Also Kelly Clarkson, oh, my gosh she hosts her own talk show, shes doing it from home shes on the voice. And she has a new song out right now in five different languages. Feedingamerica. Org is her charity. We love Kelly Clarkson and then were closing out the jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody show with Michael Mcdonald, she is funny, she is talented, whos going to do one of his classics, and a song i think she is a fivetime number one New York Times bestselling fits perfectly for quarantine time right now author, and she has a very big spot in her heart for new jersey whyhungary. Org is his charity. We love you, Michael Mcdonald. Were going to talk to her about that tonight we love you heres the very cool chelsea handler. We started this yesterday, chelsea handler, thank you so much for coming on our show. Guys, but our friends over at tmobile really stepped it up. We appreciate it theyre doing a thing with and i know all your fans appreciate it too. Girls and boys club so that frontline and Health Care Workers get some child care while during this time right there. Because this is a some tough times. Where are you and how are you . Im in my room in los angeles, california. Im doing fine so if you text thanks to 50555, you will it will be im im happy to stay home and do my part a 5 donation going right into boys and girls club for the special covid19 relief fund and yeah, how are you doing . You look cute. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you so much. Come on. Oh my gosh im doing im doing great, you know im just trying to like figure and tmobile said they will this whole thing out match up to 400,000 in you know, were with the kids in the quarantine. Are you are you with family now . Some thank you. Are you by yourself . And it could be any carrier, by the way. Doesnt have to be tmobile. If you have whatever, just text thanks to 50555, and itll be well what happened was the first two weeks i great. Quarantined by myself. As did my sister and her three kids and i really dove into the franny, you cozy first two weeks of the quarantine yeah, yeah. Jimmy you cozy i was like, oh, spring break, i guess, you know . Im going to put on my blanket and like im home alone, im not allowed to talk to anyone, im going to go under like, you dont have to tell me twice. Jimmy do you have a blue [ light laughter ] tongue so i really im coming out with a blanket jimmy let me see your tongue well, i dont know now, but it [ laughter ] was planned on dark, light dark, light. So i had an exorbitant amount jimmy what is going on of sampling at my house. Dark, light jimmy where did you go dark, light dark, light. Jimmy dark and light and i just went head first into okay, very good. That, and i was like, hey, its time to party, you know long day of home schooling what i mean . Lets do a monologue, everybody. Here we go all right, ready for the and i love my own company so it monologue . Was not a problem. You going to laugh and i was i was having this is the a great time jimmy oh, my god what is this character and then, i kind of overdid it you dont smile like that. Like i had a big supply of those breakfast number ones [ laughter ] thats how you smile, by not smiling . Oh, my goodness. All right. Jimmy oh, no welcome to the tonight show. And with the cannabis and the eating, i was going to my refrigerator like every 15 i oh, by the way, i will say, was like, i better eat again now, its been 15 minutes. Dude perfect is on the show [ light laughter ] tonight. Were going to do something fun jimmy that was the plan. With those guys. We love dude perfect and then, i had to set an thank you for that alarm on my phone, and i was and before we do the monologue, like, you cant go into the refrigerator for three hours. I just want to thank my wife who i love so much i could not do any of this without you. Youre the greatest. And then, if i do now, i had to i love you too. Set an alarm on my fridge. Jimmy i love you so much if i open the refrigerator my wife whos not before the three hours is up, no. Jimmy number one with technology an alarm goes off and it alerts the Los Angeles Police department shes you know, its not on [ light laughter ] her list of things that she wants to get into. Anyways, she was trying to help me out because were doing a a bit for this giant relief concert thats happening this saturday jimmy are you doing a lot of zooming zooming is not i mean, i know you and i are zooming, is this zoom that were on right now . And so i wanted to see if i can get an earpiece. Jimmy this is yeah, this is zoom, yeah, yeah, yeah. I cant read. But i dont love to. And so nancy thought maybe if i i dont like to i mean, i like to communicate like this painted the air my airpod for you because i love you, but i mean, ive been doing meetings on zoom but theyre really annoying. Brown, that it would it would blend in with my ear, thinking that it goes up into my hair but airpods go down. You know, people are talking over each