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This was a major event in washington. Bars in washington, d. C. Opened very early today to host viewing parties. They started at 8 30 a. M. I know this is interesting, but if youre watching a hearing at a bar at 8 30, youre probably an alcoholic is whats going on. Is what i was up early this morning watching with my kids. They needed a break from paw patrol. I asked my 4yearold, and she said it was outside her purview and referred me to the report. Robert mueller seemed older than i expected. Anybody expecting the mueller of dragons was disappointed. This was from the very first questioner and kind of sums it up. Report did not conclude that he did not commit obstruction of justice. Is that correct . Thats correct. What about total exoneration. Did you totally exonerate the president . No. Jimmy oh, to be an mcnugget on the white house wall when President Trump saw that. And ken buck made it clear that trump might need though win in 2020 just to stay out of jail. Was there sufficient evidence to convict President Trump or anyone else with obstruction of justice . We did not make that calculation. How could you not have made the calculation. The olc opinion, office of Legal Counsel indicates that we cannot indict a sitting president. So one of the tools that a prosecutor would use is not there. Could you charge the president with a crime after he left office . Yes. You believe that he committed, you could charge the president of the United States with obstruction of justice after he left office . Yes. Jimmy and thats when you could hear melania cheering loudly from down the block. Mueller also laid out for those who may be confused who exactly the russians were backing in 2016. Did your investigation find that the russian government perceived it would benefit from one of the candidates winning . Yes. And which candidate would that be . Well, it would be trimp,trimr trump. Jimmy i like trimp better. All you can eat trimp. Mueller said all along he wouldnt deviate from his report. And he didnt. He deflected or declined to answer questions about 200 times today. They treated him very badly. I know its a lot, but i want to break it down for you. I know most of you arent glued to the news. Youre at work all day, most of you are on vacation Walking Around in the heat with your thighs glued together. The president very clearly obstructed the investigation of his campaign ties to russia. The fbis looking into evidence that the russians got involved in our president ial election and other president personally tried to stop that investigation. He tried to fire the guy running the investigation. His own white house lawyer, don mcgahn testified to that. The only reason he didnt fire the special counsel is don mcgahn refused to do it. He said he was asked by the president to do crazy [ bleep ]. Those were his words. And the president by and through his people tampered with witnesses and lied about it. He welcomed interference into our election and tried to get the people who knew about it to shut up. And our republican representatives in Congress Know he did that. They just dont care. All they care about is how theyll be received on fox news. They were more interested in attacking robert mueller, whos a war hero, a marine who fought in vietnam. No daddy doctor bone spurs excuse and a lifelong republican. They were more interested in attacking the guy who investigated the foreign enemy meddling than the guy who meddled with the foreign enemy. So here are some of the people who care mothre about their sid winning than they care about this country. This guy. What hes doing is not obstructing justice. He is pursuing justice and the fact that you ran it out two years means you perpetuated injustice. Jimmy this guy. I find those facts, and this entire process unamerican. Jimmy and this guy. The democrats have argued for nearly three years that evidence of collusion is hidden, just around the corner. Like the loch ness monster, they insist its there, even if no one can find it. Jimmy what a great analogy. So those guys dont care about the United States. It really was something watching them defend, normally when people fall on their knees for trump like that, he pays them 130,000 afterwards in hush money, but [ applause ] and tomorrow, tomorrow trump will stroll out onto the white house lawn and call mexicans pinheads or something and well all move on. Yesterday the president said he might watch a little of the hearings. He of course spent the whole day tweeting about them. He tweeted more than 20 times today, capping the tweet storm off with this, truth is a force of nature. And we all know how much respect he has for nature. So, and then he walked out