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Missing words quiz where we showed the panel some newspaper headunes headlines with, yep, youve guessed missing. Guessed it, one word missing. How earth did come up with how on earth did we come up with that . Of course, it wouldnt that . And of course, it wouldnt be night show, will it, be a friday night show, will it, without dog of the week . No without your dog of the week . No no. Were still banned no. Again, were still banned from this from doing that. This show should of fun. But should be a lot of fun. But first, lets get your headlines from tatiana sanchez. From tatiana sanchez. Patrick, thank you and good evening. This is the latest from the newsroom. A man has been remanded in custody over an alleged plot to kidnap and kill tv presenter holly willoughby. Gavin plumb, a Shopping Centre security guard, is charged with soliciting a man to carry out the crimes the star pulled out of hosting itvs this morning after bosses were reportedly alerted to the possible threat. Its understood shes being given round the clock, secured city and support labours describing its rutherglen and Hamilton West by election win as a seismic victory. Michael shanks took the seat with 58 of the vote, more than double that of the snps katie loudon. Of the snps katie loudon. Labour leader sir keir starmer says scotland is key to securing a majority at the next general election. In a key supporter of election. In a key supporter of the Just Stop Oil protest group says he is redirects his funding to a youth voting campaign. Green Energy Industry solist dale vince says hes given more than £340,000 since the groups foundation. But he says under foundation. But he says under the current government, protest cannot work. And he warns further disruption may prove counterproductive. Mr vince is counterproductive. Mr vince is instead supporting a new cause aimed at encouraging young people to vote. Just stop. Oil says it will continue its campaign of civil resistance. Campaign of civil resistance. Former first minister and Current Alba Party leader alex salmond says humza yousaf has days to save his job after the by election defeat. Scotlands by election defeat. Scotlands first minister says the snp needs time to reflect on the result. Result. The snp we didnt do enough. We know that there was a contextual factors. Margaret ferriers reckless actions. The Police Investigation of course. But weve got to reflect, ive got to reflect the party has to ensure weve got a Good Campaign machine behind us, but also that were inspiring people with a message. We clearly got message. We clearly got a message. We clearly got a message from the voters. Rutherglen and Hamilton West that the snp has lost some trust in that seat. Weve got to make sure we regain it. A conservative councillor has called for the home secretarys resignation over the handling of scampton. The government is accused of ignoring a legal order to stop converting the former air base into a migrant camp to house 2000 people. The home office says its confident the project meets planning requirements, but Council Roger Patterson described the department as liars. And department as liars. And finally, while much of the uk could see temperatures of up to 26 c at the weekend, a warning for rain is in place in parts of scotland. The met office has scotland. The met office has issued both amber and yellow rain warnings for large parts of scotland and Northern England. From tomorrow until sunday morning. Scotrail has announced there will be significant disruption to its services as a result. In contrast, fine and result. In contrast, fine and dry weather for southern and central england. Temperatures central england. Temperatures could rise as high as 25 degrees by sunday afternoon in this is gb news across the uk on tv in your car on Digital Radio and on your car on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. Now its back to. Patrick all right. Welcome along. Happy friday night. Now fury today from teachers and parents alike after the labour leader keir starmer pledged to introduce supervised toothbrushing for Young Children in englands Primary Schools, like the kind of thing you might get in north korea. So while the dentistry profession says that they are big fans of the idea , they are big fans of the idea, although i dont believe that because they make money off people teeth. People having rotten teeth. Headteacher that staff headteacher say that their staff have things to do with have Better Things to do with their time than check whether pupils their teeth pupils have cleaned their teeth. Lie told them theyve been born wrong body or that born into the wrong body or that britains is a disaster. Britains empire is a disaster. So should this be the responsibility of parents and not teachers . We are joined now by legendary former presenter of fat families, steve miller , to fat families, steve miller, to get his hot take on all of this. Steve, whats going on . Why are you me , everyone we know going you me, everyone we know going to have to pay out of our hard earned taxpayers money because some parents are too lazy to brush their kids teeth or get them to do it themselves. Yes, were talking about this. Tooth brush. Its its a tooth brush. Its a tooth brush. And it is absolutely the role of the parent to make sure that their children are cleaning their teeth. This, again, is yet, in my view, a theoretical policy be put together by the theorists. Obviously who who think this is this is this is something that teachers should do when teachers are so busy obviously doing what they should be doing, which is teaching. Think its absolutely teaching. Think its absolutely ludicrous. And listen, if i have ludicrous. And listen, if i have children and i cannot get them to clean their teeth or show them how to clean the teeth and actually look over them as to clean their teeth daily, then frankly, my children should be taken off me because i believe its neglect. Its a straightfonnard as that. I think its absolutely bonkers , to be its absolutely bonkers, to be honest. You should literally mean you should be in detention for it, to be quite honest. You could literally decide who who who is not a who and who and who is not a good parent by whether or not they have managed to be able to make very tiny child do make that very tiny child do that very basic that that very basic thing that theyve them to do. Its theyve asked them to do. Its not role of the state to get not the role of the state to get involved is it . Involved in that is it . Oh, for goodness sake. Of course its not the role of the state. Who patrick, who comes up with these ridiculous policies mean its mean. Well, he has done. Mean its mean. Well, he has done. Thats why i would put him done. Thats why i would put him in. He needs to go into School Detention and have a thousand lies for coming up with such radical useless policies. I think parents would be insulted by well. A lot of parents by it as well. A lot of parents are very responsible they are very responsible and they make their children clean the teeth before they go to school. Everythings about nannying now, isnt everythings isnt it . Everythings about abdication, mean, abdication, you know. I mean, and , if you cannot get and frankly, if you cannot get your children to clean their teeth in the morning, you should not have had your children in the first place. Its as straightfonnard as that. With me. Its complicated. Its me. Its not complicated. Its very straightfonnard. And you very straightfonnard. And you think time this think about how much time this will for teachers when will take for teachers when theyre already hard pressed and we you know, you think about the lockdown as well. We had all of that delay of these kids getting an education in. I dont want kids to going school to learn more about cleaning their teeth and time wasted like that. I want them learning how to read , want them learning how to read, how to write and how to socially lies, not in terms of cleaning the teeth. Look. Hey, sure. Yeah were below vietnam on the School League tables. Yeah, sure. Sometimes they have to enforce a pride month on very Young Children. Yet look. Hey, sure, sometimes children come out of school and theyve got a reading age years below where they actually are, but at least they will have bright pearly whites. Ijust will have bright pearly whites. I just find it absolutely bonkers. Teachers should not be social workers. Social workers. Oh, completely. Its not their role. You know what i mean . Othennise you start questioning what is the role of the parent . I have a child and it is my responsibility to look after that child health, to look after that child health, to look after their mental health, as well as their physical health. And that includes includes dental entry as well. Its not your job. Dental entry as well. Its not yourjob. Its not dental entry as well. Its not your job. Its not the states job. Its not to be the king. You dont want to be you dont want to be that parent there. You know, standing by the side of the football pitch or whatever going, oh, ones . Whatever going, oh, which ones . Which our which ones your child . Our minds one whos just done minds the one whos just done 14 stepovers knocked into 14 stepovers and knocked it into the top corner from 30 yards out. Ones your one . Oh is out. Which ones your one . Oh is the green the one who stinks with green teeth. You dont to be that teeth. You dont want to be that parent. Okay