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Im sorry. Big difference between that situation and this one is that oj at least had the good sense to wear gloves. I have a lot riding on this series. Specifically, a ride on dj khalid jet ski. Dj khaled, lives in miami, and i made a bet. If the heat win, he gets my classic donkey kong junior arcade game. Which would be a real bummer for me. My wife is hoping he wins. The lakers are looking to close it out tonight. One team has come back from down 31 in the nba finals. Sadly for the heat, that team had lebron james on it. They do not. Lebron has been great, as usual. The most valuable player for the lakers might be the late great kobe bryant. His memory has been a driving force, an inspiration for the lakers and this city all season long. As a tribute, the lakers are wearing special black mamba uniforms. When i thought 2020 had completely drained my soul, this happens. It makes me feel like i might have a bit of emotion or two left in my body. Lebron james once again is favored to win mvp. That would be lebrons fourth nba finals mvp award. It would score him a much needed fourth dodge durango. I dont know if this is exciting or if its a jinx. Lebron is making his first ever appearance on the wheaties box. Which is cool. This is a tradition, putting an athlete on the cover. Goes back to 1958. Do people still eat wheaties . Or do they just exist so athletes can be on the box . This is an honor for lebron. Hes not the only one in the series whos part of the breakfast club. Miami heat president pat riley has been on the count chocula box since 1988. A very long time. Because of the pandemic, all the playoff games were set in orlando inside what they call the bubble. This has been one of the most successful bubbles of all time, right up there with Michael Jacksons monkey. The bubble has been effective, but also mysterious. From a media standpoint, a cone of silence. We dont know much about what went on in there. Now that the playoffs are almost done, we asked some of the players who were in it to share what they were up to in the bubble. I ordered this and i married it. This is my new wife linda. Say hi. I punched goofy. I dont regret it. You know what you did, goofy. Sometimes i hugged the ice machine just to feel something. I drank so much wine that i became a wine snob. Delicate. I ordered pay per view for a whole month. Man. That is funny. I started a sex cult with myself. Jimmy well, you know what . You cant play pingpong forever. We have a great show for you tonight. Jamie foxx is with us. We will be back with a new game called truth or shorts. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] gold by Andreya Triana we believe. In coffee that opens more eyes to black business. Sing it, yeah, yeah make believe made for everyone. Yeah, yeah a wave of confidence. A lighter load on the planet. Flavors that set a new course and a hundred shades of beautiful. We believe in good we can all afford. 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One on one matchup, our own guillermo versus Spencer Dinwiddie in our firstever edition of truth or shorts. Guillermo welcome to the game truth or shorts. Im here with mr. Spencer. Im going to ask you a question. You tell me the truth or put a pair of shorts shorter than your shorts. Do you understand . I got you. Lets do it. Guillermo lets do it. Anyway. Lets do it. Truth or shorts. Guillermo truth. Have you ever showed up to work hung over . Jimmy ha, almost all the time. Truth truth or shorts . Truth. Guillermo whos better, Michael Jordan or lebron . Thats easy, Michael Jordan. Pronounce my name correctly. Jimmy okay. Spencer dinnywiddy. Change your shorts. Guillermo all right, mr. Spencer. These shorts from the celtics in the 80s . Guillermo yeah, larry bird wear these shorts. Truth or shorts . Truth. Who was the last person you lick . Yeah, no. Shorts i got you this time. Dont you worry. Guillermo i like your shorts. Truth or shorts . Guillermo truth. Who is your favorite celebrity that you ever kissed . Guillermo wow. It can be shaq. We dont judge. Guillermo it was charlize theron. You didnt kiss her. Guillermo yeah, i did kiss her. Truth you have her number . Guillermo no, i dont have her number. Round dos truth or shorts. Guillermo i have a feeling its going to be hard so i take shorts. Shorts guillermo these shorts are from sofia vergara. Wait, hold on. I think someone left a cheese here. Truth or shorts . Guillermo truth. If you could tell your wife to change one thing about herself, what would it be . Guillermo i think i have to put some shorts on. Smart man. Shorts guillermo these are sexy shorts. Like disco. Remember disco . I was born in 1993. Guillermo all right. Who was the biggest womanizer on the nets . Thats okay. Thats crazy. Shorts are these for men . Come on. Guillermo oh my god. Those are from 1993. Truth or shorts . Guillermo lets go with truth. What is the worst thing about working for jimmy kimmel . Please say it directly to the camera. Guillermo working for jimmy kimmel is is the shorts that you are about to put on. Shorts guillermo i dont know how to tell you, but they dont have no more shorts. Wow. Guillermo thank you for playing truth or shorts. Im guillermo. This is my friend Spencer Dinwiddie. Diniddie . Close enough. Guillermo can i give you a hug . No, sir. Jimmy very well done. We will be right back with jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] phone bill. Price on my that doesnt sound confusing mama. Youre on tmobile, taxes and fees are included. Oh come on, its always extra fees not on tmobile mama. Why cant all my bills be like this . I dont know mama. Bye mama, love you. Anthony . Umph at tmobile,taxes and fees are included. Get 4 free 5g Samsung Galaxy s20 fes with 4 new lines. vo home is where dad takes to the next level. Pillsbury grands biscuits. By my health insurance. And this is the aflac duck who helped me cover it. Aflac. 