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Peninsula, pending a deal for its Safe Delivery to gaza. Together with the evacuate of some foreign passport holders. Some foreign passport holders. As egypt said it had stepped up diplomatic efforts to break the impasse. But israeli troops are impasse. But israeli troops are massing at the gaza border in preparation in the north for an Israeli Ground assault and the Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, has vowed to demolish hamas and tony blinken said in cairo today, the us will continue to stand with israel. What were actually doing , what were actually doing, including the deployment of these Aircraft Carrier battle groups again , not to provoke groups again, not to provoke anyone, but to send a very clear message of deterrence that no one should do anything that widens this conflict in any way or that furthers aggression against israel from any other direction. Direction. Meanwhile, here at home, the Prime Minister and King Abdullah of jordan have been speaking about diplomatic efforts to prevent further escalation of the conflict into the wider middle east. Rishi sunak welcomed King Abdullah to downing street today. The two leaders shaking hands on the doorstep of number 10, the leaders agreeing on the importance of taking measures to protect civilians in gaza, including british and jordanian. Dual citizens caught up in the violence. This comes after violence. This comes after a further round of crisis talks by World Leaders with others as they try to inject diplomacy into the conflict between israel and hamas. Now for government and hamas. Now for government flights carrying britains left israel today, two more expected to come tonight. Israel today, two more expected to come tonight. The foreign to come tonight. The Foreign Office telling british nationals in gaza to get ready in case the rafah Border Crossing with egypt is opened in the morning. Its is opened in the morning. Its currently the only route out of the territory. The foreign secretary James Cleverly told gb news the uk government is doing everything it can to get british people trapped in gaza out and hundreds of people gathered at a vigil in Central London today to commemorate israeli victims of the hamas terror attack. Holding israeli flags high and bearing posters saying bring them home. People handed out flyers featuring names and faces of those taken hostage by hamas. A Strong Police presence patrolled the event that took place in Parliament Square in Central London. Now, news away from the israeli Hamas Conflict and on to sport and england are through to the last four of the Rugby World Cup after quite an astonishing game , 32, 24in their victory game, 32, 24in their victory over fiji in their quarterfinal in marseille. Mail order chefi in marseille. Mail order chefi claudi a lusty voices of the England Rugby squad ringing out the national anthem. And if youre watching on television, youre watching on television, you can see as well, princess of wales, Kate Middleton seen watching the stands, watching from the stands, singing to support the singing lustily to support the nation. Means england into nation. That means england into the semi finals for the second world cup in a row. The semi finals for the second world cup in a row. Steve world cup in a row. Steve borthwicks men will now face south africa in the tournament semi finals on saturday. This is gb news across the uk on tv in your car on Digital Radio and on your car on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news this is britains news channel. News channel. Hello and welcome to headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im hello and welcome to headliners. Im josh howie. And headliners. Im josh howie. And joining me to go through mondays newspapers and express opinions representing about 3 of the uk comedy circuit are the ever shrinking. Paul cox and eating disorder poster boy louis schaffer. How are you both . Lovely. How are you . Im thats lovely. How are you . Im thats very kind of you to ask. Im good. Im good. Ive got a ive got a new that looks really smart. This was its kind of special. Special. Well, thats what charity shots from all about the Charity Shops love it. Well, what do you think Louis Schaefer is. Look, it doesnt. Well, look, it doesnt. Well, look, it doesnt. Mean, waiting for next i mean, im waiting for next years years calendar. At the end of the day, yeah, at the end of the day, the true value the charity the true value is in the Charity Shops britain. Shops of britain. Would you say its one yeah. Would you say its one of greatest things about the uk . U k . Uk . Would say it is because the i would say it is because the clothes are there. British clothes. Did you have is itjust clothes. Did you have is it just thrift shops and this is one of the main stories thrift shop. Yeah, but i dont think there arent as many as there are in this because this this country because this country a provision have country made a provision to have to unoccupied space, given to have unoccupied space, given discount rates in city centres. Do you think just possibly trying to avoid dealing with the front right. Have yeah. Yeah. Right. Lets have a look at those front pages then. The mail , the police are. The daily mail, the police are coming for you. If you glorify terrorism. Good. Im just being impartial there. The guardian, us and last ditch effort to reduce impact of israeli assault on gaza. The times is emelien tried to flee as invasion of gaza looms the mirror fears of a full out war. Independent israel kills mastermind of massacre and the Financial Times us warns iran not to escalate gaza war into larger mideast conflict. Into larger mideast conflict. Those are your front pages. I wonder what were going to talk about now. So starting with the about now. So starting with the mirror pool, what are they going with . Big headline fears of an all out war. Israel is facing a fight on three fronts and unlikely to end hell of innocence. And im ready hell of innocence. And im ready. Actively surprised by the daily mirror here, because this is quite a factual front page. Its only about four words. Yeah but. But. But the four words that most of the other papers seem to use of this ilk are like, you know, friendly activists in palestine are being pelted with bombs and youre like, no, this is an all out war now, unfortunately. And hope i pray and i hope that it doesnt it doesnt escalate into something absolutely massive because of the second part of this subhead line un plea to end hell of innocence. Because what we have to do and i know i keep saying this, but i think its really important is we have to separate out the terrorism and terrorists of hamas and some of those people in palestine, some of those people that are getting killed now, they killed now, now they put themselves position themselves in that position undoubtedly on other undoubtedly. And on the other side, of its right. Side, of course, its right. I mean, they vote. They were voted in 2006, but they havent had elections and whatever. Ive why did you make me have to be all balanced and stuff like that . Very painful, paul. But i mean but really, this story sorry you because sorry to interrupt you because we going to to that and we are going to get to that and i make these points i want to make these points further. Really i want to make these points fu about really i want to make these points fu about whether really i want to make these points fu about whether or really i want to make these points fu about whether or noteally i want to make these points fu about whether or not this is is about whether or not this is going to escalate. Well, every start well, every time you start a war, josh , every time theres war, josh, every time theres anything. War, josh, every time theres anyyou g. War, josh, every time theres anyyou know about this, dont you know about this, dont you . Yeah, of course do. You . Yeah, of course i do. Well, it all starts. Its exactly a divorce. Exactly like a divorce. It starts one bad word, starts with one bad word, and the thing know, you the next thing you know, you dont kids for, like, dont see your kids for, like, 2 or and. And thats not or 3 years, and. And thats not true. Did see my kids on the true. I did see my kids on the way to school. I used to stand outside. Outside. Youre not going to yeah, if youre not going to pay yeah, if youre not going to pay your parents contributions , pay your parents contributions, thats what happens. You know what . When you make no money because were not because youre on. Were not discussing look at discussing this. Josh look at what