other, interrupting each other, faces get blurry so she goes, oh, that didnt work. So then she painted it and then and now, Everyone Wants zoom happy hours and she wanted it painted skin cocktails and i just dont color. So these are my airpods. Jimmy yeah, i heard that this is what they look like yeah, i just tell people, i now. Dont get a good signal. So no one can tell that im wearing an airpod. Jimmy now theyre going to see the show and realize you do so thank you, honey. Have a good signal you are like can you tell yeah, but thats not my problem, you know what i mean . That im wearing an earpiece, winnie [ light laughter ] im just going to stick to my story and just keep going with yeah. That jimmy what not my problem jimmy are you a are you its right there. Not a facetimer . Where are you a facetimer . Jimmy yeah, thank you. Where is it i find facetiming intrusive and quite honestly offensive jimmy where is it . Oh. Jimmy no, i dont see it you know, if you dont have children, theres really no jimmy all right, guys. Reason to be talking that way, i dont find, like, i dont welcome to the tonight show want if somebody calls and its a facetime, i dont i at home edition. Well, guys, this is very just hit decline interesting. Satellite photos show that the but you know, i didnt have earth has been thriving since children for a reason and it was because i dont like to facetime people have had to stay inside damn, its like we broke up with earth and now its coming [ laughter ] back with its revenge body jimmy but now, you have kids around the house, your sister has kids, right yeah, after my sister like some sports news heard about my first two weeks, the pga tour announced that like my sisters ones in new jersey, and one was in golf will return in june but san francisco, and they were under a deep quarantine. Without any fans and after they heard about how i know ill be watching. I was conducting myself for two mostly to hear all the caddies sing happy birthday twice weeks, my memories were all while using thba blending you know, your days blend together, and your Attention Span starts to go, youre like too bored to even watch tv of course, people who love to gamble on sports are also sometimes. Thrilled, but they were also are like, hey, how much you want to bet it gets pushed back you turn it on, youre like to july . After that, my sisters like, you need a supervisor, like were gonna come down there and supervise you, make sure youre not going to lose it. I read that facebook will start and shes like, you need to so today is National Librarian alerting users if theyve day. An interacted with coronavirus misinformation get into a rhythm. Yeah and she wasnt wrong so my family came down so now, i have a full house of apparently, they send you kids and like all the bedrooms a message that says, youve are full and theres clothes signed into facebook. Everywhere, its like what my listen to this, the ceo of the house would be like if i had company that makes call of duty and world of warcraft had a family its fun give out his personal phone number to 10,000 employees to help them through the pandemic [ light laughter ] when i heard that, i was so jimmy are you are you watching them home school, are inspired you helping them home school thats why today i gave all my employees that ceos phone no, no, i dont want to ever i mean, thats another number as well reason i mean, whats happening right now with all of our friends, you guys im sure too, you and experts are saying although nancy, having to home school its difficult, you should try people is kind of like, you know thats like my home to consume healthy, moodboosting foods instead of school a child is kind of like my Worst Nightmare comfort food im trying my best, thats why for lunch i stuck a walnut inside my tray of totinos pizza rolls. And i guess intuitively, i maybe had known something this big was going to happen, because i always in the back of my mind when i thought about children im like, i just dont want to have to be alone you get the surprising nut with them for long periods of roll time. And so i now im looking some tv news earlier tonight, abc aired its back at a lot of the decisions special called the disney i made as an adult woman and family sing along. Yeah and this makes sense, especially when it was sponsored by excedrin, advil im pretty solid and jack daniels i feel pretty solid, like, in my decisionmaking [ laughter ] jimmy yeah i dont have a husband thats driving me up a wall. I heard about a man in michigan its my family so i can tell them to shut up or i can go to who broke a record for the most my room when im annoyed shots from behind the backboard and i dont have any children in one minute. That i have to home school and if you missed it, dont worry, espn will be airing it on a loop for an entire week so somebodys hitting it out of the park and finally, i read about [ light laughter ] a couple that named their baby jimmy i saw somewhere that sanitizer because