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[ cheers and applause thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Good night, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers chat and music from john legend, comedienne sarah cooper, an all new closer look, featuring the 8g brand with Carter Mclean. And now seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody and welcome to late night. Sorry, wally, is that the only thing on the card . Thats it seth huh, i guess we were over relying on him. [ laughter ] all right, let me tell a story when we first started the show about six years ago, our First Episode in this studio we had two guests amy poehler, my dear friend, and joe biden. And it was important to me that amy poehler was our first guest. Because i really did not believe then, and do not believe now that i would ever have this job if it wasnt for her which meant that we had to ask the then, Vice President of the United States if he would be the second guest on a show that started, and continues to start at 12 35 in the morning. And he said, with no hesitation, it would be an honor to follow the great amy poehler. And i think that he said that for two reasons. One, he is at his core, a decent human being. And, two, he knew that if we asked amy to go second, it would be a whole thing [ laughter ] this is true i like trains. I genuinely like trains. My favorite of all the american trains is amtrak because its the only one [ laughter ] and when joe biden came, he brought two presents for me. He brought this amtrak conductors hat. And i was very touched by the fact they researched and found out my hat size, as evidenced by the perfect fit. [ laughter ] so the extra mile was noticed. And he brought me this train whistle, which six years ago was a fine gift, but has become a very special gift to me in the years since because now i have two young boys and the last thing i do before i come out here is i facetime them. Because by the time the show is over and i get home theyre asleep and this is in my dressing room. And the last thing i do when i say good night to my boys every evening is i blow this train whistle. And so every day that i look at it, i think about joe biden and i also think about donald trump because these last four years have totally blown [ laughter ] [ train whistle lets get to the news. Everybody is like, what are you going to do if he loses . Whistle bits [ laughter ] duh. After multiple news organizations projected that joe biden had been elected the next president of the United States, people took to the streets in cities across the country to celebrate lets take a look. [ cheers ] [ car horn ] seth wow did he win an election or the world cup . Did those people vote for biden or did they just pull down a statue of saddam you know you were a bad president when people were celebrating old white centrist like he was the sunset in burning man. Thats right, joe biden has been elected the next president of the United States, which is great. Though statistically, that gives him a 100 chance of getting the coronavirus. Yes, joe biden has been elected the next president of the United States but hey, look on the bright side, trump at least you got to tell an immigrant she has been evicted from their house senator Kamala Harris has become the first woman of color to be elected Vice President which is a pretty big jump from no color at all Vice President mike pence today led a White House Coronavirus task force meeting, though at this point, all meetings in the white house are coronavirus meetings they dont start that way, but they tend to get there by the end. President elect joe biden today announced a 12member Coronavirus Task force, which includes a former surgeon general, a former fda commissioner, a professor from Yale University and for just for kicks, hunter biden. Lets give him hell lets rub it in a little. Pharmaceutical Companies Pfizer and beyondtech announced today that their new Coronavirus Vaccine is more than 90 effective. Wow, all this time weve been waiting for a vaccine. Turns out it isnt even the best news this weekend. In an interview yesterday, republican senator mitt romney said he did not vote for President Trump, but declined to say who he voted for, but i think we have a pretty good idea and finally, a British Grocery chain has launched a new line of festive holiday doughnuts including a new cronut theyre calling santas yum nut. The last person to use that phrase got fired from the mall that was the monologue, everybody. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Hes an e. G. O. T. Winner and a coach on this season of the voice right here on nbc his new album, bigger love is out now. Back on the show to chat and perform for us, john legend is here, everybody. And you know her hilarious lipsync videos of the president , sarah cooper will chat with us as well shes got a great new netflix special, and im so excited to talk with her. But before we get to all that joe biden has been elected the 46th president of the United States, in a historic and overwhelming repudiation of donald trump that ended with Rudy Giuliani screaming outside a Landscaping Company. And now, nearly the entire Republican Party is in lockstep behind trump as he tries to delegitimize and steal the election for more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth well, our Long National acid trip is almost over, and now its time to pop a klonopin and let our designated drive takes us home. On saturday, all the Major Networks finally called the president ial election for joe biden, and i have to say, even im surprised at just how relieved i am that we dont have to suffer through another four years of donald trump, the single most annoying human being on the face of the earth even if you put aside Everything Else about him the racism, venality, cruelty, corruption, mendacity, vindictiveness, and flagrant disregard for any life other than his own, hes still just a worldhistorically irritating man and the most irritating thing about him was my and many peoples absolute, round the clock inability to look away for four years, it has been genuinely necessary to monitor the president 24 hours a day like zoologists staring at two endangered rhinos hoping theyll have sex i mean, can you imagine living through another four years of having to see his sweaty, overcooked ham of a face on your television all day, every day, whining about toilets not flushing or windmills killing birds, barking at reporters on his lawn like a long island Mattress Store owner who insists on doing his own commercials and putting all his weird, asymmetrical Adult Children in them so, come on down to oceanside mattress, and use the promo code shutupandlaydown. And thank god we wont have to watch him dance at his rallies anymore like the naked guy in the gym locker room using his towel to dry the back of his neck this point, in addition to preserving whats left of our democracy and reversing four years of malicious racism, savagery and criminal neglect, getting rid of trump is just a quality of life issue, like calling 311 about a jackhammer outside your apartment and clearly, im not the only one indulging myself in the joy and catharsis of seeing this deeply wretched husk of a man thrown out on his ass. As the results came in over the last few days, culminating with the official call from the networks on saturday, there were celebrations across the country, with people dancing in the streets, honking and banging pots in new york city, flipping off trumps motorcade in dc, dressing up as mailboxes in philadelphia and trolling trump by blasting what had become his campaigns theme music, the ymca song. Its fun to stay at the ymc its fun to stay at th ymca seth its just fantastic, and i love that theyre doing it right outside the white house. Its like playing new york, new york outside of fenway park i like to imagine that while this was happening, there was also a sad flotilla of trumps beautiful boaters mournfully circling the waters off Clearwater Beach to a funeral dirge version of ymca. Why god, why. Mca. Dancing crowds werent the only people overjoyed by the fact that we will soon be rid of donald trump there was joe biden himself, who came bounding out for his victory speech like a journeyman reliever jogging out from the bullpen after finally getting called up to the big leagues. Its nice to get quaid from the rookie after four years of quaid from total recall. [ screaming i know, in one case, its the actors name, and in the other, its the characters name, but the joke is for andy samberg, and im sure hes gonna like it just fine. Anyway, i think we can all admit that when we were watching biden jog out, we were silently hoping he wouldnt fall any time a 77yearold man exerts himself like that, its a White Knuckle ride bidens definitely one of those grandpas who insists on doing everything himself grandpa, its 5 00 in the morning. Where are you going . Im gonna shovel the sidewalk before my back pills wear off. And then, biden spoke for the first time as president elect. And i mean this in the best possible way, i remember very little of it like, i think he said some stuff about healing our divides or unifying the country, or whatever honestly, im just relieved that a president elect spoke to the nation and i didnt immediately google, canada, how move to. And then today, biden announced a task force of experts who will guide him in dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, which, lets not forget, is currently ravaging the country uncontrolled, with icus filling up and hospitalizations nearing record levels. And yet, as the crisis was continuing to spiral, the current president was moping around his private golf course like a palm beach dentist after a messy divorce. And thats also where trump was when the race was called for biden on saturday, which is just perfect. Im surprised he didnt just stay out there just leave me here. I live with the geese now. I wonder if his aides gave him the news out on the course, or waited until he got back if i were them, id wait until he doesnt have a golf club in his hand. Can you imagine the rage divots he left behind thats probably why Rudy Giuliani always looks like that he gave trump some bad news once, and theres still a nineiron wedged up his ass. So clearly, biden supporters and sane people everywhere got to enjoy a wellearned National Moment of