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Guests kristen bell judd apatow, musical guest day brown, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1154 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello. [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy thats a hot crowd right there. Hot new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. Thank you for being here, everybody. Well today, most of the country was hit with snow, ice and record low temperatures. Yeah millions of americans woke up this morning, like, damn, this promotion for frozen 2 is nuts. [ laughter ] almost 70 of the country got hit with an arctic blast you know its cold when they start describing the weather with flavors of dentyne gum. [ laughter ] vanilla frost is hitting the tristate area. [ light laughter ] it was cold today. It was so cold, President Trump stayed warm by burning copies of don jr. s new book. You know what im saying [ laughter ] it was cold. Steve wow, thats cold jimmy it was so cold, Mitch Mcconnells chins were chattering all day long. [ chattering ] [ laughter ] well, its a good day to be inside because the new Disney Streaming Service Launched today. Yep. [ cheers ] disney is available and it features almost 500 movies. 500 movies, or as samuel l. Jackson calls it one year of work [ laughter ] thats right, disney started streaming at 12 01 a. M. And suffered a few technical problems yeah, when he heard about streaming problems at midnight, Bernie Sanders was like, been there, doing that. [ laughter ] but disney is pretty amazing. It features all the movies from marvel, star wars and pixar. And just to complete with netflix, it also features a thousand standup specials from disney characters youve never heard of steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, experts think disney could be the biggest threat to netflix yet. Right now, both streams services are racing to see who can raise the price a dollar each month without you noticing [ laughter ] seriously, you could tell netflix is worried instead of asking are you still watching, now it says, and where the hell do you think youre going . [ laughter ] but disney has so much content to choose from check this out yeah, look at that disney, pixar, marvel, star wars and National Geographic. Everyone was like, wait, how did National Geographic wind up sitting with all the cool kids . [ laughter ] its like a concert ad that says, come see john, paul, george and National Geographic. [ laughter ] disney officially launched their new streaming service, disney . And just a few weeks ago, apple launched their streaming Service Apple tv . Yeah, disney , apple tv , lots to keep up with. So all the steaming services joined together to put up this useful ad. Take a look at this. The future of streaming is here and weve never had so many Great Services to choose from. Now you can watch disney and apple tv and now introducing amazon prime thats amazon prime, plus hulu, but not hulu , got it . Good and if streamings a must, forget the fuss and sign up for hbo now. The h stands for plus. Try the bundle disappflix prime plus for just 4,000 euros a month plus tax, plus shipping plus, now call for a free month. Dial plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus plus [ cheers and applause jimmy people are really excited about it really excited about disney in fact, disney is the white houses only plan to distract trump from the impeachment hearings steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy yep, tomorrow on capitol hill, well hear impeachment testimony from u. S. Diplomat bill taylor and state Department Official george kent. Can we see them . They look like two high schoolteachers who say, this bell doesnt dismiss you i dismiss you. [ laughter ] i like these guys, mostly because if you blend them together, you get bill nye, the science guy. [ laughter and applause steve come on. Come on. Jimmy so republicans have a memo that outlines their four strategies to defend trump we actually got a copy and it just says, pull the fire alarm then repeat three times. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, to counter what people see on tv, i heard that Rudy Giuliani might launch his own podcast that will provide analysis of the impeachment hearings the podcast doesnt have a name yet. Although prosecutors are already calling it exhibit a. [ laughter ] i cant wait for rudys podcast. Itll be fun to hear him rant against the democrats, then take a 30 second break to read an ad for casper mattresses. [ light laughter ] stamps. Com i heard some tech news here i heard that instagram might get rid of likes as soon as next week. Yeah, no more likes. In response, people immediately stopped running marathons and having babies. [ laughter ] thank you. [ cheers and applause oh, and get this today we got a first look at the resigned sonic the hedgehog steve oh jimmy yeah, when the