of the pandemic youre going to do a a commencement speech for graduates just on its on iheart radio in a few years, hell be in preschool with sourdough, zoom potato and joe exotic jr yes are you doing one . That is our monologue, everybody. Jimmy yeah, i think i want thank you very much. To do one, too it is time for hashtags but did you graduate from college . Jimmy i kind of i got my doctorate. I got my degree. They gave one. Im a doctor jimmy all right, its time for hashtags, everybody. We send out a hashtag every so you didnt graduate. Week on the socials and we ask im more of a doctor than youll ever be, because im a pharmacist so, you didnt graduate from college, but you got an you guys to respond back so our theme this time is quarantineatvshow Honorary Degree because youre a celebrity, right and my example was, the jimmy well, no, my major facemasked singer. Was communications and i think im communicating pretty well. There you go yeah, youre right. I didnt go to college either, by the way, i didnt even get accepted anywhere. Can you hold that . All right, here we go. So, because i didnt apply that was the first one here. All right. So lets start off, these are but i didnt think that was the hashtags quarantineatvshow right avenue for me, which is more of a reason i would love doing a commencement speech. This one is from katie oh, from kattfunny. Because if you can be successful without going to she said, Everybody Loves college, im sure you can impart some wisdom on people ramen. Who have been to college [ laughter ] jimmy yeah here you go. I heard though that you had a crush on our boyfriend, andrew cuomo this ones from kyleshamorian jimmy dude, everyone does, right . Oh, yeah i think hes fantastic he put baking bad. I mean, its just like we are in we are you know, competence has become such an aphrodisiac, you know . Its probably a banana bread reference. You want to hold this one . Yeah. Jimmy thank you. In the state of affairs that were in, you see somebody who no. Me can explain things with pie graphs and charts in a simple, jimmy its all right like, you know, factual way and you got the next one youre just so i mean, im so turned on by him. This ones from bmwjenn bmwjenn wrote, home school musical. Id watch that im so turned on by the leadership, you know get efron on the phone im so turned on by somebody whos confident and can just all right, this ones from doublesamfarms. Oh, doublesamfarms. Shows you whats happening without his personal opinion intersecting, you know, all of those thoughts they put, this is us doing nothing. And i i i have feelings for him now, and but i know thats quarantineatvshow. My pattern you want that one . Yay i have feelings for andrew cuomo jimmy this one is from i wrote a piece about it for all right, hold on this ones from vogue. Com, but, i mean, everybody does that ones for me everybodys kind of on the same page with me, you know jimmy i like this one, law and order a pizza. Jimmy well, hes single. Would you would you ever date andrew cuomo . Thats good. The thing is, yes, i would date him here all right, unicorn ive been looking into his unicorn, sit down. Background unicorn, sit down [ laughter ] hes mentioned fishing a lot and hes mentioned muscle cars a lot. Being from new jersey, like, jimmy this one is from im trying to get away from sandyleetv. That stuff, you know what i mean she wrote, zoeys its too a little, like, too extraordinary grocery list. Close to home. Jimmy yeah, yeah and theres not enough cannabis in the world thats ever gonna allow me to go that ones for me fishing. [ laughter jimmy there you go this one is from taradublinrocks i love this one, jimmy oh, yeah well, i mean, you get around quarantineatv those things i mean, well see what happens. She put, joanie loves fauci. I mean, i had a big crush on Robert Mueller for a long time [ laughter ] during that investigation. Joanie loves fauci, come on, i developed strong sexual feelings for him too, so i know my pattern thats great this last ones from oh, no theres a couple more left and when he disappointed me and that investigation didnt come this ones from carynsue, to fruition in the way that i had imagined, id been you quarantineatv know, id been kind of smarting from that for a few months she put, inlander. Oh, yeah, thats the end of outlander. Its inlander. So its nice for a new man to come into my life. This ones from chrisoshow. I like this one. But i know once this disaster starts to abate and new york citys back on the rise and people are getting, you know, back into, you know, he put, quaranteenage mutant into the world and our economy ninja turtles. You got that one here you go. And everything starts to become healthy again and we can all mourn for all the people weve lost in a proper way, i feel yay like my feelings for andrew cuomo will also start to jimmy this last one is from abate because thats how i am. carolyncaroline yeah, thats the one. Jimmy okay she wrote, of course, family feud. There you go