on the white house lawn afterwards, surprisingly, he was in a very good mood. Fake news, and youre one of the most. Youre fake news. Again, youre fake news and youre right at the top of the list also. Let me just tell you, go back, its not what he said. Read his correction. Read his correction. No, no. A very dumb and very unfair question. Thats why people dont deal with you, because youre not an honest reporter. He didnt say that at all. Youre untruthful when you ask you are untruthful. And if you were ever truthful, youd be able to write the truth. Jimmy now get off my white house lawn so i wouldnt want to be an ice cream spoon in the white house tonight. By the way, the president s tv lawyer Rudy Giuliani was on fox and friends this morning doing a little predamage control defending his client and having one of his impersonations. Obstruction of justice, obstruction of justice. Did you decide it . No. Jimmy i think hes stealing trumps material. Thats like his thing. What is going on with Rudy Giulianis hair . I mean, this is today. And this is from a year ago in may. His head got vandalized. Is that a bad dye job . Or rust. As all this mueller stuff is going down, right in the middle of the first hearing this is what the first lady was up to. She tweets, christmas planning has begun in the east wing of the white house. Im looking forward to sharing our final vision for the unique tradition in the coming months. I know they wanted to change the subject today, but they couldnt come up with anything better than christmas . It was 84 degrees in washington today. Shes chugging eggnog. Maybe after the testimony you just want people to know theyre still planning to be in the white house come december. Overall, it was a tumultuous day. The good news, though, is that today is National Tequila day. And man, [cheers and applause] if there was ever a day we needed it happy birthday, guillermo. Thanks, jimmy jimmy have you been celebrating . Of course. Jimmy did you know it was national takeilequila day . Of course. Jimmy do you take selfies . Do you ever do that . Take pictures of yourself . Myself . Sometimes, yeah. Jimmy do you really . Why. Just for fun. Jimmy for fun. And then you look at it . Yeah, to see and say oh, wow, i am fat. Jimmy i would not have guessed that you do that kind of thing, but a lot of people like to take selfies, i guess its a natural thing, but older people dont, you know, everybodys been doing this face app thing where you get to see what you look like in like 80 years or whatever. We thought it would be fun to go to the Farmers Market here in los angeles and talk to some actual Senior Citizens to put them to the test to see if they know how to take a selfie. Do you know what a selfie is . Selfie . Do you take selfies . Never. I dont do that. I am too busy with my life as it is to add that to it. Try to take a selfie now. Okay. Camera. Okay. Im now pressing the selfie button. Im now seeing my face. Im now taking a picture. And bobs your uncle. Thats me. Thats me. Im getting a pink, i guess its a pink screen. But if i turn it this way, can i take it . Its still going to be backwards. For me. I cant see that im in it. Hi. I dont think its a video, so you dont have to talk. What . You took a selfie, congratulations. How do you feel about your accomplishment . Oh, im thrilled. Im thrilled. Push that button in the middle on the bottom. I did. Congratulations. Try to use some of the filters they have. No. No. Oh, gosh. No. No. I dont think theres any good one here. What do you think about these . A variety of pointless and tasteless pictures with cartoon kind of, butterflies over my head. Heres a moving, reverse wig over my face. What is the point of this whole thing, do you whats the purpose . I cant imagine what the purpose of this is. Its not amusing to me. Its sort of boring and pointless. There you go. Were going to give you a bumper sticker. Ask me about my selfie. Maybe you could put it on your walker. I could, but i wont. Is this the greatest accomplishment of your life . I think getting my doctorate in mathematics was a little more great than this. [ applause ] now is that the greatest accomplishment of your life . No, i dont think so. Well, what was the greatest accomplishment . Getting married. Getting married. Shes dead. Look at me, i just took a selfie. I just took a selfie. I just did a selfie. Jimmy its an important life skill. Hey, we got a great show for you tonight. Music from rascal flatts, Margaret Qualley is here and well be right back with Danny Mcbride. So stick around. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by sprint. Ork. The nations largest and most reliable network. The best network is even better . Best, fastest, best. Enough. Sprints doing things differently. Theyre offering a new 100 total satisfaction guarantee. I mean i think Sprints Network and savings are great, but dont just take my word for it. Try it out and decide for yourself. 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Then later their song is called back to life rascal flatts from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. In addition to tonights performance, you can see rascal flatts on cma fest sunday august 4th here on abc. Tomorrow night senator Bernie Sanders and Eugenio Derbez will join us, and well have music from the raconteurs. Am i getting that right . Thats right. Jimmy you know our first guest from eastbound and down, vice prince pals and a lot of funny movies, too. His latest the righteous gemstones premieres august 18th on hbo, please welcome Danny Mcbride. [cheers and applause] jimmy how are you doing . Im doing great, how about you . Jimmy im doing great. Since the last time you were here you moved i did. Jimmy you moved to South Carolina. I tried to hang out with you, you didnt return my calls. Jimmy did you not like it here in l. A. . I lived here for 20 years, and no, i did not like it here. Jimmy i always kind of got that sense from you, that you didnt feel comfortable here. I should like it. I met my wife here, guite ji go here, i had two kids here. Nothing cool happens here. Jimmy i moved to charleston two years ago, we just loved it down there. The people were great. Jimmy you just thought you would stay. Me and like ten guys i worked with, we were all kind of in the same boat. Jimmy you all moved down there . Lets be pilgrims. Jimmy did bill murray convince you to go down there in the first place . He convinced us to shoot vice principals down there, if its good enough for him, its good enough for me. Jimmy thats how you know someone wants doing in a project, they will move to the area. Do you hang out with bill . Hes a busy man. He has his hands in a lot of different pies. Jimmy literally, he walks around putting his hands in pies, its the kind of thing he does. I have lived here. I have friends here. Moving to charleston, i needed as an adult to make new friends. Its been a long time since i put myself out there. Jimmy how do you do it . How do you make friends . I didnt do it. I just stayed in my jimmy my dad has no friends. This is how it happens, you make a big life move and you have no friends to show for your birthday party. So my wife was engaged in me trying to figure it all out. After a lot of encouragement she set me up on basically like a blind date with another dad. And i jimmy this is a friend of your kids friends . It was a friend of my wifes and our sons were friends. Shes like, yeah, he wants to hang out with you. Hes into like finding sharks teeth and stuff. Would you be into that . I was like, well, ive never done that before, that seems like that will be cool. Ill meet up with him. I found myself looking at my outfits, is this cool to find sharks teeth in . In the time, the pickup was like 7 00 p. M. At night. Thats weird were going to sharks teeth at night. I dont know, maybe its been a while. This guy pulls up. We are cruising, making small talk. Its going well, then i start asking him questions, what are we going to the beach or something . Oh, no, were not going to the beach. Were going an hour inland that used to be under the ocean, these are ancient sharks. Oh, like megalodons. Oh, yeah. How do you know how to find them . Theres these sand quarries out here, and you can find them in the bottom of those. So you know the guys who own the sand quarry . Oh, no, were breaking into this place. Oh, i didnt know this was going to be a trespassing situation. But i was trying to make a good impression with this guy, so i didnt want to appear to be afraid. So we get there and im kinding to ask questions and not be nervous, like, so they got security, cops . What are we getting into here . Oh, yeah, theres definitely security. So just turn your headlamp off and run if you see anybody. Jimmy what . So this is the plan. So we get there, and theres a big fence, and of course its locked and im ready to peace out. All right, its locked, we tried. We tried to get the sharks teeth, and they thwarted us, and that wasnt it. We climbed the fence. It had been a while since i climbed a chain link fence. One thats taller. And after about 20 minutes i got over the fence. And we got in there, and i got to admit it was actually pretty amazing. We were like scavenging around this place in the dark. And we did find a ton of megalodon sharks teeth, and i stole them and took them home. Joim y jimmy you did, how big are they . Theyre like this big. And it became a big hobby of mine to break into sand quarries