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Musical guests liam payne and rita ora, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 814, p. A. steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here thank you heres what people are talking about. Of course, last night was president trumps first state of the Union Address. Some people watched it on nbc. Some people watched it on cnn. While most people watched it on mute. [ laughter and applause ] i read that trumps speech fell nine minutes short of breaking president clintons record for the longest state of the union. And when he heard that, trump grabbed the mic and spent ten minutes reading the itunes user agreement. [ laughter and applause ] by using this software, i agree he also said america is a a nation of builders, and that we built the Empire State Building in just one year. Then he ruined it by congratulating bob the builder. [ laughter ] robert builder, are you here . [ applause ] please stand up. This is pretty big. Trump announced that he signed an executive order to keep Guantanamo Bay open. Of course, trump thinks Guantanamo Bay is a water park at six flags. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its so much fun. Have you ever done a lazy river . I saw that First Lady Melania Trump held her own white house reception before the state of the union. Yep, even the first lady was like, ive got to drink before this thing. [ laughter ] double. Make it a double. Oh, this isnt good. I saw that trumps nominee to be the new ambassador to chile is facing criticism because he apparently doesnt know much spanish. [ light laughter ] but trump is trying to get him up to speed. In fact, he even made a helpful video where he translates some common spanish phrases. Take a look at this. Welcome to the donald trump spanishtoenglish translation guide. Lets begin. Hasta manana. Hashtag melania. [ laughter ] habla mas despacio. Please sing despacito. Hola, me llamo donald. Hello, this is my llama, donald. No entiendo. I dont have a nintendo. And finally, eres muy hermoso. Where is omarosa . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy very interesting. Very interesting, right . That will help. Steve that will help everybody Everybody Wins jimmy i saw that yesterday a glitch kept sending iphones the same cnn news alert over and over again. But if i wanted to be annoyed by the same cnn news alert over and over, id just watch cnn for five minutes. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this is pretty crazy. I read that nasa just found a a satellite thats been missing for 13 years. Its hard to believe, but for 13 years, an astronaut has been wandering through space like this. [ car alert beeping ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, thank you, roots hey, guys, do not forget, this weekend we are taking the tonight show on the road. Thats right [ cheers and applause ] we ae headed to minneapolis, minnesota, for a live show after super bowl lii. Its a giant show. Dwayne johnson is going to be there. [ cheers and applause ] and were going to be talking to him and then were going to air the world premier for the trailer of his brandnew action movie, skyscraper. Steve ooh. Jimmy thats gonna be fun, yeah. Plus, the awardwinning cast of this is us will be on the show. [ cheers and applause ] everyone knows theyve got a a big episode coming up sunday night. I mean, im crying already. [ light laughter ] i already i just have a a feeling whats going to go down. Steve its gonna be a lot of weeping. Jimmy people are going to be talking about this. But theyre going to come on the show and theyre going to talk to us. And it will be fun. And then we have the star of the super bowl halftime show. [ drum roll ] he has a new album, man of the woods. It comes out on friday. Justin timberlake will be with us [ cheers and applause ] steve jt jimmy Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake. He will be talking. He will be performing. We have some other fun stuff planned. Some surprises. I cant wait. Its going to be fantastic, you guys. Super bowl [ cheers and applause ] super bowl sunday, after the super bowl, its us. Speaking of the super bowl, i did this fun thing for the super bowl. I did a thing with pepsi. Ive done things with them before. And its a cool thing. Youll see it super bowl sunday. And i said, you know what i always wanted to do . Something on that pepsicola sign thats on the east river. Do you know it, here in new york city . Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy if you drive by the its a beautiful old the pepsicola sign is giant. Anyway they said, yeah, well do that. They put me up on on the sign. [ light laughter ] the most frightening thing that ever happened to me. I just want to tell you this, because if you see it, i dont want you to think its cgi. [ laughter ] i was actually an idiot and got on top of this thing. But i think we have video of me going up. Like theres me. I had to get in a cherry picker just to lift me up. Steve was it warm out . Jimmy its the coldest look at this. Im on im sitting on the s of the pepsicola sign. [ laughter ] im five stories up. It is freezing, icecold. And then there i am, coming down. [ beeping ] im just [ laughter ] how happy im so happy to see the ground. Steve oh, my gosh jimmy they had a harness on my back. It was i was going up in the cherry picker, and im like, im going to bail. Im going to bail on this. Im like, i cant do it, i cant do it. And then i went to the second catwalk and then the cherry picker kind of stops a little bit going up. And i was so its like going up the longest roller coaster. [ light laughter ] and i was just so nervous, and i got clipped every, like, five feet in case the thing just the thing fell down, i would go down with it, so i dont know why im clamped. Anyways, but then i had to sit over the s, and, like do and do stuff. Steve it looks like you froze your s off. [ laughter ] jimmy no, i just steve lucky you werent sitting on the p. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy anyway, it was so fun. And if you saw if you saw at the end there, that was a drone camera that filmed the whole thing. So no camera man in his right mind steve is gonna risk his life. Jimmy would be up there. No smart human being would be up there. Thats why im chained to the sign up there. But anyways, check it out. Its on super bowl sunday sometime during the super bowl. Im not going to say what time its on. Steve hmmmhmmm. Jimmy hmmhmm. Steve hmmhmm. [ mumbling ] [ light laughter ] steve i aint gonna say nothing. Jimmy anyway. Its gonna be fun. Anyways, and just check that out. [ cheers and applause ] i cant wait. I cant wait to be in minneapolis. Steve i Love Minneapolis jimmy im excited to go there. Ive never been. Steve ive been many times. Jimmy its always fun doing the show in a different city. You get to meet new people, you get to try new foods. I heard they have great food there. A juicy lucy. Do you know what im talking about . Steve mmhmmm. [ light laughter ] thats the hamburger . Jimmy you know what im talking about quest . Questlove whats a juicy lucy . Steve with the cheese inside . Jimmy yeah, it is a a hamburger with like a chunk of cheese on the inside or something that melts on the inside. So when you bite into the cheeseburger, you get scalded by hot cheese. [ laughter ] steve its like a meat hot pocket. Jimmy its like a meat hot pocket, yeah. Thank you, higgins. Thats what i was looking for. [ light laughter ] but hey, i got to thinking about this. Maybe instead of going to a a restaurant, ill just show up at some random persons house for dinner. Bring a bottle of wine. Steve yeah. [ applause ] jimmy hang out. Meet the family. [ cheers and applause ] so then we got a little more organized here. So if you guys want me to come to your house for dinner, email jimmyvisitsminnesota tonightsho. [ laughter ] give me a recipe that youre going to make for dinner, a a special recipe, a family recipe and a reason why i should come to your house. Meet the family, meet the kids. And im going to show up. Im going to come and it will be fun. [ cheers and applause ] put the whole thing on facebook live. I cannot wait i love you, minnesota i cannot wait [ applause ] but first, we have a fun show tonight. She will be cohosting the 2 2018 winter olympic Opening Ceremony here on nbc. Katie couric is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] plus, shes one of the stars of the new movie, Fifty Shades Freed. Were talking to rita ora tonight steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and rita is also performing a brandnew song from that movies sound track with liam payne to close the show. [ cheers and applause ] it is going to be good steve oh jimmy Fifty Shades Freed. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. Makes me wanna screen grab jimmy now these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the internet or other places and then sent into us. This first screen grab was sent in by dan olson in hastings, minnesota. He was watching his local news and spotted this. Land o lakes dog show. Down here it says, dogs are not allowed. [ laughter and applause ] going to be an interesting show. Steve very good show. Jimmy its a very interesting show. This next one was sent in by sara leoni in san tan valley, arizona. She was looking at facebook and saw this for sale. Tool thing. I dont know what this is, just make me an offer. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know what it is. Steve its a tool thing. Jimmy it ended up in my garage, ill sell it to you for whatever. This next screen grab was sent in by randy hile in phoenix, arizona. He was watching his local news and saw this. Bank robbery arrest. 10yearold accused of bank robbery. Has criminal history. [ applause ] steve wow. Jimmy great old man, this guy. This next one was sent in by Matthew Scott right here in brooklyn, new york. Its an article he spotted online. Lets see what it says. Jetblue is hiring pilots. No experience necessary. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey, why not, man . Give it a try. Jimmy as long as you have fun, thats all that matters. Steve who are we to judge . Jimmy just have fun. This next one was sent in by riley sirovcheck in toronto, canada. He was searching for a gym and came across this one here. Anytime fitness. Closed now. [ laughter and applause ] might want to change the name. This next one was sent in by tess ginardi in philadelphia. She got an email from Banana Republic that said, why every guy needs a polo in his arse. [ laughter and applause ] arsenal. If you click on it, you need a a polo in your arsenal. Steve arsenal. Arsenal, yeah, sure. Jimmy were down to our last one here. Its from stephanie macik in cleveland, ohio. She spotted a photo of a guy online. She thinks that he looks a lot like me. I dont know if i see it. Take a look at this guy here. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i dont know if that looks like me at all. I dont know. Let me try something now. [ applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy im kind of digging this right here. Thats all the time we have for screen grabs, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] if you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Stick around after the break. We have puppies predicting the super bowl. Check it out [ cheers and applause ] iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim Colonel Sanders oh, same as always absolutely nothings changed oh please ignore any likeness to Famous Country singers im definitely not a woman oh wait, theres one thing thats new about me its my Smoky Mountain barbecue its Finger Lickin good what happens now. Determines what happens to the rest of the world. Lets go experience aweinspiring performance in the 2018 lexus lc 500. This never gets old. Experience amazing. See Marvel Studios black panther in theaters feb 16th. See Marvel Studios black panther new year, new phones for the family. Join tmobile, and when you buy one of the latest Samsung Galaxy phones get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. Yahoooo ahoooo plus, unlimited family plans come with netflix included. Spectacular so, you can watch all your netflix favorites on your new Samsung Phones. Whoa join the uncarrier and get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. All on americas best unlimited network. Wreckage of that deadly train crash in virginia. The train was carrying gop lawmakers to a retreat when it slammed into a garbage truck. A passenger in the garbage truck, died. No lawmakers were hurt. We re tweeting the latest. A lifechanging gas station trip for a bay area man. He stopped at a rotten robbie in san jose to use the restroom and bought a winning Lottery Ticket worth one million dollars. That story is on our website. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody guys, super bowl lii is this sunday. We will be there in minneapolis doing the tonight show live right after the game. Im very excited for that. And i am pumped for the big game. Youve got the new England Patriots taking on the Philadelphia Eagles [ cheers and applause ] they both have amazing offenses, strong defenses. They have brilliant coaches. Its nearly impossible to predict to who is going to win. But youre in luck, because when it comes to predicting things, we have a secret weapon and its puppies. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, ladies and gentlemen, its time for the puppy predictors super bowl lii edition here we go. [ cheers and applause ] its the puppy predictors jimmy welcome to the puppy predictors super bowl lii edition. Heres how it works we have 11 puppies. [ audience aws ] we have two bowls of kibble. [ light laughter ] one representing the new England Patriots. The other representing the Philadelphia Eagles. Whichever teams bowl gets the most puppies will be crowned the super bowl champs. [ cheers and applause ] now, lets meet the puppies [ cheers and applause ] [ audience aws ] jimmy hi guys. Guys, we have ron bell. Cal mcadams. Mary kennedy. Ted mooney. Donna braylon. Peter winston. Roger blaine. Lisa armstrong. Bruce devins. Angie griffin. And gary frick jr. [ applause ] now, listen up. Before we release you, okay, i want no i want no whining, no buttsniffing, no colluding. [ laughter ] gary, gary frick jr. , get over here. Gary, pay attention. Gary pay atten yes, very good. [ laughter ] now, look. You guys ready to do this . And see who are going to be the super bowl champs . All right. Here we go. Release the puppies. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, its a tight oh, looks like a landslide. The new England Patriots are the super bowl champs [ cheers and applause ] [ dinging ] the new England Patriots will be crowned the super bowl champs. Enjoy the game, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with katie couric. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Im the one clocking in when youre clocking out. Sensing your every move and automatically adjusting to help you stay effortlessly comfortable. I can also help with this. Does your bed do that . Oh. I dont actually talk. Though im smart enough to. Im the new sleep number 360 smart bed. 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Your frenemy your boo your roomie so one phone for you and one phone for someone in your squad. Buy an iphone 8 and get a second iphone 8 on us. Do you always put cheezit grooves in your sandwich . Of course. Theyre chips. Chips plus sandwich equals the perfect lunch. Oh dont forget the pickle. Its kind of a big dill. More cheezit variety, more cheese flavours. Because real cheese matters. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest will be cohosting the 2 2018 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony on february 9th, right here on nbc. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome katie couric [ cheers and applause ] jimmy katie couric [ cheers and applause ] oh, come on katie hi jimmy hey, we love you. I am so happy to see you, jimmy. Jimmy im so happy to see you. And hi, everybody. Jimmy yeah this is a a rare thing to say, cause i cant say this of that many people, but youve actually hosted the tonight show before. Thats right. Back in the dark ages, in 2003. Do you remember that at all . Jimmy 2003, oh, please. So jay leno and i switched places. I was anchoring the today show. We came up with this idea that we were going to do this job swap. So theres me at the desk in l. A. And jay leno did the today show. Jimmy from new york or from yes, he did it from new york. Jimmy how fun was that . What do you remember about it . Well, its really hard. This job is really hard, jimmy. Jimmy thank you. Thank you so much. [ light laughter ] thank you. Its really and i remember sitting around a a big circular table, and all the guys were they had all the jokes on little file cards, and they would read them, and some would be like, thats really funny. But most of them were like, thats not really that funny. Jimmy its tough. I mean, trust me. I read not funny every night. [ laughter ] there are no, its hard. Its really hard. But it was fun jimmy do you remember any of the jokes at all . Yeah, well, yeah. I remember some. Some are totally inappropriate at this point, you know. Jimmy yeah, of course. Yeah. One in particular about willard scott, which i wont get into. But one was really funny, because i had done a a colonoscopy a few years earlier on the today show jimmy i remember. To raise awareness about colon cancer screening. And jay was interviewing colin powell, who at the time i think was secretary of state. Jimmy i see where youre going with this. Do you see where im going with this . Jimmy no, its great. No, im excited about this. So, i said something about, oh, jay interviewed did anyone see the today show . Jay leno filled in for me, and he did an interview. Great really great interview with colin powell. And i said, but probing colons, i thought that was my job. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you go. Come on. Thats what im talking about. You get a rim shot there. Thats comedy jimmy now, thats comedy right there. You have a podcast now . Yeah. Jimmy youre doing it are you doing that . My podcast with amy schumer drops tomorrow. Jimmy i mean, come on. [ applause ] and you know, she and i have this weird personal history. Jimmy do you . Yeah, she came on the show, and talked about when she took my cell phone jimmy thats right. And text messaged my husband something super dirty. Jimmy thats right. Thats right. Thats really funny. Thats right. You remember that . Jimmy yeah, thats very funny. She texted him that she said am i allowed to say this . Well i dont know. Jimmy shes allowed to say it. Youre not. So she sent my husband a a text that said, from ostensibly from me, saying i would like to have anal tonight. [ laughter ] and it was so embarrassing we may have to cut this out. Jimmy well cut it out. But its so [ laughter ] and i said jimmy so she grabbed your phone and did that. She grabbed