right there that was our hashtags, everybody, right there well be right back with more im attracted to somebody in the moment of them fixing tonight show. Something. And then when its over im give it to me jimmy come on back like, who where is someone else . We have chelsea handler, Kelly Clarkson, Michael Mcdonald, dude perfect jimmy really, thats the come on back way you work dont make me very mad and i know we ask everyone that comes on our show to pick never play with you. A charity. [ laughter ] and again, thank you for coming on, but your charity is the new Jersey Pandemic Relief Fund this is right there newjerseypandemicrelieffund. Org. What does jersey mean to you well im with my girl Whitney Houston whos from new jersey, too. So were representing. New jersey girls well new jerseys strong, just like new york is tough, you know, and im proud to be from new jersey im also proud to have left new jersey but im proud to be involved in the new Jersey Pandemic Relief Fund and theyre providing, you know, ppe for all the frontline workers. Keep it clean with the roomba robot vacuum. And this is just a time for all of us to say yes to everything that we can, you know. To any organization, and to only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber getting i mean, these medical workers, the courage that theyve shown us is basically, you know, brushes to clean all your floors. Demonstrating what it is to people who do not work in the medical community, what it is to be a hero and with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. And we have a lot of heroes. And i want to be and it is so its a beautiful thing to see. And it makes me want to just be better and it makes me want to do more. You know, i want to show up for them in the way that theyve shown up for us. Jimmy yeah youre also going to be part of the jersey for jersey event thats going to air next wednesday, april 22nd, at way more than you think. Check out this game. 7 00 p. M yes. Galaxy 5g means you will beat your friends what if i want to show my friend this little guy . That is on apple music, apple tv calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. That is a bunch of new jerseys best all coming together to support wait a minute, are you bored . Obviously imagine a future where the best seats in the house are in your hand. Yeah, theres jon bon jovi, bruce springsteen, einstein is from new jersey. With galaxy 5g yelling its like being there. I heard hell be there [ laughter ] without being there. Edison, thomas edison, we have a lot of good people Jason Alexander from seinfeld. Jimmy thats perfect right there. You got the whole the whole gamut of people. Well, im so happy to see you, dad alright, lets get going . And happy to see your smile, and i cant wait to see you in person again, i really appreciate you doing this, buddy, and stay hero girl i ordered it for everyone. I think i have the exact amount. Safe, okay dad vo we got the biggest subaru to help bring our family together. Okay, you too bye, jimmy hero girl im just resting my eyes. Jimmy bye, pal dad vo even though were generations apart. Bye, chelsea limu emu doug hero girl older what a day. I just love those kids. avo male the threerow Subaru Ascent. Love. Its what makes a subaru a subaru. [ siren ] avo female get 0 apr financing for 63 months on the 2020 Subaru Ascent and other select models. Give me your hand i can save you. Lots of money with Liberty Mutual we customize your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Im jimmy dean, and only one like this any nicer. Ning a hearty, hefty, good tasting breakfast. With eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese and taters. And when you finish, you know you had something to eat. At petsmart were here for thatyou. Ike. With easy ways to shop online for everything your pet needs. Your bank can be virtually any place you are. Delivered directly to your door. You can deposit checks from here. And you can see your transactions and check your balance from here. 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Tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms, if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen, jimmy hey, guys. One of the best youtube or if youve had a vaccine, or plan to. Channels out there is dude perfect. Serious allergic reactions may occur. They just passed 15 million subscribers, so props to them. Five years is just crazy. And they have a documentary coming out on how this all see me. Started and all began. Ask your dermatologist about cosentyx. I wanted to check in with those guys and see how theyre handling the quarantine and see what theyre doing with their down time. Heres the guys from dude perfect. Jimmy dude perfect [moo] hey, guys. Youre welcome. Hows it going . Hey, jimmy. Jimmy im big fans of you breyers Natural Vanilla is made with 100 grade a guys, you guys are amazing milk and cream and only sustainably farmed vanilla. I want to hear about this documentary thing. When