catharsis as the results came in. Now, lets check in on the other side and see how theyre taking the news President Trump should not concede. It was stolen the media is desperately trying to get everyone to coronate joe biden as the next president. I think he would have to do a lot to convince republicans that this is anything other than a left wing power grab financed by people like george soros i think it is a corrupt, stolen election there is no joe biden the man you may remember from the 1980s is gone. He no longer exists. What remains is a projection of sorts, a hologram designed to mimic the behavior of a nonthreatening political candidate. These people seek absolute sameness total uniformity youre happy with your corner coffee shop. They want to make you drink starbucks every day from now until forever, no matter how it tastes seth and when that hologram drinks coffee, what do you think happens . It splashes right to the ground, because holograms dont have real stomachs. All right, so based on the clips, theyre not doing great Tucker Carlson thinks joe biden is a hologram who wants to make you drink starbucks every day. And im sorry, but when is the starbucks for liberals myth gonna die . Are we supposed to believe tucker only drinks campfire coffee out of a prospectors tin mug . And by the way, to anyone who thought things were gonna go back to normal once trump is gone, just a reminder, fox news called joe biden a hologram who wants to force you to drink starbucks, and hes been president elect for two days can you imagine what its gonna be like when bidens actually in office if republicans hang on to control of the senate . Who knows if theyll even let him have a cabinet sean hannity will probably accuse biden of building a secret soros funded amtrak station on the moon. But you know what, say what you will about republicans, one thing theyve made clear is theyre tough guys who dont cry like liberals. So if anyone can handle a bruising, emotional defeat like this one, its the Republican Party. This is one of things im just give people time yes i mean, you know, hes just found out that hes, you know, probably not gonna be the president of the United States here and i mean, you can say well it was in the cards. But you dont know until the votes are counted. I believe in decency in all matters and i think the decent thing to do is let the president himself take the time he wants to absorb this it is not easy, and its extraordinary close. So the president needs to take a few days, maybe even longer to absorb, ultimately accept and i think he ultimately will accept the outcome of the people. You have to allow that to happen seth truly incredible. The liberal tears crowd, the people who spent four years building an entire Political Movement around triggery, theyre political opponents need a warm blanket and a cup of earl grey tea to cope with losing a president ial election. They literally wore shirts that said, [ bleep ] your feelings. Yes, [ bleep ] your feelings. But my feelings . You make love to my feelings. But this isnt just a case of hurt feelings or wounded egos. This is the beating heart of trumpism, the paranoid, authoritarian belief that your political opponents are illegitimate and even though trump himself might be on his way out, the deep rot that his rise has exposed within our political system isnt going anywhere any time soon, and we cant pretend otherwise. It runs through the veins of the Republican Party, which is why trump was thoroughly and overwhelmingly repudiated. Joe biden and Kamala Harris won the most votes for any president ial ticket ever, and by one of the largest margins in recent history theyre on pace to potentially win over 300 electoral votes meanwhile, trump is the only president in history to be impeached, lose the popular vote, and be denied a second term hes gonna be the answer to a trivia question for the rest of his life. Oh man, i know this one the guy used to his name was on buildings ayour honor, you know, golf guy. Ah, i knew i shouldnt have gotten stoned before trivia night. Again, trump is not unique for example, last night, he retweeted a clip from fox news in which ken starr, the special prosecutor from the clinton impeachment, suggested that counting votes was itself illegal. To every vote may be a crime. It may even be a crime under federal law. Its definitely a crime under state law, if that is, heres the key word, an illegal ballot. And thats why you see and its shameful that Vice President bidens people and the Vice President himself are saying count every vote and selling a lot of tshirts. Seth okay, putting aside Everything Else for a second, youre mad that theyre selling tshirts all trump does is sell and advertise trumpbranded products the entire Trump Campaign is like the merch table outside a concert. They have hats, shirts, cups, flags. Theres even an official trumppence pet leash, which just seems way too on the nose mr. President , i would prefer if we didnt have the leash on the website. Oh, you know, i hear you mike, and im gonna take that under consideration right after you fetch this [ bleep ] ball for me. But i appreciate ken starr revealing the ideological core of the Republican Party, their