Formal impeach monment inquiry the president of the united states. For months now, pelosi has its not going to get rid of him. Shes been very reluctant to do this, but once again, donald trump is doing what he does best. Forcing a woman to do something she didnt want to do. At least 173 members of the house now back some type of impeachment. I didnt know there were types of impeachment. Like, is there diet impeachment . Impeachment code red maybe . But trump would be the third president to face impeachment proceedings, and hes already promising that if he does it will be the biggest and most beautiful impeachment in history, that i can tell you. The reason this is happening now, if you dont know, a whistleblower, a u. S. Intelligence official filed a complaint stemming from a phone call in which trump asked the president of ukraine to dig up dirt on joe bidens son who had business dealings in ukraine, and on top of that, days before the call, trump ordered his chief of staff to place a hold on military aid to ukraine, and they needed the aid to protect themselves from his bud kndy in russia. Despite this, the president says he did nothing wrong. Even the ukraine is mekraine. He was stopping the money to clear corruption. Even he had to clear his throat. I guess he feels nothing can stop him now. He got away russia in the election. It makes perfect sense he would ask ukraine to help him with the next one. You remember when the raptors Jurassic Park tested the fence for weaknesses . He could ask north korea to bomb bette midler next. The president has promised to release the fullydeclassified and unredacted transcript of his call with the president tomorrow. We got a look at it tonight. Abc news obtained a copy of the transcript. Trump said, okay, let me be very clear, i am going to give you military, a military parade if you look into dennis bus in the rain. Thank you, are you handsome. Well, who is dennis, oh, could that be Dennis Rodman maybe . The senate voted unanimously to turn the whistleblower complaint over. That means every democrat and republican in the house believes the complaint should be released. The whistleblower has volunteered to speak to the Intelligence Committee in the house and could testify early as this week. The only whistle trump wants blown is the one to summon mike pence when he needs him. All this is because hes dumb. He gets on the phone and cant resist saying stupid stuff. In 2014, donald trump tweeted, are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence . Well, i guess were about to find out. So as this is going down, [ applause ] the president was in new york at trump tower. He spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And take a look at this. Because all this talk of impeachment. It may be going to his head. Looking around and all over this large, magnificent planet, the truth is plain to see, if you want freedom, take pride in your country. Jimmy wait a minute. Thats a nectarine. Thats not a peach. Im so sorry, folks. I guillermo. Sorry, sorry. Jimmy i need you to talk to some people. I will. I will. Jimmy trump had some supporters in the crowd. Family members we rarely see showed up. Socialism and communism are not about justice. They are not about equality. And they are certainly not about good of the nation. Jimmy the mandrell sisters came. I know. If youre under 50, you have no idea what im talking about, but google it and just go crazy laughing. Trump delivered this speech with all the passion of a teenager telling his parents how his day at school was today. He was low energy. He was slurring his words. It was like somebody swapped his adderall for ambien. And the crowd seemed sleepy, too. The attack on Saudi Arabian oil fasilt, we just imposed the highest sanctions. All nations have a duty act. No responsible government should subsidize irans bloodlust. As long as irans menacing behavior continues, sanctions will not be lifted. They will be tightened. Jimmy and meanwhile, with all of this going on, where is the president s former press secretary, sean spicer . [ applause ] schultz hut up and dance with jimmy just walking slowly while someone dances around him. Well, today, in case you didnt know, is National Voter registration day. Some people say they dont like to vote because its boring and takes a long time. Theyre usually the same people who wait three hours to get a popeyes chicken sandwich, but its not boring. In most civilized states you can do it online. In 2016, only 55 of americans who are eligible to vote voted and look what happened. So i have an idea that could get the number up. I think we need to stop calling it voting. When you say voting people imagine waiting