Billie joe armstrong. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 743. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, today is the first day of fall. [ cheers ] that special time of year when neighbors take turns blowing leaves into each others property. [ light laughter ] its beautiful. I do love it, though. Its a nice thing, the leaves change from deep green to president ial orange. [ light laughter ] its just really nice. Lets get to some news here. Last night kim jongun released a rare statement attacking President Trump and referred to him as a dotard. Then trump said, sticks and stones may break my bones but words i dont know will never hurt me. [ laughter and applause ] dotard, what does that mean . Thts right, in response to trumps u. N. Speech, kim jongun gave an address where he called trump a a mentally deranged dotard. [ light laughter ] the comments had everybody looking the word up on the internet. Heres the definition. Dotard someone in a state of senile decay marked by decline of mental poise and alertness. [ light laughter ] well, whether he knows the word or not, trump seems like he is trying to make the best of the situation. Check out this ad he just released. My fellow dotards. Now is your chance to own my signature line of dotard products, like this beautiful make dotards great again hat. [ light laughter ] this stunning, worlds biggest dotard mug or woo the ladies with my seductive cologne, le dotard. [ light laughter ] available where fine dotard products are sold. Im dotard trump and i approve this message. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy hes really embracing it. Steve wow. Hes really embracing that. Jimmy the way to do it. And this is big, today john mccain says he will not support the Republican Health care bill, even though it was written by best friend in the senate, lindsey graham. Yeah. You can tell graham feels betrayed, because tonight, he released his own cover of look what you made me do. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. I saw that this morning First Lady Melania Trump planted vegetables in the white house garden. She started digging at around 11 00 and by 12 00 she was able tunnel out of the white house. [ laughter and applause ] i saw that this week, a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of vodka overturned in north carolina. [ cheers ] the driver is fine. He said hes shaken, but not stirred. [ laughter and applause ] guys, its the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. Its something we call this week in words. [ cheers and applause ] trumps foreign policy. Is kind of. A mess. After. Taking on. The world. In his first address. And now hes calling out some countries. Using. Nicknames. As well. And some in fact, are going to hel whoa, whoa, whoa. Escalating rhetoric. Provocative. Extreme. Rocketman. Rocketman. The reckless regime. Iran. Is corrupt. Venezuela is cruel. Authoritarian. Authoritarian. Authoritadrian rule. [ light laughter ] toys r us. Filed for bankruptcy. Premiering this sunday. Star trek discovery. Mueller. Manafort. The russian question. Russia used facebook in the 2016 election. Nambia, nambia. Doing pretty well. Thats not a place in africa, or anywhere else. [ ding ] learning about countries that you cant pronounce. Thats what the unated nations is all about. [ light laughter ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, roots. Thank you, higgins. We have a huge show tonight. Will grace is coming back to nbc next week. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and the entire cast of the show is here tonight. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy talented, talented, good looking people. Were doing something fun and musical with them tonight. You dont want to miss it. Plus, we love this guy. Hes the coanchor of saturday night lives weekend update. Colin jost is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jost jimmy then later, he hosts lunch with bruce on sirius xm radio. Bruce bozzi jr. Is dropping in tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have music from green days Billie Joe Armstrong. [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Thats a show jimmy thats it, right there. I think [ cheers ] there was a mishap with his boombox. Steve with his boombox. Jimmy little mishap. [ talking over each other ] jimmy currently hes in litigation right now. Steve really . Jimmy i think hes gonna win. [ light laughter ] cause this shouldnt happen. Steve no. Your boombox should not burst into flames. Jimmy it should not. Steve especially if youre listening to it, old school style. Jimmy yeah. But he crushed it, man. Thats what he does. He blows things up. Hes the best. Hes the greatest. [ cheers ] Billie Joe Armstrong. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails and of course, i send out thank you notes. So i was just wondering [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today. So i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you . [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. You guys are the best. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] steve wow. [ light laughter ] seems thrilled. Jimmy keep that attitude through the whole weekend, yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you, ninjago, for being the name of a new lego movie. Also, how donald trump pronounces nigeria. [ laughter and applause ] steve ninjago. Jimmy ninjago [ light laughter ] thank you, toys r us, for filing for bankruptcy. Im not surprised youre bad with money when you cant even figure out which way an r is supposed to go. I mean, come on. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy you didnt notice that . Steve come on, you didnt know that . Jimmy no one noticed that . Steve no one noticed. That went through the chain of command, everybody goes, thats cool. [ light laughter ] jimmy chain of command. Thank you, donald trump, for calling kim jongun rocketman during your speech at the u. N. And thank you, Donald Trumps hair, for looking like a candle in the wind. [ laughter and applause ] wall. [ light laughter ] thank you, cheese graters, for being the dairy version of making it rain. Steve yeah [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thank you, kim jongun, for being all over the news once again. Meanwhile, kourtney jongun and khloe jungun are like, um, hello . [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy why kim all the time . Byeee steve dotard. Jimmy byeee [ light laughter ] thank you, dorm rooms, for basically being jail cells with a minifridge. [ laughter and applause ] steve how long you in for . Jimmy thank you, egg whites, for letting me know what it would look like if snot came in a milk carton. [ laughter ] steve whoa jimmy hey steve heyyo jimmy whoa steve whoa jimmy my kids watch this show, man. [ light laughter ] steve have some respect. Jimmy have some respect. You come out here, you say that snot word. [ light laughter ] its unbelievable, man. Steve what are you, a a dotard . Jimmy whats that . Steve what are you, a a dotard or something . Jimmy dont call me dotard. [ laughter ] hey, man. Steve whats that . Jimmy you ever realize we have the same voice . [ light laughter ] steve come to think of it, we do have similar intonations. Jimmy i love you, man. Ill see you this weekend. Steve wall. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, flannel buttondowns, for making me look like a couch from 1974. [ laughter ] there you guys have it right there. Those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more of the tonight show. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] get to kohls for fall savings take 40 off carters save on jumping beans tops and bottoms and cuddl duds plush throws are just 24. 99. Plus, take an extra 20 off when you spend 100 or more youll get kohls cash too right now, at kohls. Woman so this happened. Zoe brought over some limearitas to avas rooftop and thats when we knew it was going to be one of those nights. Thats elyse busting out her dance move from summer of 08. Looks like were staying here tonight. Limearita. Make it a margarita moment. Are you taking the tissue test . Yep, and my teeth are yellow. Time for whitestrips. Crest whitestrips whiten. 25x better than a leading whitening toothpaste. Nice smile thanks i crushed the tissue test. Crest. Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. What is this . Its the new iphone, its for our anniversary. Our anniversary . Its thirtyfour days since we first met. I didnt. Get you anything. Oh its, its fine cuz. I got myself one too. Oh from you, for me, happy anniversary. I love it. That is very thoughtful of you. Thank you. Get the amazing new iphone 8. And with all at t unlimited plans, get hbo for life. Less than 40 per line for four lines. Only from at t. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, the will grace theme song performed with lyrics. [ cheers and applause ] im Debra Messing as you probably know you might remember me from the cast of the show grace is the character that i play an interior designer and wills roommate im Eric Mccormack and i play will the show is coming back and im playing him still you can see it this fall on nbc remember when we used to call it must see tv get down will and grace is coming to town get down will and grace is coming to town will and grace is coming to town im Megan Mullally and i dont dilly dally the show is back even though we had a finale its more fun than you can ever know on the show on nbc not set in chicago im seean hayes im the one who played jack 11 years later now im bringing him back might just be the best show in the whole universe but its still nbc so we cant [ bleep ] curse get down will and grace is coming to town get down will and grace is coming to town will and grace is coming to town im jimmy fallon and im not in the show i asked to do a cameo but they said no it airs next thursday on nbc then watch a little later and youll see me get down will and grace is coming to town get down will and grace is coming to town get down will grace is coming to town get down will and grace is coming to town will and grace is coming to town [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will grace is back thursdays, starting september 28th right here on nbc. 