steve, thank you very going to park parent. Okay steve, thank you vethere. Going to park parent. Okay steve, thank you vethere. Great going to park parent. Okay steve, thank you vethere. Great to going to park parent. Okay steve, thank you vethere. Great to have; to park parent. Okay steve, thank you vethere. Great to have you park parent. Okay steve, thank you vethere. Great to have you on. it there. Great to have you on. Steve miller, the fabulous host of fat families. Check it out online. Hes come out some online. Hes come out with some absolute corkers, including it was loss show case was a weight loss show in case you couldnt gather. But he kind of the love approach of took the tough love approach to he included the line, to it. So he included the line, watch out, massive fatties, the lard are in town. Its lard police are in town. Its worth worth anyway, worth its worth a watch anyway, right . Time to bring right . Its time to bring in my Brilliant Panel evening. Brilliant panel this evening. Weve and weve got Bushra Sheikh and weve also got comedian leo kearse. Great stuff. Leo ill start with you. As far as im start with you. I as far as im aware, the state of my teeth. No, no, its not because the state of your teeth. Actually, far as im actually, as far as im aware, dont have kids, aware, i dont have any kids, right . Hopefully dont get right . And hopefully i dont get a knock on the door one day. But what you think about this . Do what do you think about this . Do you think parents should be you think that parents should be just seriously brushing just just seriously brushing their is it their own kids teeth . Why is it why our problem . Why is it our problem . Well, weve seen seen well, weve seen weve seen the state of its boundaries get wider wider, especially in wider and wider, especially in scotland, state in scotland, the state now, in fact, named bill, fact, the named persons bill, which the state which which made the state responsible for children instead of parents. You responsible for children instead of as parents. You responsible for children instead of as p. As nts. You responsible for children instead of as p. As this you responsible for children instead of as p. As this seems u responsible for children instead of as p. As this seems like know, as much as this seems like a sort of frivolous, funny thing, you know, having teachers show how to their show kids how to brush their teeth, serious teeth, its a serious, serious point. It going to end . Point. Where is it going to end . Like showing people how to wipe their just their bums, like we need to just leave parenting parents and leave parenting to parents and not, know , think state not, you know, i think the state boundanes not, you know, i think the state boundaries should pulled back boundaries should be pulled back a little bit. Cant help but if i cant help but wonder if thatis i cant help but wonder if that is its going, that is where its going, actually, where we do end up with a situation where, you know, teachers have to shake it for i be honest, i mean, to be honest, i actually laughed at this story. Ijust actually laughed at this story. I just this is i just thought, this is ridiculous. Plus, the fact that a parent would not sure a parent would not make sure that the brushed his teeth that the child brushed his teeth would mean that. Why would just mean that. Why are you kids are a huge you having kids . Kids are a huge responsibility. That responsibility. And part of that is oral and hygiene is the oral hygiene and hygiene in if youve got kids in general. If youve got kids coming in, not brushing their teeth, what else not teeth, what else are they not washing . Theyre not washing . Yeah, maybe theyre not showering. About social showering. This is about social services, its showering. This is about social servictneglect. Its showering. This is about social servictneglect. Thats its showering. This is about social servictneglect. Thats what this is. Im sorry, but its not all. Like parents have to take some responsibility. Youve got to. Weve created society, leo, weve created a society, leo, where somebody where everything is somebody elses everything where everything is somebody el somebody everything where everything is somebody el somebody elseseverything where everything is somebody el somebody elses fault. Ling where everything is somebody el somebody elses fault. Are is somebody elses fault. Are the reason why 25. Stone the reason why i weigh 25. Stone is you know, saw is because, you know, i just saw an advert for some cheese on the London Underground and that triggered something me triggered something in me society has to accommodate everybodys needs and everybodys needs and everybodys. Everybodys wants. Its just a sort of and yeah, its just a sort of slippery slope that get slippery slope that we cant get back were too fat. Back up because were too fat. We cant get back up because were too fat and we havent got any fingernails and any fingernails anymore and were around the were just clawing around the place i think, place like all of that. I think, you people need to take you know, people need to take some and have a some responsibility and have a bit pride, have a bit of bit of pride, have a bit of pride. I get that there will pride. Now i get that there will be some situations where, you know, if someones got a disability something, theres disability or something, theres an your life an emergency event in your life where whatever but where for whatever reason, but thats people thats not the people were talking here. Talking about here. Were talking about here. Were talking about here. Were talking about the people, arent we . Cant we . You know, seriously, cant even cant even their kids even cant even get their kids up they go, up in the morning when they go, oh, yeah. Oh, its just i just cant control it. Why not . Why dont you it . Why do you dont you have it . Why do you have know its about. Accountability isnt it . Its about parents looking them about parents looking at them and know what . Im and saying, you know what . Im doing job. Let fix up. Doing a crap job. Let me fix up. Let be a better parent. But let me be a better parent. But people, they dont want to people, they just dont want to self reflect, do they . Like you say, its all about passing the self reflect, do they . Like you say, it and about passing the self reflect, do they . Like you say, it and buckit passing the self reflect, do they . Like you say, it and buck t0wassing the self reflect, do they . Like you say, it and buck to somebody blame and buck to somebody else. Do you buy this idea, though, that we i mean, the that we are i mean, its the stereotype of brits around the world is that all bad teeth. Yeah. So do you buy it, though, that maybe it would be good . We look towards brexit, good . As we look towards brexit, britain standing up good . As we look towards brexit, bri the standing up good . As we look towards brexit, bri the world standing up good . As we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, itanding up good . As we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, if nding up good . As we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, if we 1g up good . As we look towards brexit, bri the world stage, if we could on the world stage, if we could create a generation of kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashersation of kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashers yeah,of kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashers yeah, it kids with on the world stage, if we could creaignashers yeah, it might ith nice gnashers yeah, it might actually good. We actually do us quite good. We might a trade deal. Might get a trade deal. Well, thats, thats why weve opened up these trade routes turkey so we can routes with turkey so we can send over to turkey send people over to turkey to get teeth done. And get their teeth done. And then everybody back with these everybody comes back with these ridiculous 1980s ridiculous american 1980s weatherman yeah, weatherman teeth. But yeah, i think going get rid of think were going to get rid of cosmetic being in cosmetic dentistry being done in turkey cheaply. Turkey really cheaply. Yeah, thats britains thats going to save britains i think it would be cheaper right, to set instead this plan by to set instead of this plan by keir to get all of the keir starmer to get all of the things would need things that you would need to make teeth and make kids brush their teeth and pay make kids brush their teeth and pay to stand over them pay teachers to stand over them and them. Pay teachers to stand over them anc it them. Pay teachers to stand over them anc it would lem. Pay teachers to stand over them ancit would be|. Pay teachers to stand over them ancit would be cheaper to send it would be cheaper to send all those kids to turkey and get veneers. No no. I think the best thing to do is maybe give them like a little a and a pack, toothpaste and toothbrush. Everyone will get that at when that for free at school when they come to school and theyve got something. So maybe they dont have it at home already. Theyve got a toothbrush and thats give thats it. And just just give them little pack, which isnt them a little pack, which isnt going to cost lot of money. Going to cost a lot of money. Then thats another we see. Its not going to cost a lot of money. But start money. But then you start providing everything, know, providing everything, you know, then they everything then