Ten years ago yesterday, the balloon boy hoax. A man in colorado made a bogus 911 call, claiming his 6yearold son climbed into a weather balloon and flew away. My 6yearold boy, he got inside and it took off. Wheres he at . Hes in the air. Hes in the air . Yeah. Hes only, hes only 6. Jimmy turned out, the fact that the kid was only 6 was the only true part of the call. At first everyone was panicked. It made no sense. Theres no way balloon like that could lift a 60pound kid. They closed down airports in denver. The kid was in the attic. Turns out his father told him to hide in the attic so he could play dumb about the balloon stunt, get a ton of coverage and hopefully a reality show out of it. Unfortunately, for richard heeny, his son spilled the beans. Did you hear us calling us didnt . Mmhm. Why didnt you come out . You said that we did this for a show. No. Jimmy so richard heeny held a press conference to say it wasnt a hoax. Could you just say once and for all, was this some sort of publicity stunt . Was it a hoax and will you talk to the police today . Absolutely no hoax. I want your questions in the box, ill get right back to you, okay . Jimmy in the olden times, when the reporters had questions theyd put them in the box. He did some jail time. Here to speak to us on this special occasion, the balloon boy himself, falcon heeny. How are you . Im great. Thanks for asking. Jimmy how old are you . Im 16, jimmy. Jimmy if you dont mind my asking, why do you look so funky fresh . This is how teens dress now. Jimmy where are you . Im stuck in a balloon. Im over denver. Jimmy i thought your parents made it up. They did, but this time its real. Here comes a cloud, ah jimmy looked like cotton glued to a piece of cardboard. Im sorry, are you a sky scientist . Jimmy no. Its a bird, go, go, scam, scam. Jimmy is that a boom mic . Pay attention. Jimmy is this another hoax . It really seems like youre faking this again. Im insulted you would ask that. My life is in danger here. Get the hell out of here. Youre in danger. This balloon cant hold us both. Jimmy falcon, youre quite obviously not in a balloon. Im going to cut this a little short. I want your questions in a box. Ill get right back to you, okay . Where is my [ bleep ] kungpao chicken jimmy the president lashed out at nancy pelosi and had what nancy pelosi described as a meltdown. He had a wednesday. Theres nothing left to melt. The white house claims trump was measured and factual and decisive. I dont know who to believe. The best way to pressure him is a strong, bipartisan resolution to undo the damage he has done. What i witnessed on the part of the president was a meltdown. That i can say. Jimmy its right there. The president is, so the president doesnt like this idea that people know he had a meltdown, so he tweeted a photo from the meeting. Thats what he tweeted with the caption, nervous nancys unhinged meltdown. He really should be writing headlines for the inquirer. They walked out of the meeting which was supposed to be about syria. Trump was upset because the house voted on syria. Trump is stuck. Basically he gave turkey a green light to kill the people we promised to protect. Even his fellow republicans are furious. He cant reverse the decision because it would be admitting he was wrong, which he doesnt do. Today he tried to do damage control. This is a letter written by trump to his strongman buddy president erdogan. Im not sure what this was supposed to prove other than hes crazy, but this is a real letter from the president of the united states. We did not alter this in any way. Dear mr. President , lets work out a good deal, as if hes running a honda dealership or something. You dont want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and i dont want to be responsible for destroying the turkish economy, and i will. And he goes on for a while and says history will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things dont happen. Dont be a tough guy. Dont be a fool. Ill call you later. Sincerely, donald trump. Call you later. [ applause ] so he sent that letter on october 9th. Erdogan immediately sent his tanks across the border. So it was insane and infective, which is the art of the deal. 57 years ago the cuban missile crisis started and this letter from trump is eerily similar to a letter jfk sent khrushchev. When we found out the soviets were putting nukes in cuba. He wrote at that time, dear premier khrushchev, dont be a [ bleep ], okay . Everybody will say, youre the best. Youre really busting my nuts here. Give you a jingle later. So i dont know, maybe trump is one of the greats. [ applause ] his other pen pal, kim jong un, released a new package of glamour shots. There he is, the lonely ranger. Theres another one. And this beauty. You know, this is the first time, ive never thought about getting a tattoo, but im starting to think i might get this one. These photos are a big deal over there, because they show his people, they show the dear leader on the last uneaten horse in north korea. [ laughter ] these photos are not supposed to go public until