fundamental belief that counting every vote is a crime. They believe the democratic process is illegitimate. Thats why theyre manufacturing deranged fantasies of systematic voter fraud without evidence even when pressed for evidence, they cant provide any i know this city has a sad history of voter fraud after all, joe frazier is still voting here. Kind of hard since he died five years ago, but joe continues to vote. If i recall correctly joe was a republican so maybe i shouldnt complain, but we should go see if joe is voting republican or democrat now from the grave. In philadelphia, they keeps the votes of dead people secret. Seth any time rudy does a press conference, i half expect him to be trailed by an i. V. Stand and a nurse holding a little cup full of pills and one of these days, hes gonna be interrupted halfway through by an orderly yelling, rudy, there you are free time is over. Its lights out at 8 00, rudy. Im making some very good points can i finish my very theyre very good points. It gets crazier, though, because thats the same press conference where rudy found out the networks had all called the race for trump, and this was his response who was it called by . All of networks all the oh my goodness all the networks wow all the networks seth you know rudy doesnt think its official until its called by the texaco star theater. Sounds like hes on the phone with time warner customer service. All right sir, we have several packages available, which channels would you like . All the networks seth but by far the best thing about this press conference was not what rudy said, but where he said it it brings us to the absolutely top part of the weekend. Honestly, it was almost as good as trump losing. You see, the way we found out about this press conference was when trump tweeted, lawyers News Conference four seasons, philadelphia, 11 00 a. M. And then he deleted that tweet and followed up with another that said, Big Press Conference today in philadelphia at four seasons total landscaping, 11 30 a. M. so everyone thought they were holding a press conference at the upscale Four Seasons Hotel, and it turned out they were holding it at a Landscaping Company called four seasons total landscaping. And the hotel itself announced that they had no connection to either trump or the Landscaping Company. Its like if trump announced he was holding a big rally at the lincoln memorial, deleted it, then announced he was holding a big rally at a lincoln dealership so, how did this absolutely incredible moment in history happen the trump team was reportedly looking for a friendly part of town to hold the press conference where they wouldnt get drowned out by biden supporters but, according to the new york times, aides told the president on saturday morning their intended location for the News Conference and he misunderstood, assuming it was an upscale hotel. But i think it was even dumber i think trump said, do it at the four seasons, and one of his chuckleheaded henchmen just glanced at the philly phonebook and saw four seasons, dialed the number before he saw total landscaping. And they just rolled with it, because nobody can admit a mistake in that fakemacho basement cult. Its just the best he thought he was getting a fancy hotel, and instead he got a Landscaping Company. Something tells me this isnt the first time this has happened to rudy. If youve ever seen him sleeping in a courtyard, its because he thought he was booking a room at courtyard by marriott. These benches are so comfortable whens the Turnover Service . Plus they have all the networks. And it just keeps Getting Better once you learn what else was near the Landscaping Company again, this is where the president s lawyer held an official press conference falsely alleging a scheme of widescale voter fraud in order to undermine an election originally, the president billed this as taking place at the Four Seasons Hotel in downtown philadelphia, but it actually ended up being held in the back of four seasons total landscaping, no relation to the hotel. Very far from the center of philadelphia next to fantasy island adult books, across from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center seth thats right, they held a press conference at a Landscaping Company next to an adult bookstore and a Cremation Center so, it was one stop shopping for rudy this is great i can get my hedges trimmed, pick up a porno mag, and then get cremated i cant wait to pick out my urn the only thing missing from this scene was a store called, metaphors r us. Such a fitting way for the Trump Presidency to end. They tried to stage a deranged press conference to undermine our democracy, and it ended in a humiliating spectacle brought on by their own incompetence. Five years ago, this whole nightmare started in a golden tower in manhattan, now its ending at a Landscaping Company in philadelphia. And yet, rudy is not an outlier. Today, Senate Majority leader, Mitch Mcconnell refused to accept the outcome of the election as well despite the clear results with no evidence of fraud whatsoever, the president and virtually the entire Republican Party are engaged in an attempt to delegitimize the election and blow up our democracy. Clearly, the deep rot in our political system and in the conservative movement exposed by trumps rise is not going away any time soon. He is not unique, and fixing that will require bold, systemic change so, well be watching on this network, and on all the networks seth this has been a closer look. [ train whistle seth well be right back with john legend. Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. So, what should we do today . Wow. Can we get some sun . Uh, mom . Can we go to the beach . beep beep beep should we just go see a movie . Yes im always up for a good movie. Go rogue in the allnew, fiercely reimagined nissan rogue. 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Yes, you got it woo already got my 40,000 steps today. Can i get a what what no pain, no gain haha. Its geico easy. With fast and convenient claims service. Look how fast im running good boy, chester. Seth sitting in the 8g band this week, hes the long running drummer with the lion king on broadway check out his new educational website at cartermcclean. Com, as well as his instagram for more information Carter Mcclean is here, everybody. Welcome back, carter our first guest tonight, is an academy, emmy, grammy and Tony Awardwinning musician his new album bigger love is on sale now, and hes currently serving as a coach on this season of the voice, which aires mondays and tuesdays right here on nbc. Please welcome back to the show, john legend. How are you, john . Hey, seth good to see you. Seth good to see you as well obviously, a lot of people were celebrating this weekend you guys made it a Family Affair in los angeles yes, we did we were feeling the Energy Around us and seeing on social media so many people out honking their horns and celebrating, and we are like lets get out of the house. Lets go and interact with the people so we went out to West Hollywood, santa monica boulevard, and there was an impromptu dance party happening, and we just drove through for a little bit and celebrated with the crowd. Seth we actually have a short video here here you are with the family [ cheering ] seth it should be noted, to a lot of voters in america that is what West Hollywood always looks like [ light laughter ] yes thats a fair thats a fair approximation. [ laughter ] but, it was really nice to celebrate with everybody seth thats great. I want to ask as well, about the voice. Its very exciting to have another season going hows it been for you so far its been so good you know, this is our first season in the covid environment where we were able to go back to the studio and with all of these new protocols, tape the show, but the talent hasnt changed a bit. In fact, ive said that this years blind auditions were the best group of singers that weve have had since ive been on the show, which this is my Fourth Season so, im really impressed with the artists that were able to work with, and i think were putting on a really great show for the country. Seth it is so exciting to watch any kind of Live Performance these days and the show has done such a good job of grabbing that. Of course, there are really strong Covid Protocols in place. We talked to gwen about how she used a tshirt cannon to shoot tshirts to her team you took a different approach. You cant quite tell what were talking about with this picture there, but this closeup really brings home how creepy that is was that your idea i took a substantially interior approach to it. [ laughter ] the voice producer suggested i use a rubber hand to reach out and shake everyones hand, and you can see how creepy it looks. [ laughter ] and, i make fun of myself and my glove for the entire season, and deservedly so. [ laughter ] seth you i know you have new music. You have a new album yes seth obviously, youre not alone in being a performer who hasnt been able to get out and do live shows. Are you hopeful youll be able to do that soon . And how badly have you missed it well, with the good news about the vaccine today, im hopeful that the world can get back to normal by the middle of next year. We have a tour scheduled for august we postponed it from this years august to next years august so, well see if its able to happen, but i think the news about the vaccine makes that a little more possible seth youre doing a song for us tonight later in the show called wild. What was the inspiration behind that song . Well, its a song about being in love, and being passionate. And the video, of course, featured my wife and our family, and its a really powerful song. Also features the great gary clark jr. On guitar hes not on our performance tonight, but hes on the album version. And i its really one of my favorite songs on the album. One of chrissys favorites and hopefully everyone loves it tonight. Seth i want to end that you were in philly with your family, again, supporting the night before the election, so before he was president elect yes seth was that a special night . Did you enjoy being there supporting it was so special we wanted to be there to help. We knew that pennsylvania was going to be close, and we knew that if we could drive up turnout in philadelphia and the surrounding areas, that joe biden would have a chance to win. And philly