they get everything that theyre at home. Theyre supposed to get at home. Youre going to give youre going to have to give them and shower gel and them soap and shower gel and deodorant. You know deodorant. And before you know it, in a communist it, youre living in a communist state you cant afford state where you cant afford anything money state where you cant afford artaken| money state where you cant afford artaken| you money state where you cant afford artaken| you to money state where you cant afford artaken| you to pay money state where you cant afford artaken| you to pay for money state where you cant afford artaken| you to pay for lowiey is taken off you to pay for low quality deodorant to be given to the population. Will say this one thing i will say on this and genuinely were and genuinely i know were having laugh about it having a bit of a laugh about it and all that, but there will be some children out there whose parents and the parents are just awful and the kids shouldnt, fair, have kids shouldnt, to be fair, have to suffer result that to suffer as a result of that because punishing the wrong because you punishing the wrong person there i person in there really, i do think you a child think that if you see a child thats constantly turning up to school with, know, basically school with, you know, basically a fungus their face, a kind of fungus in their face, then someone should have then someone should go and have a word with the parents, but bully the parents, not the child. Your thats child. Thats your thats your view. Yeah. Suppose for view. Yeah. Yeah. I suppose for that select group of kids then, you probably should you know, they probably should get should get the get the help they should get the help, but then get the help they should get the help, worried but then get the help they should get the help, worried that but then get the help they should get the help, worried that they it then get the help they should get the help, worried that they would id be worried that they would get used to be like, get bullied. It used to be like, it like, know, it used to be like, you know, the kids that were on free school which now, by school lunches, which now, by the just the way, i think were just going to dish to everybody, going to dish out to everybody, including multi millionaires who send kids can get a free their kids can get a free breakfast cheers. Great. Their kids can get a free breebefore, cheers. Great. Their kids can get a free breebefore, ciknow,great. Their kids can get a free bree before, ciknow, yout. Their kids can get a free bree before, ciknow, you used but before, you know, you used to the kids on free school to know the kids on Free School Lunches they might get lunches and they might get picked so be able to picked on so youd be able to tell, because tell, wouldnt you . Because itd be getting led away to be the kids getting led away to the 8 00 the the bathroom at 8 00 in the morning. Free morning. Yeah. Or youre on free school you, mate . Morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch actually, you, mate . Morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch actually, actually, u, mate . Morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch actually, actually, you1ate . Morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch actually, actually, you know morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch acatlly, actually, you know morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch acat some tually, you know morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch acat some point, you know morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch acat some point in ou know morning. Yeah. Or youre on free sch acat some point in myznow what . At some point in my school when were when we had that kids who were getting meals getting Free School Meals and had tokens and stuff, had the little tokens and stuff, they they used they to sell them, so they used to was like a to make money. It was like a business at school, you know, because cost £5 for because it would cost £5 for an average youd average school lunch and youd buy £1. 50. So it buy a token for £1. 50. So it became a it became an entrepreneurial at school. People be so yeah, people will be selling. Exactly. Selling. Yeah, exactly. Look, ive colgate. Yeah, ive got your colgate. Yeah, ive got your colgate. Yeah, ive oral b. Do you ive got your oral b. Do you want okay want it flying off this . Okay right look, kind right now, look, weve kind of got serious got the quote unquote serious bit this show the way. Bit of this show out of the way. That topic that was actually a news topic that news, of course. That was in the news, of course. So dont go away. Because lots that was in the news, of course. Sofunds go away. Because lots that was in the news, of course. Sofunds go avcomeecause lots that was in the news, of course. Sofunds go avcomeecausthents of funds have come with the panel this where we panel tonight. This is where we get just the general get stuck into just the general light hearted nature of it, including round including the spin room round your and missing your part and the missing words quiz. Thats all to come. Plus as i went and about today to as i went out and about today to ask the public some ask the public about some blatantly fake political blatantly fake new political policies, do you try pushing my hand now . Pushing. Just push it. Push pushing. Just push it. Push this hand with your. Its quite it is quite it is quite difficult. More thats going to put off some voters. On mark dolan some voters. On mark dolan tonight in my big opinion, my first on air reaction to rishi sunaks Conference Speech compared to the one i wrote for him earlier in the week. In my take a ten football legend, kevin keegan is the latest victim of the woke mob for saying men should commentate on mens football. Its time to show those attacking him the red card. Plus from depression and card. Plus from depression and suicide to military glory, former marine ben williams plus tv legend sue cook. Were live from. Nine from. Nine welcome back. You are watching or listening to me, Patrick Christys is on gb news. It has just gone 8 19 loads on tonight, including the brilliant round your parts where we delve into the best of local news. Some utter corkers there and our revolutionary new missing words game quiz. No one in media has ever done that before. Its ever done that before. Its fantastic. Now its time myself, my Brilliant Panel, lisa mason , my Brilliant Panel, lisa mason, who in case youre wondering why lisa is, so are we Bushra Shaikh and leo kearse entered the spin room. So its the place where good stories turn bad and bad ones turn good. All with the help of a little bit of spin. Okay, so were on to the first one now, and this is some genuinely good heartwarming news. Sheeps wheels help her overcome a broken leg. Oh, look at that. So rosie the sheep with at that. So rosie the sheep with a broken leg has started a new life at an Animal Sanctuary. A broken leg has started a new life at an Animal Sanctuary. The life at an Animal Sanctuary. The rescue ranch in hatton, near wannick, as she strapped to a set of wheels to help her walk the donated frame is usually used for dogs, but innovative thinking is now keeping her mobile. Now, this is an unequivocally lovely news story, only a truly heartless brute of a panellist could turn this into a panellist could turn this into a bad news story. A panellist could turn this into a bad news story. Okay, leo, a bad news story. Okay, leo, over to you. Over to you. How could you possibly think this is a good news story . You know, the reason that theyre helping that sheep fix its broken leg that we can eat broken leg is so that we can eat it next easter. Theres going to it next easter. Theres going to be. You never had a leg of lamb. What do you think that comes from . Its not a character in lord comes from lord of the rings. It comes from an actual sheep. So were going were going to be eating that sheep with being on sheep also with it being on wheels, its going to be very dangerous men dangerous for scottish men who like to go out into the countryside with like to go out into the country they with like to go out into the country they could with like to go out into the countrythey could be with like to go out into the countrythey could be standing sheep. They could be standing near a cliff and just trundle off it. Really need believe off it. You really need believe thats the route youve gone down. You need some hooves too. Okay the rescue ranch. I like how theyve called it the rescue ranch. If that supplies lidl ranch. As if that supplies lidl with burgers, that is. Yeah. That is. That is the Animal Sanctuary over the top to claim some charity relief. But in reality, it is nothing more than a house for fluffy animals. Okay. Well , ill tell you what, well, ill tell you what, leo. You have successfully turned that into a terrible news story. I would like to politely remind you is, of course, before 9 pm. So we will keep it clean, which i think maybe you quivered on the edge of there, but so thats okay thats what the sheep. Okay right now, next up it is of course, this one, right . So how is london prepared for the bedbug invasion that has swarmed pans . Bedbug invasion that has swarmed paris . Now, this is obviously after the weeks news when we learned that paris is infested , learned that paris is infested, infested, infested by none other than bedbugs crawling all over the