and steal sharks teeth. Jimmy do you display them . I have a big jar. I almost got busted. Jimmy do any of your hollywood friends come visit you in charleston . Yes, a bunch have come down. I had a pretty interesting guest shortly after we moved there. One day i got a phone call out of nowhere and the voice sounded familiar but i wasnt sure who it was, and i was like, hello . Hey, danny there . Yeah, this is kanye west. Is it really . I thought it was a joke. He basically said he was a fan of mine and wanted to come hang out. Jimmy how did he get your phone number . Kanye has his ways, i guess. No clue. Jimmy he wanted to come hang out . He wanted to come hang out. I think he thought i lived in los angeles, and i was like, i live in charleston, he was quiet a moment and was like, okay,ki i can go there too. Im being set up with another dude and im getting nervous. What does kanye like to do . What should i wear . Im always worried about what to wear. Jimmy hes coming to see you . He had an idea for a project which i think is a pretty brilliant idea. Jimmy did he say what it was . He wanted to do a story of his life and me to play him. Jimmy oh, wow. [ applause ] thats great. Yeah. Jimmy so when is this happening . Hopefully if things go well jimmy what the hell . I thought it was a cool enough idea, gentleman,yeah, i to hang out and talk about it. So he came down. Jimmy he came to your house . He came down, we hung out on the boat. It was awesome. It was the most incredible afternoon. We came back to my house. And my son is 7 years old, and he was standing there waiting for us, and hes like, uh, papa, do you think kanye west wants to watch me play fortnight . Do you want to watch him play fortnight . And hes like, yeah. And we sat there and watched my son play fortnight. And then he flew home. Jimmy are you sure this happened . Because youve done drugs, right . I have. Jimmy you have. Are you 100 , have you spoken to your son afterwards . It was like a dream. We both saw it. Jimmy he saw it, too. Yep. Jimmy this is unbelievable. So you move to charleston and a lot of good things start happening. Jimmy no kidding. Thats super crazy in every way, even just going out on a boat with kanye is weird. Who decided to go out on the boat . That was my idea. We should take him out. When he showed up he was wearing, it was the middle of the summer, its pretty hot in charleston. He was wearing a heavyduty sweatshirt and sweat pants, and we were going to go out, and im like, its pretty hot out there, and hes hnah, im fine. And hes dripping sweat, assistant said its going to be cold here. No, its charleston in july. Jimmy but hes probably too shy to want to wear your clothes. Holy moly. Id love to play Kim Kardashian on sit your kanye. I thought that would be a good move. Thatd be good. Jimmy if you can play him, i could play her, right . Thats a good move. Joil. Jimmy well hash it out after the show. The show is the righteous gemstones. Well have a look at that when we come back. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the new porsche macan. Applebees all you can eat is back. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Delivered to your door try tso you can do more. Very. 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A drama as much as it is a comedy in a way. Its an ensemble. Theres a big cast. John goodman, eadie patterson. Jimmy how did john goodman get involved in it. They asked me, when we were trying to figure out who to play the dad, what about john goodman . He would be amazing, but hes not going to show up in this. We sent him the script and he did. I called my goodmans going to be in this, a real tv show with a real actor. Jimmy adam plays your brother. Were this real wealthy televangelist family. And our mother passed away and shes what the spark of the whole family, and dads left to pick up the pieces and looking to his children to carry it on. But we lack the moral compass to be ministers. Jimmy your congregation does not know that. No, we are hypocrites. Jimmy how did you happen upon this particular area, this televangelism something youve been interested in . I grew up in a pretty religious house, when i was a kid my mom did Puppet Ministry. She would do puppets and, you know. Jimmy what is exactly Puppet Ministry . You know, we built this stage, and it would come up in the middle of the sermon and she had characters and would do these voices and teach these little moral tales, and i grew up watching all this stuff and translated it into eastbound and down. Very similar to what she was doing. Jimmy you made a mockery of her work at the church. So this is for adults or little kids . It was for little kids, yeah. Jimmy and you shot the whole thing, obviously. We