter ] all right. Never mind thank you very much, mr. President. You can go home now. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause well, guys, nikki haley just kicked off her president ial campaign and in her first speech, she called for politicians older than 75 to have a mandatory competency test. [ cheers and applause are you impressed . Youre impressed that i can say that word . Wow. Well, of course, some older politicians are pretty upset and i guess to prove that theyre still young and cool, they tried to define some popular slang words. But im not sure they did so well i mean, for instance, when asked to define bussin, this senator said, the best way to get to atlantic city. [ laughter ] when asked to define no cap, this senator said, how my grandkids tell me to write my emails. [ laughter ] when asked to define rizz, this senator said, those crackers that go well with peanut butter. [ laughter ] rizz crackers. Steve goes well on a rizz. Jimmy rizz crackers, yeah. When asked to define drip, this senator said, what happens when you chug the mylanta too fast. [ laughter ] next up, when asked to define totes, this senator said, what pbs gives away when you donate money by phone. [ laughter ] up next, when asked to define bougee, this congressman said, that stretchy cord to tie things to the roof of your car. [ laughter ] use a bougee cord. Check out this when asked to define fit, Bernie Sanders said, what absolutely none of my suits do. [ laughter ] next up, when asked to define clapback, this congressman said, what you do when the lights dont turn on the first time you clap. [ laughter ] and finally, when asked to define mid, President Biden said, my approval rating. All right, all right [ laughter and applause hes trying. Hes trying. Well, this is wild i saw that victoria cruise line is now selling a 27monthlong cruise 27 months. Thats not a vacation. Thats running away and starting a new life. [ laughter ] today the producers of dateline were like, we just got picked up for three more seasons. I mean, come on. [ laughter ] some more business news, i heard that hasbro is struggling and they may be forced to sell off some of their assets, including peppa pig. [ audience ohs ] you know cash is tight i mean, look at this latest peppa pig episode i saw. Mummy, help us sell lemonade sorry i have to go inside and post on my onlyfans account. Pardon . [ laughter and applause steve my goodness. Jimmy well, listen to this chickfila just opened a break room in new york city, where delivery workers can stop for coffee, use the restroom, and charge their phones. That story, again, chickfila opened a starbucks [ laughter ] and finally, a cat from florida that went missing two years ago was just found 1,400 miles from home in kansas yep. The owners were really excited, while the cat was like, take the hint [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause jimmy before we get the season twomiof my ickly mens show, thats my jam. Steyeah my it is back [ cheers and applause steve beard. Jimmy the beard is back. Steve thats my jam. Jimmy it airs at 10 00 p. M. Right after the voice. So, yous voice. 7th, you watch the and then, right at 10 00 p. M. Just stay there on nbc watch thats my jam. We have jason derulo [ cheers and applause who is really funny. Julia michaels, Kelsea Ballerini [ cheers and applause Nicole Scherzinger Nicole Scherzinger does celine dion like a led zeppelin version of celine its really funny. Lain the seasoe have kekemer, kenan thon [ cheend appla quinta bon taraji p. Henson, chance the rapper, billy porter, patti lae. Its unbelievable. And the band i will say, the band that we have, the house band is adam blackstone, who is unbelievable had a great weekend, super bowl weekend, played with rihanna hes a genius. So, tune in tuesday, march 7th, 10 00 p. M. On nbc. Thats my jam. Next day on peacock. [ cheers and applause its going to be good. But first, what a show we have for you tonight. Hes been selected to eight nfl pro bowls, and this past sunday, he became a twotime super bowl champion. He also has a podcast with his brother called new heights with jason and travis kelce. From the super bowl champion kansas city chiefs, travis kelce is here tonight [ cheers and applause dude steve come on. Jimmy i love that guy. Plus, he stars in magnum p. I. , which premieres this sunday on nbc, with episodes streaming the next day on peacock. Jay andez is here [ rs and applause magnum p. I. Plus, she just won two grammys for best new artist and best jazz vocal album samara joy is here tonight [ cheers and applause phenomenal phenomenal right now, guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go Hashtag Hashtags jimmy well, we do this thing every week, where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. This week, in honor of valentines day, i sent out the hashtag, why im single. And i asked you guys to tweet out a funny reason why you think youre single. Within minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause so, thank you very much. Now, id like to share some of my favorite why im single tweets from you guys here we go this first one is from djtheoldman he says, i sleep with socks on my hands because i get very cold at night. [ laughter and applause steve why not get gloves jimmy get gloves i dont know, man. Or just put your hands steve under the blanket. Jimmy under the blanket. Steve get some pocket warmers. Jimmy no, he thinks thats