is. Its what this story is. Its interesting its the interesting that its in the mirror war. Mirror of fears of all that war. Basically, theyre saying this is what my impression is that i think theyre trying because the mirror left wing paper. I mirror is a left wing paper. I think make think theyre trying to make it seem is bringing us seem like israel is bringing us into all out war. Its blaming israel. Then saying un plea israel. And then saying un plea to end hell of innocence. Well, theyre not talking about the hell of the 126 hostages is theyre not talking about that hell theyre talking about the kids. Theyre showing pictures of palestinian kids, war is a bad thing. And the question is bad thing. And the question is what fronts are they talking about . Are they talking about what fronts are they talking about . Are they talking about is it is egypt considered a front . Well, no, its not. Its about lebanon and syria really. About lebanon and syria really. I mean, thats the thing. Now, this isnt a situation that weve had before in historic, really large wars involving israel , where the first war in israel, where the first war in 1948 invaded literally every 1948 invaded by literally every single side. Now there is peace with jordan , there is peace with with jordan, there is peace with egypt. There is also peace, the abraham this isnt abraham accords. So this isnt what was. We are talking more what it was. We are talking more about iran essentially through its proxies in syria, through lebanon. And thats the fear of it. Theres an argument that it. Theres an argument that this was well , theres a lot of this was well, theres a lot of evidence that irans footprint is on on what happened and there but but whats happened is america by sending its warships basically has put us put a stop to that and said look if you guys are going to if irans going to get involved in these lebanon, whatever, if its going to whilst to escalate like that whilst that distracted down that the army is distracted down south in gaza, america is south in gaza, then america is going to get involved. And thats the fear here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah,e fear here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, ifear here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, i see here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, i see itere. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, i see it differently. Yeah, i see it differently. Josh america sending josh i see by america sending its its Aircraft Carrier in that area to is placing america in danger. Yeah. I mean, those danger. Yeah. I mean, those things are so vulnerable nowadays. The Aircraft Carriers, the days of Aircraft Carriers are long gone as russia and the ukraine situation has proved, having a navy by plants thing, a ship ships out in the middle of the caribbean, caribbean , in the the caribbean, caribbean, in the mediterranean. Its it means that one of those ships is going to be blown up and then it is going to be an all out war. Well, there you have it. You have three very stupid comedians discussing global geopolitical war. I think i know because you know something . It was know something . I think it was in the 1967 war or 73 war where israel blew up american ship. Israel blew up an american ship. Okay. Louis up. What , you okay. Louis up. What, you dont okay. Louis up. What , you dont remember . What, you dont remember . What, you dont remember . You dont know that that happened because youre so young. Josh, i know. Im so. But well, could google i well, you could google it. I didnt do the research beforehand, do remember beforehand, but i do remember that had a ship that america, america had a ship that america, america had a ship that was blown. Im gonna move on now. Moving on guardian. Come on. On. The guardian. Us and last ditch attempt to reduce impact of us of israeli assault same same article and its basically this blinken guy who is who is the secretary of state hes flying around. I mean the fact flying around. I mean the fact hes flying around trying to trying to say everybody calm down, everythings all right. And everything. And everything. Well, theres an effort to help the innocent civilians in gaza to escape through egypt. It gaza to escape through egypt. It theyve been offering aid to egypt and whatever. But the egyptians dont want those people neither. And thats thats the sad reality yeah, sad reality of it. Yeah, the sad reality of it. Yeah, the sad reality of it. Yeah, the sad reality of it. And first of and its like and first of all, is not friends with all, israel is not friends with with egypt and theyre not friends. They diplomatic friends. They have diplomatic relations. Relations. Theyre associates like what theyre associates like me. Were friends. Me and you. Were not friends. Yeah. Dont like each other no, we dont like each other exactly. But smile you exactly. But i smile when you say up, know, stay out say shut up, you know, stay out of and the audience of it. And the audience thinks, well, along great. Well, two jews get along great. No, youre horrible person, josh, put up with you josh, but i put up with you because. Because andrew, i think likes more than so ive likes you more than me. So ive got up with. Oh, thats. Got to put up with. Oh, thats. Thats got to put up with. Oh, thats. Thajust favours you. Lets just favours you. Lets i want to talk about the other story because i think this is the crux of everything. Here it is the crux is the one. Now, we didnt know the exact figures, but now we know theres 126 confirmed hostages and as much as we around the world, paul much as we around the world, paul, might be going, oh, should israel go in . And is it enough time for people . The reality is there 126 in absent there are 126 in absent civilians. Is there are 126 in absent civilians. Is babies up to people in their 80s holocaust survivor. I think were also taken who are trapped now with genocidal terrorists and they need to be rescued. And it comes down to that. So this is the down to that. So this is the point that ive been seeing a lot online. All the people calling for peace. Why dont you calling for peace. Why dont you call for hamas to release the terrorists , surely . Terrorists, surely . Absolutely. Josh and well said. No, of course. Absolutely. Josh and well said. No, of course. And this said. No, of course. And this takes us back to last saturday, unfortunately, which kicked this whole thing off. Its absolutely harrowing and disgusting event. And we need to be brought back to that because thats exactly what happened. We need to look at this in isolation. We need to look at what happened and we need to look at these hostages. And i pray that we can negotiate these hostages, release this before off, before it really kicks off, because it kicks off, because if it really kicks off, i really fear for their future. Yeah, but you you, josh , and yeah, but you you, josh, and you, paul, are basically wrong in the perception from the palestinian side, or at least the hamas side. Theyre not considered innocent arent theyre considered invaders of the country. Theyre considered infidels. Theyre not going to infidels. Theyre not going to heaven or whatever. So we look at might look at them as at we might look at them as innocents, right . At we might look at them as innocents, right . And we do look at them as innocents , which is at them as innocents, which is why is why theyre always why which is why theyre always parading children in their propaganda. But they dont see propaganda. But they dont see those people. They dont they see them as jews. Frankly right. Lets move to something a little bit funner. Whats going on with the daily mail, paul . So the daily mail, the police are coming for you. If you glorify terrorism. Oh, good story. Oh, good story. Oh, good story. Yeah. Are they, though, because in order to do that, theyve got to identify what a terrorist is. And from what ive seen in the last seven days, no ones been able to do that, particularly people like the bbc. Im hoping that the im bbc. And im hoping that the im hoping that the police here dont have the same view of the world as the bbc do, because othennise be othennise were not going to be no would been. Well, no one would have been. Well, the bbc were talking about actual terrorists. The bbc were talking about act|whatrrorists. The bbc were talking about act|whatrroriststalking about here what were talking about here are marching in are the people marching in london tens london yesterday and tens of thousands people. And i would thousands of people. And i would argue okay adjacent. Okay but at the end of