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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you. They love you. A standing o. Come on. They love you. We love you. Thank you. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] so happy. So excited to have you guys here. Thank you for coming on. And thank you for doing that musical number with us. You guys are so talented and so i was just saying today in rehearsal. Oh, my god, get to the question. Jimmy the question is, you guys have fun. You guys like each other. You guys actually its not fake. You really laugh, and you have fun, and you like each other. When people when people watch the show, they get that feeling. So they want to hear funny stories. And one sorry, the one i always tell is years ago we had a sex [ laughter ] youve been working out. We had a Sexual Harassment seminar, as everybody at nbc has to have. And probably everybody on the crew has had. Jimmy of course. And an hour and a half of what not to do and what not to say and whats correct behavior. Jimmy Sexual Harassment. Sexual harassment. At the end of this, the lawyer said, i hope everyone got the message. And sean stood up, and with his pants and his underwear arrange his ankles [ light laughter ] and said, this was so helpful, thank you so much. [ laughter ] i watched him across across the parking lot. Jimmy sean, you originally, didnt you audition for will . Or you were supposed to do will . Well they wanted me to read for will. Like, i had a movie at sundance. They wanted me to read for will and then i had [ light laughter ] the Sundance Film Festival is hilarious. Jimmy no, yeah, yeah. Its great, really funny. And then i flew back i didnt have the money to change my ticket to fly back for an audition. Then they, of course, found the brilliant Eric Mccormack. And they asked if i would come in and read for the other guy. And thats [ light laughter ] jimmy did you know what the other guy was . I didnt. I didnt. Jimmy no. I just i braced myself. I didnt know what it was. Jimmy you nailed it, and megan, you read for grace . Or you were supposed to be no, yeah. I initially read for grace, and they were like, flat line, next. And [ laughter ] so then a couple weeks later. My agent called, and said they want you to audition for will grace. And i said, i already did, dumbass. And they [ laughter ] they said, no. No, there is another part. And i said, there arent any other women in it. I didnt even remember the part. And then i went in to read. And i thought, okay, well, she could be pretty weird. And i went in to audition, and then they didnt remember me from auditioning for grace. So everybody, nobody has a good memory on our show. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, apparently. It worked out. I mean it totally worked out. I got to say, you guys look so good. I think thats one of the reasons why i think this is actually good, because everyone looks great. I saw this [ scattered cheers ] you really weve been cryogenically frozen for the last eleven years. Jimmy you really do. Look at this bathtub shot of you guys. I mean you guys look fantastic. But from the waist down, i look terrible. [ laughter ] why thank you. Hes very, very old. Jimmy did you think that did you think that this was ever going to happen . Or did you ever think you would come back, and do this . Oh, never in a million years. Never in a million years. Jimmy how did it come about . What happened . We just all got together after ten years of not we had never been in the same room in ten years. And we came together to do this little video called hot lunch. And it was to get people to go out and vote. Jimmy yeah. And we just did it. And then all of a sudden there are 7. 5 million views, and nbc was like, wait a second. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello . Yeah, yeah. That might be something we should look into. Jimmy theres something odd. Theres something to this. Yeah, but everyones coming back. Jim burrows is the director. Yes. Jimmy i mean, legendary. All of them. Jimmy really . All eight years. We have the same camera guy, the same hair and makeup, the same set designer, the same costume designer, its like, its crazy. Jimmys like our i mean hes like our dad. Hes like our grandfather. Hes done every single episode from the pilot through to the political thing that we did in september. We just shot our 200th episode. We just shot our 200th and when we came back to do the first episode, that will air next week, after the first take of the first scene the audience went bananas. We felt good, and i looked over, and jimmy was wiping tears away. [ audience aws ] i said, jimmy, why are you crying . He said, i havent heard laughs like that in a very long time. [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean come on. You know that your show has won so many emmys, but youre the only youre one of three casts where every cast member has won an emmy as well. You, all in the family [ cheers and applause ] you guys, all in the family, and golden girls. Yeah. Yep. Wow. Yeah. Jimmy the only casts where every Single Person has won an emmy. And we basically come back as the golden girls. Thats our [ laughter ] jimmy no spoilers. No spoilers. I was ready for that. Jimmy yeah. Thats what i was totally ready for. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip here. You guys, here is the opening scene of the new will grace. Take a look at this. Hes a man, but hes aged into a lesbian. Steven tyler . Jon voight, Newt Gingrich . Yes. [ ding ] [ laughter ] shes dont get me started. Jada Pinkett Smith . Yes. [ laughter ] [ ding ] oh, we want to love her, but she makes it impossible. Caitlyn jenner. Of course. [ ding ] [ laughter ] oh uhh rich, hostage . Melania. Beret. Patty hearst yes [ ding ] [ light laughter ] woo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Beret. Jimmy i cant wait. The cast of will grace, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] will grace returns thursday, september 28th at 9 00 pm right here on nbc. Well be right back with collin jost. Stick around, everybody. 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A whole new place thats lookin to get scared laughter now halloween time is in dineyland and disney california Adventure Parks [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a very talented writer and performer. He is the coanchor of weekend update on saturday night live which returns [ cheers ] hes great. It returns one week from tomorrow with ryan gosling and musical guest jayz. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome collin jost [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is it. This is it. Thank you for having me. Jimmy is this your is this the first time weve actually talked to each other on i think so. The very i was thinking backstage, the very first time i was ever on television was on your show at late night. First standup that i ever did. And i remember being backstage and how nervous i was and being here. And i was like, okay, well, at least i can just sit this time. Jimmy yeah. And look at you now. You exactly you are you i know you did some weekend update summer shows. Yeah, you were you came by and were on one jimmy i did. Which was fantastic. Jimmy no, please, i love doing it. I mean, i get nervous doing that. No way, how . Jimmy i dont know. I mean, here i feel at home, i can do whatever. But something about snl makes my heartbeat. Well we i get more nervous if youre there, because youre the person i watched do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy please. I mean, but do you feel like i remember i used to feel like on saturday night live when you had the summer off, you were missing all the great jokes. Oh, yeah. Well, we missed like scaramucci. Jimmy yeah. You know. Jimmy you missed him. Just, like, i mean he kind of missed almost everyone missed him. He was only there [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats true. It was only two weeks. But, yeah. Yeah, you but the good thing is now, whatever we missed we can be confident hes going to come up with something new. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Something else is going to go down. Its waiting for us, its like a little present when we get back. And you guys, you and seth came on together. Which is probably the first time you came on together when we were there. Jimmy yeah. And i would have never expected the way i would see you guys was as George Washington and thomas jefferson. Jimmy yeah, we were dressed up yeah, exactly, yeah. Old period costumes. Jimmy seth had, like, an after party for his show. And i was telling him, you should go dressed as thomas jefferson. Hes like, no. [ light laughter ] but it was fun. I want to hear everyone has a lorne story about meeting lorne for first time. Yeah. Jimmy lorne michaels, the creator of saturday night live and the producer of this show. But how did you meet lorne . Do you remember it . I remember going in and interviewing. And i was interviewing to be a a writer. So i was 22 years old. I went in to be a writer. And i first i met with the head writers for the show. So tina, at the time, and Andrew Steele were the head writers. And i went in and i was really scared about that meeting. Because and i was right in retrospect. Like, that was the big meeting. cause they were the ones that were really digging in and read my submissions. That was scary. And the people going into that meeting just told me, you dont say anything insane. Which normally i i dont go around saying insane things. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] so now, now its got you thinking. Not i worry. Jimmy wait. But when someone tells you it, youre like, oh my god, well, i better not Say Something insane. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, do i say insane things . Just yell out razzmatazz in the middle of an interview, or go canucks. Whatever, i dont know what people yell. Jimmy razzmatazz. And and so i got through that meeting and then they were like, oh, and were also going to have you interview with lorne. Jimmy as youre there as im leaving. I had no idea. And sometimes its better not to know, cause you cant overthink it. So theyre like, were also going to have you go in and meet with lorne. And i was like, great. [ light laughter ] and then so i go in to meet with lorne. And he sits down and he starts asking me all these different questions me about me and my life. You know, like, where are you from . Like, what else you been doing with your life . And ive been, like, nothing much. [ light laughter ] and he asked me, and he was like, whats your favorite cast that you watched, when you watched the show, snl . And i was like, oh, i loved farley and sandler and rock and spade. And he was like, and dana . And i was like uh, yeah, i loved dana too. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Of course, i love dana carvey. Hes the best, you know. And he is like, okay, good. Good. [ light laughter ] and then all these questions. And then goes, now do you have any questions for me . Which is classic interview thing you should be prepared for, but i was not. Jimmy you were not, yeah. And he goes, do you have any questions for me . And i was like, yeah, like where are you from . [ laughter ] jimmy thats not bad. I mean you flipped the script. Yeah, you flipped the tables ask him his own questions. Its really bad. Jimmy genius. Its really bad. Jimmy its awful. Yeah. And then he is like, well, you know, im from canada. And i came here to, you know, start the show. And i was like damnit, i knew that. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, you totally knew. Very famous facts anyone would know. And then he was like, see you maybe you had the same thing with him. But he was like, anyway, see you around. And then you dont know what that means. Like, see you around, like, maybe youre hired . Or see you around, like, maybe come back in ten years when you know better than to say, where are you from . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, Something Like that. But look at you now now youre like, youre crushing it on weekend update. I mean you and michael, it is fantastic. I love i love doing it. Jimmy great job. [ cheers and applause ] very lucky. I love doing it with che. Jimmy youre really good at it. Youre really great at it. Do you remember asking me for advice . Do you remember this at all . I do. Jimmy you do. Yeah, i i remember right before we started at the very first time i went on update, i emailed you, and i asked like if you know, because youve come back and youve hosted. And ive met you and stuff. I was reaching out. You were very nice. And i said do you have any advice or anything . And you sent me a couple things of advice and one of them was, whatever you do, dont like take a weird moment and like introduce yourself at the beginning of a segment. Just like, go into it. Get to comedy. Start doing it. Jimmy yeah. Youre doing weekend update like, fake newscasters, kind of. Fake news. But the original fake news. Jimmy the original fake news. Yeah. Get into it. Jimmy get to it. Get to the jokes. Yeah and crush, yeah. Very first i thing i did, take a moment to do a real weird introduction. [ light laughter ] and i didnt do it at dress rehearsal. And then in between dress and air, someone is like, well you got to do you got to introduce yourself. And, you know, people just tell you things. Youre like, oh, i better i better do it. And then i did it. Then afterwards, immediately your advice came to mind right after and i was like jimmy after you did it. Damnit jimmy you were like hi, im so excited to do this segment. And i go, colin, thats exactly what i told you not to do. Yeah. Yeah. And i love dana carvy. Why did i blow it . Jimmy and you love dana carvy. Yeah. But here you are. You won nine emmys. Congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] well i jimmy well, saturday night live. Snl i didnt know, it was the first time snl had won best show in 23 years. Which is probably that time that i loved watching the show, like jimmy isnt that insane. Isnt that insane . Jimmy that doesnt make sense. And lorne was very generous. And we all came the cast all went up on stage. It was just so exciting. Like, ive never been up on stage at the emmys. And everyone is like congrats, you finally got an emmy cause i think weve been nominated ten times and lost. And he was like, you finally got that emmy. And i was like, yeah but, you know, i dont get one. Like, i dont get a trophy. Jimmy you dont get a a trophy . I dont