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Gordon sonde land, th gordon sondland. He was the gentleman in the mid of the ukraine negotiation. He initially said he was not involved, he didnt know anything about any quid pro quo. But then two of his colleagues testified that he did, they said he did know trump was withholding military aid in exchange for dirt on the bidens. So sondland did something highly unusual. He revised his testimony. He now says he did know that stuff he said i didnt know last week. He claims his memory was refreshed, and he now recalls telling a top adviser to the president of ukraine that they would not get military aid unless they launched an investigation into the bidens. Gee, i wonder what jogged his memory . Maybe he started taking those yoe mega supplements or something in they say those are very effective against perjury. Which means our president might not be telling the truth. I know, im disappointed in him, too. I really am. And i have more bad news for the president. According to a New Washington abc poll, all Democratic Candidates are polling ahead of him. [cheers and applause] joe biden, 56 . Elizabeth warren, bernie sanders, pete buttigieg, Kamala Harris all lead trump, as do bedbugs, r. Kelly, slow wifi, the late eddie money, honey boo boo, dr. William cosby. Dinner parties where you dont know anyone, matt damon, and mama june all lead trump. Trump isnt worried. The last time he came in second it all worked out fine. To cheer himself up, the president held himself a peppy little rally in kentucky in which he managed to lie about his position on health care and come up with a brandnew slogan all in one sentence. We will always protect patients with preexisting conditions. And we will also protect you with preistiexisting physiciaw about that . Preexisting physicians. First time ive ever said that. Just thought of that. Jimmy well, i believe it. It makes almost no sense at all. But that little detour paled in comparison to this. This is really so embarrassing. This man is so insecure, even though hes standing in front of thousands of people wearing his hats and chanting his name, he still cant resist showering himself with loving praise from an angry old lady named lou dobbs. The great lou dobbs. And he said, when trump took over, president trump, he used to say, trump is a great president. Then he said trump is the greatest president since ronald reagan. Then he said, then he said, no, no. Trump is an even better president than ronald reagan. [cheers and applause] and now hes got me down as the greatest president in the history of our country, including George Washington and abraham lincoln. [ laughter ] jimmy can you imagine, like anyone else in the world talking like that . Stroking themselves so vigorously in front of other people . Its crazy. We have a crazy person running our country, and not only that, hes also still demanding more credit for the military strike on the leader of isis. They can take what we did two weeks ago with the number one terrorist in the world. And they make it look as bad as possible. In fact, i love dogs, but they gave the dog full credit. They didnt give me any, thats okay. The dog got the credit. Jimmy well, it took three years, but our president is finally feuding with a dog. [cheers and applause] you know, donald trump doesnt have a dog, but he claims he likes dogs because it would be unpopular not to like dogs, but he doesnt have a whole lot of good things to say about dogs. Beto quit like a dog. Its hot as hell in this room. Im sweating like a dog. Theyd throw you the hell out like a dog. Im watching marco sweating like a dog, and i see her barking like a dog. Because honestly, he cheated like a dog, just like a dog. He choked, like a dog he choked. He choked, he choked like a dog. Got thrown out of the navy like a dog. He died like a dog. She lied like a dog. No, none other than my friend snoop dogg. Jimmy thats an entirely different dog. But this was not only a scary day for the president , it was a bigly day for his third favorite son, donald jur. Who released hs first book triggered. Everything he tries to do, joe roggin did a year ago. The liberal media, basically, for 18 you get to read his fathers twitter account. One of the more interesting personal tidbits in the book is his defense of accusations that his father is a racist. He wrote, oh, by the way, given all the things my fathers been sold, it seems odd that his son would be allowed to vacation with a black man or hang out with michael jackson, doesnt it . Yes, it does, thats very odd. Nothing says i love my son more than leaving him alone in a room with michael jackson. Your fathers not racist, hes insane. Meanwhile, while all this tumult is