the day, in order for you to in order for it to glorifying you to be glorifying terrorism, you have what terrorism have to identify what terrorism is first place. And i is in the first place. And i dont think weve done that successfully week. Cohesion dont think weve done that succes thely week. Cohesion dont think weve done that succes the ly political hesion across the whole political spectrum and why this has become a left and right issue is well beyond me. Find yourself beyond me. If you find yourself in a position where youre defending slaughter of defending the slaughter of babies fits in babies because it fits in with your , then your your ideology, then your ideology wrong. Okay, well, ideology is wrong. Okay, well, finally decided , louis, i want finally i decided, louis, i want to just very because to just very quickly, because i do to do some do genuinely want to do some good now. Good news now. Lets go to the metro quickly. The good news is not israel kills mastermind of massacre. Thats good news. But madonna is back. Hey hey. And its great. Shes 65 years so for me, shes 65 years old. So for me, shes young and delicious. And i remember i remember madonna. I remember i remember madonna. I remember taking she wrote a book that i used to take with when that i used to take with me when i was out of was on a my i when i was out of was on a my parents that book. Yeah. Parents had that book. Yeah. Book lonely times. That book for lonely times. They and actually they they had it. And actually they ended up giving it to me after discovering laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disdwvering laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disd thought laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disd thought it laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disd thought it laurreally,sket. I thought it was really, really was. Im not really hot. It was. Im not going say what the book was going to say what the book was about because were on in the morning, and ill tell you morning, too, and ill tell you something about madonna. It youve respect girl. Youve got to respect the girl. Can call a girl without can i call her a girl without being offensive . Being considered offensive . Shes a woman. Icon. Right. Thats shes an icon. Right. Thats the front pages. Utterly dominated. Were going join dominated. Were going to join us round where we us for round two where we wrestle suella being wrestle with suella being suella, Civil Servants, being wrestle with suella being suel servants iervants, being wrestle with suella being suel servants ierva prisoners Civil Servants and prisoners being litter pickers. See you listening to gb news radio. Listening to gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners im josh howie. This is still paul cox, not booking me for a gig and over there, chomping on a cadaver is lewis schaefer. Paul lets have a look at mondays daily mail where suella has a brilliant new idea about making sure all the people on the boats coming over are millionaires. Yeah. So let me just read the headune yeah. So let me just read the headline because thats a really good point. Suella braverman set to target migrants by increasing the salary threshold for entry to uk from 26,200 as home to the uk from 26,200 as home office admits points based system hasnt worked. So back to your point, the points based system or 26. 5 grand a year doesnt apply to any of the people coming on small boats. So this applies to this only really applies to people and come here people that try and come here legitimately. And she is saying, look, it hasnt worked till now. We always thought the points based based on based system would work based on the where the australian system where youd in based on your youd come in based on your skill need you skill set. We have a need you can that need or you can can offer that need or you can offer that skill and you can come it doesnt seem to come in, but it doesnt seem to be working because were flooded with kind of with people with this kind of misses point which misses the point for me, which is is so is why your point is so important. Thank you. Youve got youve got to stop the boat. I sound like i dont know what i sound like i dont know what i sound like, but we have stop sound like, but we have to stop the in order for this to the boats in order for this to work. Because we need to work. Because what we need to agree and this is agree on, perhaps, and this is what should do, i dont care what we should do, i dont care whos in the country. Right . If we on total we need to agree on a total number, it be x, right . Number, it should be x, right . And its in, out and then its one in, one out after that we cant. After that because we cant. Because. We just dont because. Because we just dont we the infrastructure we dont have the infrastructure to it. It doesnt to support it. So it doesnt matter coming in and matter if theyre coming in and earning £26,200 a year or where are they going go . How are are they going to go . How are they to how are their they going to how are their children going to be taught . Have to disagree im going to have to disagree with not not about with you not not about controlling boats, controlling the boats, but actually when you start looking at they at the figures here and they were up 600,000, but the were up to 600,000, but the actual that is actual majority of that is students and people coming over for skilled labour. So i understand and i agree that we do need to control the boats for a variety of reasons and there in space. But actually it seems like when it comes down to the numbers, its people coming over to country who are doing to this country who are doing degrees then it gets a bit degrees and then it gets a bit more complicated. Louis, because we their money. We part of we need their money. We part of what makes this one of the strongest things we have in this country is our soft power. How we export it to the world through our universities. I through our universities. So i dont necessarily dont think it is necessarily what saying. Its as as what paul is saying. Its as as easy that. Easy as that. Isnt as that it isnt as easy as that because at the end of the day, we dont have enough people were going to as elon we dont have enough people were says, to as elon we dont have enough people were says, were as elon we dont have enough people were says, were having elon we dont have enough people were says, were having a. On musk says, were having a population collapse. Theres not enough being born in this enough people being born in this country. So, so basically country. So so, so basically without any discussion with the people, theyve just decided weve got to have weve got to have people who are going to work the factories to keep work in the factories to keep our high our standard of living high rather shrink our country. Rather than shrink our country. Basically, the zoo , the basically, the zoo, the elephants are dying in the zoo. So were going to replace this. I cant even use that word. But instead of the elephants , were instead of the elephants, were going to put hyaenas in there. Or lions. Well, or lions. Or lions. Well, or lions. My, my, my sort of strategy would be just to fire you and put you in the factory. Yeah. And is. No, no, im and the truth is. No, no, im sorry, mate. Weve got move sorry, mate. Weve got to move on. Mondays news and lewis on. Mondays news next and lewis of discovered new of the snp discovered a new way for scotland obtain for scotland to obtain independence for scotland to obtain indwyeah,ence for scotland to obtain indwyeah, well , the dont know yeah, well, the i dont know whether call it cheating. Whether you call it cheating. I was little surprised that was a little bit surprised that that the snp wanted independence but guess theyve changed but i guess theyve changed their is what their no theyve this is what theyve this new theyve done. How is this new Scottish Independence to be on ballot paper a general election as a. P. Approves strategy as a. P. Approves new strategy thats if they win the next election. If they get well, its election. If they get well, its a bit more complicated than that sorry. Its just but because paul, this is about them actually literally putting that on the ballot paper next to their name as in this is their new policy is a vote vote for independence. Snp like its the name of their like its their number one policy. The big thing policy. I mean the big thing here is of course they can say that if they win majority, that if they win a majority, that if they win a majority, that that its some you that that means its some