get a trophy. Like, just the producers of the show get one. So i was on stage and my family was like, yeah, were going to come by and see that trophy. [ light laughter ] jimmy nothing. Im like, yeah, no. But how about that stage . [ laughter ] thats pretty cool too. Jimmy do you walk down the street . Do you go like, do people recognize you abd you go, man, im doing what i want to do . This is great. Yeah, it feels good. It feels, you know, of course people you know jimmy did you want to be on camera or a writer . No, i always wanted to be like, only update. Update is the only thing i ever thought i wanted to do. Jimmy and so whos the premier, you have we got ryan gosling. [ cheers and applause ] for the new blade runner movie. And we got jayz, musical guest. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not too not too shabby. Not too bad. Jimmy when tina and i did weekend update, we we were trying to think of a good, like, kind of a good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. Which we actually took from chevy chase. But we we tried a bunch of Different Things. What do you guys say . You and michael when you we kind of just well, remember, we did one time we got to do it with you guys. We did that thats the signoff that chevy did originally. Which was really coo. It was on his birthday, which is really cool. I remember that. Jimmy goodnight and have a a pleasant tomorrow. Such a great line. Jimmy tina and i tried a a bunch of Different Things. What were other ones you tried . Do you remember . Jimmy like, im jimmy fallon and im tina fey, and when we get together, its news. [ light laughter ] it got that reaction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didnt stick. It didnt stick. Jimmy oh, it was really awful. cause we went through so many awkward phases dude, youre so lucky that you didnt go through the awkward phases. Oh my, are you are kidding me . I feel like we had two years of it. We were like we didnt know what we were doing for a year. Jimmy no, but your hair always looks good. You have ever seen my haircuts . [ laughter ] i had the worst haircuts. You had a great it was true variety show in terms of hair. Jimmy i tried so many different looks. I tried asymmetrical haircut once. I thought that was going to be cool. That would be perfect now. That would if you were in brooklyn right now. Jimmy its just and then i did a i remember i i did a slick back look. I did shaved three lines in my hair. No, you didnt. Jimmy yeah. My last show classic newscaster look. Jimmy what was i doing . I was so awkward and timid. Brian williams i think has that now. Jimmy yeah, he does, that, yeah. I remember tina looking at me and shes like, this is awful, dude. Im like what what are you doing . Im like, i dont know, im trying something different. What is you have tried you should have had the exact same as tina one, just come in. Jimmy she tried a bunch of different looks too. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, next time shes on i want to show pictures. Thats a good one. Jimmy well, i want to say congratulations. Youre doing a great job. Oh, my god. Jimmy congrats on everything. Thank you, so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for having me. Jimmy youre the best. Colin jost, everybody [ cheers and applause ] saturday night live. Season 43 premiers one week from tomorrow. Well be right back with bruce bozzi jr. , ladies and gentlemen. 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And he is also the fourth generation descendent of the cofounder of the legendary the palm restaurants which began right here in new york city. Say hello to my pal, bruce bozzi jr. , everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy bruce. Yo, jimmy. I cant believe im sitting here on the tonight show. Oh, my god jimmy no, please, no. Im so excited to you have here. Please [ cheers and applause ] i have a lot to talk to you about because i want to talk about this show on radio andy which is great, lunch with bruce. Thank you. Jimmy but ive known you for a long time now. Yeah. Jimmy im going to say, probably 20 years. Yeah. We met each other at when palm west opened in 1999. Jimmy so youre family always, the palm, is like, your life. Yeah, my great grandfather started the palm in 1926. Were about nine years out from 100 years old. Jimmy wow. Which is crazy. Jimmy where was the first palm. Second avenue, new york city. Italian restaurant. We we i cant believe were going to be 100 years old. And it its lasted. We have about 20 restaurants. And basically, the palm is a a place people celebrate life, which is what we did. And what you did when we met, its jimmy i used to live i lived upstairs. I lived above the palm on 50th and 8th when i first started snl. My dad, actually, made me live in an apartment close to work because he goes, if the weather is bad, you got to make sure youre in there or else you get fired. [ laughter ] and i go, so thats the only reason i lived in midtown. I