shot the whole thing in charleston, South Carolina. The guys i moved with, we worked together, we did halloween down there. Jimmy oh, yeah, you wrote the halloween movie. So weve been trying to get South Carolina to like raise their tax incentive so we can shoot more films there. Weve tapped them out. Jimmy do you lobby . I dont know much about politics, but you lobby. We went to what have, i dont know, the government house, the place where the Government People are. Jimmy okay. The dmv. I told you. The dmv. They have all the answers there. And they introduced us on the floor of the senate, and i was pretty nervous. This is crazy that were here, and this has got to be a pretty serious job these people have, and they introduced me as kenny powers, and i was like, they were fans there. Jimmy oh, thats good. But they still didnt raise the incentive. Jimmy did you tell them your kanye powers now . I should have brought kanye there. Jimmy of course, why not bring kanye there. So its still pending . Were working on them. They even sat us down with the governor, mcmasters, and i think he was looking at us like who are these guys . Jimmy you made a mistake. You shouldnt have moved there first. You should have said hey, well move here. We wanted to put our money where our mouth was and prove we were there for the long haul. But we sat down with mcmasters, and hes looking at us, everybodys taking photos. He looked at me like why are they wasting my time with these three idiots. 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Jimmy your feet are prominently featured in the movie. Theyre very prominent, unfortunately. Jimmy you dont like that . I grew up dancing. Jimmy same here. So you relate. Jimmy i know, oh, yeah. It can be very hard on the feet. So my toes are very mangled and, yeah. When quentin first suggested that i put my feet on the dashboard i was like, okay, lets be honest here, check these guys out. They arent great. I dont know that you want to showcase them. My toes are all crossed together. Dont you want to do a closeup of my elbow . Im confident with my elbow . Jimmy some stunt feet in there. I suggested that. Jimmy did it make him more eager to get your actual feet in it. It was a challenge. Jimmy you probably should have gone the other way, and said yes, id love to put my feet on the windshield. Front and center. Jimmy when you auditioned, i assume there was an audition process. Did they tell you right away you had the part . They told me right away that i didnt have the part. Jimmy what do you mean . I auditioned thinking mm, no thank you. Then i went on with my life. And then actually, it was funny, okay, so my dad lives in panama. Jimmy oh, okay. Yeah. Jimmy thats far away. It is far away. Hes actually here tonight. Jimmy oh, all right, well, now hes close. But he was trying to get me and my sister to come out and visit him and trying to encourage us, he was like, well, book a ticket to panama, and youll get a Quentin Tarantino movie, because you know how if you make a vacation it gets in the way and you cant take a vacation. Jimmy so he was playing that thing, go do that and Something Else will draw you away. And it happened. Jimmy did he know you were auditioning . He had no idea there was a Quentin Tarantino movie happening at all. Jimmy so he has magic powers. Yeah, i think so. Jimmy is that why he was forced to move to panama . Why does your father live in panama . You know. Jimmy what does he do there . Right now hes building a house there. He builds houses over the course of, it takes a long time, because he does did by himself. Jimmy what . Really. See, now what would help is if he had other workers. I suggested that. Jimmy and no, he likes to do it himself. He does it himself and lives on site while hes doing it and ends up making these really amazing houses but in the process he lives without electricity or Running Water. Jimmy oh, really . So when you come to visit him, do you not have electricity or Running Water . Thats correct. Yeah. Jimmy oh, that makes sense as to why he had to convince you guys to come out. No, well, you know, ultimately it is amazing. It is super. Jimmy sounds great. It was fun when i was a kid. Jimmy see, the electricity i could maybe do without. The Running Water part seems necessary. Theres a hose, but, you know. Jimmy thats Running Water, isnt it . So there is some Running Water, all right. Hes got a hose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy the kids must have loved to come over to your place. They got a hose at the qualleys. So dad is building houses, and then will he sell the house to someone or he stays and goes on to the next project . He either rents it out or sells it, but he does kind of get bored of it and