in line for hours at an elementary school. Nobody wants to do that. Why not rename it after something Everybody Loves to do, and no, im not talking about masturbating. Im talking about from now on were going to call it complaining. Because thats basically what voting is, right . [ applause ] you dont like whats happening, you put in a suggestion box. And that excited everybody. Did you register to complain . Sorry i was late for work. The line for complaining was around the block. Then everybody could go and get one of these. Democracy fixed. Youre welcome. By the way, theres an unusual race going on in southern california. In riverside county, not far from us here in los angeles, there are two candidates with the same name. For real. One is a fourtime congressman, democrat, named raoul ruiz. And he is facing off against a republican named raul ruiz. So people look at the ballot, theyll potentially be two raoul ruizes which is confusing already and this new campaign ad isnt helping matters. Raoul ruiz is an effective leader. Raoul ruiz is an infective yesman who wants to raise juyo taxes. When it comes to issues that matter most, the choice is clear. Wait, which one was the good one . Was it the steve harveylookin dude or the guy who looks like hes 12 . One of these men is a family man devoted to public service. The other is a greedy pig. Which one is which . Your guess is as good as mine. But one thing is certain. Someone needs to change his [ bleep ] damned name. Next november, vote for one of these ruizes. Jimmy only one raul should raul them all. [ applause ] this is a story for the news that for once is uplifting. This is video from a fire in philadelphia, you can he ssee a there in the corner of the screen. A Good Samaritan pitched in. He would catch babies as they were thrown out the window, hes apparently a big Philadelphia Eagles fan. When they put him on the news to talk about his heroism, he took that opportunity to criticize a wide receiver for the eagles. Took the ladder off the track, raised it up and assisting people down. My manager started throwing babies out the window. We was catching them, unlike aguilar and his mishaps. [ laughter ] jimmy eagles fans are the best. Even after catching babies out of a burning building they take time out to crap on their own team. And the player, Nelson Aguilar took the burn pretty well. He got word of what happened and is responding tonight with an invitation. He tweeted out. Thank you for being a hero in the community. Would like to invite you and your family to the next game, twitter, help me out and get me in touch with him. Jimmy yeah, so i can give limb a ha him a hard elbow to the throat. In food news, Pumpkin Spice spam went on sale yesterday. I know, already, its sold out, in less than seven hours it completely sold out. And for those who werent able to get your hands on any, hormel is reassuring customers, dont worry, it will be available again when you get to hell. Spam, the company, tweeted this yesterday. As it turns out, it was pretty popular, what are you cooking up with your spam pumpkin miss. We have 15 other flavorful varieties. There are 15 varieties . There are 15 varieties of hepatitis. Anyone who willingly purchased this product is a sick, disturbed individual with no regard for his or her wellbeing which is a long way of saying i got some, i bought some spam, im very wellconnected in the canned meat community. So im going to try it. So guillermo, please bring in the Pumpkin Spiced spam. Here we go. Is this on . Is this hot . It is. Jimmy have you ever had spam before . Yes. Jimmy you have . Yes. My mom made it when i was a kid. Jimmy its brandnew. Its so appetizing. Wow. Jimmy its, definitely smells like dog food. Okay, all right, so thats spam. A lot of people have never even tried spam. Im going to tell you something, i kind of like spam. Im okay with it. Ive ahad i ive had it. Im going to fry this up, which is the way youre supposed to eat it. Well make some up for the audience and have the people try it. Its like the worlds worst cooking show. Already, i am smelling a pumpkiny flavor here. Are you . I dont smell anything. Jimmy you dont smell anything . Really . Maybe your mustache has grown too long. You dont smell anything at smaall . No. Jimmy really . Maybe because my nose is broken. Jimmy time to trim that nose hair. Its already cooked in the can, part, one of the wonderful things about spam, and so u smells like were cookin a candle here. You really dont smell that . No. Jimmy really . No. Jimmy all right. Okay. So here we go. Oh, you cant see it, really, but it looks like that. And were just going to warm it up just a little bit. Can i . Yeah, sure, go