came through, pennsylvania came through, other states around the country came through. And were very, very excited that joe biden is the president elect of the country we need someone with his leadership skills, his empathy, his intelligence, his team we think its going to be much better for the country seth well, im neither here nor there on it, because im not political. [ laughter ] clearly absolutely neutral [ laughter ] seth hey, thank you so much for being here and thank you, as well, for doing the song for us. We cant wait to see it. Its always a pleasure to see you. Love your family thank you, seth great to see you too seth bigger love is out now, and the voice airs mondays and tuesdays right here on nbc well be right back with sarah cooper behold the new icingglazed apple fritter. 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I dont even hey, when youre a star, they let you do it [ laughter ] you just kiss. You just you can do anything. Seth please welcome to the show, sarah cooper how are you, sarah im good. That was some good editing there. Cut it off right before the big line [ laughter ] seth oh, no. Well make sure we get it. Well get it in for the rerun. Hey, its so nice to meet you. I, like many people, was introduced to you via these videos you made where you lipsync donald trump and in a way that i think presented the words that he was saying in a way that we werent used to seeing and really laid bare how little sense he made when did you realize that this was an effective way to present him and what he was saying um, i think i realized that after people started sharing them, and getting really excited about them, and the news media was really getting into them, because for them, they have to be impartial and so this was a really distinct way of showing how empty his words were without having to do any, like, editorializing and so, that is when it hit that it was newsworthy as well as entertaining and funny and i think people just really enjoy being able to laugh without having to see his face and that was kind of the big difference between what i do and what most, sort of, impressionists do. And i dont really call it an impression, but i think when that video where he was talking about injecting, you know, lysol into his veins went viral, i realized that people were really excited to see trumps words come out of my mouth for some reason seth with that said, a lot of people wonder, not just about someone like you, but someone like me, they would ask are you disappointed that he lost the election is it safe to say that is as not true for you as it is for me i am so happy im so happy, but im more relieved than anything else because, to be honest, tuesday, it wasnt looking good for democrats and i was looking at my videos and i was like, if he wins, these wont be funny any more if he was actually able to escape everything that weve tried to get rid of him, including me with these videos trying to point out to everyone how he was completely incompetent, then these videos would just be sad. But now that hes lost, they are even more hysterical so im very relieved for that. Seth they will have a far longer shelf life, i agree you have ive noticed you mentioned that he has blocked you on twitter i assume yeah. Seth i assume the president blocked you on twitter because of the videos, but it actually predated that . Yep in 2017, i responded to one of his tweets i was one of the angry ones responding to all of his tweets. I said that he was unfit for office and he blocked me and he has still blocked me to this day i checked just today and im still blocked. Its very sad. He is very fragile, very sensitive man. I cant imagine what he is going on through right now, but i think, you know, do you remember that time when someone accidentally deleted his twitter account for like a few hours seth yeah. We need to bring that guy back lets just it just need to go he needs to stop tweeting. I know he would love to continue, but we need to move on we have to move on we have to move on, seth seth yes i think it seems like he is more than ready to move on. He seems to be taking it very well yeah. Seth i want to ask about this as well, that some trump fans in watching your videos may be responded more positively than you would have thought. Yeah. I mean, at first, i was like, maybe they dont realize im making fun of him . You know, maybe they are watching this and they are like, oh, a black woman who likes trump . Maybe im not racist after all, you know and i would get comments like, i love trump, but this is hysterical, and so im like, what are you laughing at . But now i think its just, you can enjoy them on multiple levels on one level, you see, like, the satire and the irony of what is happening and another level, its just, like, bizarre to see his voice coming out of my mouth and the facial expressions i make, so im okay with it now ive come to accept it, especially since he lost im okay with it if he had won and then people had pointed to me, like, oh, maybe she helped him with these videos, then i would have been i would have been distraught seth you i want to talk about the netflix special as well you have a ton of great guest stars. Helen mirren, as we