tumulting p whe, where in thd is sean spicer . Everybody dance now jimmy look at that. Is that a dance . Hes just as good at dancing as he was at handling the press. Give me a little more of that, will you . Jump, jump, jimmy yeah, and after that dynamic perform arrange se dynamic performance, sean spicer survived and is still on dancing with the stars. No one was more surprised by this stay of execution than his dance partner, jenna. The first couple who is safe is sean and jenna. Jimmy what . Another thats the same face melania made on election night. The judges have now had enough of this sean spicer. Carrie ann and alba openly expressed dismay as to why he was still in this, and they werent at all subtle when they gave the scores. Carrie ann. Its a seven. Jimmy bruno went a little too far, but i guess, sean spicer has become the sanjaya of dancing with the stars. People are voting for him just out of spite. His former boss tweeted for him, you know today is a real election day, last night, trump wrote, vote for sean spicer on dancing with the stars. Hes a great and loyal guy whos working very hard. I hope all these redhatted people remember how passionate they were about this televised chacha contest when one of their sons tells them they want to try out for cabaret. We shared the halloween candy youtube challenge. Parents pretend theyve eaten their kids candy, and the kids lose their minds. Theres one i particularly enjoyed starring a brother and sister duo. Last night we showed part of the video. This is the full video. I want you to pay special attention to the sister. Because the brother is in the foreground, yelling, but the sisters just storming around the house, busting things up. While you guys were at school, i ate all your halloween candy. Why . I was really hungry. Okay, mama. I have a prize for you. Can we have a trickortreat bucket . Heres your buckets. I ate all your candy. Im sorry. You, you, you have a cavity now. You have a cavity now . I ate it all. Mommy, you have a cavity now . No. Im telling on you, really. Thats not fair julianna. Not so good are you. Tomorrow im going to eat your stuff, for real. And im not going to give you any goodies, just papi. Thats so rude of you. I was really hungry. You got to eat some vegetables, not go now go where do i go . Go eat some vegetables. Go, now i hate trick or treating whats wrong with you, julianna . One go now go eat vegetables, now now that was all your fault go smash my trick or treating bucket see, youre making her sad, say sorry. Im sorry. Good jimmy well, thats quite a performance. And i really, i love these kids so much, i wanted to know more about their family, so we tracked them down, and joining us now, please say hello to jana, raoul, and their children. Hi, guys. Hello. Jimmy how are you feeling today, kids . Are you happier . Yes. Jimmy do you know who i am . Yes, we know, jimmy kimmel. Jimmy yes, im the guy who told your parents to pretend they ate all your candy. Were you really mad yesterday . Yeah, we told mommy to eat all her vegetables, and i smashed my trick or treating bucket. Jimmy i saw. You really smashed that bucket up. And now you dont have a bucket for next year, do how much candy did you get for trick or treating this year . Did you get a lot . A hundred thousand. I told mommy, im going to call the police on you. Candy police. Jimmy raoul, why did you ti tell your mom to eat her vegetables . Its healthy. Jimmy oh, its healthy . Its not healthy no, its not. Jimmy raoul, why did you take your shoe off . Because i can hit my mom. Jimmy but you didnt, you werent really, you werent really going to hit your mom with the shoe, were you . You were . Whats your favorite candy . Gum eye wormy jimmy how about you, julianna, what candy. Mommys butt. Jimmy mommys butt. I havent had that. And dad, is your favorite candy also mommys butt . [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] jimmy joanna, are you starting to realize thissa b is bad idea . I think so, yes. I dont care. Jimmy hey, raoul, what did you think when you saw the video of yourself yelling at your mom on tv . You know, julianna, you didnt say one word in that video, now you wont stop talking. All right, kids. Im sorry that you got upset, but it was very funny. Do you think it was funny . Yes. Jimmy raoul says its not funny. Guys, will you do this again next year and see if you can remember it . No, no, no. Jimmy but next year, really eat their halloween candy, okay . Okay. Jimmy thank you. Theres the vai family. Jimmy all right. See, you know candy gets the kids crazy. This is why you should eat it all. We have a great show for you tonight. We have music from hootie and the blowfish josh lucas is here. And well be right back with mandy moore. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. Mm, uh, what do you . Not this. Oh, what am i into . Mostly progressives name your price tool. Helps people find Coverage Options based on their budget. 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For zerodollars a month when you trade in your iphone7 or newer in any condition. sprintern seriously, any condition paul and with sprints 100 total satisfaction guarantee you can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. sprintern can i get a. [air horn beep] its iphone season. Hey paul, do you love it . paul yeah. sprintern do you love it . paul i do. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. Jimmy hi, welcome back to the show. Tonight, from the new movie ford versus ferrari, josh lucas is here. Then, their album is called imperfect circle. Hootie and the blowfish from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, we will be joined by the alwaysinteresting shia lebeouf. Lil rel howery will be here. And well hear music from grace potter. And on thursday the cast of frozen 2, thats kristen bell, idina menzel, josh gad, and jonathan groff, with music from the teskey brothers. So please join us for all of that. Our first guest tonight is a emmynominated actress and popular singer whos worked with everyone from eddie murphy to joey fatone. Next, she finds herself in the middle of world war ii in the new Roland Emmerich movie midway. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome mandy moore. [cheers and jimmy very good to see you. Great to see you, too. Hi. Jimmy so mandy, the last time you were here, you were talking about climbing mt. Everest. Yes. Jimmy and i advised against that. You did. Im happier to report an i did not climb mt. Everest. That is like a twomonth excursion, but i did trek into everest base camp. I did about a quarter of the trip. Jimmy its a quarter of the way up . 177,600 feet. Jimmy thats pretty high. Pretty high, but everest is the tallest peak in the word, 29,000some feet. Jimmy so you wint a quarter of the way up and then down. I did. Jimmy did you fieel triumphant . That was our goal, just to do the base camp trek. Jimmy i like that, a nice, reasonable goal. It takes a week. You stay at these teahouses along the way. I climbed mt. Kilimanjaro, and you tend to stay in tents along the way up to the summit. But for environmental reasons you stay at these teahouses which are essentially like peoples homes and quasi bed and breakfasts. Its very charming. Jimmy they serve you meals and have beds and stuff like that . Its kind of rustic. You sleep on your sleeping bag, they have yak milk tea, which i became obsessed with and wanted to open a yak farm when i came back home. Im obsessed with yak milk. Jimmy are you sure you werent just starving or malnourished . Probably, yes. Jimmy its good, huh . Its delicious. Jimmy why is it better than cows milk . Cows milk hurts my stomach, but yak milk was fine. Jimmy maybe you have a yak in the yard. A yak in the back yard. Jimmy this is when you got to base camp. Absolutely. Jimmy are you full yak milk in this . Belly full of yak milk. Jimmy your husband didnt come on this trip. He didnt come. Jimmy does he want to do it again . I think he would. Hes so lovely to indulge me in these hiking trips, he had no idea what he was marrying into. Jimmy he stayed home for this one. He did. Jimmy if you do go back with him, the whole way up, youd be we saw this last time. Thats why you never go anywhere with someone when its their second time. Can you go their fifth time, but the second time is no good at all. How long has it been since you recorded an album . Its been ten years since ive released music. Jimmy and now are you currently recording or have you finished recording . I am nearly done with a record, and i released two singles already. Jimmy two singles already . Yes. Jimmy used to be you finished the record and then released the singles. I know. Jimmy how many singles will be on the record . There will be probably ten songs on the record. Jimmy these were the things back ten years ago. Ten years ago you had a compact disc. I dont even have one in my car anymore. The music landscape has changed exponentially sense i la exponentially since i last released music and when i started. Jimmy are your husband is a part of the band dawes. Hes playing on the album. Were going to go on tour together. Its pretty cute. Jimmy is that the excuse he used for not going on the trip . Im working on your record, mandy. Jimmy i have a photograph, and you posted this on instagram recently. This is from when . 