my phone, and she then started using it in her comedy act. And it was so infuriating. And i said, amy, you forgot to tell everybody what my husband wrote back. Which was, again . [ laughter and applause ] so you dont have to use that. Jimmy i want to know [ laughter ] the podcast drops tomorrow. Yes, yeah. Jimmy then youre doing something for nat geo. Im doing a six hour documentary series for National Geographic channel. So ive been traveling all over the country, talking about some of the big, thorny issues that are really dividing us to hopefully kind of help people understand different perspectives. Because that just doesnt happen any more, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, but youre so good at this stuff. Do you remember, like, when you first started, and you werent good at this stuff . Oh yeah. Yeah. Jimmy was there ever a a time . Yes, there was a time. When i was i started out when i was 22, and i actually went to cnn before cnn was even cnn. When they called it chicken noodle news. When everybody on the planet could be onair. And so the bureau chief decided to give me a chance, cause he knew i really wanted to be a a reporter. And i was scrappy, and always asking to do assignments. And he said, you know what, katie, go to the white house, and say what the president is doing that day. Go in the morning. And so i was so excited. I was up all night, talking into my hairbrush. And i got to work, and i went there, and during the commercial, this anchor team, i heard the man say to the the man say to the the female anchorwoman say to the man, male anchorman duh. She said, who is that . She looks like shes about 12 years old. And i was like wahwah. And then i got on, and i was like, today the president has a meeting with National Security advisor, zbigniew brzezinski. And the head of cnn called the assignment desk and said, i never want to see her on the air again. [ audience aws ] jimmy unbelievable oh, my god i like the aww. Jimmy yeah, because we love you. I mean look at you now, come on. Well, thank you. Jimmy come on, youre crushing. Yeah, thanks a lot. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre katie couric youre going youre headed to the olympics. Yes, im going to tomorrow. Tomorrow morning. Jimmy i was going to say, when are you going . Oh, wow. Yeah. Jimmy are you packed. So im all excited. My bags are packed. Im ready to go. And im really excited. All my friends keep telling me to get this snail mask. Have you heard of this . It apparently is the secretions of a snail, and they put it on your face. Jimmy katie, who are your friends . What is going on . [ laughter ] no, in seoul. And apparently its this very popular beauty regimen that makes you look ten years younger. So im going to sign up for that stat. Jimmy snail mask. Well do the next time. Bring it back right, we actually that would be really fun. We should do a sail mask jimmy bring it back and ill do the snail mask. Well have a spa day. Jimmy yeah ill totally do that with you. Well do a snail mask together. But im excited. Im really excited. Mike tirico is supposed to be a a wonderful guy. Do you know him . Jimmy no, but i know him from tv. Well, hes apparently i met him briefly when they announced this, but hes supposed to be a fabulous guy. Super nice, incredibly knowledgeable, so im excited to work with him. Jimmy i love the Opening Ceremony too. Isnt it fun. Jimmy its heartwarming. I always stand up for our country in my living room. And so you do . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah im proud. Are you going to have like a a viewing party to watch the Opening Ceremony . Jimmy i dont have friends. I have no friends. Im going to be by myself. Ill be tweeting. I think its going to be really fun. Because its so much pomp, and pageantry. And its a chance for the host country to really kind of show off, and show their national pride. Jimmy have you been doing research . I have. I mean jimmy, i have these binders like that big. Jimmy yeah. So im going to be doing a a lot of reading on the plane, and ive been trying to do some, as well. Jimmy well, i wanted to help you out a little bit. I wanted to play a quick round of olympics two truths and a a lie. Oh, god. Jimmy so im going to read you three facts about the olympics, okay . Okay. Jimmy two of them are true. One of them is a lie. Can i phone a friend . Jimmy no, no. No. Youve got to try to guess which one is the lie. Okay. Jimmy you can do this. Okay. Ill try. Jimmy are you ready to do this . Okay. Jimmy one of these three things is a lie. The background music. Jimmy number one, motorboating sorry what . Exsqueeze me . Jimmy motorboating was once an olympic sport. Two, the longest wrestling match in olympics history took more than 11 hours. Three, at the 1908 olympics, the 100meter dash was won by a a 10yearold from london who ran the race barefoot. Do you want me to tell you which is the lie . Jimmy one is a lie. I think the one about the 10yearold running barefoot is a lie. Jimmy thats correct. That is a lie katie [ cheers and applause ] youre doing very well. You know your stuff. The youngest olympian to win a gold medal was 13 years old. And her name was Marjorie Gestring and it was in berlin in 1936 for diving. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about you know your stuff you know your stuff. Are you ready . Yeah. Jimmy until 1976, the Canadian Bobsled Team would do shots of maple syrup right before every race for good luck. I like maple syrup. That sounds jimmy two, at the original olympics in ancient greece, all athletes competed in the nude. Three, at the 1904 olympics, marathoner fred lorz was disqualified for using a car during the race. Im going to say the lie is two. Because even in ancient greece, i think they wore jock straps, no . Jimmy no, i dont no, it is not true. That is the truth. They were nude. Yeah. The original olympics, everyone was naked. Wow. Jimmy and theyre going to do it again this year. [ laughter ] theyre thinking of bringing it back. [ applause ] that might be a lie. Its the maple syrup. Thats the lie. Thats the lie . Jimmy yeah, i made that up this afternoon. Really . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] all right. This is the last one. Ready . Uhhuh. Jimmy which one of these is not the real name of an olympic athlete. Number one, tim windass, australian soccer player. Number two, semen makovitch, russian swimmer. Number three, marcko bijac [ light laughter ] i know him. Jimmy croatian water polo player. You know marcko bijac . No, i dont. Jimmy tim windass, semen makovitch, marcko bijac. I would say the lie is tim windass. Jimmy that is correct [ cheers and applause ] that is not a real person katie couric is an expert we love you tune in february 9th to catch the 2018 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony here on nbc. Rita ora joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] new year, new phones for the family. Join tmobile, and when you buy one of the latest Samsung Galaxy phones get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. 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It kills 99. 99 of bacteria, and theres no rinse required. Which means i can spend more time tickling these babies. Guess what time it is . Time to come clean with seventh generation. Comeclean [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a talented actress who can be seen in the new movie Fifty Shades Freed, which is in theatres february 9th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome rita ora [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rita ora [ cheers and applause ] oh, come on rita ora hello goodness, let my train down. Jimmy yeah, you look gorgeous. You know what my friend just said to me back there . She went, are you just going to go out there and say, may i interest you in a beverage . Basically jimmy no, you dont. I look like a waiter. Jimmy you dont look like a a waiter. I dont mind. Jimmy you look like a super model waiter. I like to put on a tuxedo for you, you know . Jimmy it looks great. You always dress nice. How are you doing . Jimmy im doing great. I saw this photo of you at the grammys and ooh la la sassoon. Oh, gosh. Jimmy i mean, oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] thank you. The grammys is always something you can kind of, like, have fun with. Jimmy yeah. You know what i mean . I mean, the grammys in general are such an amazing night in music. I mean, the guys know. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah, of course. But, did you have fun . Was it good . Yeah, i had the best time. I hear quest had an amazing open mic night. Jimmy yeah, he did. He had all of the gang roll through. I was going to make it, but then im still waiting for the invite in the post. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] jimmy come on, quest, whats up . Questlove oh, my bad. Im joking. Jimmy oh, yeah. Did you go to any fun after parties . Um, yes. Well, you know, we had to work every single day. So its kind of one of those things where you see everyone, but you cant really, like, let loose. Jimmy yeah, because you actually have to sing and perform its like a wedding that you want to go to and like, really get drunk, but then the parents look at you, and be like, oh, god, im never inviting her to another wedding again. [ laughter ] jimmy id invite you every where. I think youre the most fun person. cause heres you on the red carpet at the grammys, right . Yes. Jimmy but then heres you on the red carpet this at