saw in the clip, and jon hamm natasha directed it. And fred armisen as well, our band leader. And you were is it true that you were excited to be working with fred . I was super excited i met fred, like, seven years ago at a southbysouthwest panel. I took a picture with him afterwards and i i was just like a huge fan of his and when i was working with natasha lyonne, who was director of the special she was texting me, she said freds here and fred, you know, read some of the stuff and he likes it. And i was like, oh, my god, fred armisen is reading this and hes liking it this and its incredible. And then natasha said, fred thinks that you dont know who he is. And i said, what . Yeah apparently, he truly believed that i didnt know who he was. And so i was able to send this picture as proof that i knew exactly who he was seth there you go. Theres a yeah. I even got his glasses i mean, i was a big fan. I even used to i didnt tell him this, so i hope he is not watching this, but i used to own the domain fredarmisenfans. Com [ laughter ] seth im assuming you flipped that for a pretty penny . I mean, i was hoping fred would come back at some point and be like, i need this domain, sarah. [ laughter ] ill give you a Million Dollars for it, but it never happened it just never happened seth well, now he knows its out there. By the way, that really is a story. And fred, i do hope youre watching thats a story about fred being very needy [ laughter ] is it i thought it was humility. Is he neediness . Seth no, its like, i dont think she knows who i am . [ laughter ] come on, fred. Fred okay, fred, you fooled me seth youve had a really i mean, its been a crazy year for a lot of people, but your year has had a lot of very positive things that maybe would have been hard to predict at the beginning of the year. You guest hosted for jimmy kimmel you appeared at the dnc. Were you able to take stock and appreciate the year you were having as it was happening no, i wasnt. [ laughter ] it was it just, you know, this year has been so emotionally draining that i feel like i was experiencing all of these emotions and i just didnt have time to process them. Like, it just hit me that i was in bed with jon hamm like, i it still hasnt even really hit me yet that that actually happened. And i think in a year, maybe it will hit me again. But it will its just so strange, because, you know, yes, a lot has changed but, at the same time, im still just, you know, at home working from home. You know, im doing all of these interviews from home, like, so a lot has changed, but nothing has changed. Its been its really weird but everyone is telling me to really enjoy this moment so im trying to enjoy this moment, but at the same time everything feels very surreal seth well, we certainly enjoyed having you here. Congratulations and everything its been great to speak to you and great to meet you. Thank you so much, seth it was awesome meeting you and i have seth meyers fans too. Seth thats the one freds going to want to buy [ laughter ] everything fine is streaming on netflix we will be right back with more late night. 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Seth performing wild off his fantastic album bigger love, here is john legend i just bought a new car one where th top goes dow so we can see the stars i wanna take you so far out past the saturn ring and into my hear i wanna drive wild wild wil i wanna love for miles and mile we could go slow we dont need to rush ill take the whee make you feel every touc i wanna drive you wild wild wild yeah lay on the passengers side tell me how fast you wan well get there tonight oooh fire you set me on fire i swear youre the only on id take on this ride i wanna drive you wild wild wild i wanna love you for miles and miles yes we can go slo we dont need to rus ill take the whee make you feel every touch i wanna drive you wild wild wild yea ohh yeah just wanna love you wanna touch you wanna drive yo wild wild wild oh wanna love you wanna touch you i wanna driv wild wild wild and i wanna love you for miles and miles we can go slow we dont need to rus ill take the wheel make you feel every touch i wanna drive yo wild wild wild yeah i wanna drive you wild wild wil i wanna drive yo wild wild wild seth my thanks to john legend. His album bigger love is out now. Well be right back. Humira patients,. This ones for you. You inspired us to make your humira experience even better. With humira citratefree. It has the same effectiveness you know and trust, but we removed the citrate buffers, theres less liquid, and a thinner needle. With less pain immediately following injection. Ask your doctor about humira citratefree. And you can use your copay card to pay as little as 5 a month. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections. Serious and sometimes fatal infections,. Including tuberculosis, and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened,. As have blood, liver, and nervous system problems,. Serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common. And if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections,. Or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. 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