you know , calling for independence. Know, calling for independence. But it doesnt mean the uk government have to all, government have to agree at all, surely. It doesnt. Surely. Of course it doesnt. Whether its and you know, whether its been brazen as it as it would be in this particular instance or not, thats been their only policy. The snp havent got any other policies. They flail around in the political winds picking silly things like picking up silly things like isla cetera. Et isla bryson. Et cetera. Et cetera and self id. But they dont really have any other policy other than independence. And wont its about and this wont work. Its about as saying finders as legitimate as saying finders keepers, weepers because keepers, losers weepers because this is not a referendum on independence. This is this is independence. This is this is people voting on how their councils might be managed or how they want the overall area they live in managed. Its not about whether they to be whether they want to be independent from of the independent from the rest of the uk. If even if it was uk. So even if even if it was 90 of the snp, which it will not be, it still wouldnt mean its a yes for independence and just before we go on to the next doonl just before we go on to the next door, i just want to say theres little shout out that someone you actually have a lot in common with Paul Shepherd common with paul tommy shepherd snp runs stand and snp member he runs a stand and he no longer books me either. He no longer books me either. Moving on to the express and paulis moving on to the express and paul, is this Civil Servants taking impartiality to new lengths . Well lets have a look, shall we . Servants remove we . Civil servants remove israeli flag Health Israeli flag from Health Building after number 10 ordered it to fly. Civil servants have resisted downing streets orders to fly an israeli flag from government buildings because it was deemed as taking sides. But heres my point on this we always take sides when theres a terrorist attack anywhere in the world. We take the anti terror side. There is a terrorist attack. Last saturday. So whether we like it or not or whether we like it or not or whether they whether you out there like it or not, if were taking sides, we take the anti terror side. Thats what weve always done. So to be weve always done. So to be consistent , we would have to fly consistent, we would have to fly the israeli flag. And were not doing that because its just against the narrative. Well, i mean , i think the thing is they mean, i think the thing is they are doing it. And it was to on put on to number 10 and stuff like that. But the problem here, id say this story more about is, is how it exactly who is in it illustrates exactly who is in control of these departments. Yeah. Its like yes. Its like yes, minister. Whereas the ministers are in control and the people, theyre not, you know, the people who run the thing dont really the thing. But the really run the thing. But at the end what this is end of the day, what this is just indicative of, i mean, the Civil Servants, the Civil Service it the people, service run it and the people, the of the government, the ministers of the government, theyre really theyre theyre not really theyre not theyre not really theyre not theyre power. Theyre not much power. But at theyre not much power. But at the what story is the the what this story is, is the fact is, was terrorist fact is, yes, it was a terrorist thing. But israel lost in the propaganda game in this country because in the hearts and minds of most of the people in this country or enough people , they country or enough people, they think israel is committing terrorist actions. Right now. I dont think that they are. But dont think that they are. But but i would say i would disagree with in that. With you in that. Think actually silent i think actually the silent majority very compassionate, majority are very compassionate, very clever. They can see exactly whats happened here. And i think its the far left and the people were not even far bleeding into the normal left infiltrated, who left who have infiltrated, who arguably a lot of Civil Servants. They have more power, they have more power. And the truth is, is that israel didnt do this to win the hearts and minds. They didnt care about a flag being flown over some government building. What they what said youve pointed what they said is youve pointed this they want to this out yourself. They want to they hamas not they want to teach the hamas not even a lesson. They want to get rid of the hamas. They have to and they have to. And dont and they have to. And they dont care whether flag. Care whether its a flag. That citizens home. They need that citizens home. Mondays mirror next and mondays mirror next louis and finally, police have finally, the police have had a chance clean streets chance to clean up the streets while one step removed. Yeah it says low level criminals to clean up graffiti yeah it says low level crimplantto clean up graffiti yeah it says low level crimplant trees an up graffiti yeah it says low level crimplant trees instead raffiti yeah it says low level crimplant trees instead offiti and plant trees instead of pnson prison time. This is this justice secretary alice chokshi plans to end the cycle of criminality by not sending them to prison so they wont be in a merry go round going to prison because they wont be going to pnson because they wont be going to prison at fact is, the prison at all. The fact is, the pnsons prison at all. The fact is, the prisons are jammed and theres no for them anyway. So this no room for them anyway. So this is self serving. Is completely self serving. Yeah. I mean, this is. Yeah. I mean, this is. Right . Am i right . Am i right . No, no, youre right. But, paul no, no, youre right. But, paul, mean, this is just paul, i mean, this is just absolutely a ridiculous way of a spokesperson to frame it spokesperson trying to frame it like, were trying stop like, no, were trying to stop the cycle of violence. And its like, no, just lewis like, no, you just as lewis said, you cant fit them in. This is Community Service. No ever really teaches no one ever really teaches these communication people the value of silence. And they you value of silence. And they you know, know what the know, there are we know what the problem overpopulated problem is. Overpopulated pnsons. Problem is. Overpopulated prisons. We know the prisons. We know what the solution is more prisons. However there is nuance to it. So you could say less crime, but thats a lot difficult than thats a lot more difficult than more prisons. All this is just knife, knife and trivia. I mean, why not pay people that are on that arent working to remove graffiti and plant trees . Theres no i dont want criminals dont have to pay criminals. No, i know you dont. Well, they cost a lot more than people. You have to pay £12 an hour for, i guess. But then saying that if they are on community and are on Community Service and theyre the prison theyre not within the prison estate, then youre saving money there. This also there. But really, this also undermines massively, of course, the the election the going into the election and the going into the election and the a tough the whole idea of being a tough on and yeah, well, on crime. And yeah, well, you cant believe anything cant you cant believe anything that government says. That the tory government says. Sorry, who we believe your sorry, who can we believe your youtube videos . Lewis schaffer. Youtube videos . Lewis schaffer. Schaffer yeah. Sticking with the prisoners in the sun. Paul and a novel way to stop them. Shanking each other. Shanking youve got to make sure you pronounce that correctly from the streets. Ive ive watched this is oz on hbo. Its a type of parlance were always using. Josh isnt it . Prisoners. Prisoners sharing cells given to each to stop them fighting over what to watch. So a prison source said, if you have two blokes in a cell and one wants to watch eastenders and the other one wants to watch and the other one wants to watch a wildlife documentary, if youve got a big problem, okay, surely theyre watching true crime anyway. Josh i dont know crime anyway. Josh i dont know if in is watching if anyone in there is watching eastenders. Thats probably why theyre you dont, theyre so angry. If you dont, if quickly, if you dont act quickly, they say to end up with say youre going to end up with smashed televisions and broken noses. Sounds like back at noses. So sounds like back at the scenes at gb news really, isnt it . Yeah. Yeah. Well, it sounds like when i was a kid, you know, i remember