why hes single. This ones from etes97. He says, sometimes i slip up and pronounce the l in salmon. [ laughter and applause id like the salmon, please. Steve bolth of them. Jimmy bolth. This ones from dun oh dunlahfatmae steve dont laugh at me. [ light laughter ] dont laugh at me. Jimmy dont laugh at me. She says, i eat pringles in a a stack of five at a time and drink the crumbs from the can when theyre all gone. [ laughter and applause steve no s iat jimmy there o shame in that is fantastic. I he same thing. Why one is from markwithanm. Steve mmm. Jimmy thats funny, too. These are funny people he says, i asked my cats why im single then realized its probably because i asked my cats why im single. [ laughter and applause this ones from kyledice23. He says, i have to ate when i my shoes or else i nt do it. [ laughter ] steve oh bunny round the tre jimmy this ones from greenantaylor she says, my lifes motto is, fat, single, and ready for a a pringle. [ cheers and applause yeah steve hey, hey get together jimmy hey, there, hold on. Theres someone else we can set you up with. [ laughter ] dunlahfatmae steve get together, man. Jimmy you guys can connect we made a connection fat, single, ready for a a pringle. I love that jam. This ones from whitedaisies07. She says, i dont like when i can hear people breathing around me. [ laughter and applause steve thats pretty much a a deal breaker jimmy thats a deal yeah, thats steve you can date me if you dont breathe, though. Jimmy yeah how long can you hold your breath [ laughter ] we can only hang out under water. [ light laughter ] this ones from septicor. Steve ooh. Septicor, activate jimmy sounds like a monster truck. Sunday, sunday, sunday steve septicor jimmy septicor steve its crazy jimmy septicor, he says, oh easy, because i have no idea how to talk to women, how to date a woman, or what the signals are that a woman is interested. [ laughter and applause steve oh jimmy septicor steve septicor jimmy this last ones from buddychampagne. He says, my stomach is the mozzarella stick capital of the world. [ laughter and applause steve yeah jimmy there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags well be right back with day four of perm week [ cheers and applause jimmy audience, are you ready for the brand new, freshly permed alyssa . [ cheers and applause heres alyssa before, and here she is now delilicious flavavors. Delilicious flavavors. Woworth fannining over. Delilicious flavavors. Delilicious flavavors. Theyrre grrrereat at marshalalls, our r buyers go o to great l les toto find you u great dealas on g great qualility product. Its great. Everythihing here isis great. We get thehe deals. You get ththe good stutuff. Mamarshalls. Im yourur overly comp. Ych and iout to steal thisis gfromom you just likikstole e kecartrter in h high sc. 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Thats looookin to geget sca [laughteter] halloween n time is back k in disneylyland and disneyey californinia adventnture parks s [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the show, everybody. You know, not a lot of things are certain in this world. We scurrrough life licketyt from one fleeting exp. Nog seems sacredmore thing seems permanent. And thats why this week at the tonight show, were saluting the one thing we know is still permanent, the permanent. Aka, the permanent wave, aka, the perm rig itime for the return tht show perm week. [ cheers and applause its perm wee on the fallon show its perm week oh my god [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy this is tonight show perm week. The very special week where every day we pick someone from our audience and stylishly perm their hair tonights lucky perm recipient is alyssa mancuso. Alyssa is 25yearsold shes from the poconos, and shes very excited about her new hairdo its been a big day for alyssa take a look. Hi, my name is alyssa mancuso, and today im getting a perm i dont know if i have the bone structure for a perm i guess well find out were alyssas friends. And were excited to see her perm so, i really dont think alyssas done, like, anything crazy with her hair. I have never done anything crazy with my hair this will be the craziest thing ive ever done this is how its been. I was born with the bangs. Im very curious to see how the bangs looks. Like, ive only seen perms in the movies, and i didnt know that people still got perms. I want to feel like my hair bounces when i walk. I feel like that would be fun. Someone we hope she wont look like is little orphan annie. Its very tight and very high up i think thats the worst way this could go. All my life i was known as the girl with the bangs. And now, good or bad, i will be known as the girl with the perm maybe ill look really great and ill be a perm girl from now on [ applause ] jimmy yeah, maybe you will look really great. I think you will now, alyssa has been sequestered since she got permed, so she hasnt seen herself yet. And her friends havent seen her either this entire process has been cloaked in secrecy weve got her friends right here say hello, guys. How are you . [ cheers and applause good. Hi, guys. Jimmy i liked when we interviewed you before [ laughter ] you said, were alyssas friends at the same time. Are you excited to see what she looks like yes yes jimmy wow. [ laughter ] its like a band almost. All right, now, dont remove the blindfolds until i tell you, please. Audience, are you ready for the brand