ahead. Yeah. Jimmy all right, are you ready . Yeah. Jimmy the moment of truth. Tell my family i love them. Can we get a drum roll please . All right. Thats for you, guillermo. And . What do you think . I dont like it. [ laughter ] you like it . Jimmy it kind of tastes like if a pig had sex with a pumpkin. Its not that bad. But its not that good, either. [ laughter ] jimmy wait a second. Tell me what you think of this. Just put that in your mouth. Youre an unbiased observer, right . Have you ever had spam . No, i havent. This is your lucky day. Jimmy and . Its gooey. Jimmy yeah, its gooey. Not too bad. Its two out of three then. But he didnt say that its good, either. Jimmy no, no. Its meat in a can. How good can it be . This will be around well after were dead. Right, well, you can have it. Jimmy thank you, guillermo, and thanks to the folks at spam. Music from Morgan Wallen. Allison tolman is here and well be right back with Billy Bob Thornton. 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Say no to juul, no to big tobacco, no to prop c. I dont care where youre from, were all just people. We want people to feel like they spent time with family. We want to create a place for more than just ourselves. We create the things that we want to exist in the world. My doors are always open. Jimmy well, hello there, welcome back. From the new show emergence, which premiered earlier tonight on abc. The very talented Allison Tolman is here. Then, his debut album is called if i know me, Morgan Wallen from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. And, if youre here in the area, you can see morgan live on tour saturday in irvine, california. Tomorrow night Vice President joe biden will be here. In a very timely fashion. Cobie smulders will join us, and well have music from james blake. And on thursday viola davis, Christian Slater and music from gary clark jr. So please joins r all that. [ applause ] our first guest is an oscarwinning, monsters baller of a man who returns to the role of the harddrinking santa monica lawyer Billy Mcbride in goliath. A new season starts streaming october 4th on amazon prime. Please welcome Billy Bob Thornton. [cheers and jimmy may i interest you in some Pumpkin Spice spam . Yes jimmy you can take it home with you, if you want. Now, i mean, seriously. Thats not right. Thats just not right. Jimmy yeah, no, it isnt. Although ive had my share of spam over the years. Jimmy its like having your dessert and lunch all in one can. Ive turned over to the vegan spam. Jimmy is this why youve turned over to the vegan side . Yeah. Ime a vegan immy it dsnteemike it would anyone, really, at all. Exactly. Jimmy how are you doing . Im doing well. Yourself . Jimmy im doing fine, everythings fine. Before we get into the things were supposed to talk about. Jimmy oh. I cant believe, in all the years ive done your show that i havent brought this up out here. Jimmy oh. But ive got to bring it up tonight. Jimmy okay, all right. Their is is a surprise for h. Jimmy it is. Years and years and years ago, longer than either of us want to think about, we were in austin at the south by southwest. You, me, harry dean stanton, neil young was there. It was like something bads going to a. Jimmy uhhuh, okay . And there was this take. I dont know if you remember this or not. There was this table of girls, like a whole bunch of them, 12 or 13 of them, next to us over there. And they wanted to know if you and i would come over and say happy birthday to one of the girls who was having a birthday. Jimmy oh, okay. So we went over there. Doesnt remember any of this. Jimmy no, because i think Woody Harrelson may have been there, too. He was, he was. Jimmy which is why i dont remember any of it. It was. Thats right. Woody was what owen. Thats right. So anyway, so we go over there, harry saunters over there, and harry used to, for anybody who doesnt know this, harry dean stanton, god rest his soul, used to sing in spanish all the time, used to play with the met and everything. And he said let me come over and sing happy birthday to the girl in spanish. It has like 35 verses. Its like bob dylan. So the team goes over there and sings happy birthday in spanish to these girlsho of us. So. Jimmy its a harry birthday. Harry sang on and on. And were like, you know. And okay, so he finishes up, and he goes away with seymour. And then we find out, because we asked him, we said what are you girls doing in town. Turns out they all went to School Together, theyre all doctors. They all went to School Together and every year they have a reunion in a different town. One year its cincinnati, then l. A. , then seattle, whatever. And we said, wow, what do you girls