having only television. Having only one television. We were. Poorest family were. We were the poorest family in and in the richest town. And i remember when my mother a remember when my mother got a new new new watch. She got a new television, and. And because we were , of course, you were fighting, of course, you need more than television. Need more than one television. And especially in a prison anywhere. I dont know why this is new. They should is like brand new. They should have years ago. Have done this like years ago. By have done this like years ago. By ive just been told by the way, ive just been told by producer that gb news, we by the producer that gb news, we all get on really, really well. All get on really, really well. Also, they are the way to solve this, of course, is to just give them one channel, just give them gb news. Yeah, just give them gb news. Yeah, just give them gb news. Yeah, just give them gb news thats all they want to watch. And you know, if youre lucky, guys will get lewis to flash you a little bit of something. Something, right . It the halfway bit of something. Something, right . Weve it the halfway bit of something. Something, right . Weve got the halfway bit of something. Something, right . Weve got somelalfway bit of something. Something, right . Weve got some corkers point and weve got some corkers coming other side. Coming up on the other side. Weve got denmark destroying ghettos, labour misgendering crimes refugees. Ghettos, labour misgendering crimyou refugees. Radio. Welcome back to headliners heading straight into mondays mail and lewis , should tower mail and lewis, should Tower Hamlets be getting worried now . This is totally appropriate. The Danish Government accused of racism over plans to break up ghettos of quote unquote non western immigrant communities in a bid to boost integration in cities and this is a bit its a bit scary, but i understand where the thought is. First of all, it comes from denmark , which were the lovely, denmark, which were the lovely, most tolerant people in the world. You know, they were even more tolerant than the dutch people. Really tolerant. More tolerant than the dutch peoi le. Really tolerant. More tolerant than the dutch peoi le. Nevenlly tolerant. More tolerant than the dutch peoi le. Nevenlly tthe� ant. I can never tell the difference between whos who. Than the yeah, 1 1 is shorter than the other. And. And it says that other. And. And it says that theyre going to have theyre going have these in big going to have these in these big Housing Estates which are filled with non western people. Theyre going to be destroying blocks of pubuc going to be destroying blocks of Public Housing and building new housing, which theyre going to give to western people. To de homogenise. Its an interesting one, isnt it, paul, because in the wake of all this talk over the last few weeks of multiculturalism and the failure of and peoples different, different definitions of multiculturalism , you have multiculturalism, you have something here where people are saying like, what do you do . And it seems like the danish have just gone all out and like, this is doing. You to. Is what were doing. You to. I think you have to and i think you have to tackle it because multiculturalism, extent multiculturalism, to the extent where forms ghettos, is where it forms ghettos, is a failure of government. Calling it a ghettos. Are they theyre calling it parallel societies. Cities is what societies. Cities is what theyve theyre euphemism for it. Yeah. But i mean it does say it does say ghettos in there and yeah. But i mean it does say iiknow say ghettos in there and yeah. But i mean it does say iiknow wev ghettos in there and yeah. But i mean it does say iiknow we both tos in there and yeah. But i mean it does say iiknow we both warsaw1ere and yeah. But i mean it does say iiknow we both warsaw was and i know we both warsaw was a warsaw a parallel society. Warsaw was a parallel society. Exactly. Yeah exactly. Yeah exactly. At the end of the yeah. But at the end of the day, if you, if multiculturalism gets to the extent where theres a parallel society, if not a ghetto, then its a failure of a government. And the problem weve got which denmark are trying to tackle now and its coming everybodys way, is that the deemed the conversation is deemed racist , right . So if we question racist, right . So if we question multicultural ism in any way, then youre just called enoch powell , who, by the way , rather powell, who, by the way, rather frighteningly has has made his speech seem to be coming true to some extent. So we have to be able to tackle it. So we have to be able to have a discourse. Thats what denmark are doing is tackling it head on, which which i think is we dont have rivers of blood. We dont have rivers of blood. We dont have rivers of no and im not of blood. No and im not suggesting that we do what i am suggesting that we do what i am suggesting enoch powell suggesting that we do what i am suggestingthat enoch powell suggesting that we do what i am suggestingthat multiculture well suggesting that we do what i am suggestingthat multiculture ism suggested that multiculture ism would a detriment our would have a detriment to our society there are society. And there there are sparks of evidence that thats the case. Yes. Sparks but also theres lots of counter evidence. But thats. I dont disagree with you. I dont disagree with you. Yeah , but louis, this is yeah, but louis, this is interesting as well for a few reasons. One is because you are you are seeing a policy that is youre looking really scared that im going ask you that im going to ask you something insightful. Yeah something quite insightful. Yeah but fact that there using something quite insightful. Yeah but term lct that there using something quite insightful. Yeah but term non westerners ng something quite insightful. Yeah but term non westerners and this term non westerners and stuff, but actually it seems like the criteria that theyre also trying for are also really trying to go for are unemployment levels, overcrowding crime rates. When you about the inequality you talk about the inequality within those areas, that seems like a very valid reason to try and solve them. The other thing that theyre doing is and this is the way that migration has worked across time and im generalising massively here, but a migrant population moves in, theyre they work hard. Theyre poor, they work hard. They then they move out to more affluent areas and a new migration. If you look at a place like in london, like we were saying, Tower Hamlets, you look at brick lane, it was a jewish they came over poor jewish area. They came over poor farmers, hard, now farmers, worked hard, and now living , you know, in various living, you know, in various parts of the uk in north london and whatever. And the interesting thing is the examples that they use here of like, for example, Muhammad Aslam or whatever, and he talks about his kids , well, hes being about his kids, well, hes being moved, but his kids are a doctor, a lawyer, civil doctor, a lawyer, a Civil Engineer a social worker. Engineer and a social worker. And are living and none of them are living within that area. So in a way, it does work. They have come it does work. They have come oven it does work. They have come over, they assimilated and they have they are now doing very well and contributing that well and contributing to that society. And hes the one who is society. And hes the one who is somewhat being left behind. And they also give an example as well. What what sounds well. So what what this sounds like it sounds like a real estate scheme. Estate scheme. Like a way for them it sounds like a way for them to not cleanse the area of people, but just tear down the buildings and build new buildings. I remember this in new in bronx and new york, in the bronx and brooklyn, where i part brooklyn, where i where i part of i grew up. And this is of where i grew up. And this is this they did. This is i this is what they did. This is i dont i dont i think its just because they want to cleanse the area of, oh, my gosh, no, cleanse the air, physically cleanse the air, physically cleanse physically cleanse. Okay. Like, okay, well, you know what . I want to apologise because i just waffled on for about. No, no, no to that story. I think its a really fascinating one. And maybe well come back to in different come back to it in different ways in the future. Times next, paul our model agency is no paul and our model agency is no longer able find any thin longer able to find any thin people the west. Well, people in the west. Yes well, perhaps not. Perhaps not. Perhaps