new, freshly permed alyssa [ cheers and applause heres alyssa before, and here she is now alyssa, come on out [ cheers and applause oh my god jimmy wow. Wow. They gave you some frizz wow. They gave her some extra frizzle in the front there [ laughter ] its cute. Its really cute you look great [ laughter ] i love a little extra frizzle, you know. Jimmy yeah, you look cute. Guys, its time. Are you glad to see alyssa yeah. Jimmy oh, wow. Hold hands and follow me over here okay here we come all right. On the count of three, take off your blindfolds. One, two, three. [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause oh my god jimmy thats not a great the look of horror. Jimmy the look of horror you guys have never been less supportive. Jimmy yes, that was terrible reaction. You should have been like, yeah, wow whoa jimmy no, you cant redo the reaction its real. [ laughter ] i think you look gorgeous. Thank you theres one. Jimmy for the most important reveal of all, alyssa, are you ready to see yourself no, not at all. Not at all jimmy three, two, one, reveal [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause oh my god oh, my god. What jimmy what are you talking about . This is not what i thought it would be. Jimmy yes it is [ laughter ] you look great [ cheers and applause our thanks to the randy darden hair salon for this wonderful perm happy perm week, everyone. Oh, my god. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest has been selected to eight nfl pro bowls, and this past sunday, he became a twotime super bowl champion he also has a podcast called new heights with jason and travis kelce. [ cheers and applause please welcome, from the kansas city chiefs, super bowl champion, travis kelce [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thats what im talking about. That was electric jimmy come on. That was electric jimmy you look good, man youre a stud. All right, all right. [ cheers and applause how wi . Jimmy couldnt have ened to a better dude, man this is a dream come true, jimmy. This is sweet. Are you kidding me jimmy come on, bud we met each other probably almost a year ago, right yeah, just about a year ago s, baby. Jimmy wee at justin stin timberlake had a Golf Tournament mmhm jim8 . M. Tourney. 0 a. M. Golf jimmy and we play we never met each other, hung out we hung out all day. We totally hit it off. Thought. I couldnt get away from youn jimmy i know i was i was kind of a a fanboy i kni kept following you around like, hey, travis. Hi, bud. Hi, man. Yeah, exactly. My favorite part was was mustang sally, baby. Jimmy oh, dude he jumped up on the on the stage and gave us all jimmy we had to rock it out. We had to scream i was going nuts but, dude, we were hanging out you were so fun. Ive got to say how does it feel, now . This is the second time you won a super bowl, bud. Man, ill tell you what, the first time was one of the most emotl like finally dit. Jimmy yeah ah, tly. Yeah [ laughter ] and then and then we lost to the tampa bay buccaneers, got our tails whooped pretty good against them. So that was that was a low moment and then it kind of builds back up and to get this one, to be back on the mountain top, man, i tell you what, its the best feeling in the world [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah, buddy. You were so good oh, yeah. Especially to do it with the guys we did it with the ups and downs through it, the adversity of the season. It was a lot of fun, man jimmy but also, to do it with Patrick Mahomes thats where i met you you guys were together oh, yeah. Jimmy was that a plan for you guys to hang out on the offseason and be kind of best friends. I think it just i think it just happened organically it was just like, hey, man, what are you doing youre about to go to vegas and play golf . All right, lets do it. Jimmy really and its been awesome since hes been in kansas city he doesnt get enough credit for the type of leader that he is the type of just personable guy he is in the locker room and its on and off the field. He does unbelievable things in the community in kansas city and thats the kind of, you know, vibe that i like to be around, man. Jimmy yeah and it was just kind of like magnets when he got to kc. Jimmy yeah, but i cause i was thinking, oh, maybe this is a plan. Maybe andy reid said, hey, you. Just go just compete jimmy go to a e. Go to a movie. Go do something. Go watch netflix for an afternoon or something yeah it started with the hey, do you drink beers . Do you drink beer . [ laughter ] jimmy thats yeah cause i like to drink beers. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah sounds like sounds like we could have some fun jimmy yeah, exactly. And you guys bonded. I just thought it was great. You have great chemistry and its real. Its not fake at all oh, yeah. Jimmy i witnessed it for a a weekend. It was like so cool to watch the parade was yesterday yes jimmy so, i want to thank you for being here today oh, man, i almost didnt make it. Jimmy i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know i was actually i was thinking about i was going to call jason if you didnt show up. Im like, dude, get over here [ cheers and applause jason, get over here right now. Everyones always asking about your brother but that must have been just a a bizarre thing to be playing in the super bowl with your brother. Man, it was you know, you always dream growing up that youre going to one day be in the super bowl