do . Were gynecologists, they said. So [ laughter ] you can say gynecologist, right . Jimmy sure, of course. So anyway, they why gynecologists, and, in my suave way, i said, have you ever seen a Rock N Roll Tour Bus . And they said no, belang there for south by southwest. So. Jimmy smooth. All of them. Jimmy mmhm. Like 12 girls, come onto the tour bus and we Start Talking and they want to know all about music and movies and what is Sylvester Stallone like. You know. And so all i wanted to do was ask them about their deal. Jimmy yeah. Now, so. [ laughter ] anyway, so it was this back and forth, you know. You know, its like, well, when you did sling blade, did you, yeah, yeah, it was fine, it was great. So anyway, lets say a lady comes in. Jimmy yeah. So one way or the other, we kept in touch. Now every year, katie, whos sort of the ring leader of them. She lives in pittsburgh. She calls me every year on their reunion, and theyll call me from miami or buffalo, new york, wherever they happen to be, and theyre all in the background having a couple, you know. Jimmy wow. And all this kind of thing. We played in pittsburgh two or three tours ago, and she was there with one of her other associates. And in the middle of the show, i introduced her, and theyre really sweet women. And she said, i have a present for you. I said bring it up. And she brought me some kind of like 1930s giynecological tool. You think dentistry was bad in the old days. Jimmy what was purpose of the tool, do you remember . No. Jimmy did she check it or carry on . I dont know how they let her on. Anyway she got through the thing. Any way, so there you go. Jimmy wow, thats something else. You made a lifelong friendship. [ applause ] and in a pinch, if you need any kind of gynecological anything, you have a friend there. Nears one in den very, portland. Theyre everywhere. Jimmy their is perfect for you. You just got done with a tour. Is that the tour where you saw katie . We played pittsburgh. Katie was there, but she didnt bring any instruments. Jimmy you guys brought your instruments. Yes. Jimmy and what is Sylvester Stallone like . [ applause ] snfr [ laughter ] jimmy thats crazy. When i would go back home to the south over the years, the people you grew up with, they always want to know something about this. Jimmy somebody. Something. And for some reason, they would always ask me about Sylvester Stallone, they would always say, let me ask you a question, whats that Sylvester Stallone like. And the other question they would ask, hey, man, how much you get on one of them movies . Jo jimmy oh, real. I and what am i going to say to a guy who works at a sawmill . And one guy, one guy asked me, do you get paid by the job or by the hour . [ laughter ] jimmy well, sometimes it might be better by the hour, really. Oh, it absolutely would be. 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Jimmy that was great. And by the way, our next guest is Allison Tolman, you were on the show with allison. Shes a wonderful gal. I love her. After that is correct like after that is corre, i said tha late to the game. The independent film business tanked a little bit. Jimmy became television. So if you want to do an independent film now you have to do did for tit for the streamin companies, amazons, hbos. I enjoyed playing that character because its essentially me. If i were a lawyer in l. A. , thats the guy i would be. Jimmy you talked about, your character talks about hoosiers a lot, and you also, i know love the movie, how many times have you seen the movie hoosiers . At least a hundred. Jimmy at least a hundred times . Ive never seen hoosiers. No. Jimmy ive never seen it. And the reason why is ridiculous, i went to unlv, and in 1997, indiana beat unlv in the finals of the basketball tournament, and im like, im not watching that, and i still havent watched it. Its a huge hole in my pop culture knowledge. I understand it. I mean, i cant, when we, im a cardinal fan, st. Louis cardinals. Key chain right there. And diehard cardinal fan. And when we play the cubs, you know, our natural enemy. Jimmy sure, yeah. When we play the cubs, i dont watch when theyre at bat, the cubs are at bat. Jimmy really . I watch when the cardinals are at bat. I go out of the room, and when i kind of figure its about time, i go back in there. Jimmy wow. Cant watchem. Jimmy are you very superstitious . Or you just dont want to getting a ra vate get aggravated. When the cubs won the world series, were you happy for them . I kind of was. I have a good friend who was a cubs fan, who passed away. And i thought, you know what . Looking down, its okay. And i, its the only time ive ever had an open heart for the laughter ] jimmy wow. They can really bring people to the. Thats right. Jimmy its great to see you. Its called billy bob thournton, everybody. Well be right back. 