in england. Oh, no. What are you about to show . Jimmy yeah. No, dont do it. Jimmy i have to. Why . Jimmy because its the best. Oh, no, its the robe jimmy its the bath robe [ light laughter ] its the robe jimmy its the robe. [ applause ] who can pull off a bath robe like this . I feel like you would do it. Jimmy no, i would probably do it, but i couldnt pull it off like this. Ive seen you in some interesting outfits on this show. Jimmy thank you, very much. Yeah. But what happened here . Do you know what . Do you want to know the honest truth . Jimmy yeah. I pretended like it was an outfit, but to be honest with you, i ran out of time. [ light laughter ] jimmy so, you were hosting the show i was hosting the show. Jimmy yeah. Which you are also great at doing, on all platforms. I was hosting the show he is, isnt he . [ applause ] anyway, enough about him. I was hosting the show, and i ran out of time. So i just thought, you know what, were going to have to make this work. So, i just went out and put it on one shoulder and i went, were going to make this work. Give me the diamonds that were mine. [ light laughter ] jimmy lend me the diamonds i mean, who else could pull this off . Aw, but, thank you. That was a fun night. Its like basically, its the vmas. Its like, the same thing. Jimmy but this is where . This is in london . This was actually based in london. Its the first time they did it in 20 years. So it was really cool. We had like, u2 there, the whole gang was there. Yeah, it was really interesting. Jimmy and you also met the prince . Prince, uh, harry and oh, my god, my secret crush of alltime. Although, not secret anymore. My crush of absolute life. Jimmy prince harry . Yeah, i know. Who doesnt like prince harry . [ scattered cheers ] jimmy yeah, hes cool, right . Yeah. Hes like hes like the fun hes like the bad boy prince. Yeah, hes fun. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy hes the rebel prince, yeah. Hes cool. Like you and me. Jimmy yeah, exactly, man. I feel like he would be like, our best friend. Jimmy he could totally hang with us. But you actually got to meet him and hang out with him. Yeah, see, i went to the palace, you know. Went to the palace. [ light laughter ] no, i went to the palace to basically i do this charity, ive done for five years with a a Radio Station back at home. For kids that do something really incredible for their generation, and like, their classmates. Its like, from nutrition, to losing weight. Its like 12 year old kids. Its incredible. And so the princes came and surprised the kids. And we all kind of just sat around and listened to their inspiring stories. Kind of made me feel a little [ beep ], because i thought to myself, what am i doing with my life . These 12 year old kids are, like, changing the world. Jimmy no, but youre bringing them out to the national no. Jimmy so everyone can see them and hear their story. No, but it was so inspiring. Jimmy thats cool. Yeah, it was so amazing. And then, you know, we sang a a few songs. Jimmy youre the best at that. But then you did something when everyone left. You said you wanted to do something thats never been done in the palace. Uhoh. I feel like we should just do it. Jimmy could we just do it . Yeah. Jimmy just do it here . Should we just stand up . Jimmy yeah. Okay, fine. Ready . [ applause ] jimmy yeah, 1, 2, 3. [ laughter ] jimmy did you do it that way . What did you do . Which way did you go . Jimmy i went that way. Okay, lets just head butt each other. Jimmy yeah, all right good. [ applause ] you dabbed in kensington palace. I did. Jimmy heres a photo of you dabbing. I mean, no one has done this. I think its fantastic. By the way by the way, why is my coat just hanging on that chair there . Right there. Like they dont have 150 cloak rooms. [ light laughter ] i just thought, i might need my coat to get some fresh air. Like, what am i doing with my life . Jimmy you just love your no, i love you are doing this at palace. Come on. Why not, man . And they had a harry potter book on the side jimmy they did not. Yeah, can you believe . Jimmy harry potters in the palace . I know. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy this is some scoop right here. I know. Jimmy oh, my god, i love this. And their cookies were the bomb. And the tea was bomb. Everything was great. Jimmy the cookies and tea were the bomb. Totally, yeah. Lets talk about Fifty Shades Freed. Someone just cracked up really loudly. [ laughter ] jimmy well, i like that. I like the cookies are bomb. Thats great. Thats going to be trending right now. Tea is bomb. Cookies are bomb. Yeah. Jimmy you are a bomb in this Fifty Shades Freed. Im glad youre back. Thank you, so much. Jimmy youre fantastic in it. Thank you. Jimmy no, i love it, i mean this is my first really big, actually, like, big budget movie. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy but, now youve done three of them. Yeah, its so cool. Jimmy we love dakota. Shes been on the show. I know, i just saw her, shes so cool. Im going to see her in paris. Jimmy really . After this were about to go do, like, a big posh premier in paris. Everything is about like, being chic and white roses and everything. Jimmy i mean, yeah. And its really nice, because unfortunately its the final movie. Which is kind of sad, because it is such a great experience. Jimmy i know. But, you know, this has opened the door to so many opportunities. And its kind of a really great start. And we also are going to sing the lead single from the soundtrack tonight. Jimmy how fun is that . [ cheers and applause ] i love that you are crushing it you are crushing it. And i love you so much. I want to show a clip. Here is rita ora in Fifty Shades Freed. [ cheers and applause ] take a look at this. Oh, yes i dont know. Its really low in the back. Its hot. Yeah, but christians going to love this dress. Help my zipper is stuck. Oh, let me see. Tada [ laughter ] what do you think . Oh, my god. I know. Look at you, youre like a a valentine. Aw. Turn around. Elliots going to love it. Hes going to love it. Oh, shoot. Shoes lets have a drink. Jimmy come on [ cheers and applause ] rita ora, everybody Fifty Shades Freed is in theatres february 9th. Rita and liam payne perform for us next stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this new day looks nothing like yesterday. Trails are covered. Paths arent what they used to be. 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Alexa, play my broken elevator playlist. Playing your music. Get a free moto mod with amazon alexa when you buy a moto z2. Available at major carriers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, this is going to be a big one right here. Here to preform for you off of the Fifty Shades Freed soundtrack please welcome, liam payne and rita ora. [ cheers and applause ] in your eyes im alive inside youre beautiful something so unusual in your eyes i know im home every tear every fear gone with the thought of you changing what i thought i knew ill be yours for a thousand lives im free as a bird when im flying in your cage im diving in deep and im riding with no brakes im bleeding your love when youre swimming in my veins youve got me now been waiting for a lifetime for ya been breaking for a lifetime for ya wasnt looking for love till i found you oh nana, ayy for love till i found you, oh skin to skin breathe me in feel with your kiss on me lips are made of ecstasy ill be yours for a thousand lives for a thousand lives im free as a bird when im flying in your cage so good im diving in deep and im riding with no brakes im bleeding your love when youre swimming in my veins youve got me now been waiting for a lifetime for ya been breaking for a lifetime for ya wasnt looking for love till i found you oh nana, ayy for love till i found you been waiting for a lifetime for ya been breaking for a lifetime for ya wasnt looking for love till i found you oh nana, ayy for love till i found you oh ooh i wasnt looking for love ooh im free as a bird when im flying in your cage im diving in deep and im riding with no brakes im bleeding your love when youre swimming in my veins youve got me now been waiting for a lifetime for ya been breaking for a lifetime for ya wasnt looking for love till i found you oh nana, ayy for love till i found you been waiting for a lifetime for ya been breaking for a lifetime for ya wasnt looking for love till i found you oh nana ayy for love till i found you wasnt looking for love till i found you for love till i found you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy be careful now. Make room, make room for the holy ghost. Liam payne. Rita ora. Fifty shades freed soundtrack is out february 9th. Well be right back, everybody. That was great. [ cheers and applause ] hi, were alaska airlines, and we give you more than just peanuts. We give you european biscoff cookies. Hundreds of free movies you can watch right on your phone. If you want peanuts, check out our prices. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to katie couric [ cheers and applause ] rita ora liam payne [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight dakota johnson, star of waco, actor taylor kitsch, White House Correspondent from the New York Times maggie haberman. Featuring the 8g band with nikki glaspie. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump gave his first state of the Union Address last night. The speech was interrupted 115 times by applause and once by the pizza guy. [ laughter ]

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