lived right there. But i used to come down and see you all the time. You would come down, i opened the restaurant. So, if you worked in a a restaurant you know you are there 20 hours a day. Youd come down sort of in between lunch and dinner. You know, and youd sit and youd be like and i remember one day you were there and you were really sick. Jimmy yeah. You were really sick. Jimmy i do remember this. And you know, i said, what do you need . I got you soup. You know, it was jimmy you took care of me. I took care of you. I took care of jimmy you also that was the same night, do you remember . You introduced me to Robin Williams. Yes. Well i first of all made, like, the assumption that all celebrities know each other which [ light laughter ] jimmy you came up to me and you said, you go, im sure you know him, but you know Robin Williams is in the back. And i go, oh, yeah, yeah, i know him. [ laughter ] and i was like, so excited. So i remember you gave i gave i got like a napkin to go over my arm and i had a a bunch bread rolls i was going to deliver to his table. As soon as i turn the corner. He is like, oh, oh, yes, oh, yes, thank you. And im like, and he was laughing. Like laughing before i even did a bit. He is like, who you are here with . Who are you . I want to do a bit with you. Who are you here with . Who are you . I go, im here by myself. [ laughter ] and he goes ill go to the bar and ill buy you a drink. So we went and we had a drink. And i talked about everything. I asked him all these questions. He gave me great advice. Isnt that amazing . Jimmy its the greatest. I mean, do you have all the memories of the celebrities and Different Things happening at the palm . Yeah, no, of course. Like, i mean, i grew up at the palm. I mean in the day like my father would send Elizabeth Taylor food over at the waldorf astoria, you know. Jimmy really . Yeah, shed call up. Shes like, im in town. Joe nameth would come. In the big black out of 1 1977, nameth was eating at the palm. They kept it open for him like, under candle light. But, yes, but its it is about everybody. Jimmy do you get excited about celebrities anymore . Or youre like, im used to it. Ive seen everything. No, no, no. I mean, at the palm, i we take a backseat. Its you about. So like, yes, i get excited about celebrities. But i get, you know, excited about everybody. And its yeah, muhammad ali came in. Standing ovation at palm west. I mean that was that was a big deal. You know . Jimmy isnt that amazing . Fun. Jimmy but also the the idea of the palm, i think. Is again, like you said, you feel welcome there. Its always a big deal if i go there. I dont know why. But jimmy, you were so gracious and you were so sweet and you just were like its like youre you just emanate such goodness. cause you are like here i am working the door doing my thing, running my family business, the new one. And you were like i think we were hugging the third time that, you know, you came in. Jimmy yeah, i do, i hug. Im a hugger. [ light laughter ] i hug people, yeah. But i i remember going in. Its famous for the caricatures on the wall. The drawings. How did that get started . That started in new york on Second Avenue in the 30s. The palm originated in an area of new york that at the time had a lot of newspapers syndicates. And the cartoonists at the time now the palm started in 1926. So by 1933, the market had crashed. And my greatgrandfather and his partner said come into the palm. You cant afford to pay, draw something on the wall. And it became this thing that you could eat and draw. And then it became this rivet where we were able to celebrate our customers and people that we loved. It was a reciprocal relationship. And like i said jimmy i remember i was honored. I i got my head, my very big head takes up a whole wall. Its a very big head. I never forget that. It just makes me, i was like, wow, i cant believe im on the wall at the palm. And then that means a lot to me. Thank you. Jimmy really, it meant a a lot to me. And recently you redid the l. A. Palm. Yes. We went to l. A. In 1975 and we moved recently, because it just was time. And the landlord said you can the palm is like a time capsule. So over the years faces go up so it doesnt it changes. So 40 years later we took all them off and we gave people were crying. I mean jimmy yeah. It was a big deal. And then there was one specific and he had happened to be an extremely good customer at the palm. And it coincided with this. And i said to andy cohen, i go i would like to give this jimmy cause it would mean something for me for him to have it. And i gave it to you. Jimmy you gave me this from the wall from the original palm in l. A. And i hang it in my house. This is johnny carson. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] i meant that meant a lot to me. Thank you for this. Oh, my pleasure. Jimmy i i own it with pride. Well youve earned it. And its with our pride that we give it to you. Jimmy talk about the show, the radio show. How did it come about . The radio show is fantastic. So andy choens been my best friend for 25 years. Jimmy love that guy. I mean, right . Jimmy hes unbelievable. On fire. Jimmy oh man, just one of the hardest working guys. Hardest working, heart of gold. He was out in l. A. And hes like, you know what, lets do a deep and shallow with me and you. Which was, you know, as he was launching his jimmy deep and shallow. Sure, deep and shallow. So here we are the two meatballs sitting together. And we have like these, kind of, you know, the microphone in front of us. And were talking about our food which we got complaints, because we were chomping to loud in the microphone when people heard it. Jimmy oh yeah, of course. And it was it became there thing like you were inside of the, inside of the restaurant. So like you were kind of like a a listener to what was happening. For that and the conversation was just fluid. We were talking about food. We were talking about who we thought was sexy in the restaurant. We were talking about, oh, my god there is bob daly and goldie hawn. Which we got them to come over to the table. Jimmy how cool is that . It very cool. So he sais, this is a show, my man. This is a show. We should launch this. Lunch with bruce. From that point on ive had 18 different people from actors like matt bomer, to sherry lansing, who i adore. Jimmy of course. And you know she ran paramount studios for 12 years. Jimmy so, its like inside business but its also, its a a lunch. Who its a real time lunch. Jimmy who is your dream interview . 45 minutes. 45 minute real time lunch. My dream interview is and i might i might get in trouble with my husband, but it is james franco, who you had, dave, on last night. cause i mean i have a huge crush on james franco. [ laughter ] i see him at the gym. I think he knows by now. cause im always like, hey, james, whats up . [ laughter ] and uh jimmy hes a great guest. Yeah. Hes a great goldie hawn, because andy thinks i am goldie hawn. Chrissy snow or goldie hawn is basically who he thinks i am. And diane keaton. Who when she is calm, i just i cant even speak. Jimmy shes the best. Shes the best. Jimmy well, all right dude. Its going to happen. I love you. Im so happy you came here tonight. Thank you so much. Jimmy thank so much. Congratulations on the show. [ cheers and applause ] bruce bozzi jr. , right there, everybody. Check out lunch with bruce on siriusxm radio andy. Well be back with music from Billie Joe Armstrong. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] get 40 off on coit Residential Cleaning Services including carpet and hardwood, tile, stone, even air ducts and window treatments. And your satisfaction is 100 guaranteed or your money back. Thats 40 off everything coit cleans. Call or click today. The best things in life theyre free thats 40 off everything coit cleans. Stars belong to everyone they cling there for you and for me flowers in spring the robins that sing the sunbeams that shine theyre yours and their mine love can come to everyone the best things in life theyre free including carpet and hardwood, tile, stone, even air ducts and window treatments. And your satisfaction is 100 guaranteed or your money back. Thats 40 off everything coit cleans. Call or click today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is the front man for the grammywinning band green day, who will play tomorrow in central park at the global citizens festival. Performing ordinary world off of green days number one album, revolution radio, please welcome Billie Joe Armstrong [ cheers and applause ] where can i find the city of shining light in an ordinary world how can i leave a buried treasure behind in an ordinary world the days into years roll by its where that i live until i die ordinary world [ cheers ] what would you wish if you saw a shooting star in an ordinary world id walk to the end of the earth and afar in an ordinary world baby we dont have much but what we have is more than enough ordinary world where can i find the city of shining light in an ordinary world how can i leave a buried treasure behind in an ordinary world baby we dont have much but what we have is more than enough ordinary world [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Billie Joe Armstrong green days south american tour kicks off later this fall. My thanks to the cast of will grace, colin jost, bruce bozzi, jr. , Billie Joe Armstrong once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. Hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight edie falco host of the opposition comedian Jordan Klepper fashion icon and author Grace Coddington featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyer seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Following President Trumps recent threats to totally destroy north korea, leader kim jongun yesterday, called trump a mentally deranged u. S. Dotard. [ light laughter ]
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