first trailer for the movie came out, fans hated how unrealistic sonic looked, so they redid the animation. Heres the old sonic on the left and new one on the right. Check it out fans are like, finally now thats a realistic blue talking hedgehog. [ laughter ] and finally i read that weed may soon be legal in new jersey [ cheers ] its Pretty Simple you smoke weed in new jersey, then you actually fuhgeddaboutit alright, we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a we have a great show thank you, roots thank you, guys, for being here thank you for watching we have a great show kristen bell is here steve wow [ cheers and applause jimmy i love kirsten bell. One of the funniest dudes out there, i love him. Judd apatow is here. Hes got a new film. Steve yeah, come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy stars Garry Shandling. And we got great music from danny brown, everybody steve oh jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause hey guys, quickly, i want to give a shoutout to our friends over at sesame street. They just celebrated their 50th anniversary over the weekend thats amazing [ cheers and applause 50 that is five decades of helping kids grow smarter, stronger and kinder they got a new special airing this sunday on pbs and its streaming now on hbo. And next month, theyll be receiving a Kennedy Center honor. First in history for a tv show so, congratulations, sesame street. Very good. [ cheers and applause you alright . You okay, buddy . What are you doing, sir . [ indiscernible you getting ready for the what [ laughter ] what are you doing youre scaring me. I didnt know what steve you thought he was gonna attack you jimmy no, i thought hes wearing a hat. Steve well, hes like, you know what, hes gotta jimmy i almost didnt recognize him. I thought you were going to get mugged or something. I dont know [ light laughter ] im looking out for you, dude. Steve oh, thanks, man. Jimmy anyways, congratulations to sesame street. Sesame street. [ cheers and applause what are you doing also, i want to mention this thing i did last weekend with [ laughter ] its weird, right . What was he doing . I dont know what hes doing [ laughter ] i was like i saw that in the corner of my eye im like steve dont know whats going on jimmy i thought i was gonna get stick em up steve theres a man in a a stocking cap jimmy oh, hey, i want to mention this thing i did last weekend with denis leary i love denis leary every year, he puts together the comics come home benefit in boston and he raises money for the Cam Neely Foundation which helps Cancer Patients and their families its a great thing they actually saved my dads life i couldnt make it this year but i skyped in. And i told denis id donate 10,000 on one condition. Hed have to put on a yankees tshirt with my name on the back and lip sync truth hurts by lizzo [ laughter ] so, here he is with the shirt right right here. Thats denis yeah, hes a good man. And then somebody in the audience offered 20,000 if they could have the shirt burned instead [ laughter and applause i love boston i absolutely love boston so much steve come on. Jimmy so anyways two firefighters from Worcester Fire Department showed up. Here they are right here and [ laughter ] here they are burning the shirt. [ cheers and applause oh, my gosh. He is hilarious. I love him so much i want to thank denis and everybody at comics come home. I love what you guys do. Im always happy to be part of it ill see you hopefully next year, hopefully. And, denis, im still donating 2,000. Thank you, buddy i appreciate it. [ applause ] no, no, ill do the whole ill do the whole thing. I love that guy. Im so excited, guys the nascar championship is there he is. [ light laughter ] i guess [ laughter ] how am i not supposed to see that steve no, hey, no, just forget it. Jimmy he just looks like he looks like a like an old timey crook or something [ laughter ] like someone like an old timey robber steve you dont worry about soda i got him. Hes good. Jimmy yeah, i know hes all right. I mean, it was concerning. I had no idea who he was [ laughter ] he can not be that cold indoors. He doesnt need to wear a hat. [ laughter ] im so excited steve why . Jimmy the nascar championship is this weekend im pumped i love nascar. You know whats weird, though, i never knew what nascar stood for. Steve really jimmy i guess ill never know what nascar stands for. Hey, jimmy, i think we can help you out with that jimmy oh steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy whats up, buddy its the championship four, everyone [ cheers and applause thats denny hamlin, kyle busch, martin truex jr. And kevin harvick. You know, we can help you out with finding out what nascar means jimmy really, you can help me out yeah. Jimmy all right. What does it what does it stand for . I think it stands for neal ate 17 cookies at recess. No, no, no, no, no. Thats not right thats not