1998. It was my high school, freshman homecoming dance. I dont know who told the hairstylist who did my hair it was a good idea to curl those little bits into my mouth. Jimmy its like a bighorned sheep that became depressed or something. Was that like a style at the time . I believe it was. And you can even see the little hairs here are crisscrossed, too. Like it was happenin for 98. Jimmy is that problematic when youre eating or whatever . It seems like that might be. I think it want i think i tucked them behind my ears at some point in the evening. Jimmy how long after this did you start making music professionally . Six months after that. Jimmy six months after that. You were just a baby. Just a little baby, yeah, i know. Ive been doing this for 20 years now. I feel like an old woman. [ applause ] jimmy must be the yak milk thats really brought you back to life. Its fortified me, yes. Jimmy you toured with backstreet boys. And n sync. Jimmy and n sync. I went from watching those guys on trl to like six months later opening up for them. It was completely bizarre. Jimmy did you love them . I loved them. Jimmy which of the bands did y you really love. Backstreet boys. I oscillated between nick carter and a. J. When i wanted the bad boy rocker, a. J. Was my dude. But when i wanted the sensitive, floppyhaired cute one, it was nick. Jimmy and in a way, theyve reversed roles now, havent they . They kind of have, yeah. Jimmy thats pretty crazy. 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Click, call or visit a store today. Thank you. Youre welcome. How long have you been married . Long enough to know my husbands talents. Why isnt he commanding a squadron . Well, i dont make those decisions. I understand before the war when it was about politics. But now . I told you she was a firecracker. I have to say i often wondered what kind of woman would marry dick best. Well, you have not disappointed. Jimmy that is mandy moore in midway. It opens in theaters, friday. The movie opens on pearl harbor, the attack on pearl harbor and ends with the attack on midway. Where did you shoot the movie . We shot the movie in hawaii . Jimmy the whole movie . Most of the movie. I was sadly on the set for five days, i was in the final filming of this is us. And they let me out to be a part of this incredible film and incredible ensemble. Jimmy how old are you in this is us right now . Last season i played 1685 and everything in between. Im not even joking, i wish i was. This year we focussed a lot more on present day. I played a 70yearold. Its less time in the makeup chair, but it means i get to work with my adult children, with sterling and jessie. Jimmy you are friendly with mayor pete buttigieg. I am. Jimmy how did that happen . How did you become friendly with him . And how long has this been going on . I am a massive fan and supporter of pete buttigieg. Hes my boy. I went to a Campaign Event before he actually announced, when he was and i happened to meet his husband. Jimmy his what . And we split into each others dms and became good friends, and anytime he comes to los angeles we try to make time for each other. Hes wonderful. Ive ubered him around, im his chaperone when hes in town, great. Jimmy to your point of entry was through chastin. I was like, how does it go, h e heres my phone number. Not with a candidate. But the spouse absolutely has more time. Although their lives have changed exponentially. Jimmy are you super interested in the election . Yes, its top of mind. I think its essential. We all have an incredible responsibility coming up in the next year. So its, yeah. Its something i think about all the time. Jimmy is it one of those things because sometimes when i sit down to dinner i try to, i just wonder how many minutes will elapse before someone says the word trump. Yeah. Tricky these days, right . Jimmy and its nice when it doesnt happen for a while. It is. Jimmy but that never doesnt happen. It always seems to happen. Indeed. Jimmy mayor petes your guy . Mayor petes my guy. Jimmy do you really think he has a reasonable, any chance of winning . I do. Jimmy you do . Yes if you look at the iowa polls, things keep swinging in the right direction. Im so impressed with him. I think hes overwhelmingly qualified. I think hes brilliant, and i love his message of unity. I think its something that we dont have enough of in the world right now. [cheers and applause] jimmy is there any chance that should mayor pete go on to win, is there any chance you will get an ambassadorship or Something Like that or be put in charge of something . Im pretty happy with my day job. Jimmy youre okay with that . Im okay, as long as i can get invited to the inauguration. Jimmy i have a feeli would happen. Fingers crossed. Jimmy mandy moore midway opens in theaters friday. Well be right back. Electric hygienist said going could lead to way cleaner teeth. She said, get the one inspired by dentists, with a round brush head. Go pro with oralb. Oralbs gentle rounded brush head removes more plaque along the gum line. For cleaner teeth and healthier gums. And unlike sonicare, oralb is the First Electric toothbrush brand accepted by the ada for its effectiveness and safety. What an amazing clean ill only use an oralb oralb. Brush like a pro. For new gifts at every turn . Ready come in now and see whats new and spend that kohls cash . 