valentines day until when kim jong uns releasing a romance novel. Its National Boss day. This is a day when were supposed to show our appreciation to the men and women for whom we work. It should be called national asskissing day. We went out on the street and asked people to give their boss a message on television in a special boss day edition of hide and speak. Its National Boss day. Tell us what you really think about your boss. I dont like the guy. Why not . You know, they always think they know more than you, and you got to tell them, hey, listen bud, sorry, its not that way. Uh, i think hes a dousche bag to be honest. Tell me about your boss. I think shes a [ bleep ]. He doesnt pay me extra work for extra work. Do you get free carrots or anything. Not at all, not at all. Im tired of laughing at his unfunny jokes. And just not interesting. Im tired of being fake. Hes not a good guy. Ive been waiting to get this off my chest for a while. I think my boss is a [ bleep ] to be honest with you. I [ bleep ] hate my boss. How come . Because hes fat and a bitch. A fat bitch . Yeah. Im tired of staring at [ bleep ] all day. Do you want to take the mask off . I see you staring at my boobs every day, and honestly, if you want to touchem, just ask. Jimmy i wonder if tom will be happy about that or not. Next week were going on the road to brooklyn, new york for five shows at the Brooklyn Academy of music. We have an incredible guest list which includes kelly ripa, alicia keys and many, many more. And to raise awareness, and we sent guillermo on a road trip, he is making his way across the country. And tonight the guillermomobile is in pittsburgh, at a great sandwich shop. The primanti brothers. Can you hear me . Yes, jimmy jimmy how was the ride . From chicago to pittsburgh . It was good. It was only nine hours. Jimmy whats your favorite thing about the bus . I know youve fallen in love with that bus. Nothing, jimmy, nothing. Jimmy i heard your doctor told you to lose ten pounds before halloween. Hows that going . I was doing fine until my boss sent me on this trip. And next week new york. Now terrible. Jimmy wheres tony . Tonys the manager of the restaurant. How long have you been managing the restaurant, tony . Only 45 years. Jimmy is business typically like this . Yes. Were a busy place. Jimmy show us what makes the classic primanti brothers sandwich, which i have enjoyed there myself. Show us what makes it special, toni. Its italian bread. Jimmy guillermo, why are you molesting toni . Im going to have guillermo eat a couple of these sandwiches. Hell lose ten pounds. Jimmy maybe 11. Here we have pastrami. Italian bread. Pastrami with provolone cheese. Tomatoes the fries. Jimmy who decided to put the fries on the sandwich. Now hes going to take a big bite. Jimmy yeah, take a big bite. You have a lot of customers and the legendary singer Frankie Capri is there, right, guillermo . Do you have a song to get the crowd going . Yeah, were going to sing the pittsburgh fight song jimmy guillermo, where are you headed next, guillermo, before frankie gets into the song . Ill be there tomorrow in philadelphia. Jimmy philadelphia tomorrow. I wish i was there with you right now. Bring me one of those sandwiches, will you . Sure, one our two . Jimmy well, two of course. Take it away, jimmy all right, theres frankie. Jimmy tonight on the show, music from blanco brown. Dave matthews is here. And well be right back with Jennifer Aniston. [cheers and applause] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live brought to you by command. We make ideas grow. From an everyday solution. 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Next, she returns triumphantly to tv, apple tv, on the new series the morning show, it premieres november 1st on apple tv . Please welcome Jennifer Aniston. [cheers and applause] hello jimmy how are you . Im good. Jimmy you look great, and you smell fantastic, too. [cheers and applause] this instagram thing. Its crazy. Jimmy they measured it. Its a guinness book world record. You beat prince harry and meghan markle. The royals. Jimmy you got to a million in like 12 seconds. Like the most reluctant person to join instagram. Jimmy you dont do that kind of stuff. I do now. Jimmy why are you doing it now . I dont know. Jimmy who talked you into this . I dont know. A lot of people. Just got tired of, you know, what you resist persists. Jimmy its fun to look at the stuff. Well, i havent. Jimmy you havent . No, im just trying to build content, as they say. Jimmy how do you follow that picture . I have the picture right here as a matter of fact. This is, people love this, and, but how do you follow Something Like that . [cheers and applause] its almost impossible. Ill get that framed for you. Jimmy wouldnt it be funny if you only posted reunion photos of you and the group from friends, like here they are again at my house. And you start to lose your followers. Jimmy it doesnt cost anybody anything. So i think theyll stick with you. I hope so. Jimmy you probably gained another 3 million from this conversation. What if the