not. Ierhaps not. Perhaps not. I wasps not. Perhaps not. I was very t. Perhaps not. I was very conflicted about coming that that, coming up with that with that, thats indeed model thats not indeed model modelling world reacts after agencies recruiting from refugee camp in investigations. So a top agency has essentially been recruiting from the kakuma refugee camp in kenya and theyve been bringing them to europe to model for leading brands. And when you first read brands. And when you first read this, the first few paragraphs, youre like, okay, whats wrong with that . You know, thats opportunity provided exactly. Opportunity provided exactly. But then you read on slightly and it says one teenager was five foot 11. This is a lady i believe, and she weighed 40kg and was scouted by another agency and went to paris. But was deemed to be too malnourished and not good enough for the catwalk. So was sent for the catwalk. So was sent back within six days. Now thats the problem. Well, the problem is also she include debt and she was white. So thats a really good point. Yeah. Going back to her country and she was absolutely stressed out. And she says she was talking about mean, about harming herself. I mean, louis, its an louis, this is its an interesting one here because there balance here there is a sort of balance here between providing opportunity and also exploiting people. Its a story basically well, its a story basically is there are some really is saying there are some really beautiful the world and beautiful women in the world and not around, of course, Louis Schaefer takes from it. Thats what i take from here. And you know it if youve got know what it is. If youve got to theres beautiful to go wherever theres beautiful women dont, you know, women and i dont, you know, i dont. Ladies refugee camps here ladies in refugee camps here we go away and i know like somebody, somebody did basically the same thing with me. I was a starving young little weight in new york and they promised me that i would be a success in comedy. And it had success in comedy. And it had not happened. Not happened. And mondays express now, which has a scary story about misgendering as a woman, are you concerned, lois i am concerned. Labour to jail people use the wrong gender pronouns on purpose and hate crime law and theyre proposing this right . It hasnt happened yet. Of course it hasnt happened because theyre not in power yet, although people have been arrested in the past for murdering people. I mean, on one hand, am i against it . But gendering im against being put in jail for Something Like this. But then again, if people are going to be rude to each other, im still against it. If youre to it. Its basically if youre to going be if youre going to call somebody wrong gender, going be if youre going to call somebiny wrong gender, going be if youre going to call somebin a wrong gender, going be if youre going to call somebin a rude rong gender, going be if youre going to call somebin a rude way gender, going be if youre going to call somebin a rude way. Jender, going be if youre going to call somebin a rude way. Itsier, youre in a rude way. Its a hostile, aggressive way that i can see why people might want that to be illegal. I dont think it should be illegal, but thats okay. Words to be illegal. Words to be illegal. Well, this is it, paul. I mean, the thing about this article is it doesnt actually talk about any concrete policies at all. Theres a lot may and at all. Theres a lot of may and could reading going. Could and youre reading going. So where where is this coming from . So there is expressed, there is sort leap to the is some sort of leap to the imagination here from the imagination in here from the right of politics because what theyre saying is that labour are talking about sort of making misgendering the same as racism and if you were to be convicted of racism in some way, the maximum sentence you could get is in prison now. So is two years in prison now. So so theyve, so, so theyve, theyve , ive correlated the two theyve, ive correlated the two and oh if you miss gender and said oh if you miss gender youll end up in prison for two years. Now that was the case years. Now if that was the case youd prove someones youd have to prove someones intention because what louis is saying you did saying is right, is if you did intend to be offensive, offensive , yeah. If you did offensive, yeah. If you did intend to be even if you intend to be offensive, then that, you know, for me its for me. So what . Yeah. So i mean, what happened to sticks and stones may yeah. But, may break my bones. Yeah. But, well, will do, well, you know, they will do, actually. But words will never hurt now, i think have to hurt me. Now, i think we have to stick that should be a law. Your new policy, is it thats your new policy, is it right. Lets over the right. Lets shift over to the telegraph. Paul is this all about the about teaching books . The Palestinian School board has been money, is been buying with eu money, is this right . Yes, its absolutely right. Yeah sorry. Sorry. You got call that a sign . You got call that a sign . Oh, i see. Okay, fine. There we go. So google and ebay profit from sale of Holocaust Denial books and investigation by the telegraph has discovered that was a good time for you to get out your big sign there, paul. Well done. Yeah, thanks. Well were talking holocaust were talking about Holocaust Denial, yeah, thats denial, but. Yeah, yeah, thats good. That a good. And you know that im a jewim for all those im looking for all those people about holocaust people all about Holocaust Denial. If you want to some denial. If you want to see some Holocaust Denial, come denial. If you want to see some Holocaust Denial , come now. Denial. If you want to see some hol i aust denial, come now. Denial. If you want to see some holi meanienial , come now. Denial. If you want to see some holi mean ,enial , come now. Denial. If you want to see some holi mean , the , come now. Denial. If you want to see some holi mean , the thing|e now. Denial. If you want to see some holi mean , the thing about now. Denial. If you want to see some holi mean , the thing about thisv. So, i mean, the thing about this is theyre trying to say that ebay are profiting ebay and google are profiting from sale of these books. From the sale of these books. Eagle. Eagle made up a coal eagle. Eagle just made up a coal company, Company Google company, hybrid Company Google and profiting from the and ebay are profiting from the sale all books and i, as an sale of all books and i, as an advocate for free speech and quite happy for all these things to there. What we do need to be out there. What we do need is so if is much better education. So if you this kind of stuff, you you read this kind of stuff, you can immediately dismiss it because well because youve been well educated subject matter, educated on the subject matter, but can only do through but you can only do that through debate and discussion and you can proper debate and can only have proper debate and discussion if all the Information Available to information is available to you. You about well, when you talk about information quickly, information very quickly, louis, they you know, theyve books they you know, theyve got books here of the most famous here by some of the most famous holocaust deniers. My gosh. Holocaust deniers. Oh, my gosh. All right. What wow. Wow. Look all right. What wow. Wow. Look at this. Okay i mean, you know, we only just want to talk about a very serious subject thats really me. Okay well, there we go. Im glad that we covered this quite important story. So well. Thank you, guys. You know what . We we blew that one. We blew that one. You blew that one big time. Lets can do it . Lets finish. Can we do it . We do it in the next can we do it in the next section . No. Try again in the section with the mail. The bravest man the mail. And the bravest man who lived. Lewis. Who ever lived. Lewis. This. Believe sorry about this. We believe that lone that thing. Anyway. Lone man with flag was chased by with israeli flag was chased by pro protesters as he pro Palestinian Protesters as he was. I didnt. Was. I didnt. I didnt. I thought were done. The thought we were done. The horrible, serious thing. This is a time of anti semitism. Are a time of anti semitism. Are they actually not . The tories . Well , the tories . Oh, well, arguably but the mans arguably it is. But the mans iranian. Iranian. Iranian. But the man is iranian. Still it is still but its still it is still anti semitism because its a its an israeli flag. And thats thats the flag of the jews. And the truth is that that