is that coming out . Better starts with breyers. Its coming out on may 11th were super excited about it tells ou what you guys have done, its just amazing, its impossible. How are you guys dealing with the quarantine everyone you guys hanging in there . Yeah, were doing good. I think theres been a massive spike in athome trick shots for sure so, just trying to do that you know, im not a huge reader but just trying to read books. [ light laughter ] jimmy no spoiling. Reading guy, but yeah were doing good weve done some trick shots with the kids at home, so were doing okay jimmy whats the trust shopping that you guys are talking about . I heard you have a video for me yeah, we got a video to show you. We decided to get our kids involved, do some trust shots. Kind of a staple from the trick shot video, so we can take a a look at that if you want to. Jimmy lets take a look. Heres some trust shots, dude perfect. How are we feeling, buster . Good. Are we ready to do a trust shot yeah. The firstever father son trust shot in dude perfect history . Yeah. We always do safety first, right . Okay. Okay. Okay can you say, this is the trust shot da trah tuck. Well subtitle it here we go hey we did it great job high five . Thumbs up . Love you, daddy i love you too, buddy high five. Good job whoo hey, jimmy. Hope youre doing great. For my trust shot ive decided to take party hats 58 million latinos live in the united states. Who needs those during quarantine if we all participate in the 2020 census, and instead, make red solo cup hats not a sponsor. We can ensure fair funding ive got twins so were going to see how this goes do not worry about the giraffe for our schools, libraries, hospitals, on the ground. And other public services. Hes fine. The census is safe, its confidential, can you wave to jimmy hi, crew and our community is counting on us to do our part. Can you wave to mr. Fallon . Yeah i got my little buddy crew we know who we are and how vibrant our community is. Im gonna throw a ball into the cup on his head. Hey, crew, smile for jimmy [ screaming lets make sure our nation knows it too. For more information, visit getcounted. Com, going to throw a ball and knock it off his head. And to participate, go to census. Gov. [ crying ] you want to listen to baby shark got it thanks, jimmy. [ crying ] hey, jimmy, whats going on, man . Babe, you have nothing to worry about. Time for a husbandwife trust shot here we go, babe [ cheers ] hey, ho thanks, jimmy this is hard. No, youre doing great. Say hi, jimmy. Hi, timmy whoo we made it clap [ applause ] say yay yay whoohoo can i watch tv now . Jimmy she is a a grammywinning superstar who yes, you can watch tv now has a new song out right now called i dare you in five high five, you get to go watch different languages. Tv were going to watch the tonight show. Yippee i get to catch up and zoom with Kelly Clarkson pound it, noggin, see ya nice jimmy Kelly Clarkson what up jimmy wow, you got some jimmy thank you so much for coming on our show really trustworthy kids there. Oh my gosh i miss you yes its good to see your face its good to see adults instead of children all the time jimmy would you ever let your kid try to shoot one off [ light laughter ] you . Jimmy all day long theres a reason that we typically do it the other way. Where are you . You look kind of montanay is that but im down for trying one the yes, were actually were cheating other the other direction we could try that out. It looks like im in a finished cabin, but this literally, like, has no flooring. Jimmy another round . Barry, you want to do a the walls arent finished. A trick shot like, its do a trick shot for jimmy . Jimmy thats poster board . Yeah. We didnt no you say, hey, mr. Jimmy hi, jimmy we didnt know we were going to be doing a show from here, so jimmy hi, buddy, nice to its, you know were like, see you, man making it happen this is barrett theres literally a giant, all right, we gonna go do it like, tarplike carpet, like hanging right here to block out jimmy hi, barrett. Yeah . Windows that have no drape okay, you got to get set up, and we got to tell mr. Jimmy what the trick shot is okay yeah, its just were making it happen, like you are in your house. All right. Here, you get i got some jimmy its awesome that balls for you right there. Youre doing that, by the way. Dont hold your breath on this one, jimmy. [ laughter ] trick shot thank you for doing your show trust shot. From there i know that you do kellyoke where you sing at the beginning its live of your shows, which is awesome. I love that you do that. Oh i dont even know if theres any other person that can do jimmy oh what you do. [ laughter ] you, james corden, theres a lot of yall jimmy no, no, no we got a Clayton Kershaw on our hands. Thats amazing. You like no you got the pipes, buddy. Hes a natural. Hes an ace. But i saw that youve been singing in the bathroom. Wow hey, the future generation [ laughter ] is secure. Were in a good that true . I got to tell