metro. So this skin crawling the metro. So this skin crawling headune the metro. So this skin crawling headline obviously isnt the great news that we all wanted to dwell on on this friday night. So what im really hoping for is that we can spin this into a good news story, especially considering bedbugs considering that these bedbugs are their way over are apparently on their way over here. Youre up. How can here. Bushra youre up. How can bedbugs benefit britain . Well thank you for giving me a wonderful story to spin. Right. Bedbugs. All right. Okay. Some people are lonely. Patrick and now theyve got company in their bed and theyve got company on the couch. And, you know, people know theyve got these friends that are with them. Theyre not by themselves. And thats a thing, isnt and thats a good thing, isnt it . Lonely. And it . So youre not lonely. And the thing is, you can be the other thing is, you can be extra clean. So now , you know, extra clean. So now, you know, if you shower once a week, you can day to make can shower every day to make sure the bedbugs off. Sure you get the bedbugs off. You youre nice and you see, youre nice and clean and all time. And fresh all the time. So actually positive thing actually its a positive thing on it, isnt it . I like that so youve i like that idea. So youve gone loneliness. Loneliness i like that idea. So youve gc a a loneliness. Loneliness i like that idea. So youve gca massive eliness. Loneliness i like that idea. So youve gca massive eliness. Lin eliness i like that idea. So youve gca massive eliness. Lin this� ss is a massive problem in this country, you especially country, you know, especially amongst population. Amongst the elderly population. No one floated the idea no one has ever floated the idea of having thousands bedbug of having thousands of bedbug friends for them. Youve got thousands of friends havent know, friends now, havent you know, theyre creepy , theyre no longer creepy, crawly. Friendly crawly. So youre friendly friends that are keeping you company. Thats what they are. Its great news and its great news for anybody whos a big fan of im a celebrity, get me out of here. And re enact and once they re enact a bushtucker exactly. In bushtucker trial. Exactly. In bed. Without bed. Yeah you can do it without getting bed. Getting out of bed. Want to re enact people who want to re enact the they could people who want to re enact thethat, they could people who want to re enact thethat, couldnt they could people who want to re enact thethat, couldnt they . They could people who want to re enact thethat, couldnt they . They cwa ild do that, couldnt they . All of a sudden can get the sudden they can do. Get the authentic kind of, you know, lice body experience that you lice in body experience that you would got as well. Would have got there as well. And also, if you dont have the opportunity to france, opportunity to go to france, france is coming to you. Need you go. So now you dont need to to france or to travel to get to france or paris. To travel to get to france or pans. You to travel to get to france or paris. You go, the paris. There you go, friend. The french coming to you now. French are coming to you now. Is something that so you this is something that they leave the tourist they leave out of the tourist brochures its brochures for paris, right . Its always, there always, you know, sitting there with a glass of wine and with a glass of red wine and a cigarette with the arc de triomphe the eiffel tower triomphe and the eiffel tower behind but they out behind you. But they leave out the authentic the true, authentic french experience , which is, of course, experience, which is, of course, riots in the and bedbugs riots in the streets and bedbugs. So you and now you. So there you go. And now you can if you had bedbugs, you can your if you had bedbugs, you would in the would just be a riot in the street from the authentic street away from the authentic parisian experience. Totally. Can you experience you can you can experience france at home. Yeah. Stuff. I mean, yeah. Great stuff. I mean, i think thats think think thats good. I think thats pretty one. Okay thats a pretty strong one. Okay ill give you that one. Now, finally, blessed this finally, we are blessed this weekend. Ladies and gentlemen, with summer , with a proper indian summer, parts uk are set to be parts of the uk are set to be hotter turkey. Greece the hotter than turkey. Greece the Costa Del Sol is a mini heatwave, brings temperatures to a tropical 26 degrees. All right. Okay fine. Now, leo, this is a this is a good news story. Okay were all going to get tan. Its all going to be nice. We can be out. Bit of alfresco dining, whatever. Leo, i want you try to spin this into you to try to spin this into a terrible news story us, terrible news story for us, please. Terrible news story for us, ple well, easier. I can well, thats easier. I can just re enact the. Just stop oil woman was newsnight woman who was on newsnight crying. Did you know the crying. Did you not know the planet is literally on fire . I mean , when we say literally on mean, when we say literally on fire, mean not really fire, we mean not really literally on fire because weve had summer in the uk had a very damp summer in the uk , but parts the planet, but other parts of the planet, im told, im reliably told, are on fire. Its not just on fire. And its not just because arsonists keep starting fires. Because fires. Its apparently because because of Global Warming going around with a with a lighter as well. But yeah this this around with a with a lighter as well. But yeah this this this is this is devastating. Were all this is devastating. Were all going to burn to death at 26 degrees. Apparently even though were going holiday to experience temperatures of 40 degrees. You know what made me laugh . I mean youve done youve done a cracking job there, especially considering the if anyones seen lisa please do let lisa mason, then please do let us as long as see. That us know as long as you see. That was supposed be her one. Was supposed to be her one. Youve job with was supposed to be her one. Youv but job with was supposed to be her one. Youv but she job with was supposed to be her one. Youv but she ongoodi that. But she makes a good point. Know you saw point. I dont know if you saw you saw the. Come on. Point. I dont know if you saw youivei the. Come on. Point. I dont know if you saw youive gote. Come on. Point. I dont know if you saw youive got iveme on. Point. I dont know if you saw youive got iveme point ive got ive got point to that. Its a total inconvenience since clothes since ive put my summer clothes away. Ive got my winter wardrobe. Ive got autumn wardrobe. Ive got my autumn stuff summer stuff out. I dont want summer anymore. Stuff out. I dont want summer an getwre. Stuff out. I dont want summer an get my things out again. To get my things out again. This is you see, this is this is something inherently something that inherently bothers than bothers women a lot more than blokes. Dont care blokes. Women. I just dont care when it comes to the weather. Ill sweat through a suit, you know, suit. Know, ill sweat through a suit. Ill. Shorts. Ill. Ill freeze in shorts. I really dont mind. No. Oh no, we cant. Weve got that we match up our got things that we match up our shoes, open toes closed. No, this annoying, you know. Go this is annoying, you know. Go away. Indian this is annoying, you know. Go away. Indian summer. Dont you. We dont want you. And theres the pumpkin theres also the Pumpkin Spice latte. A fan of the latte. Are you a fan of the pumpkin latte . Not actually. And i dont what the and i dont know what the hype on about hype is. Everyone goes on about that autumn and halloween, that every autumn and halloween, and just not very nice. And its just not very nice. Right. You yeah, no, exactly right. You know, when autumns know, you know, when autumns coming round, when into coming round, when you walk into a and pay £10. 50 for a coffee shop and pay £10. 50 for something spice something with Pumpkin Spice in it, buy it, that you would never buy at any point the year. Any other point of the year. Anyway. Done, of you. Anyway. Well done, both of you. Thank that. Thank you very much for that. That was the room. Its that was the spin room. Its time friday. Time now for fake news friday. And unsuspecting and this week, unsuspecting passers were confronted with passers by were confronted with the terrifying prospect of speaking me in the street speaking to me in the street about important issues of the day. Now, this week, i decided to ask the Great British public all about these. Can i add blatantly fake new policies that may well be introduced . It came off the back of, you know, talking before about the kids brushing their teeth in school thing. And thought that me thing. And i thought that to me sounded like policy. But sounded like a fake policy. But of theres of course it isnt. And theres quite that about of course it isnt. And theres quthe that about of course it isnt. And theres quthe minute. hat about of course it isnt. And theres quthe minute. So. About of course it isnt. And theres quthe minute. So i about of course it isnt. And theres quthe minute. So i thoughtout of course it isnt. And theres quthe minute. So i thought id at the minute. So i thought id pull take pull the publics leg, take a look listen. Parents have look and listen. Parents have really obese children. Yes, they get the parents get fined and the kids get sent to a fitness camp. What