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The fda said juul ignored the law with Misleading Health claims. Now juul is pushing prop c, to overturn san franciscos ecigarette protections. Say no to juul, no to big tobacco, no to prop c. Jimmy still to come, music from Morgan Wallen. You know our next guest from fargo and from the most underrated talking dog show of all time. Now, she scullys it up, solving paranormal mysteries and government conspiracies in the new thriller emergence, watch it tuesday nights here on abc. Please welcome Allison Tolman. [cheers and applause] jimmy i never expected we would have a fargo reunion here. Were thrilled about it, let me tell you. Jimmy that show, that season that you two were in together was unbelievable. Do you two keep in touch, with billy bob . We texted each other but we havent seen each other probably since the golden globes. We saw each other backstage and were quick to compare dressing rooms, hes winning, by the way. Jimmy what was your First Impression of him when you met him . I mean, you meet stars who have the mythology around them. Hes a bona fide movie star, and youre like, whats it going to be like . Can i see the vial of blood . Can i hold it. But i met him, hes the nicest arkansas boy you could meet. His persona doesnt match up with his person. My favorite billy bob story is we were doing press for fargo, before wed even premiered. We were all together, the whole cast was doing theis q a. We were about to go on stage, and this executive from fx was like thank you guys for being here, youre sitting in this order, martin, billy, bob. And the exec was like, whats wrong, billy . Its fine, well talk about it later. Youll talk to my agent about it, actually, and were all like oh, no our shows going to be canceled, like this is terrible. And the executive is like, please tell us, what can we do . And billy said the order should be martin, me, noah, bob, collin alison. And the executive was like, im so sore eyry, im sure we can ce it, and billy was like, im just kidding, i dont [ bleep ] care. Thats a movie star, man. Jimmy was that your first big job fargo . Absolutely. Before that t was American Heart Association commercials. And bar improv, my friend. Jimmy oh, is that right . A lot of improv for drunk people. Jimmy were you working at a regular job when you got that job. When i booked fargo, i was at a pinup photography studio in post production and then i quit. Jimmy models would come in and you guys would take pictures . Yeah, women who wanted to have their bachelorette party. Its called vavoom pinups, i highly recommend it. Jimmy you maintain a Good Relationship . Theyre lovely. Jimmy were they bummed when you left . I think they were like holy [ bleep ]. Yeah, go make a tv show. Before that, they thought it was the worst lie ever. Okay. You can just quit. Quit the job, you know. Jimmy then hopefully they tuned into fx. What about your family . Were they worried that it wouldnt work out for you here in l. A. . My parents, when i got my first commercial gig my mom was like, thank god, youre going to make a living. She was wrong. Jimmy what did she do for a living . My mother was a journalist. When fargo came out she wrote a press release for all the papers in houston and wrote our phone number on it. Jimmy she wrote an unsanctioned press release . Shes like jimmy and did she get calls . Shed get calls and shed be like, someone from this local paper wants to talk to you, and i was like, great, ill tell my publicist, who i pay. Jimmy this new show deals in the paranormal, super natural . Is that fair to say . Yes, spooky unknowns. Jimmy based on real stuff or completely made up. Made up. Its not like a monster of the week xfiles thing. Theres a central conspiracy were pworking on. Its based around this familiar limit peop family. People are after us, but its taco tuesday jimmy your exhusband on the show. My wasbeen is a kinder way to say that. Jimmy ive never heard that. Its not acrimonious. Jimmy your mother should put out a press release. Wasbund is a good word. Im going to try not to get derailed because i like stupid words like that. So david is your wasbund on the show. My boyfriend is not in the business at all. He works in i. T. , could not be further from this business, but randomly, he met donald through a friend of a friend, and theyve been golfing together for years. So when donald was offered this role, we share an agent, and my agent was like, this is whats happening, dont tell anyone, and i was like, i wont e th. Then i called tim, i was like, tim, you wont believe whats happening. They golf everywhere. Jimmy theyre really good friends. Now they are. I am 1,000 the third wheel. They face each other more than i do either one of them. The only thing saving my relationship is that donald is allergic to cats and he cant come to our home or id be out. Jimmy did you have cats before . Or did you put them in to keep tim away . We had cats before. Jimmy you did. It was a package deal. Jimmy congratulations on the show. Thank you. Jimmy im glad youre back on abc. Im a very big fan. Emergence airs tuesdays at 10 p. M. Here on abc and well return with music from Morgan Wallen. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gclass. Mercedes benz, the best or nothing. From the 5am wakers, to the 6am sleepers. Everyone uses their phone differently and in different places. Thats why Xfinity Mobile created a Wireless Network that auto connects you to millions of secure wifi hot spots. And the best lte everywhere else. Xfinity mobile is a different kind of Wireless Network designed to save you money. Switch and save hundreds a year on your wireless bill. Plus get 250 back when you buy an eligible phone. Call, click, or visit a store today. Do dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks for watching a new episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live with Billy Bob Thornton, Allison Tolman, and more music from Morgan Wallen starts right now on abc. So go there now jimmy thanks to Billy Bob Thornton and Allison Tolman. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, this is his album if i know me, here with the song whiskey glasses. Morgan wallen pour me pour me another drink cause i dont wanna feel a thing no more hell no i just wanna sip it til the pain wears off pour me pour me another round lineem up and knockem down two more lets go cause i aint never hurt like this before dont wanna think about her or wear a ring without her dont wanna hit the karaoke bar cant sing without her so make them drinks strong cause brother shes gone and if im ever gonna move on ima need some whiskey glassesdont wanna see the truth shes probly makin out on the couch right now with someone new yeah ima need some whiskey glasses if im gonna make it through if ima be single ima need a double shot of that heartbreak proof and see the world through whiskey glasses aint nothing left to do but sip around the truth see the world through whiskey glasses i need a better view where i dont drink of you last call i swear thisll be my last call now i aint drunk dialin no more at 3 am mr. Bartender hit me again dont wanna think about her or wear a ring without her dont wanna hit the karaoke bar cant sing without her so make them drinks strong cause brother shes gone and if im ever gonna move on ima need some whiskey glasses cause i dont wanna see the truth shes probly makin out on the couch right now with someone new yeah ima need some whiskey glasses if im gonna make it through if ima be single ima need a double shot of that heartbreak proof and see the world through whiskey glasses aint nothing left to do but sip around the truth ah see the world through whiskey glasses i need a better view where i dont drink of you lineem up lineem up lineem up lineem up knockem back knockem back knockem back knockem back fillem up fillem up fillem up fillem up cause if she aint ever comin back lineem up lineem up lineem up lineem up knockem back knockem back knockem back knockem back fillem up fillem up fillem up fillem up cause if she aint ever comin back ima need some whiskey glasses cause i dont wanna see the truth shes probly makin out on the couch right now with someone new yeah ima need some whiskey glasses if im gonna make it through if ima be single ima need a double shot of that heartbreak proof and see the world through whiskey glasses aint nothing left to do but sip around the truth ahh see the world through whiskey glasses yeah i need a better view where i dont drink of you yeah aint nothing left to do but sip around the truth see the world through whiskey glasses yeah thank you guys this is nightline. Tonight, looming showdown. No one is above the law. House speaker pelosi, launching a formal impeachment inquiry into president trump, days after a which isstle blowe alleges misconduct by trump in a phone call to ukraine. Plus, bad moms. Motherhoods kind of, its a [ bleep ] show. Yeah. The parents partying hard and getting candid. I pooped by myself today. Banding together to tackle the ups and downs of motherhood. What are you doing in here, would you open this juice box. Redefining what it means to be a good
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