the people who are who are anti semitic are not are generally not british born in. I dont know if thats necessarily true. We are talking about this is the transfer. This is the worst show ive ever done. Ever done. That should be part of the bingo. Bingo. No, it wasnt you who was being chased around with an israeli flag, it . Israeli flag, was it . It wasnt me. No, it wasnt me. No, it wasnt me. Because i have. Because i have. Im a coward. Im an because im a coward. Im an american. I dont. You know what i mean . Okay, look, i see. Okay, well, look, there paul. There was there was a paul. There was a vigil today , uh, which the vigil today, uh, which the producer and i went to this afternoon. It was for the afternoon. It was for the israeli victims and particularly the people whove been kidnapped. And it was peaceful. It was. And it was peaceful. It was solemn , it was sad. And it was a solemn, it was sad. And it was a huge contrast to some of the images that we have seen coming out over the last 24 hours that happenedin out over the last 24 hours that happened in in london yesterday and really across the world. And i guess what im trying to say is that, you know, it was better. It was better. It was better actually. It was actually we shouldnt be solemn. We shouldnt be respectful. We should be angry to be we should, you know, not me. Im old, but i think theres not enough anger on our part. You know, they have our children. Theyve taken our children. Theyve taken our children , give our children back children, give our children back. Yeah. Give our sound. Very passionate there as well. Yes. Paul i dont know why i addressed all of that to you, paul addressed all of that to you, paul. I mean, it was i wasnt it didnt have a question. I didnt even say anything. But, you know what . Youre absolutely right. I think there are to are two sides to this. Anecdotally quickly, anecdotally very quickly, you saw shout, saw a palestinian shout, something towards the something a negative towards the jews the group. And this jews at at the group. And this story was about actually on the way back. So this story was about shouted at the on the tube, shouted at the on the tube, shouted at the on the tube, shouted at us well, shouted shouted at us as well, shouted free palestine and whatever. Goes on. But it goes on. But it goes on. Yeah. And its always to yeah. And its always nice to meet our fans. Thats it for part three. But coming up on the final dna, super final section, stolen dna, super powered and most powered plants and the most british ever queuing. See british story ever queuing. See you a sec welcome back to headliners. Were going to kick off straight with the metro poll. What are they going with . And i had they going with . And i had someone steal my dna once. Did you . Yeah five times. You . Yeah five times. Yeah. Was that the joke . Five yeah. Was that the joke . Five times . Yeah once. Five times. Times . Yeah once. Five times. Try to get it back. Yeah. Yeah so hackers stole millions of peoples dna. What will they do with it . Thats whats baffling , with it . Thats whats baffling, according to the. To the metro. So this is all about 23 and me, which is a bit like ancestry. Com , where youre kind of youre sending your dna. , where youre kind of youre sending your dna. And so, you sending your dna. And so, you know, youre youre youre certain percentage is certain percentage. This and everyones 1 course thats thats 1 irish of course thats thats how world to operate how the world seems to operate so according however so the so according to however so the story here is have they have they stolen dna, have they stole. They havent really. So theyve said now that the information posted online was not generic. It was not actual generic. It was genetic. Sorry information. It was taken. It was high level account data. So. So its quite serious. Theyve taken a lot of, serious. Theyve taken a lot of, you know, the sort of stuff that hackers like, which is data about peoples addresses, their names, um, but were names, etcetera. Um, but were led to believe its something much more sinister. So somebody and the reason is they said, what is to stop a person checking whether theyre where whether their prospective partner is likely to go bold or develop cancer or bald first. Like i dont understand why bald for you is worse than cancer. Cancer. Cancen well, its far worse, actually. Or have a genetic predisposition to alcoholism. So its a bit like choosing your bald, bald is worse in your. This is new for you. Bald was worth than cancer and being an alcoholic. No, id rather id rather be bald. I dont mind being bald. Im not bald. Im fine. Im not bald. No, im fine. Dont point to him. But your other hairy friend over there. Other hairy friend over there. Jesus, i cant believe the pictures. Im going to file pictures. Im going to file a complaint with hr straight after this show. What could they do this show. What could they do with this information . Louis obviously, as paul was obviously, as you as paul was saying, or saying, they cant clone musk or anything, but there is the thing that could they sort of go, oh, im discovered im your father. Ive discovered send me £1,000. Yeah, could do yeah, they could do something. They could tie it in with other people with some other people and say, im this im related to you via this thing. I dont know. They basically this article said they cant thing, cant do anything thing, anything possibly contact anything except possibly contact you and say, hey , i you know, i you and say, hey, i you know, i know. I know who you are. They know. I know who you are. They they cant take any money. They have no access to the accounts. Youre 48 swedish. Over to the guardian. Louis, you were saying in the interval that there was something you wanted to boss. Andrew to say to our boss. Andrew doyle. Right . Bad management yeah. Bad management has prompted 1 or 3. Of to. Brave of you to. Brave of you to. No, thats not true. Im incredibly happy. Im happy incredibly happy. Im not happy with but im not happy with you. Josh but im not happy that likes so much. Josh that he likes you so much. Josh ikeep that he likes you so much. Josh i keep on telling him im the jew you, not you, not jew here. Not you, not you, not you. Youre not the jew. Anyway, you. Youre not the jew. Anyway, this is the most exciting and the most exciting story of the night. It says basically the 82 of bosses were accidental bosses, meaning they had no training. They were just like, brought up along the ranks. How else were you supposed to go to school a boss . No it school to be a boss . No it doesnt happen that way. And number two, it said that according study the according to this study by the chartered , chartered management institute, it that widespread it pointed out that widespread it pointed out that widespread it said basically that everybodys thinking about getting a new job and everybodys unhappy at work. Everybodys unhappy at work. Its like kelsey, kelsey, surprise. Look at mine. Look at surprise. Look at mine. Look at my new sign. Wonderful. You my new sign. Wonderful. You could me. Hey face, this could google me. Hey face, this is thing. Is my twitter thing. Thats Health Safety thats health and safety issues. Thats health and safety issues. You cant balance it issues. You cant balance it like that. Louis schaefer pool. Like that. Theouis schaefer pool. Like that. The whole haefer pool. Like that. The whole reason pool. Like that. The whole reason that we became surely, became comedians, surely, is that dont to deal with that we dont have to deal with the our day to day. The boss in our day to day. Exactly. I mean, as bob dylan once said, you everybody has to serve heres a song serve somebody. Heres a song from bob dylan. From bob dylan. We serve the public. We serve the public. We serve the public. We do serve the public. Were all serving someone. The thing about management, rather about good management, rather than leadership, you should separate two. Believe is than leadership, you should separebeing two. Believe is than leadership, you should separebeing able believe is than leadership, you should separebeing able to elieve is than leadership, you should separebeing able to adapt is than leadership, you should separe being able to adapt style. About being able to adapt style. And a lot of managers are are put in a position because theyre consistently very good at thing. And then they have at one thing. And then they have to. Then they have to then lead these people or all these group of people or all different and they cant do it. They only one way and they can only do it one way and its most people cant they can