do you think about that . Well , i dont that . Well, i dont i think thats terribly draconian. Terribly draconian. I think there should be more people teaching exercise. I do something called the tai chi. Every single day. Essentially, drivers who dont indicate at roundabouts , dont indicate at roundabouts, theyll get three points on their licence. What do you think of that . Of that . Yeah, thats fine. I think the driving in general in this country is getting worse. Yeah, country is getting worse. Yeah, and we should do things particularly like lane discipline and motonnays and things like that. And this keeps you, i mean youre in, youre in cracking opens like this and this if children kick off in a restaurant, the parents could get banned for life. Get banned for life. Banned from the restaurant for life. Yeah. I dont know for life. Yeah. I dont know about for life. That seems a bit that seems a bit extreme. I think maybe a delayed ban would be reasonable. You know, a ban of a year or Something Like that. Then i step fonnard and i transfer the weight. Transfer the weight. People who walk too slowly in busy public areas. Yeah, could busy public areas. Yeah, could be fine. And sent on a speed be fine. And sent on a speed awareness course. Is it what do awareness course. Is it what do you think about that. Absolutely nonsense. I dont think thats right at all. Are you . Try pushing my hand now. Push it. Just push it. Push now. Push it. Just push it. Push this hand with your. Its quite. Its quite. Its quite. Its quite. It is quite. It is quite difficult. Music out their phones or speakers on public transport might be given an asbo anti social behaviour order. Yeah. What do you think of that . I think thats a bit extreme. Um, i think giving i mean. I mean its anti social. Yeah but i think its a bit extreme. Yeah. The inside of the body and then its like its chinese. Then its like its chinese. If children are unruly in restaurants, parents could get banned from that restaurant for life. So what do you think . Life. So what do you think . I think thats a bit unfair, actually. Should be. You actually. It should be. You know, maybe to chances. And then theyre out to strike card. Yeah. Yellow card. Yeah. Yellow card. Yellow card. Red card. Yellow card. Red card. Yellow card. Red card. Okay. And then this is called the birds beak. Again obviously , obviously all of obviously, obviously all of those policies are fake and completely made up, but nevertheless, some very interesting takes there. What are my panel think of that . Leo what i particularly enjoyed was the when people would either either agree with it straight away or start away outright or start suggesting modifications to that policy. It shows kind of policy. It shows what kind of clown live in, where clown world we live in, where someone whos walking too slowly at a train could sent at a train station could be sent on and on a speed awareness course, and people thats something on a speed awareness course, and pe0| might thats something on a speed awareness course, and pe0| might happen. Something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah,|t happen. Something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and ppen. Something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and itsn. Something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and its a something on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and its a goodthing on a speed awareness course, and peoyeah, and its a good idea. Yeah, and its a good idea. Also, with playing music yeah, and its a good idea. Als loud with playing music yeah, and its a good idea. Als loud on with playing music yeah, and its a good idea. Als loud on public playing music yeah, and its a good idea. Als loud on public transport|usic out loud on public transport that my nut its like that does my nut and its like were talking whose were talking about kids whose parents them to brush parents cant get them to brush their parents parents cant get them to brush their cant parents parents cant get them to brush their cant buy parents parents cant get them to brush their cant buy your parents cant. Cant buy your headphones. Got play headphones. Youve got to play your out your phone. Your music out of your phone. Yeah , i would argue, even if yeah, i would argue, even if they buy headphones yeah, i would argue, even if thejquite buy headphones yeah, i would argue, even if thejquite expensive. 1eadphones yeah, i would argue, even if thejquite expensive. You phones are quite expensive. You just shouldnt music. Arent shouldnt play music. Arent your bus . I just find your phone on a bus . I just find that, but maybe that, you know. But maybe thats just middle class in me just the middle class in me erupting few of erupting out there. But a few of those i thought were quite interesting. Like kids who kick off a restaurant. I do. I do off in a restaurant. I do. I do think that parents should be banned for life from that restaurant. I hate it. Really . Yeah oh, really . Yeah oh, really . Yeah playing hide and when theyre playing hide and seek and the seek under your table and the parents are there drinking wine, going, a handful, isnt going, oh, hes a handful, isnt he . Nightmare. He . Yeah, he is a nightmare. You honestly sound. You really dont have really sound like you dont have kids, thats kids, which you dont. Thats why that. Because why youre saying that. Because restaurants why youre saying that. Because restaur. Policy as well. So an age policy as well. So. So they say that under 12 are they do say that under 12 are not allowed at this restaurant. People that as people need to read that as well. Plus, a family. Well. And plus, youre a family. Kids mess up a kids are going to mess up a little they . Think little bit, arent they . I think thats extreme. Thats really extreme. Theres attempt its when theres no attempt by control that by the parents to control that feral at all, that it feral child at all, that it really winds up. Laugh really winds me up. They laugh like elses like its everybody elses problem. Out with my problem. My dinner out with my fiance is not your crash. Fiance is not your crash. But patrick, my, when i take my a restaurant, but patrick, my, when i take my a restaurant , that but patrick, my, when i take my a restaurant, that is my kids to a restaurant, that is the one chance i get to actually not control their behaviour. And i can just let other people such as, you know, a nice couple on a date or a waitress or whatever, and they, they can deal with the mayhem instead. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. All right. Well, look, coming up a man has been kidnapped by his own car, a flat viewing takes a very, very cheeky turn. And a certain ladies garden is having an overdue trim. Its almost time for round your part. An overdue trim. Its almost time for round your part. The time for round your part. The very best of local news will we be coming to a town near you . Patrick christie is on gb views, britains news channel. Radio. Welcome back. Youre watching or listening to me . Patrick christys on gb news has just gone 835. Still to come tonight , my panel will test their wit on our brilliant missing words quiz. Plus, it is now time we went around your part. So this is where we delve into the best of local news. My team have been beavering away all day to find some of the more obscure stories from places. Hopefully at some from places. Hopefully at some point a bit local you , where point a bit local to you, where are this week . Its are we starting this week . Its worcestershire. Where the worcestershire. Yes. Where the county councils Highways Team posted about the Maintenance Work being carried out in upton upon severn. The council wrote. Now, leo, im going to ask you to keep it together here. Okay. Three Maintenance Works today. Three Maintenance Works today. Lane, upton upon severn. Naturally, some people on social media have been quick to see the humour in this story. So leo, youre a comedian. Is this just the lowest form of comedy , do the lowest form of comedy, do you think . Yes. Yeah it is. Youd never make a joke about anything like that, would you . Be appalled. No, i i would be appalled. No, i couldnt myself the couldnt look myself in the mirror if made joke about mirror if i made a joke about mingling. Getting mirror if i made a joke about mingling. Getting a trim. Mirror if i made a joke about mingling. Getting a trim. Yeah, exactly. I mean , it is. I mean, there i mean, it is. I mean, there is also a joke, of is possibly also a joke, of course, about, you know, certain elements of your surname being being tied in with this. But we wont that joke. We would wont do that joke. We would never do that were a never do that joke. Were you a Lady National television lady as his National Television . Do it. . We couldnt possibly do it. But do this but i must say, i do love this kind news story where kind of local news story where you with surely the you end up with surely the council were you end up with surely the councihere. Were you end up with surely the councihere. Theres were you end up with surely the councihere. Theres no were you end up with surely the councihere. Theres no need you end up with surely the councihere. Theres no need for doing here. Theres no need for them have a press them to have released a press release trimming a bush on linslade. Of course they were. I found it. Found hilarious. Im it. I found it hilarious. Im not lie. And just not going to lie. And just