moves, he did the same, i grew up in North Carolina. He did that in North Carolina and then when i was 14 he went to panama. Jimmy he sounds like an interesting character. Very. Jimmy i would think so. Was he, like was he a disciplinarian for you growing up or was he pretty easygoing . The latter. Jimmy sounds pretty easy going. Anybody drinking out of a hose, how hard core could they be. Sorry, dad, i dont know where you are, but i apologize for that. So youre in this movie, as your dad kind of predicted in a weird way. Yeah. Jimmy and all of your scenes, pretty much, are with brad pitt. And hes, youve seen his work. Brad. Jimmy very popular. Yeah. Jimmy is that intimidating to you . Does that feel odd . To be in a car with brad pitt . Super strange, yes. Really crazy and really, really cool and jimmy is he really driving the car when you have the feet on the window . Yeah, i mean, they shut down i10 kind informof in a really part in both sides and i was just sitting there by brad pitt doing a Quentin Tarantino movie. The weirdest part is on the way back, after the scene and were taking the highway back and im just sitting there with brad pitt. Jimmy its like youre a uber driver. Hes driving. And its cool. Jimmy you play, i think we can say you play a member of the manson family. I do. Jimmy a hippie. Is that your real armpit hair or little wigs . Real armpit hair. No, i guess i can really grow it. Jimmy how long did it take to get it fully out. I started a couple weeks before shooting but it was a long shooting process and by the end i really had some. Jimmy you had it go being. Do you shampoo that and condition . Or do you just, a bar of soap . I just did the soap thing. Jimmy just the soap. Maybe i should have conditioned. Jimmy maybe if theres a sequel. Ill think about that next time. No, i mean, its definitely a cool look that people do, but i was eager to. Jimmy oh, you wanted to get rid of it. I was ready. Jimmy so did you shave it off immediately . I did. I was really excited when we wrapped. I think i got a wax you and it was very painful. But i was really looking forward to it. Jimmy why did you get it waxed . I really want this gone like to the root . Ive never done that, lets see what happens here, its very smooth. Jimmy so you walk into the waxing place and youre like, hey, check this out . Yeah. Jimmy and theyre like, ah lets do this now. Jimmy how about that. Wow, you know, the sacrifices that actors make for their craft i dont think are fully appreciated. Well, that, you did a great job in the movie, and the movies terrific. Youre happy with it, i assume, yes . Im just happy im in there, so yeah. Jimmy Margaret Qualley. Once upon a time in hollywood opens in theaters friday. And well return with music from rascal flatts. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the all new amg gt fourdoor coupe. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by mercedes benz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Danny Mcbride and Margaret Qualley, apologies to matt damon we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next but first here with the song back to life rascal flatts [cheers and applause] los angeles [cheers and applause] she got that hey yall ittle southern drawl that she got from her mama likes coffee with her sugar in the morning she likes to leave little red lipstick love notes on the mirror loves the rain on a tin roof when its pouring doesnt matter what were listening to spinning her around the living room and i fall apart every time she puts that beat in my chest pounds like a drum shakes me like thunder taking my hand pulling me up when im going under my dreams come alive when i wake up and look in her eyes oohh she brings me back to life yes she does shes got her feet on the dash hair blowing back hand out the window making up half the words that shes singing and she takes an hour to pick a movie out five minutes in and shes passing out and i wouldnt dare wake her up when shes sleeping id stay there forever if i could doing nothing never felt so good and i wish that i could stop time she puts that beat in my chest pounds like a drum shakes me like thunder taking my hand pulling me up when im going under my dreams come alive when i wake up and look in her eyes oohh she brings me back to life and i dont wanna think about where i would be without her oh she puts that beat in my chest pounds like a drum shakes me like thunder taking my hand pulling me up when im going under my dreams come alive when i wake up and look in her eyes whoa oohh yeah my dreams come alive when i wake up and look in her eyes she brings me back to life back to life [cheers and applause] this is nightline. 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