real big foot came out of the forest and started an instagram account, he wouldnt get this many followers. You know . Its crazy. Well, yes. Jimmy you had a fake instagram account, didnt you . It was a stalker account, yes. When i was thinking about doing this, i sort of figured it was time to kind of understand the world and dip my toe into the social media pool. Jimmy you know, the young people will call it a finstigram. Fake instagram. You know when you get a text, and theres nothing here and you realize someone has put a heart or explanation point or a thumbs up or thumbs down on somebodys something and youre like, you really couldnt just write, like a heart, i had to search through and then you have to figure out who left that thumbs up or thumbs down. It takes more time than writing a comment. Jimmy youre right. In trying to save time, were wasting a huge amount of time. Of our time. Jimmy and now youre going to waste a huge amount of time looking at instagram. Because you get sucked into it. Yeah. Jimmy oh, you will get sucked into it. You just put a curse on me, you just said you will be sucked into it. Im going to try to be really good about it. Jimmy how often do you post, have you thought about that . I havent thought about that. Jimmy you know, you have to put up another one. I do. I know that. After, like yesterday, they were like, i have to do more now, i guess. This is a big thing. Jimmy its the law. The law. Jimmy you got to do it. I watched your new show, and are you fantastic in the new show. You absolutely are. Its the morning show. The first big show for apple tv plus. You could bring the Apple Corporation down. Down. Jimmy the subject matter is fantastic. Its the morning news shows. Its very timely. Jimmy these people we feel we know these people. You wake up with them every morning. Your comfort food. They send you off in your day feeling great or not so great. Jimmy did you study, did you go and observe . Yeah. Jimmy and soak it in . I did. Weve been on the other side of it for so many years doing this. Jimmy right. But yes, i went and shadowed gma. Got there at 7 00 in the morning. And it is a fascinating world. Its like an engine that revs up from 5 00 to 7 00 and its like something you theyre like, do you need adderall . I dont need adderall. Jimmy did they say this is my desk. No, but Robin Roberts of course, they were all so gracious. And a lot of women were coming up, you got to tell them this, we cant do this, and its almost like theyre in cages going get me out of here. Jimmy do you feed that content to the writer on your show . Not all of it. Most of the stuff i kept for myself. Jimmy you internalized. So diane sawyer, you had dinner with her. Yes. Jimmy she must have told you something good. Oh, she told me something good. Jimmy tell us something. I cant. Youll see the show. See if you can pick out a dianism. I worship her. I think shes, if i could emulate anyone, its her. Jimmy did you tell her that . Of course. Jimmy did she feel uncomfortable . She loved it. I took instagram picture. Im making content, baby. Jimmy i didnt realize youve been working on this so long. One of the interesting and fun parts of the show, and i dont want to give too much away is youre driving in to work. Yes. Jimmy its night, very early. And you see this huge, digital billboard. Youre on it, your character, steve carell is on it. And you look up at it for a second, and we dont know whats going through your head at that time. Yes. Jimmy but i wonder, the first time you saw a billboard of yourself like that, do you remember . Do you have any memories of that . Was it friends . I would want to say friends. But im not sure. I have one vivid memory of along came polly. I was driving and making a left right by the whole foods, and it was this huge, and that was the first time id seen a big, big like horizontal picture of myself with my characters name in the title. I thought it was pretty cool. Jimmy it is pretty cool, right . It is pretty cool. And i imagine you didnt have a cell phone to take a picture of it. I didnt, but i have it right here. Jimmy right here doesnt get followers. No, but it goes into her. Jimmy when we come back well see a clip from the new show, called the morning show well be right back. Its jcpenneys biggest sale of shop coats for the family. 12. 99 mens and womens tops. 