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Ask your gastroenterologist about humira. With humira, remission is possible. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Hootie and the blowfish are still on the way. Almost 20 years ago, our next guest starred alongside Christian Bale in the cult classic american psycho. Now he dips his big toe back in the bale bathwater with a little floater named matt damon in ford versus ferrari. It opens in theaters a week from friday. Please welcome josh lucas. [cheers and jimmy hows it goin . Im currently living in indonesia, and i brought you a Little Something from indonesia. This is a hindu god, its also a Walking Stick. Matt damon told me youd need one of these soon. Jimmy oh, he did, thank you, ill take it. That is very put it on your wall or whatever. Jimmy thats pretty great. You carried this all the way from indonesia . Specifically for me . I did. Jimmy youre not giving them out to random talk show hosts everywhere . Its a beautiful artist and a beautiful street in indonesia. Jimmy why do you live in indonesia . I live in indonesia because we came across this School Called green school balani. And they have a tag line, to create next generation of environmental leaders, and i have this very special 7yearold child, and all of us are trying to figure out how to have an impact in the world, and the best thing i could do was to give my son this experience. Looking back at this madness. Jimmy my parents would never do anything like this. This isnt one of those things where you couldnt get in any of the schools in l. A. And you have to go through this crazy thing, and youre like, you know what . Were going to indonesia . We have to go to Southeast Asia to find a school for my son. Jimmy is your school enjoying the school . He loves it, its deeply in the jungle. They make their own buildings out of bamboo. Jimmy your sons going to school in the jungle like tarzan . Wow. And do you live in the jungle . We do. Jimmy wow. We moved into this house that we rented online, which is probably the first problem. The first night we got there we started to look around. There was something a little creepy about the house. This is a true story. We real eye that there wize thaa decentsized spider that are. Th the animals that were there were like theres people in the house for the first time. The next day it got a little worse, next day got a little worse. And four days after wed been in bali, we walked in, and i see this spider that was literally the size of my hand. And on the bottom of the spider was a white sack. And i was like, what is that . Its not making sense. This is a guy who helps us out. I went out before he left for the night, and i said hey, will you come look at this spider . My whole thing was i didnt want to kill these spiders. I just wanted to remove them. Can you help me remove this big spider, but he says no, not poisonous, not poisonous. And he slaps it, and when he slaps it, it, the white sack exploded, and there were babies, thousands of babies. Jimmy oh, boy. Scatter ted all over the hou, truly in every single direction. Next thing i know i hear screaming from the other room where my son and his mother were, theyd wrapped themselves inside of a mosquito net. Shes like, theres spiders all over the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom, im like, at this point, were ain ba bali, in is the way it is, what do you expect . I walked into the bathroom, and i looked, and i realized the floor was moving. And i swear this is completely true. Its like out of planet earth, there were scorpions. Spider spiders, ants. There was a feeding frenzy, and because of it, it had brought the big spiders and big scorpions out from the different crevices of this place, i literally ran into the kitchen, started boiling water, poured bleach in the boiling water, and we threw it around and evacuated. Jimmy and i assume you went to airport and never went back there . Quite the even the balinese were like, this is totally unusual. Jimmy holy moly. Were there animals around this place . Wherever this godforsaken place youre living is . One of the parents at the school, and i love the school, its a special place. Jimmy it sounds great. But monkeys are part of your life, you know . Jimmy okay. Now were talkin. Lets go. So one of the parents comes home. Jimmy sack full of monkeys . No, a mother with three daughters. Ages 5, 7 and 9. And there inside the living room are literally a family of about 20 monkeys, including an alpha monkey, who is like, this is my house. I live here. So she literally throws the girls inside the bathroom, locks the door and starts screaming, and the monkey comes at her. The girls are locked in the bathroom, she goes out, calls her husband, they bring people and they now have more and more people come to the house. The alpha monkey and the group of the family is not going to leave. So they end up going to get a gun, not to shoot the monday key but into the air. Even at the end, it was an eighthour standoff. Jimmy with the monkeys . This is a beautiful villa. Jimmy what were they doing . Just watching tv and hangin out . They were there monkeys penetrating homes is not normal. Jimmy they till you this is i have unusual. Snakes are common. Jimmy you need to comehomeimmediately we bring great gifts. Jimmy this is fantastic, but i could probably get it on amazon. You dont have to go to the amazon. What is it like being in the jungle and then going to the premiere last night in hollywood, Culture Shock . I dont see advertising. We barely have wifi. Jimmy ah thats worse than speed thats the best thing ever. I dont see advertising. Its interesting to come home and sigh the billboards, whats hot. They took hollywood boulevard and shut it down. It was an amazing moment to go from this world that i live in, which is strange and beautiful and filled with animals and tourists and insects and all of it, its so truly of another world to come back to hollywood. Jimmy where theres animals and insects roaming around here, but our insects are spiderman. Theyre dressed like insects. Jimmy this movie, ford versus ferrari is based on a true story, and you play an executive who was pa rea real g. Leo bibi is a real Christian Bale plays one of the greatest race car drivers of all time, shelby, who is building this race car for ford, and i am in charge of the program and very much have a problem with the two of them, so i think you would relate. I think youll enjoy my character. Many think my character would be a problem. Jimmy im worried about you and your Family Living in bali there with all the spiders, and i would be in a net all the time. Whatever that bug net your family got into, wear that everywhere. But its great to see you. Thank you for my Walking Stick as well. Josh lucas, everybody. Ford versus ferrari opens in theaters a week from friday. And well return with music from hootie and the blowfish. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gclass. Mercedes benz. The best or nothing. The new tempurpedic breeze™ so no more nocturnal baking. Because the tempurbreeze™ transfers heat away from your body. So you feel cool, night after night. During our fall savings event, save up to 600 on Adjustable Mattress sets. vo i know what youre thinking. Electric, its not for you. And, youre probably right. Electric just doesnt have enough range. It will never survive the winter. Charging stations . Good luck finding one of those. So, maybe an electric car isnt for you after all. Or, is it . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank mandy moore and josh lucas. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. But first, this is their album imperfect circle here with the song hold on, hootie and the blowfish only heartbreak on the 6 oclock news they ought to call it the 6 oclock blues seems like this whole world is going wrong there aint no kind of love song we gotta hold on we gotta hold on there aint nothing that a little love cant get us through we gotta hold on when it feels like hope is gone there is a remedy for you and me we gotta hold on to each other, yeah thats just the way it is dont you know it can do any harm to keep reaching out with open arms, yeah we gotta hold on we gotta hold on there aint nothing that a little love cant get us through we gotta hold on when it feels like hope is gone there is a remedy for you and me we gotta hold on to each other, yeah oh to each other now, now everybody understands hold on Everybody Needs a helping hand oh, everybody yeah, everybody they understand now hold on Everybody Needs Everybody Needs a helping hand, yall we gotta hold on we gotta hold on there aint nothing that a little love cant get us through we gotta hold on when it feels like hope is gone there is a remedy for you and me we gotta hold on to each other hold on, yeah hold on hold on, yeah hold on oh, to each other, yeah hold on, hold on [cheers and applause] this is nightline. 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