you, like 30 balls in that basket, cause is that for acoustics . I did not see it going that well, because people way. Well, theres two reasons. One, yes jimmy oh my gosh, you are and i know that you sing, and awesome, buddy you know this. That was fantastic but a bathroom has pretty good acoustics if youre a capella. I want to see you challenge so i was like eh . A kid or have a you get involved in a trust shot and then secondly, were literally in the smallest house we as a whole family have lived in together. Jimmy oh, i oh no uhoh, what are you guys doing and theres nowhere to go here oh you guys yeah, i like the direction jimmy thats only place to jimmy would you guys like go to do a trust shot but the bathroom. [ light laughter ] yeah all right, winnie, franny, you go over here jimmy at one point, i was all right oops. Like, i think im just going to make my office and broadcasting be in the bathroom sorry [ laughter ] because thats the only place i can get away ohm my gosh jimmy you wanted one, you got one. Jimmy and then, you know, my kids still even once they sorry, were back. See me do that, they think its funny to come in and try to you guys thought that was funny . Open the door and come in. So its more of a game for them yeah. Yeah . So, i just keep moving around. Jimmy that was not funny oh, and if its not a kid, it was not its a dog barking, its a car pulling up, like a huge truck. All right. Uh all right, guys, say hi to say hi to everybody. Hi. Its always something. Hi jimmy well, i know that youre busy doing ury that kell jimmy all right. Hi [ laughter ] also just an amazing singer jimmy so we dont have we dont have any whos putting out new songs and hi [ laughter ] new music. This new song i dare you. Jimmy all right, all right yeah. Jimmy is beautiful, by the way. And what a great idea. All right. Very good, guys. Thank you hey, look. Jimmy was this your idea to come up with all this, and do it in different languages . [ laughter ] yeah, i grew up singing opera. Hi and i got to sing in like french and italian, latin, the latinbased languages, german, hi spanish. Jimmy all right. Try to hit the cup i got to sing in a bunch of you got to throw it real high different languages because of hey singing in opera all right [ applause ] jimmy good job oh, my gosh. Ds really cool games and so i thought i mean, when youre a kid you want to sing Whitney Houston, right . Congrats on everything, guys so it wasnt like i was like, congrats on the documentary. And i cant wait to see you guys in person yeah, opera. But now i think its beautiful yeah. And i thought it would be cool jimmy keep up the great one day if like in my career, work appreciate it. Appreciate it, jimmy. Thanks for having us on there was a song that was kind is your sanctuary. Of it kind of lent itself to that and before the pandemic like ive had this song this project, weve been working on for over a year. You know, i asked five other artists to do this thats why lincoln offers you the ability to purchase a new vehicle remotely with participating dealers. I had to do this is the kicker an effortless transaction i literally begged my label, all without leaving the comfort and safety of your home. And its not their fault, its just how it happened but i was like, please dont send me all these languages at once, to record at once. Thats the power of sanctuary. And i recorded all of them in four days. And for a little extra help, receive 0 apr financing [ light laughter ] and defer your first payment up to 120 days jimmy see, only you could end up doing this. Oh my god. On the purchase of a new lincoln. Did you i was like jimmy wow. I thought i was going to have a brain aneurysm one night. Around kitchens, counters and consoles. Because my brain i mean, ive never even spoken hebrew or arabic, you know . Favorite flavors for every way you gather. Jimmy the song is called i dare you. Yeah. Good gather. Jimmy but basically the only at target. Line is, i dare you to love. Mmhmm, yeah. Its basically, i dare you to love instead of fear confident financial plans, calming financial plans, instead of like especially i feel like were in a world before pandemic times i mean this song ironically is very complete financial plans. Fitting right now. Theyre all possible with a cfp® professional. But before pandemic times, you find yours at letsmakeaplan. Org. Know, it was its no secret like, as a nation, were super divided. As a world were getting even more divided and its so funny, because were so, like, technologically advanced theyre all possible with a cfp® professional. Say hi. Like youd think it would be the opposite it would be more about connection a pandemic has the possibility of bringing us together but anyway, so i thought this song would be cool to do in that sense and then all this happened in ways none of us would have been able to expect. And we were like, well, i guess well just keep the release date since were super connected now globally. Jimmy yeah its beautiful