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You just think it and they type your thoughts. Jimmy amazing. Im glad you brought that up. Now that youre on instagram. By the way, i have an idea for your next reunion shot. Amazing. Jimmy we just talked about along came polly. Just imagine im ben stiller. Do we have somebody with a phone . This is the ferret. Is it the ferret . Jimmy this is the one. Who is this bald man interrupting our show. This has a pass code, what am i supposed to do . Wheres our technician . Jimmy no, well just. There she goes. Jimmy do you want to hold it, jen . I got to get used to this, right . You got to get closer to me. I know that part. Okay, one, two. Jimmy good. [cheers and applause] jimmy you have to know emojis, if youre going to be the number one instagramer. So now it is time to play a game. What is this stupid game called . Emojeopardy. Thats your podium right there. The goal here is, we have turned some of your projects, movies, television, into emojis, you have to look at the emojis and decode them, okay . Okay. Jimmy lets put up the first emoji. We have prizes, too. What does that represent . Friends. Jimmy youre off to a great start next emoji. Killing. Jimmy close. Youre on the right trk. Murder mystery jimmy murder mystery is correct oh, what an idiot. Jimmy youre two for two. Marley and me jimmy marley and me is correct. Next one, this ones a little more difficult. Oh, oh, oh, space, uh, earth, oh, god. Jimmy you were right at the beginning. Space, space what comes before space . Office space i honestly couldnt see what that was without my glasses. Jimmy lets see another one. Dumplin. Jimmy dumplin is correct. Uh, cake jimmy s corr youre rning the t h,eartoken hearts, broken hearts. Jimmy you were not in a movie called broken heart. I was not. I was in this one . Jimmy yes. The jimmy the is correct. This is terrible. 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He has two of them, 25 outlaws and chickapig, both are available now. Please welcome Dave Matthews. [cheers and applause] jimmy hows it goin . Its very good today. I was excited to be here since i found out i was going to be here. Jimmy im excited to have you here. I had no idea you and Jennifer Aniston were such close friends. She was just telling me in the commercial break. You went on vacation together. She didnt say it live . Jimmy in fact she denied knowing you live. Yeah. My family, sometimes we go, weve gone away, for instance, when weve summered on the islands. And, and, and, and jennifer, uh, uh, has been there. With us. Jimmy do people lose their minds when youre there with Jennifer Aniston . Its more like im bag of potatoes, and whats Jennifer Aniston doing standing next that bag of potatoes. She is, everybody everyone knows, right . Jimmy yeah. Sure. Every person alive. People are born already knowing Jennifer Aniston. So, but we, we were staying at a house, there was a house, we were in a house, in, in, summering in the islands. Jimmy uhhuh. And the woman who took care of the house was, she was, she was, she wasnt, she wasnt, she wasnt always smiling. Almost, in a sense, she was never smiling. So she was in the kitchen, and she was preparing, hello. She was preparing some food. And she was looking particularly stern this day. Probably for good reason. Anyway, she was a little stern and i was trying definitely to make her smile, because i need to be liked. Jimmy uhhuh. And i, and then she looked out, because jennifer was outside. People, she, some friends of ours, others. And, and, she said, she stopped and she said, is that the worldwide famous Jennifer Aniston . And i said oh, why, yes, it is. Jimmy did that put a smile on her face . It put a smile on her face. Jimmy there you go, thats whats happening. By the way, congratulations on the rock n roll hall of fame nomination. [cheers and applause] is that exciting to you . Were you aware they were coming out that day . I didnt know. Jimmy you didnt know. Its not because im, im excited, its a good feel, its good, im not like waiting for it, but it feels pretty good. Jimmy of course. And in good company. You know your buddy, your buddy texted me and told me. Jimmy which buddy . Jake tapper. Jimmy jake tapper. Yeah, he texted me. Jimmy hes the one who told you it happened . Yeah. But i thought it was pretty cool the newsman gave me the news. Jimmy this game that you guys have invented. Is it fair to say invented . My friend brian. Its not weird. This is how we met. Its not like i went and said im going to find a guy who makes games. He builds guitars. He built a guitar to give to jake tapper. Jimmy thats correct. Did he come up with the idea for chickabig . He said matthew, not quite as eloquently, i was playing a game with some friends of mine, and it was the stupidest game ive ever plaid and it said like a hundred million copies sold. And he came up with his own game and brought it over and we played it, it was a really good game. I was like, what . You just made that game up as a revenge . Jimmy who wins when you guys play . I dont care who wins but when i win it crushes him. Jimmy its like being beaten up by your son. And the game is very interesting. Theres oh, my god, its the ferret. Whats . What is that . Jimmy i felt the ferret didnt get the reaction i wanted earlier. So you just keep firing away. Now this is the new game. And in this one, did you invent this game . Its still him. We played it on some paper scraps, and it was another good game. I was like, whats wrong with you. Jimmy is he constantly working on games now. No, now hes trying to sell it. So i came to talk to you about it to try to sell it. Its like a charity thing. Jimmy for brian, but you designed all the artwork, you designed the whole deal. This is good. Look at that. Oh, hes fun. You have your own