a little fact for you. So little bit of a fact for you. So the romany gypsy the word comes from romany gypsy. So thats actually where the word comes from. So it does have etymology behind it. Its actually a vulgar slang, isnt it . Really the first people to grow one . Interestingly , the tree that interestingly, the tree that was being trimmed , ed, is was being trimmed, ed, is a clematis , but the council could clematis, but the council could the council couldnt find it. No. Hahahahaha okay. True no. Hahahahaha okay. True story. Very good. Very good. Very good. Okay. Next we are off to wonderful wiltshire. Now this story has been in the press for a few years now. It began in 2000 when north koreas leader kim jong il decided that he wanted a world class brewery for his country , which was just his country, which was just coming round from a devastating famine. The wiltshire times reported back in 2009. Nine years on, from the original sale that the ushers brewery in trowbridge and its new brew, the Taedong River beer, it made International Headlines , so the International Headlines, so the brewery plant was sold to the north koreans. Okay it was dismantled. Brick by brick and then shipped to north korea and yeah, its ridiculous. Fast fonnard now, 14 years and this week the daily mail has reported that the unpronounceable beer factory has been hailed by kim jong uns regime for contributing to National Economic development. As the economic development. As the mail aptly put it, north cold beenl mail aptly put it, north cold beer. I mean, bush yeah, ill be honest with you. If i was working at a brewery and one day a delegation of north koreans turned up, i think i would have been on the sauce again. I found this quite interesting as well. What i did find out, patrick, about this was they were not given the was that they were not given the go korea could go ahead until korea could actually determine or the brits could determine that this machinery wouldnt go off and be used. And then later changed for weapons mass destruction. So weapons of mass destruction. So they not signed off for it they were not signed off for it initially. Yeah. No way. Can you yeah. No way. Can you imagine . Thats you there, you think . Well, yeah. Look, think . Well, yeah. Well, look, i mean, youve mean, is it true that youve sold a bomb machine to sold a bomb making machine to the north koreans . Look, keith, you not checked out for a second, did it . Never enter your head, keith, this this head, keith, that this this brewery one be used to brewery could one day be used to fire literally. Fire a nuke at literally. Kim jong un is yeah, because kim jong un is already pretty aggressive. I dont really want him to be drunker and more aggressive. I mean, this is its just as well he didnt come over and buy Buckfast Abbey and ship that over. Buckfast abbey and ship that over. There would definitely be over. There would definitely be world war iii. Yeah, was it. If he yeah, that was it. If he turned up if he turned up and he was displaying keen interest was displaying a keen interest in buckfast, the world would have ended years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Staggering stuff. Yeah. Its staggering stuff. I do quite like though. You do quite like it though. You know, people in north korea are now getting drunk off wiltshires finest beer, but over to glasgow now and a man says that he was kidnapped by his own runaway electric car. So his own runaway electric car. So bnan his own runaway electric car. So Brian Morrison was heading home from work when he says that his new posh motor started driving itself off and he had to dial 999 from inside the car so the brakes wouldnt work. So its terrifying situation for the guy. The terrifying situation for the guy. The police were called and he cant stop his car. Hes just its like something out of a film. Nicolas cage, by the way, is itching to play this role, isnt and hes driving on isnt he . And hes driving on the swerve the road. Hes having to swerve to and other to avoid red lights and other cars and emergency vehicles. So the and they the police get called and they forcibly stop this runaway car by nudging it off the road and allowing it to then crash into their police van. So brian claims that it was the cars fault, that he was forced to dodge red lights and roundabouts and a roadside repair mechanic later said that he had never seen anything like the incident. So self driving cars might not be the way to go. Leo well , this be the way to go. Leo well, this is the thing. I mean, youre sort of dependent on the software not having glitches because having any glitches because theres buttons theres no everythings buttons and computers and stuff. Even in my car, which is a petrol car, and not particularly new, and its not particularly new, but instead a but its got like a instead of a handbrake , its got a little handbrake, its got a little button handbrake. And i button for the handbrake. And i dont like that. I want to i want i can so, you want a stick i can yank. So, you know, does go out of know, if it does go out of control theres control or whatever, theres something that control or whatever, theres som dependent that control or whatever, theres som dependent on that control or whatever, theres som dependent on like, that control or whatever, theres som dependent on like, you isnt dependent on like, you know, through windows exp know, going through windows exp somewhere in the floor of the car. It just works. You just pull the stick and some brake happens somewhere. Yeah, yeah. The old manual thing, old reliable is this hurtling towards it . Reliable is this hurtling towards it . But towards technology isnt it . But i dont about you. But part i dont know about you. But part of me like the kind of. Because i i a new car at the i cant. I need a new car at the moment ive this moment. Okay. Ive got this shunting old diesel thing and its just. Im telling Siddique Khan that youve got a well, you dont need, you dont need to tell him because every single time got these time ive got one of these cameras thats opposite cameras thats right opposite where park my car. Where i park my car. I needed to move my car so if i needed to move my car because like a delivery truck was coming, that would cost me £12. 50, right . So siddique knows. Okay. Siddique siddique knows. Okay. Siddique siddique knows already. Right. But part of me thinks that one of these people who drives one of these fancy Driverless Cars deserves everything they get. Of anti yeah, im kind of anti electric the moment. Electric stuff at the moment. Im all of that. It im not with all of that. It actually reminds of whole actually reminds me of the whole transformers age youre transformers age like youre getting taken over by the machines. Yeah. You know, thats machines. Yeah. You know, thats the vibe im getting the kind of vibe im getting with being your with this. Imagine being in your car and having totally no control over where youre going car and having totally no contwhater where youre going car and having totally no contwhat the here youre going car and having totally no contwhat the care youre going car and having totally no contwhat the car isroure going car and having totally no contwhat the car is doing. Joing car and having totally no contwhat the car is doing. That and what the car is doing. That is frightening for me. Is so frightening for me. I would never do risk that would never do that. Risk that with my kids in the way. With my kids in the car. No way. But you would do but the reason that you would do it you can go it really is so that you can go to the pub, get lathered and get home, right . Thats youd a thats the why youd have a driverless car so wouldnt driverless car so you wouldnt get done for drink driving. But i going you i think theyre going to ban you from even doing anyway, so from even doing that anyway, so theres theres theres no point in it. Theres no all those smarmy theres no point in it. Theres no are all those smarmy theres no point in it. Theres no are going, those smarmy theres no point in it. Theres no are going, those sn an ny people are going, ive got an electric look what im electric car. Look what im doing for the planet. Yeah. All right. Your right. The boundary for your car was the ground by a was mined out of the ground by a one Armed Congolese orphan. So whos our one Armed Congolese orphan. So whosstory our one Armed Congolese orphan. So whosstory from our one Armed Congolese orphan. So whosstory from henbury, ur final story is from henbury, just and its just outside bristol. And its a story really get to story where we really get to know saucy know the locals is a saucy Property Market and it property is on the market and it has headlines it has made the headlines as it comes with a raunchy comes complete with a raunchy sex dungeon. The bristol estate agent listed. The £270,000, two agent listed. The £270,000, two bedroom flat on their website site and caught more attention than perhaps anticipated when viewers took a closer look at one room in particular. Yes, one of the bedrooms comes complete with a restraining benches , a with a restraining benches, a pair of stocks, a blind with a saucy image of some womans legs and what appears to be a metal cage. It also features leather pillows off those walls. Could talk. Theyd be screaming, wouldnt they . And a fake leopard skin rug to add a little sexy glamour to the decor. So bushra , if you if you watch bushra, if you if you watch closely, never would if you