If Hello! did spreads on well-known paramilitaries, then I suppose the photos would look something like the latest set of images of loyalist killer Michael Stone.
Pictured after what the magazine might euphemistically term "a few years away from the media spotlight", Stone is captured, as the blurb would read, "in a series of candid poses that give an intimate glimpse into his new life".
Wearing blue jeans and a black T-shirt, accessorised by a bullet-proof vest and - ever mindful of the public safety message - a Union flag-themed face mask, the 65-year-old takes a stroll by the seaside with wife Karan and their dog. Relaxed and enjoying being reunited, the pair embraced each other in the winter sunshine.