style, here. Are these named after anyone . These are named after my daughter. Thats lumpy joe. Lumpy joe must be a friend of brians. Jimmy theres slow sally. Thats coolhand lucas. Lucas nelson. Wasnt he just here . Jimmy he was just here last week. Did you do that on purpose . Jimmy sometimes things just work out. Theres buffalo johnny and old sam. Is old sam based on anyone in particular . Im not going to, because im sure old sam doesnt want to be referred to as old sam. Jimmy he probably thinks of himself as middleaged sam. How do you do the drawings . On paper . A digital thing . They look like wood carvings almost. Like a print, you know . Thats more my style. Thats how i make stuff. Jimmy did you obsess over this . I did, those are playing cards. It comes with a deck of cards. Jimmy why is it age 17plus . I have no idea. Is gambling immoral . Jimmy yes. I think theres jimmy its like a little las vegas. And theres, and theres poison in it. Jimmy oh, there is. So that, i think is booze. And they dont want the kids with the booze and theres also gunfights. Jimmy you dont get any of that in candy land. Although i understand thats not the best game. Jimmy even 2yearolds are like, oh, my god, this is boring. Bring my some hungry hippos. Congratulations. Who knew you were up to this, too . Dave matthews. 25 outlaws is the new game. Get it at chickapig. Com. And well return with music from blanco brown. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the amg 4door coupe. And you realize you are the the hostess with the mostest. You know when youre at ross yes yeah thats yes for less. Entertain in style all season long. It feels even better when you find it for lessat ross. Yes for less. vo the flock blindly flying south for the winter. They never stray from their predetermined path. But this season, a more thrilling journey is calling. Defy the laws of human nature. At the season of audi sales event. You know when youre at just keeps Getting Better . Ook check this out thats yes for less. Score a headtotoe look youll love and save 20 to 60 percent off Department Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Jennifer Aniston and Dave Matthews, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, this is his album honeysuckle and lightning bugs. Here with the songs funky tonk and the git up, blanco brown i woke up cold sweating a little tipsy with a circle on my eye never knew what quite hit me but i know it came from a distance i took my feelings out of the front seat then i set em by my side somehow those son o guns got away mama always told me that if you gotta make sure then you better make sure that you make the best of your mistakes uh and if you lead with your heart you need to be smart you gotta careful you better be looking both ways oooh ooh been sipping on that old jack loud pack that brownll make you frown and then you jump off in the crowd and you dont hold back no slack lets party til the sun go down and make sure that youre in it dont you hope back no jack just dont get behind that wheel and party like you never did and dont you fall short be smart and Party Party Party its your day woo hoo trailer trap right now i just need you to get real loose get comfortable grab your loved ones or grab your love partner and if youre by yourself no worries just follow after me gon and do the twostep then cowboy boogie grab your sweetheart and spin out with em do the hoedown and get into it woo hoo hoo take it to the left now and dip with it gon throw down take a sip with it now lean back put your hips in it woo hoo hoo lets have some fun to the left to the left now to the right to the right now take your left hand and put it on your side gon roll your shoulders do the slip and slide this next parts my favorite part uh because its time to shine gon and do the twostep then cowboy boogie grab your sweetheart and spin out with em do the hoedown and get into it woo hoo hoo take it to the left now and dip with it gon throw down take a sip with it now lean back put your hips in it woo hoo hoo its simple you can do it slide to the left slide to the right now cool down have a good time slide to the left slide to the right do the butterfly have a good time round and around round and around round and round you go its time to show out right now and take to the floor gon and do the twostep then cowboy boogie grab your sweetheart and spin out with em do the hoedown and get into it woo hoo hoo take it to the left now and dip with it gon throw down take a sip with it now lean back put your hips in it woo hoo hoo thank yall so much [cheers and applause] this is nightline. Tonight, body of evidence. A doting mom disappears. She has a 1yearold child. She wouldnt just leave her. The fiance charged with her murder. He is now in handcuffs right up there. Now a new star witness, the other woman, but the defense claims shes the killer, which she denies. And without a body, can there be a conviction . Plus, hes cliff. And hes diving. A twotime all american ea dash. An emergency surgery left him
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