yeah. Jimmy its called i dare you. Im so small said the mole. Its out exactly today, right now its out yes said the boy, is there a song thats not your but you make a huge difference. Song that puts you in a good mood thats a go to . Do you have any well, speaking of bathroom songs, i love singing Aretha Franklin in the shower. Actually a specific song my husband probably hates it but i sing it all the time never loved a man by Aretha Franklin. Its a good one. Jimmy i dont know never loved a man. I never loved a man. Aretha franklin is one of my all times. Shes been on the show so many times. I miss her so much she was she used to call up if there was like if there was a funny, like, cooking segment, she called up just to talk to me and say, i loved that the strength test. Like leather, skin is stronger when its hydrated. That was a really good bit you did. Oh my gosh. Jimmy yeah, she was super cool, and like, loved the show one time i literally my friend sent me this thing, thats why dove men care bodywash has a unique hydrating and im sorry, somebody is formula to leave skin healthier and stronger. Trying to call me, sorry so one time i i sang at the inauguration and i had no idea, but last minute, james taylor was singing. And i had picked i had picked like my country tis of thee or something and he came in and said, oh, man, do you mind if i do that one and you do another, just because i have this thing with a guitar. And i was like, oh my god, you can have anything you want ill it might have been it was the same one aretha had done the previous inauguration. And i had no idea at that point. I just didnt remember jimmy yeah and i freaked out afterwards cause they were like, oh, you sang the one aretha did. And i was like, i did what and i freaked out, because i wasnt jimmy like, no, no, no, no i dont want to be compared i dont want to be compared to that thats like every time you sing a national anthem, everybody always talks about Whitney Houstons. And its like, can you not compare me to her . Like thats not fair jimmy i know, thats anyway and so anyway, but she ended up saying i literally i screen cast it, because somebody sent it to me they asked about the performance and she said it was magnificent. Jimmy see . You dont forget those things, right . When the legends literally, i cried. Like, not joking i was in a studio making a a record at the time and i bawled because i was like, im done. I have succeeded. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know if i i dont know that i never loved a man. Can you give me a little taste of that song yes youre no goo heartbreaker youre a liar an youre a cheat i dont know wh i let you do these things to me my friends keep sorry, somebody keeps interrupting us, sorry my friends keep telling me you aint no goo whoa but they don know bab that id leave you if i could it sounds real good in the shower im just saying. Jimmy oh my goodness, it sounds good not in the shower, thats fantastic thank you for doing that sorry, somebody keeps calling me im like, i never get calls. And im getting every call in this interview jimmy good, theyre probably watching the show im so popular, jimmy jimmy everyones everyone whos been nice enough to come on our show, we ask them if theres a charity or organization that theyre working with feedingamerica. Org yeah. Jimmy who are doing amazing, amazing stuff and i got to be i mean, you know from doing your show, but man. All the giving and all the kindness thats coming out of this kind of feels great to me but feeding america, them finally getting some attention of what theyre doing. Do you want to talk about them for a second yeah. I mean, first of all, its super cool that youre taking this time like in these zoom interviews ive been watching, its super cool that youre highlighting all these people that are really trying to, like, save lives and especially feeding america, to end hunger in general its a Great Organization, but especially now like theyre working with the governments, like separate governments in all the states. And theyre working to try and make sure that especially all the like over i think its like 20 something million kids without, you know, school lunch, they dont eat sometimes. And i was one of those kids that was poor and survived, you know, off those meals a lot of times. So its really cool that theyre working with all the individual governments and making sure that no ones going hungry, people can get to food and they can get there safely. And so its a really Great Organization in general. I just really like what theyre doing right now specifically too. So i thought everybody should if youre looking for, you know, somewhere to help and some way to help, theyre a good place to go jimmy Kelly Clarkson, we love you thank you for coming on our show i think your song i dare you is out in so many different languages that its amazing. I just thank you for doing this i know how busy you are. Youre such a hard worker. But we love