right its north and South Carolina are rowdy. No, no, no, no, no. It stands for National Association for spreading rat cats and rats cats and rats what . [ laughter ] cats and rats is that how no, no, no. Hey, no, all that is wrong. Its never ask santa claus about rudolph. [ laughter ] jimmy you know what . Thats exactly right thank you very much. I appreciate it, guys. Give it up for the nascar four, the championship four. [ cheers and applause well be right back with more the tonight show, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause when i think of what my imagination looks like. [laughs] i mean, wow. The surface is a tool that helps me realize beautiful ideas. Ohyes and its on rollback. So cool its a great price. Soundbar . So she can watch her cartoons in surround sound. And football. And football. With an incredible camera featuring night sight. paul the google pixel 4 has arrived at sprint its now so powerful it lets you capture the stars. So switch and lease a pixel 4 and get the second one for 0 mo. Wow for people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. 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[ cheers and applause when you wish upon a star makes no difference who yo are anything your hear desires will come to supercalifragil isticexpialidociou even though the soun of it is something quite atrocious if you say it loud enoug youll always soun precocious supercalifragil isticexpialidociou heigh ho heigh ho its off to work we go heigh ho heigh ho heigh ho heigh h look for the Bare Necessities [ cheers ] the simple bare necessitie forget about you worries and your strife under the sea [ cheers and applause under the sea darling its bette down where its wetter take it from me but, jimmy i wanna be wher the people are [ cheers and applause i wanna see wanna see em dancin Walking Around on those what do you call em . Oh, feet duh. Up where they wal up where they ru up where they stay all day in the sun wandering fre wish i could b part of that world a whole new world a new fantastic point of vie no one to tell us no or where to go or say wer only dreamin certain as the sun certain as the sun rising in the eas tale as old as tim song as old as rhyme beauty and the beast ah zabenya [ cheers and applause baba gee tee baba can you feel the lov tonight [ applause ] have you ever heard the wolf cry to th blue corn moon do you want to build a snowman [ laughter ] or aske the grinning bobca why he grins it doesnt have to be a snowman go away, jimmy. Okay bye [ cheers and applause jimmy, wait come here. Youve got a friend in me yeah youve go a friend in me you just remember what your old pal sai youve got a friend in me remember me [ laughter ] though i have t say goodbye remember me [ laughter ] dont let it make you cr see the line where the sky meets the sea [ cheers and applause and it calls me and no one knows how far it goe every days a little harder a i feel my power grow dont you know theres part of me that longs to g into the unknown [ cheers and applause into the unknow into the unknown jimmy, jimmy, jimmy let it go let it go [ cheers and applause cant hold it back anymore let it g let it go turn away and slam the doo i dont care what theyre going to sa let the storm rage o the cold never bothered me anyway [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, look at that come on i love that. Kristen bell everybody let it go let it go vo new command adjustables products can be repositioned up to 3 times so you can get it just right. Command. Do. No harm. And i wanted to ask you. 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It gives us time to do better research, and save this threatened species. Loyeah . I dont know. On you. I like it, i think. I mean i know nothing about sleds and then im just buying one like how am i supposed to know what a sled costs . So what did you pay . 7 pelts . Nooo. So high car horn shouldve used autotrader. Its the only one with kelley blue book. See the little ribbon . Lets you know the price is good. What a time to be alive laughs [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest stars as princess anna in the highly anticipated new movie frozen 2, which is in theaters november 22nd ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kristen bell [ cheers and applause jimmy hi, how are you . Oh. Jimmy welcome. Welcome back to the show thanks for doing the history of disney songs. That was so much fun. Jimmy it was too much. Yeah. Jimmy youre so talented oh, my gosh. Thanks. Jimmy you can sing, pal. Thanks, pal jimmy i want to talk about frozen 2. But also i we talked to your mom. And she sent us this photo im sorry jimmy i talked to your mom you talked to my mom . [ laughter ] jimmy i talked to your mom okay. Jimmy and i asked her for a photo of you okay. Jimmy she had me of you at disney or Something Like that oh. Jimmy and heres a picture of you as a little girl at disneyland yeah, killing it. [ audience aws ] jimmy this girl grew up to be a Disney Princess look at that pose i thought i owned disney even back then. [ laughter ] they just didnt know it yet jimmy how cool is that yeah. Jimmy that you grew up to be a Disney Princess. I was 15 in that photo. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] oh, my god you look so young at 15. But youre doing a show on disney . Yeah. Jimmy disney plu disney plus jimmy yeah, disney plu im keeping it in the family its called encore. It is jimmy talk to me about this listen, i think youll like it jimmy yeah heres what it is this is ive been proud of a lot of projects. This might be number one we take previous High School Musical theater cast and reunite them to put on their show in six days so obviously, thats very funny. And also, we have cast that are millennials. And we have casts that are baby boomers. So some people saw them each other five years ago some people saw each other 45 years ago and the one thing that unites us all, right, is that word high school. We all feel a little gross when you say it, right . [ laughter ] like were going to puke jimmy yeah cause its traumatic, but to shed the labels that you had in high school and sort of reintroduce yourself to people that you know. Its a little bit like time travel and its the most positive uplifting show and i watch it with my kids, weve seen all the cuts. And im so proud of it jimmy fascinating. Its called encore. Its called encore. Jimmy do people do people, like, hook up . [ laughter ] i jimmy i mean i i didnt hook up with anyone jimmy no, no, no i mean, almost like a relief well, yeah. I mean, there is like theres this beautiful aspect of theres this electricity when you see someone you havent seen in 20 years, whether you want to make amends to them or you need to Say Something that you didnt say and stick up for yourself or its like an unrequited love maybe you were lovers in high school and now your not, and youre both divorced. I dont know whats going to happen jimmy oh, see thats what im talking about. Watch the show. [ laughter ] jimmy lets talk about frozen 2. Lets do it jimmy it comes out november 22nd. Yeah. Jimmy what can everyone expect for this one . This one is a much bigger adventure than the first one i was really proud of the first one, because we talked about selflove and familial love when a lot of times, you just get to talk about romantic love but in this movie, we delve a little bit into romantic love and the thing i think im proudest of is the way that they represented kristoff. Like, the movie in the first one, its like two females its great but in the second movie, kristoff has a song that is going to blow your mind, sung by Jonathan Groff. Jimmy Jonathan Groff its called lost in the woods. And its about his big feelings for anna and little boys dont often see representations of other boys having really big loving feelings and theres a line in the song that says, you feel your feelings and your feelings are real. And weezer just did a cover of it and someone you might know is in the video [ light laughter ] jimmy you just winked. I did, yeah jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah it was something in my eye. But its me. It is me jimmy yeah, youre in it and he also has two lines that i love where he rescues anna at one point, and it is in the midst of battle, and he looks at her, and first thing he says is, im here. What do you need . He doesnt say, stand back, ive got this. And i was like, i stood up when i first saw it i was like, do you know how profound that line is . Jimmy yeah and then, in the end, anna apologizes for something and he says, its okay, my love its not fragile. [ audience aws ] jimmy wow. I know, right [ laughter ] jimmy i got to say, the what do you call it . The animation in this movie is something ive never seen anything like it so great, right jimmy get ready. Theyre going to win all sorts of oscars and whatever awards cause ive never the water the water is crazy looking. Jimmy its not like Little Mermaid cartoon waves. No. Jimmy it looks like a real ocean. Yeah, its terrifying jimmy its unbelievable. Amazing animation, and you just crush it thanks. Jimmy not only are you great at singing, but your voice acting is fantastic. Thanks. Those animators are really the unsung hero. And i would love to take a a minute just to say thank you to all of our animators. We have hundreds of people work on this movie. Jimmy its nuts, its unbelievable oh, theyre so good and theres like just one person that works on elsas braid. And then jimmy oh, really yeah. But, they also they have a lot of fun together. And when they show us the previs, like the previsual, when i have to rerecord a scene or slide a line in or something, what they show us often has tricks in it like when we watch the previs, first of all, were nude, okay jimmy no, thats not true. And were bald, 100 . Jimmy