especially when my brothers the reason why i even play football yeah, exactly. When i was growing up im two years younger than my brother. Thats about as drunk as i was at the parade right there. Thats me jimmy thats during the parade, yesterday . Thats me thats full parade form, right there. Jimmy oh, my god i thought this was when you were a kid this was yesterday no, this was yesterday. Yeah, growing up in cleveland, ohio, i followed his footsteps in a lot of a lot of areas. Sports being one of them, and football definitely being one of them. And you always imagine, you know, playing on the same team but man, ill tell you what, the way the football world and everybody embraced my family, and me and my brother playing against each other for the first time, two brothers playing against each other in the super bowl it was cool to break that barrier and see my family, and all the light, and getting all the glory. Man, it was beautiful. Jimmy i mean, cause when you were a kid, you were probably in your front yard or something yeah, i was probably 3 or 5yearsold maybe. Jimmy yeah, and whats the big super bowl there like youre like i dont know what it is . Like thanksgiving. Exactly jimmy like a turkey bowl or something. Exactly jimmy yeah just excited we got costumes, and we can look like Football Players jimmy yeah heres you and your brother at this years super bowl all right, now. Jimmy yeah all the cameras got you right there saying, hey, i love you, bro. [ cheers and applause and i also got to give a a shoutout your mom has been the cutest for this whole ride. cause everyone is like, who are you rooting for . What son do you like better . You know, all that stuff and shes been so cool and ive got to show you the jacket heres what mama kelce was wearing. My mom. Jimmy split right down the middle oh, yeah. Oh, yeah [ cheers and applause you see the red sides on that left right there jimmy yeah its right there next to that heart Mama Knows Best. Mama knows best. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, Mama Knows Best i mean, shes gotta be so proud. That right shoe looked way better than the left shoe. No offense, guys no offense, guys jimmy i know this is tough for the roots to be because theyre just such philly fans. But, you know what no one picked look at this. No one picked you guys to win at all, none of the experts. The experts jimmy the experts. The experts say that yeah, the chiefs were out of it way back in april, i think we lost a bigname wide receiver jimmy yeah one of my favoritammates ever, tyreek hill. And they thought it was just it was over for us and thats why being on that mountain top, man, it just felt that much sweeter, man jimmy but did you feel [ cheers and applause cause watching the super bowl, i thought you were out ive got to be honest. I mean, that second half, patrick started limping off the field. I go, oh, gosh. Ten point lead, man dont give pat mahomes ten points, because he will just floor it jimmy really i mean, he just jimmy hes like, dont tell me no. Yeah, he got it will probably go down as one of my favorite speeches. At halftime, he he got electric, man. He lit a fire in everybodys tail just to you know, want it that much more. And when you can do that with a group of men, man, thats a special human being right there. Jimmy yeah, and you got everyone hyped up and you came back it was an unbelievable comeback second half was a lot of energy, man. A lot of energy. A lot of passion jimmy we have a big announcement that were going to announce here, on the show, tonight. Im very excited about this. Youre going to be back in our building in a few weeks. Can you say why youre coming back yeah, for sure. I mean, growing up, i was a huge, like, farley, farrell, fallon kind of guy growing up. [ laughter ] and, yeah, i used to watch saturday night live with my mother and its an absolute honor and a privilege to be hosting snl march 4th. [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, buddy come on, bud yes its going to be great its going to be great [ cheers and applause i am so nervous for that. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy you are going to be so good. I was talking to lorne today im like, oh, hes so charming, and he can sing, and hes fun. And its so good you think that about me jimmy i do yeah thanks, man jimmy i know yeah, yeah i do no im like, oh, i do youre making me blush, man jimmy its amazing but Kelsea Ballerini is musical guest. Yes yes. Jimmy so, thats its going to be a hot show congratulations on that. Thank you very much jimmy you know, its interesting that i was just its interesting that i brought up singing, because i know that you do some karaoke. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause how did you know . Jimmy its kind of out there. There was one song that has been very important to you during this playoff run. And i thought maybe if we can convince you [ cheers and applause weve got the roots. Weve got the best in the business, right there. 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Episodes will stream the next day on peacock everyone please welcome Jay Hernandez [ cheers and applause thats a good theme song. Ready to rock. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Jay hernandez, welcome to the show, buddy. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy i appreciate you being here i love that magnum p. I. Is now on nbc yeah. Jimmy its a big deal. Its a big deal jimmy its a big deal for us it doesnt happen often you know, its a very rare thing. Jimmy it is, but the fans spoke. The fans spoke and nbc listened jimmy they were loud they were loud they said, dont cancel. We love magnum p. I. What are you talking about . Cancel after season four no, not going to happen. Jimmy but they actually put a billboard up in times square look at this save magnum p. I. With a qr code [ laughter ] hey, thats love. That is love there was a petition online. They raised i dont know how much that costs. How much do you think it costs jimmy i have no idea thats insane. Its not cheap, i know that jimmy thats amazing that they were vocal and loud and you got heard. Magnum p. I. Is saved [ cheers and applause this sunday. This sunday jimmy twoepisode premiere on nbc its got to feel good. I mean, would you get nervous going into the magnum p. I. Shoes at first when they were like, hey, we want you to be magnum p. I. . You know, whats funny is the first time they came to me with the project, i think i said no twice. Because i was convinced that nobody would accept anybody else besides tom selleck as magnum p. I jimmy of course. So, it was a number of conversations. Ultimately i agreed to it. But it was somewhat intimidating, yes. Jimmy youre like, i cant step into those shoes. I mean, come on. With the detroit hat and all this stuff and the fuzzy chest, and you know jimmy yes. The short shorts. Jimmy hes a stud, man come on. Yeah, he had short shorts too. Jimmy i know, dude not only short shorts it was short jeans, you know [ laughter ] cutoff jeans jimmy he could pull anything off he could pull that off. Thats hard to do. Not too many people can do that jimmy what finally just convinced you . What put you over the edge i mean, i was a huge fan of the show and ultimately, like, the creatives involved they pitched a show that i was like, i cant say no to this even, you know, i dont know whats going to happen i dont know if the show because at the end of the day, its a pilot so, you know its a pilot. Jimmy pilot is a trial show right jimmy so, you dont know if its going to go you dont know if the show is going to go on for one, two, three, four, five, ten seasons you have no idea jimmy but its also, youre working in hawaii. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i would take any job [ laughter ] theyd go, youre playing the worst guy. I go, i dont care. You said, hawaii, im there. Ill do whatever it is. Why i mean, its funny coming here, you know, i was unprepared i was actually, i thought i was going to need a trench coat and a scarf. Jimmy you brought the great weather. Yeah, i brought the warm weather. Jimmy yeah, thank you [ cheers and applause thats you thats Jay Hernandez its called the aloha vibes you know what i mean jimmy it is. What is it like to live in hawaii because now, you probably went, like you said, ill shoot the show it will probably be a couple weeks and then ill come back home. Yeah. Jimmy but now you live in no, im pretty much there eight months out of the year jimmy and whats it like whats the vibe . Its its great. I mean, obviously the weather is beautiful but, you know, there is like aloha spirit that is everywhere you go i mean, its sunny its warm. Tourists get there and they just want to have a good time. Jimmy very positive. Yes its a positive vibe it really sort of like seeps into you jimmy everyone seems very chill there. Very chill, very chill. I mean, maybe too chill because sometimes you jump on the freeway and you see that the speed minimums, which ive never seen anywhere else [ laughter ] jimmy wait, not a speed limit. No, no, no, not a speed limit. A speed minimum. Jimmy so, you have to go at least otherwise, people would be going like 20 Miles Per Hour on the freeway. Jimmy so they make you go a certain mile an hour the minimum, i think, was like 40 Miles Per Hour [ laughter ] jimmy thats so funny, man because, otherwise, yeah. Its just, itvery mellow vibe e yeah jimmy well, what can we say for anyone were setting up magnum p. I. Whats the adventures that magnum gets into well, you know, theres a a ton of action. Theres always a bad guy theres always some crazy things going down, cars, explosions, gun fights all that kind of stuff but in this season that is unique is magnum and my partner, higgins, who is, sort of my sidekick jimmy whats that like its great. But now were [ laughter ] jimmy have a sidekick named higgins, it must yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy sounds awful, yeah [ laughter ] no, its great. Its great but were, like, together. Were dating, essentially. Its been wonderful and its something that weve been teasing for three seasons now. So, season five of thepayoff fo. Jimmym happy that youre back at nbc, by the way. , we just talked aboutitits because i started on nbc, like, 20 years ago on a show cd hang time. Jimmy hang time was one of my alltime does anyone remember this show jimmy yes its one of my favorites [ applause ] with Anthony Anderson. Yes, Anthony Anderson and when we were talking backstage, he knew the theme song hang time hanging together hang tim hang time dude, i used to watch you every saturday morning so good jimmy im so happy youre back at nbc. I love it jimmy fans, lets bring back hang time. Thats what were here no, no [ cheers and applause lets start with magnumum p. I. This sundaday, magnumum p. I. 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