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For years, the residential burden has gone up. While the corporate burden has gone down. Prop 15 reverses that. It closes corporate loopholes and invests in schools, small business, and firefighters. And when the big corporations pay more, your tax bill goes down. Thats right. A savings of a hundred twentyone dollars a year for the average home. Give homeowners a break. Vote yes on 15. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Jimmy kimmel live game night. Later tonight, we have a new show with liam neeson and norah jones. Our guest tonight might be the most talented person in the world. A comedian, yoga instructor, you name it, he does it. He is the lead character in the new disney pixar movie soul. Its coming to disney plus december 25th. Welcome jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] even on zoom you know how to make an entrance. Thats a beautiful folding chair you have. Is that a designer . Its embarrassing. I thought i was coming into the studio. Now you get a chance to see you know, my kids call this black mansion. The ghetto mansion. As you see, i got Outdoor Furniture indoors. A card table. Jimmy that is a couch for a lot of people. A crib like this. Jimmy how many people can sit on that couch . Thats the biggest couch i have ever seen. Hey, listen, man, look. We have parties in here, unless my boy speedy brings over some of his people, we can fit a lot, a lot of i mean, come on, bro. I didnt know. Jimmy on a friday night, the lakers in the nba finals, potentially the final game of the series. What will you be doing if we didnt have this virus going around . Listen to me. First of all, i would have this lebron james shirt on. Thats it. Think about it. The man is so poetic. Lebron james coming to l. A. God bless kobe bryant. It seems like everything is lining up. To have this happening, i think we need some goodness. Jimmy we do. We really do need some goodness. Of course, they need some goodness in miami, too. But its a different kind of goodness than we need here in l. A. We need our goodness. You are from dallas. Are a mavericks or lakers fan . Im a lebron james fan. Jimmy you love lebron james. Has lebron seen the imitation you do of him . [ laughter ] i dont know. I think lebron saw an impersonation of him at the wrong time. I was doing a commercial for under armour, which was steph curry. They was going at it. I think i did i dont know if he was i dont know, you know, if he liked that. Jimmy oh, is that right . Is there not you guys are not pals . He doesnt come over to the house with speedy . You know what . We have had everybody here except lebron. Its time for the king to come through. He knows im a huge fan because i think we were at a fight. The Floyd Mayweather fight. We were at the fight and i saw him off in the distance. You know, i didnt want to be, you know i just like he was like [ laughter ] got that kind of relationship. Jimmy have you tried putting tacos outside . On tuesday, he goes nuts for those. Taco tue [ applause ] jimmy how many People Living in your compound . I wont say house. I know its more than that. 18. 18 people doing covid. Because we was like, listen, lets bunker down. We didnt know it was going to last that long. Jimmy right. My mom, dad, niece, nephew. Their parent. So its like 18. Literally on saturday sundays we creep out to this little park and we have enough to play a softball game. Thats how many people. Jimmy bigger than the nba bubble. Do you have anyone in the bubble who escapes or doesnt follow the rules or you find out they are doing something . Bro, listen, here is my problem. Remember when covid first started . It was like we were at war. You opened a window its right outside everyone, get down covids right outside you know what im saying . I was into it. I remember i literally look, you see this little bar right there . Thats all food, bro. That is all toilet paper and tollhouse cookies. We went crazy. Jimmy yeah. Right. Now, all of a sudden, now its like, oh, maybe you see people, oh, i might go out and have dinner or something. Until 45 got that thing. Oh, lets back up. Jimmy did you notice i wonder if this is just me. I noticed suddenly there was much less traffic in l. A. After trump got the coronavirus. It was sudden. When the leader of the free world got the cooties, it was crazy. Then you know, he didnt even they gave me the virus, i dont have the virus, i have the virus, but im going to be okay, theyre trying to give me the virus. Like, what is going on, bro . Jimmy its hard to figure out what is going on. With your family in the house, you and your daughter sold a show to netflix whats the name of the show . The show is called dad, stop embarrassing me. Jimmy yeah, thats right. Its based on what . Come on, brother. Its based on me and her, and its all of our stories of her growing up and me just taking every opportunity i could to just embarrass the hell out of her. Jimmy yeah. And so we put it together. We took it to netflix. We have been shooting during covid. We have been very, very careful. We have been shooting. Bro, it is laugh out loud funny. I happened to get david allen greer. From in living color. Jimmy the best. Hes on the show with me. Hes playing my father, actually. Its like two dads, grandfather and dad. I mean, but bro jimmy whats the age difference . In real life. I think dave is only 54. He just wears it like hes 74. Jimmy right. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes just got that he just fell into a man listen, were doing characters just like how we were back in in living color. Jimmy really . Every chance i get a chance to do a character there was one episode about church. My daughter on the show is like, im sort of church, yoga. Im sort of stuck. I think church is overdone. All of my family is all black and we live in atlanta. Were like, no, black people go to church on sunday. She says, dad, all they try to do is make money on church. I said, no, not this church, this church is very intimate. You cut to the church. And we literally introduce the pastor like Michael Jordan. And now give it up for your evangelist i come out and i play this character called reverend sweet tea. Listen, its without giving it away jimmy this sounds good. We have to take a break. You are in the new disney movie. Its called soul. Jamie foxx is with us. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] olm, you know that audibles got a lot more than audiobooks . Of course, podcasts. Originals. Bestsellers. Future bestsellers. Sleep stories. Sleep stories . What are you talking about sleep stories . Malcolm. Oh wow. Malcolm. Malcolm malhey no roxy, hey roxy, get out of malcolms house the most inspiring minds. The most compelling stories. All in one place. Audible. I cantwhat . Ve it. That our new house is haunted by casper the friendly ghost . Hey jill hey kurt movies . 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What is she some sort of goddess . Athena . Persephone . Hera . Dionysus . No, im claire is that one . No clue. Agh yes, whoohoo you see that, dad . Thats what im talking about. You know what thats going to say . Joe gardner. Ha ha ha youre never going to believe what just happened. I did it, i got the gig. Yes i dont know, i dont know. Dorothea williams, can you believe it . Just dont tell my mom about this, okay . Forget class, im in a different class. Im in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy, you thaig . You know what im saying . Aghh jimmy thats jamie foxx in soul. Its the new disney pixar movie, on disney plus december 25th, Christmas Day, which is exciting. At the foxx family, would you guys watch a movie together on Christmas Day . Yeah, as long as we dont tear each others heads off. Weve been together a long time. I think in my family, weve got 45 minutes. 45 minutes. Nobodys going to tear each others head off, so at least well be able to get through the first part. Jimmy i know what the movie is about. I watched it with my kids and we loved it. Its really good. Its about this guy in new york who is a jazz musician, joe gardner. He really wants to make it big in jazz, which is like an oldschool music. Just as he gets his big gig, he walks out and falls into a manhole and goes to this place, this magical place where all souls go. Basically in pixar fashion, they tackle a subject we always wondered about, where do souls come from . Annd a whole host quest love, i mean it just makes for a great a great goodfeeling movie, man. Jimmy has your youngest daughter seen it . They all saw it. My kids are a great, great measurement stick. Because theyre like their knowledge is crazy. You say, whatd you think of the movie . Well, the third act for me what that is . They break stuff down. The fact that they dug it, i felt cool. Sometimes when they see something without me and come back and they dont mention the movie, they Start Talking about sports or something, oh, must not have went good. But they dug it. Jimmy isnt that interesting how in tune you are to their reaction and how important that is to you. You know how we are. As comedians, every joke, everything, what did you think of it . You get this. It was good. Or, there was a question mark. You know how we are, man. They gave me a thumbs up, so im good. Jimmy you were at the finals and that game seven in 2016 in oakland when lebron and the cavaliers beat the warriors to win the nba. What was that like . And who were you with . First of all, i was with my kids. Second of all, we didnt have tickets. [ laughter ] we didnt have tickets. Game six or seven. We went to game six in cleveland. I used my head, i used everything, a box set of jamie foxx, to get in. Then we got some okay seats. And i was like, okay, dont you know, they took care of it. Game seven, we flew to oakland, no tickets. But the cool part about it was, it was all black guys that was security outside. I was like, oh, good, yeah i get to a certain point where the black guys ran out. It was three white guys. I said, man. We aint going to get in here. Then all of a sudden, chris tucker pulled up in a big van with him and his son. It was crazy. Him in a i said, chris, whats happening, baby . Oh, they got our tickets. Oh, lets jump in with you to make it easier. We jump in. We were sitting in the Golden State Warrior box. The way we got in, i let my kids go through the security first. Jimmy uhhuh. Then the tickets, i said, guys, its not about the tickets, my kids are over there its a security issue, can i please get in . Jimmy im too famous. We are actually in the golden state box. We couldnt really cheer. Every time lebron made a shot, oh, man. Jimmy all right. I want to alert security, be on the lookout for the foxx family. Soul on disney plus december 25th. Thank you, jamie. Jamie foxx, everybody. Thanks for watching. Apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. Later tonight, a new show with liam neeson, killer mike, and norah jones. Lets do this again then, shall we . [ cheers and applause ] building a better bay area, for a safe and secure future, this is abc7 news. I dont want to teach anyone, because i dont want to teach. Teachers under fire after this video surfaced on social media. It shows the pair bad mouthing their students. Good evening. It was recorded after a Virtual Class ended yesterday. Stephanie sierra spoke with the mother who saw it all happen. Its so frustrated to know that these kids are technologically illiterate. Reporter this is the voices of two teachers at Jessie Bethel high school in vallejo. Thursday afternoon. But before these teachers logged out, this was caught on camera

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