you, buddy i cant wait to see you in person i have a challenge for you. Jimmy oh, you do [ laughter ] when i come on your show in person the next time, you have to sing one of the different languages of i dare you with me jimmy oh, my gosh. I just want to see it jimmy which do you want . You can pick. Theres five you have time right now. I just want, like, a verse its so hard, man. Jimmy it really is all right. Im going to start ill pick a ill do it for you. I will find a verse. Okay. Jimmy and im gonna master it and sing it back to you okay. Jimmy i love you, bud. Okay. I love you too stay safe, tell your family hello. Jimmy i will, you too. Ll galaxy really change . Way more than you think. Check out this game. Yes. Galaxy 5g means you will beat your friends what if i want to show my friend this little guy . Calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. Wait a minute, are you bored . Obviously imagine a future where the best seats in the house are in your hand. With galaxy 5g yelling its like being there. Without being there. Dont get mad. Get e trade, dawg. And i like to question your im yoevery move. N law. Like this left turn. Its the next one. You always drive this slow . How did you make someone i love . That must be why youre always so late. I do not speed. And thats saving me cash with drivewise. My son, he did say that you were the safe option. And thats the nicest thing you ever said to me. So get allstate. Stop bossing. Where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. This is my sons favorite color, you should try it. 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Now when you quibi with us, you get quibi on us. Only at tmobile. The worwhat . Emiere of trollswhat . Tour. [ gasps ] is now in your home. Pinky promise. A pinky promise. Dang. Jimmy welcome back, everybody. He is one of the most iconic voices in the music business performing a classic on my own, here is the great Michael Mcdonald hello, everybody. Jimmy, thank you for all you do, and welcome us into your home this last month and youre certainly a welcome sight in all of our homes. To those of you out there who may be alone during this pandemic, were thinking about you. And i dedicate this song to you, but i want you also to remember that although you may be alone right now, were all in this together, and there are better times ahead so many times said it was foreve said our lov would always be true something in my heart always kne id be lying her beside you on my own once again now one more time so many promise never should be spoken now i know what loving you cost now were up to talking divorc and we werent even married on my own once again now one more tim by myself no one said it was eas but it onc was so easy i believed in lov now here i stand i wonder why on my own once again now one more time by myself ive got to find out where i belong ive got to learn to be strong again i know i never lived my life alone by myself hey by myself step by step, were going to figure this out. Were gonna find a way through this. Were working really, really hard in hospitals, our nurses, our techs, all the docs. Its about staggering when people get sick so that the hospitals can cope. Were gonna go through an awful lot of these. All across puget sound, people have been stepping up and donating personal protective equipment. We stay at work. For you. You stay at home for us. Just know were all with you. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you doctors nurses. Jimmy hey, guys. Thank you so much for watching tonight show at home edition. I want to thank my guests tonight. Dont we, winnie we want to thank youre dancing. We want to thank chelsea handler. Thank you so much, chelsea we want to thank Kelly Clarkson we want to thank my man, Michael Mcdonald thank you, Michael Mcdonald. We want to thank tmobile for doing this text thanks to 50555 thank you, tmobile. This is awesome. Guys, we have an allnew show tomorrow thank you for watching wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Hit it ahh jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, john mulaney an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth give it up for fred armisen and the 8g band, everyone and welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . And of course by everybody, i mean the row of American Girl dolls that ive set up here in the attic. Blair liked that one during yesterdays Coronavirus Task force press conference, President Trump said that he knows the u. S. Is past the peak of a pandemic because he was quote, looking at graph and models. Or more likely, looking at graphs and thinking about models i wonder what Kathy Ireland is doing right now. Probably not wasting her time looking at a bunch of stupid graphs. According to a new poll, voters overwhelmingly want former Vice President joe biden to choose a running mate with governing experience said one man, i already told you, joe, no
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