you mean the cartoons, the cartoons are the cartoons are. Jimmy okay, thanks [ laughter ] oh, im not nude [ laughter ] ive never done a cartoon, okay whatever you got to do, man. Whatever you got to do to get into character, go for it. No, no. Its a disney film the characters are nude. Jimmy yeah this doesnt sound any better jimmy no, it doesnt, yeah but theres like, theres just like white jimmy theres no nudity in this movie at all, by the way. Or grayish body parts no nudity. Im in so much trouble at this point. [ laughter ] disney people behind the scenes are like, whats she talking about . Jimmy no, no but were also bald jimmy yeah and jimmy because they havent done the animation they havent done the animation. And then, often times, like, i remember trying to slide one line into this intimate scene where elsa and i are sitting on the bed. And im like, its okay youll always have me, and the animators just put in [ raspberries jimmy oh, my god yes jimmy oh, come on. They put in toots theres been times where ive been like jumping from a cliff to cliff and i dont make it [ laughter ] and you just see jimmy theyre just playing with you waweewoo. [ laughter ] yeah, they have so much fun in there. Jimmy gosh, it must be amazing. What a cool thing to be part of do people come up to you like parents and go like, oh, my gosh will you take a picture with my kid . Like, youre anna. Yes yes, all the time. And heres one thing i do want to say this. If your kid is not 7yearsold yet, maybe skip it because ive been in so many awkward situations where the parent gets excited. And its like a 3yearold and theyre like, this is princess anna. And they just like shove a a 3yearold at me and then, im like, hi, how are you . Im anna. Wait, what and then they recognize it, but theres this dissidence. And they dont get it. Jimmy theyre like, what . Because theyre looking at like an old woman jimmy no [ laughter ] and theyre like, thats not anna shes 17, okay [ laughter ] and i just feel like they do not get it but at 7yearsold, they can understand that theres like a a voice actor. So prior to that, i would say skip the picture theyre fine without a picture jimmy wait till 7, and then do the picture then throw the 7yearolds at me. Jimmy it is such a cool movie. I loved it i watched it with my two girls and they loved it. And they were like, oh, my gosh, we want to go see it again. Im so proud of it. Jimmy youre fantastic in it i want to show everyone a clip heres kristen bell in frozen 2. Take a look. Did elsa seem weird to you . She seemed like elsa. Hmm [ clears throat that last word really seemed to throw her. What was it . I dont know [ clears throat i dont know no, no. But ah. Ice. Oh, come on. She couldnt act out ice i better go check on her thanks, honey. Love you [ door slams ] love you too. Its fine. Jimmy kristen bell, everybody. [ cheers and applause frozen 2 is in theaters november 22nd. Judd apatow joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Come on. [ cheers and applause hey your science project. Thanks, dad. Toyota. Lets go places. Start the day slowroasting turkey for incredible flavor. Then, they double seal every slice for freshness. The results, well, they speak for themselves. The roomba i7 with cleanng base automatic dirt disposal and allergenlock™ bags that trap 99 of allergens, so they dont escape back into the air. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba™ jcpenney. Remember the little things. Whats gotten into him . Christmas. Jcpenney. Remember the little things. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a talented writer, producer, director, and comedian he edited the new book, its Garry Shandlings book, which is available now everyone, please welcome judd apatow. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness oh jimmy judd apatow. I love you, buddy. [ cheers ] thank you for coming back to the show it is good to be here jimmy i love having you on the show remember the last time you were on the show . Well, i dont know why we havent really talked about this since, but the last time i was here, i was leaving, they provide a car. Jimmy you remember i remember it exactly, because it was terrifying. The show provides a car. I dont need to be nice, but just to make sure youre on time jimmy yeah, and you come to the show and you show up jimmy yeah and so im leaving, and im in the car drive down, i guess like, fifth avenue, and suddenly something hits me in the face. And its a piece of candy. And i look left, and theres jimmy in his car like laughing at me. [ laughter ] and so then i take a piece of candy, and you know, were going like 30 miles an hour down the street, and i toss one at him and then you toss one at me. Jimmy yep. And then, just as a joke, i took the whole basket of candy, and just threw it against this car. And it just hit like a machine gun. It was crazy and then a siren goes off. Jimmy dude, this is serious. And the cops pull us over [ laughter ] jimmy dude i swear, this is a real story and now its like scary jimmy i got scared and then the cop comes up to my window first. Hes like, woop, woop, woop. And hes mad hes like, what kind of animal are you . [ laughter ] why would you litter in this beautiful city youre an animal you sit there. You sit there. Ill be right back. Jimmy yeah you know, i didnt know they treated jews that way. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh thats not what he no so then [ laughter ] so then he goes to your car. And im like, oh, jimmy is about to get it. This is going to be fun. And then, like, 2 minutes later, he comes back to my car and goes, hey, everythings cool jimmy said hed buy us some steaks. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause jimmy bye, officer is that what your life is like in new york jimmy yeah yeah, i pay the cops off with steaks [ laughter ] i was scared though. It was a little scary jimmy i emailed you. I go, dude, that was pretty that was frightening that was a couple years ago, but that was the last time i saw you. Were kind of were wimpy. I wanted to see you over the summer jimmy yeah cause i was here and i said, hey, you know i vacation near where you vacation i think right down the street from me. And i said, maybe we should, like, get dinner or something. And youre like, great. I go, all right, give me your email. And you gave me your email, and then leslie and i, you know, were on our vacation. And i said, im going to email jimmy. See if he wants to hang out. And then i emailed you and you ghosted me [ laughter ] like nothing, and then it becomes like the running gag for leslie all summer is like, have you heard from jimmy yet . [ laughter ] jimmy what, come on . Then i thought, maybe i wrote your email wrong jimmy i would never ghost you. I thought, like i probably wrote the email wrong. Jimmy what email do you have like is this correct . Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] i dont remember getting one from you you know what, i miss most of them. Jimmy oh, i know like everything gets past me if i dont check it jimmy but i want to hang out with you i forget. Well im gonna jimmy i would love to hang out with you im a big fan. I love you and we have the same interests im going to escalate this tension and awkwardness next year jimmy okay good, perfect, yeah. [ light laughter ] can we talk about Garry Shandling . Yes please. Jimmy its Garry Shandlings book right here this is an amazing, amazing book if you like comedy in general, you should pick up this book just to see whats in the mind of a comedian as great as Garry Shandling is you got access to everything, his journals, his diaries, his notes that he scribbled down how did you even get howd you edit this . Well, i mean, i spent about a year or two working on the documentary. And then a year working on this and i just kept finding Amazing Things and a lot of it is based on his interest in buddhism and its very spiritual what hes talking about you know its like he was developing a positive voice to talk himself off the ledge. So a lot of the journal isnt him whining. Its actually him saying, you know, relax and jimmy yeah yeah, i mean i think there was like, i dont know what we pulled aside here, but, like he was going to do saturday night live. And this is how he prepared. He wrote in his journal, saturday night live is next week remain loose have fun be funny have fun commit to working. Have fun concentrate and write during the week work extra hard. Sacrifice, remain yourself rehearse and work hard as though it was your show. By sunday youll be done. Jimmy wow, isnt that all that thought went into him [ applause ] yes jimmy also like, i cant believe he kept all these things i mean he has all these notes and script notes like did you did you ever keep stuff from like im a total hoarder jimmy you are. I mean, id save everything my family is very mad that everything im just one of those people with a big stack of magazines. Its like, im going to get to that article about eddie vedder in mojo magazine one day [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you have stacks of stuff, yeah i mean, im such a hoarder, and i find stuff all the time. cause my theory is, its not hoarding if your stuff is awesome. You know then its just saving cool stuff. Jimmy thats true. So the other day i was going through stuff. And i found from freaks and geeks, so this is 20 years ago, a note from the nbc censor on freaks and geeks. You can read it. This was like a note from the censor jimmy from the censor, they said to you, page 24, scene 11 please take another pass at revising bills touching story about the time when he tried to sneak out a fart, but it came out a poop [ laughter ] and i had to flush my undies down the toilet. [ laughter ] now why would you throw that out . Thats incredible. Someone had to type that out