only do it one way and its speak most people cant they can only do it one way and its speak to ost people cant they can only do it one way and its speak to people ple cant they can only do it one way and its speak to people properly. Even speak to people properly. So all about emotional so its all about Emotional Intelligence and skills. Intelligence and soft skills. And face most people and lets face it, most people havent got it. So what they suggesting . So what are they suggesting . So what are they suggesting . Dont know what are they dont know what youre all right. Youre talking about. All right. Morgan paul ultimate morgan and paul is the ultimate Climate Crisis. Gold for those Climate Crisis. Gold for those who actually believe in Climate Crisis told to say for crisis, i was told to say for ofcom could superpowered ofcom reasons could superpowered plants be the heroes of the Climate Crisis . They ask here in the guardian. Well, carbon guzzling trees and crops genetically altered to boost photosynthesis ipsis and store carbon in the roots could absorb millions of tonnes of co2. Weve known this forever. This is exactly what plants do. This is how plants survive super plants. But these are super plants , of course. So are super plants, of course. So at the end of the day, greta can down tools we dont need to worry about ulez pull the cameras out of the ground. We need super trees there. We go. Traumatic news in the mail now. It seems like now. Lewis and it seems like some people some poor just off oil. People were forced in the same were forced to be in the same room as a bunch of gamers. Yes, just up oil people. And thats not Extinction Rebellion people. These are the guys who are the thing that eco are stopping the thing that eco zealots, they storm the stage and spray orange to and spray orange paint to the latest at largest latest protest at the largest gaming im not Gaming Convention. And im not sure i actually bid to a Gaming Convention that my son took me to when he was about 13, 14 years old at that not the excel centre, but some other place. And i dont im surprised that even they noticed that this happened. Even they noticed that this happened. Theyre so involved. Happened. Theyre so involved. These are the nerdiest people. Im not saying my son is nerdy, but the nerdiest people in the world. Well, i was going to wonder about this. I mean, you have the Just Stop Oil hippies. I mean, you have the Just Stop Oil hippies. Youve got stop oil hippies. Youve got gamers. I mean, how stinky was this room . This room . Yeah. Or just mars with lynx africa. Look why do they never invade a millwall home game . Why is it always Gaming Conventions and the theatre for. Look, i want to see some real research. Want to see some real research. No ones going to be able to chase them. No, no, they will just knackered. They will. Theyre they will. So, look, theyre not doing anything to win anybody over. These the anybody over. And these are the people actually and people actually gamers and theatre people theatre goers are the people they persuade theatre goers are the people they theyre persuade theatre goers are the people they theyre so persuade theatre goers are the people they theyre so weak uade theatre goers are the people they theyre so weak. Ade theatre goers are the people they theyre so weak. So because theyre so weak. So lets see some risk. Lets see some risk. I could see eventually, eventually it thinks them invading Extinction Rebellion, people , theyve run out of toys. People, theyve run out of toys. Very meta, right . Finally at the times with perhaps the most quintessentially british story ever covered on gb news paul, how queuing became cool. Oh yeah. I dont think so. From bagel shops to clothes stores, youre no. One unless youve got an event queue outside. Why cant we get enough of them . I think its fear of missing out. I dont think its. They say that the brits are the best at queuing. We just dont like missing out on anything. We see a line and think whats in there and we just wait at the back until until get to the back until until we get to the front realise front and we realise its nothing. And go home. Nothing. And then we go home. Were of missing were just scared of missing out. Cool about queuing. Well, there is something well, there is something social here, and dont know if social here, and i dont know if you the same culture, you have the same culture, lewis, day lewis, but back in the day before supermarkets wed before supermarkets here, wed had people had our local shops and people would queues and would meet in the queues and talk out about talk and find out about their neighbours. And it was a social event because it was a poor country. And i remember i first and i remember when i first moved i visited in moved here, when i visited in the 1970s and you used to when you wanted a of fruit, you you wanted a piece of fruit, you couldnt piece of fruit couldnt pick the piece of fruit up thing had to have up or the thing you had to have them and you. Yeah. And them come and get you. Yeah. And so had wait in queues. It so you had to wait in queues. It was maybe it was the, the whole thing. I dont know why this country is different. I thing. I dont know why this country is different. I think maybe because it was a poor country. Okay, well, there we go. Nearly over. I look were nearly over. I look fonnard to seeing how big these boxes the boxes are going to get in the future. Lewis, are future. I mean, lewis, you are covering your the whole covering your body. The whole reason symbol, the covering your body. The whole reason point symbol, the covering your body. The whole reason point of symbol, the covering your body. The whole reason point of gettingnbol, the covering your body. The whole reason point of getting you , the covering your body. The whole reason point of getting you one whole point of getting you on the show, im just angry. Dont cover body. Cover your body. Has that over. Oven lets take another quick look at mondays front pages. The daily are daily mail. The police are coming you. If you glorify coming for you. If you glorify terrorism. Im good. The terrorism. Im good. The guardian, us and last ditch effort to reduce impact an israeli assault on gaza. The times a million tried to flee as invasion of gaza looms the mirror fears of a full out war. Independent israel kills mastermind of massacre. Financial times us warns iran not to escalate gaza war into larger mid east conflict. And those are your front pages. That is all we have time for. Thank you to my guests, paul and lewis. Simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. With me and lewis. If youre watching at lewis. And if youre watching at 5 for breakfast. 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. Thank good evening. Youre with gb news. The top story tonight, the us secretary of state, Antony Blinken has been underlining four key objectives as the us is sticking he continues with sticking to as he continues with his diplomacy his round of shuttle diplomacy in the middle east. He repeated the position that it stands the uss position that it stands by as expressing by israel, as well as expressing the the conflict the hope that the conflict would not over any other not spill over to any other parts of the region. He also said the us working to effect said the us is working to effect the israeli hostages the release of israeli hostages taken hamas well as taken by hamas as well as ensuring the humanitarian ensuring that the humanitarian crisis doesnt worsen. Crisis in gaza doesnt worsen. Hes due to return to israel on monday israel prepares for a monday as israel prepares for a ground the gaza ground offensive in the Gaza Strip Israeli prime strip with the israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu today convening an emergency Cabinet Meeting and vowing to demolish today, demolish hamas. Well, today, the European Unions backed israels right to defend itself as long as that is in line with humanitarian and international law. As he left cairo, Anthony Blinken stressed the uss continued support for israel actually doing, including the deployment of these Aircraft Carrier battle groups. Again and not to provoke anyone but to send a very clear message of deterrence that no one should do anything that widens this conflict in any way or that furthers aggression against israel from any other direction. Direction. Well, other World Leaders are talking as well. King abdullah of jordan has travelled from the middle to east london to meet the Prime Minister today , rishi the Prime Minister today, rishi sunak welcomed King Abdullah, the Royal Household in amman, saying he was