happen to own that property, theres no way youd let that on. Rightmove is there . On. Rightmove is there . No. No way. They knew exactly what they were doing when they were putting those images up. That number one, im just going to not raunchy, to say that thats not raunchy, nothing it. Nothing raunchy about it. Actually. Ive much better actually. Ive seen much better red to be red rooms than that, to be honest. Have. Thats thats honest. I have. Thats thats not at all. Not exciting at all. Not expecting that from you, but perfectly honest with but id be perfectly honest with you thats not leo. Anyway, you if thats not leo. Anyway, how your house been how long has your house been on the market . Well. Well, like about this is theyve got some sort of sex machinery at the end. Theyve got or whatever, got stocks or whatever, but theyre drying theyre just using it for drying tea. Yeah. Like tea towels. Yeah. Its like when you exercise bike for the you get an exercise bike for the first youre on it. And you get an exercise bike for the first after youre on it. And you get an exercise bike for the first after a oure on it. And you get an exercise bike for the first after a while an it. And you get an exercise bike for the first after a while now and you get an exercise bike for the first after a while now youre then after a while now youre just underpants on it. Just drying underpants on it. Its true. Yeah, i like that. I do like that idea. Just i do like that idea. I just cant know, cant help but wonder, you know, the going the estate agent going around now, see, this house the estate agent going around now got see, this house the estate agent going around now got wonderfulle, this house the estate agent going around now got wonderful panoramic se has got wonderful panoramic views yeah. No. And views outside. Yeah. No. And in there, the secretary views outside. Yeah. No. And in the right. The secretary views outside. Yeah. No. And in the right. Okay the secretary views outside. Yeah. No. And in the right. Okay and secretary views outside. Yeah. No. And in the right. Okay and so cretary views outside. Yeah. No. And in the right. Okay and so the ary in. Right. Okay and so the kitchens everythings kitchens new. Everythings great. On great. Anyway, coming up on the show, words show, its our new quiz. Words fail and get to the fail me and well get to the bottom whats going on here. Bottom of whats going on here. You dismissed. You dismissed. You dismissed. Go away. Go away. Go away. Yeah, im Patrick Christys on gb news. We are britains news channel stay tuned theres help for households. Are you over state pension age . If your weekly income is below £201. 05, or £306. 85 if you live with a partner, you could be eligible for pension credit, even if you own your home or have savings. Its worth, on average, £3,500 a year, and you could get help with heating bills and more, plus cost of living payments. Radio. Welcome back. Its friday night. Its me , Patrick Christys night. Its me, Patrick Christys on gb news. Ive got a little bit of time now to delve into my email stack. Lets see what your wonderful have been wonderful viewers have been saying. On labours new teeth saying. So on labours new teeth brushing says, saying. So on labours new teeth brushiiand says, saying. So on labours new teeth brushiiand we says, saying. So on labours new teeth brushiiand we had says, saying. So on labours new teeth brushiiand we had regulars, saying. So on labours new teeth brushiiand we had regular visits im 51 and we had regular visits by dentists Primary School by dentists at my Primary School in hereford who taught us to in hereford who taught us how to clean teeth. We use the clean our teeth. And we use the indicator tablets. This actually is a new woke idea, is not a new woke idea, surprisingly, fair enough. And surprisingly, fair enough. And finally, hello , finally, ian says hello, patrick, you must stop taking your fiancee to mark donald. Brilliant. Ian i ask her, where do you want to go for dinner . All right, i ask. Ive got michelin star restaurant books. Ive got it sorted. Ds it ive got it all sorted. Ds it is. Its time now for our fun is. So its time now for our fun packed friday night quiz. After a week of late night meetings featuring some of the greatest production minds that this channel has to offer, theyve come up with a game where they blur out a few headlines and the panel tries to guess what they are. Yeah no swearing, please. Panel are. Yeah no swearing, please. Panel, i remind you its not panel, may i remind you its not quite 9 pm, but before we actually collect the bafta, were about to look at some of these headlines. Havent we . So get ready for this row as policeman throws blank on ground. Thats furious row as policeman throws blank on ground. Any ideas anybody . Any ground. Any ideas anybody . Any ideas . Any ideas . Bushra. Oh god. What could oh god. What could a policeman throw down on the ground . Hes camera. Hes camera. His body worn camera. Shortly before the assault , shortly before the assault, shortly before he went rogue with his taser. Leo any ideas . With his taser. Leo any ideas . Kebab its kebab. So is kebab. Kebab its kebab. So is kebab. Yeah okay. Fair enough. I mean , yeah okay. Fair enough. I mean, its not either of those things. Shockingly but i believe that we might be able to show you. So what could a policeman possibly throw a furious row after policeman throws sandwich on ground . And believe it or not, weve got some footage of this to explain it. So lets take a look. Sandwich crusts. Sandwich crusts. Okay. Right. So you threw that there, right . Oh, right. That there, right . Oh, right. So. Oh, right. So you think its okay to pull up outside somebody elses house and chuck your lunch or breakfast outside my house . Thats acceptable. Is it . Youve got no respect, have you . Oh, its a civil offence. You . Oh, its a civil offence. Okay. I can fully understand where youre coming from, and i understand. I appreciate that. Maybe didnt bad and maybe it didnt look so bad and ill take that board ill fully take that on board and up if you let me and i pick you up if you let me go pick you up, i will move along. Along. You dismissed. You dismissed. Go. Go. Go. Why dont chuck food laid outside your car again . Harry potter has gone off the rails, doesnt he . Anyway, we should say that Thames Valley police have responded with this. Weve spoken to the officer involved. Weve discuss the weve also been to discuss the encounter with individual encounter with the individual who the video. Who recorded the video. We strive learn from our strive to learn from our encounters with the public. So the involved has been the officer involved has been given to reflect on given a chance to reflect on their actions. Oh, grief. There their actions. Oh, grief. There we are. Right. Brilliant next up, this thought provoking up, is this thought provoking headline. Okay japanese city bans blank on escalators. Thats japanese city bans blank on escalators , stairs. I mean, this escalators, stairs. I mean, this could be anything, couldnt it, leo sumo wrestling sumo wrestling on the escalator. I wouldnt want to see that. Banned on an escalator. Id love it, but i have a feeling its dancing because tiktok so popular. So people dancing and prancing around an escalator. You know what . Thats not a bad idea. Actually, it could be, couldnt it . Nothing couldnt it . Theres nothing more people doing more infuriating people doing that. Should should we that. Should we take should we take look at this . I take a little look at this . I think. We . Japanese bans. Think. Shall we . Japanese bans. What . Walking on escalators. Thats. Thats thats just insane. Thats insane. Weve just got to stand there. Apparently, you get more people up the escalator faster if people dont walk. Oh, come on. Its one of these crazy things really . Yeah. Yeah. Because everybody. Everybody takes up much less space on the escalator youre clear . Its escalator. So youre clear . Its nobody. Science cant explain nobody. Science cant explain it. Its like the flight of the bumblebee. But surely got one but surely youve got one side people just stand and side where people just stand and one side where people walk up who want quicker like we who want to be quicker like we do like we do here. Like we do here. Like we do here. The people are up. The people are walking up. Theyre not. Not very theyre not. Theyre not very close unless people close together. So unless people walk , well, walk up like a conga, well, there we go. We well never know. Well never know the truth behind it. That, smacks a lie that, to me, smacks of a lie that parents child that parents hold their child one them running on one day to stop them running on escalator. Its got escalator. And now its got into government final mystery government. Our final mystery headune government. Our final mystery headline is this headline this week is this desperate italian Prime Minister forced to turn to blank to help fight eu on illegal migration. Its a worthy one. Desperate italian Prime Minister forced to turn to blank to help fight eu on illegal migration. Hmm. Okay. Leo what are the what are the poor pm have to turn to . Is it rishi sunak . Because it is it rishi sunak . Because it came up in the thing and i read it. Oh really . Yeah. Did the nafion oh really . Yeah. Did the nation has nation seen nation has the nation seen that . You wonder sometimes if you know, i wonder sometimes if its same wonderful its the same wonderful production