and take it seriously. Jimmy oh, my god and did you revise it . I believe there is a scene there was a scene in freaks and geeks where hes with this pretty girl, and she gets up to go get something in the other room when she gets up it sounds like a fart jimmy uhhuh the chair, and then she leaves, and he sits in her chair. And he tries to replicate the sound, and he cant. [ laughter ] thats what that turned into jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah we made it into a better fart joke. Jimmy see . [ laughter ] see what happens the one one of the cooler things that i loved about this book is i didnt realize how much of a mentor he was to other people mhmm jimmy and, like, people would call him for advice. Different directors, and other comedians, and writers and i remember i asked him for a joke once, because he did a bit at whats the one at Hermosa Beach . Comedy and magic club jimmy comedy and magic club and i saw him there. And he did this great joke, something about Martha Stewart or something and i was doing a song about me being in love with older women or something and i was like, can i can i have that joke that you did . I know its your joke, but i love it, and it really would be a great ending to my song. He goes, sure, take it. Oh wow. Jimmy he just gave me a joke i was like, i love that Garry Shandling let me use his joke yes jimmy i mean he was just so giving and i love that. I remember, i think we were on the show, and we were talking about garry. And i looked in the camera im like, garry, please come on the show. Blah, blah, blah and he sent me an email, and he goes, that freaked me out [ laughter ] dont talk to me through the camera its so weird. Hes like, cause im sitting there going, wait. Whats going on . He also could have been really stoned at that moment [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Whats happening . Yeah, but in here he actually theres a letter that he wrote to his 16yearold self. Oh, i know where that is. Thats in the beginning. Jimmy yeah and this is weird, and i dont know why its even in there at all just for no reason, he has a a section in his diary one day this is in 2010. Jimmy yeah right, yeah hes 60, and this is what hes writing, to my 16yearold self, i want to assure you that you are enough dont doubt this youre just as god intended. And then it says the next one is, learn to meditate. And the next one is, stop masturbating. [ laughter ] and then it says, one day you will not have to wear glasses. Theres a surgery that can fix your eyes. [ laughter ] i know how bad yours are the doctor may have to go through the back. [ laughter ] and then he says, punch a a couple of kids at school in the face i cant recall their names now, but you know who im talking about. [ laughter and applause jimmy i love it. I love him so much [ cheers and applause really cool of you to do this, and to put this out there. For those who are fans of Garry Shandling, and if you dont know Garry Shandling get to know him. Google him watch the great documentary, the emmy winning documentary that judd made about garrys career and his life. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy be sure to tune this tomorrow night our guests will be rachel maddow, plus we have tony hale. [ cheers and applause music from dominic fike. Then later in the week, Alex Rodriguez will be here. [ cheers and applause celine dion will be here [ cheers and applause its going to be a fun week. Performing best life from his new album u know what im sayin . Give it up for danny brown. 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[ cheers and applause la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la l la la la la la la la la la la l sugar sweet, lets shine cause aint no next lif so now im tryna live my best lif livin my best life cause aint no next lif so now im tryna live my best lif livin my best life im livin my best lif im livin my best life im livin my best life cause aint no next lif so im livin my best life [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my gosh. For me for me oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause danny brown. U know what im sayin . Is out now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause we made usaa insurance for members like kate. A former army medic, made of the flexibility to handle whatever monday has in store and tackle four things at once. So when her car got hit, she didnt worry. She simply filed a claim on her usaa app and said. I got this. Usaa insurance is made the way kate needs it easy. She can even pick her payment plan so its easy on her budget and her life. Usaa. 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How is everybody doing [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear, in that case, lets get to the news according to transcripts released last night, a top pentagon official told investigators that President Trump placed an