minds that came up with most with arguably the most simplistic friday night film feature that have now feature ever that have now managed it maybe, managed to do that. It maybe, maybe you know, i was maybe it was you know, i was wondering whether it was drink. Wondering whether it was drink. Mean , they just didnt i mean, they just didnt blank it. I did actually know that story, by the way. You didnt know . It was you didnt know . I knew it was you knew. Anyway, good stuff. Well, shall out . For the very shall we find out . For the very first desperate first time ever, desperate italian to italian Prime Minister forced to turn to rishi sunak. Oh oh turn to its rishi sunak. Oh oh oh, my god. Dont fight you on illegal migration. Thats mad. Its mad. Whod have thought it . Hey, whod have thought it . Well, we yeah, i mean, well, there we go. Yeah, i mean, it actually quite a good it is actually quite a good thing. We now thing. I think that we are now so we are like the end point for a of people coming to europe a lot of people coming to europe and and italy is the mess and the eu and italy is the mess theyre going on to iceland. Well now, see, this is something that think we should be that i think we should be looking into because every other country waived these people country has waived these people through. Why cant we through. Right. So why cant we maybe try to get some kind of gigantic bridge to iceland and or have like, you know, theyve got in calais. Got the camp in calais. Have that we could have that in stornoway. Stornoway. Yeah. It would change yeah. I mean, it would change the inspired adverts, the character inspired adverts, wouldnt would wouldnt it . It would be migrants iceland. Its migrants go to iceland. Its mums. But anyway, were going to finish. Finish finish. Were going to finish with chaos. Yes as if with even more chaos. Yes as if we not had enough tonight we have not had enough tonight around this a around here. Now, this is a segment where we play out interviews with the great and the good, but we tell you what, in opinion , we think they in our opinion, we think they were really thinking. So this were really thinking. So this week, we reflect on week, as we reflect on conservative party conference, one thing that stands out for me is the slightly furry issue that Suella Braverman found herself in. The home secretary visited the dogs trust stand and was caught well impaling a labradors tail with her stiletto. Lets get rid of that strap at the bottom if we can. There we go. So that is Suella Bravermans six inch stiletto standing , six inch stiletto standing, going through a guide dogs tail. So at the start of her next speech, right, she did take a moment to apologise because she didnt realise that shed done it. One of her aides showed her. But weve got a clip here of Suella Braverman talking and we voiced over what we think she really meant to say. Really meant to say. So what . So what . I stood on a dogs tail. We dont even know if this dog came to the uk legally. Anyone his papers . Did anyone check his papers . Is pedigree . Is kennel is he a pedigree . Is he kennel club house club registered . Is he house trained . A hurricane of hounds are way to the uk and are on their way to the uk and theyre not all coming here to work. It once and ill work. Ive said it once and ill say again. Multiculturalism say it again. Multiculturalism has failed. Has failed. Well, there we go. I mean that. We all know thats what Suella Braverman really meant, isnt it . But there we are. So isnt it . But there we are. So isnt it . But there we are. So is really . Suella de vil. Is she really . Suella de vil. But you very much , by the but thank you very much, by the way, to everybody whos been watching mean, watching and tuning in. I mean, i must im enjoying just i must say im enjoying just these kind knocked together i must say im enjoying just these inight knocked together i must say im enjoying just these inight knockactually, er friday night shows. Actually, this a bit of me. But this is this is a bit of me. But thanks to my panel, mason thanks to my panel, lisa mason on anyone seen lisa . On anyone, anyone seen lisa . Lisa, are you here . Although to be fair, lisa to lisa mason, the last time she saw me , i weighed last time she saw me, i weighed 16. 5 stone and was wearing a leotard because she is a gymnast that did a challenge. Christies Bushra Sheikh, thank you very much. Kearse much. Bushra and leo kearse as well. And crucially to all of well. And crucially to all of our wonderful viewers and listeners whos listeners and everybody whos been in, i hope you have been emailed in, i hope you have a fantastic, fantastic , a fantastic, fantastic, fantastic weekend. Just fantastic weekend. Im just going leave this here. Going to leave leave this here. Mark. Oh, there he is. Mark dolan. Oh, there he is. Thats Patrick Christys. Wow patrick so that is not its not. Thank you, by the way. Bushra thats thats, thats, thats Patrick Christys who will be making an appearance on every one of these shows. Mark i hope youre going to have a great show. Patrick always patrick youve always been gorgeous my book as they lose gorgeous in my book as they lose a major backer. Ah, just stop running out ah, Just Stop Oil running out of fuel. Plus, sir Alex Fergusons wife , lady cathy fergusons wife, lady cathy ferguson, died. Well speak ferguson, has died. Well speak to fergies biographer about the woman that guided him to such success. Plus, my first on air reaction to rishi sunak Conference Speech and how does it compare to the speech that i wrote for him on monday day . Plus, in my take at ten is kevin keegan, a sexist dinosaur . All he said is that male ex pros should be commentating on premier league football. But what do you think . This show is the home of diverse opinion. Let me have yours, mark. At gbnews. Com. Plus is it game over for the snp and their dream of independence . And does what independence . And does what happened yesterday in scotland with that by election guarantee the keys to number 10 for keir starmer . So the big opinion the take at ten mark meats and much more. So dont go anywhere. Ill see you after this short weather break. Oh, hello there. Good evening. Im jonathan vautrey. Who is your gb news . Weather forecast provided by the met office this weekend is going to be one of contrast across the uk. High contrast across the uk. High pressure charge across the pressure is in charge across the south, importing heat from north africa and iberia. Really turning the time turning very warm for the time of this trailing of year. But this trailing frontal system across scotland is to be providing much is going to be providing much wetter. It will wetter conditions. It will eventually clear off parts of northern ireland, Northern England evening northern ireland, northern eng|then evening northern ireland, northern eng|then stall evening northern ireland, northern eng|then stall across evening northern ireland, northern eng|then stall across central1ing and then stall across central western of scotland Western Areas of scotland repeatedly , heavy rain over repeatedly, heavy rain over nights elsewhere generally staying largely dry. Some clear spells in there. But most of us seeing relatively mild conditions to start saturday morning around 14 c. This rain then will be heavy and persistent throughout saturday. And there is an amber weather warning in force. The potential for flooding disruption is for flooding and disruption is expected and could even be expected and there could even be some landslides where we see totals really totting up 180mm in some spots for northern ireland, wales and england, though it will be a largely dry day, some sunshine, particularly across southeast, generally across the southeast, generally hazier for parts of hazier skies for parts of Northern England, and Northern England, wales and northern ireland. But temperatures climbing towards 23 c into sunday. The rain across scotland will gradually clear its way northward. Still some outbursts across some heavy outbursts across initially northern areas, eventually reaching the Northern Isles on. But again, for isles later on. But again, for northern ireland, wales and england dry day this england are largely dry day this time of sunshine time the best of the sunshine off towards the south west eastern may stay that bit eastern areas may stay that bit cloudier. Further rain into parts of the north west as we head the part head towards the middle part of the well. But. By its 9 00, ppy by 9 00, ha its by its 9 00, happy friday one and all on television, on radio, onune all on television, on radio, online and online. I should say. The United Kingdom and across the world. This is mark dolan tonight. In my opinion , my first air my big opinion, my first on air reaction to rishi sunaks Conference Speech compared to the one i wrote for him earlier in the week. Who comes out on top . It is versus dolan. Top . It is sunak versus dolan. My mark meets guest has gone from addiction and suicide to military hero and now hes helping the likes of superstar harry kane. Former marine ben harry kane. Former marine ben williams tells his incredible and inspiring story. Before the end of the hour in the big story has last nights shock by election victory in scotland handed labour the keys to number 10 . And are the snp and their dream of independence dead in the water . Were looking fonnard to this. In my take at ten football legend kevin keegan is the latest victim of the woke mob