[ cheering and applause ] happy wednesday everybody. A Special Edition of gutfeld im tom shillue filling in for greg is working off the last of wind his Winter Weight in zumba class as archeologist found 2 bottles with cherries laid in the 17 seventies they also destroyed George Washingtons floor. A 9yearold nicknamed siegel boy is the winner of a Screeching Contest he faces off against americas top screech or some women paying 500 to have Salmon Sperm Injections to improve sex lives it doesnt make them 40 more likely to be eaten by bears. To eliminate burnout they want a 4 Day Work Week after all that pushing millennials quit. Deadpool and Wolverine Trailer came out team up to save the world from Fast And Furious Sequel and woman arrested after cocaine was found at the cubby in school they became suspicious when he owed Everyone Money and mist nap time best of times and worst of times from Charles Dickens i thought i need open with a literary reference to make me seem smart. Are we in good times are bad hard to tell a lot of whats going on in the world is very grim and if we need more signs these are the end times they let joe machi host of the show 2 nights ago. Also 1 partys president ial candidate is on trial by members of the other party and we are supposed to pretend this is anything to do with the law if that wasnt glaringly obvious its all political the judge in 1 case placed a gag on the candidate. Not the kind of that grade wears. Like out obvious can they be. They know if he keeps talking he might win so lets prevent him from talking i wonder if he thinks this is a total disgrace unconstitutional if its ever happened before. Its a disgrace unconstitutional i dont believe its ever happened to this extent before im not allowed to defend myself other people are allowed to say whatever they want about me. Its very, very unfair. The other candidate insists he had nothing to do with this. Its almost believable because he rarely appears to know where he is yesterday that joe finally admit what weve all known for some time. President joe biden i dont know why we are surprised they jump how many times does he have to prove he cant be trusted. How many times does he have to prove he cant be trusted. Did you say we may be he did mean we usually win the he has a slip its off the edge of the stage. On some issues joe does seem both sides. Do you condemn the antisemitic protests. I do thats why im setting up a program to do it that i also condemn those not understand whats going on to the palestinians. You condemn people he dont understand whats going on is in that the pot saying the cattle as dementia we dont trust the government what about the science that ship assailed almost if it was any more obviously made in china it would have a nike shushan it just this week i finally admitted chinas a long history of lying about the origins of covid19 detailing at length how china froze meaningful efforts to trace the virus from the first weeks of the outbreak they specifically point the possibility they inspected the market a full week before they say they did the search is never been mentioned publicly or by the World Health Organization pretty significant rate look at how they headlined their story how the search turned politically poisonous. Turned to you turned. You and the rest of the Mainstream Media ended on that soup meanwhile across the street was a lab with more active viruses than Hunter Bidens boxer briefs. With the headline should have said it was we knew china lighting covered it up here so they didnt the very least the media should admit they twisted the truth like a Balloon Animal on behalf of the Chinese Government that w ho and reckless scientist gabbling a Public Safety the name of scientists will people like fauci putting the fund and gang of functions we dont trust politicians courts establishment Big Pharmaceuticals are science but we use to all enjoy movies didnt we thats over 2 according to Jerry Seinfeld in a recent interview he said this about his hollywood friends. They dont have any idea of the movie business is over film doesnt occupy the pinnacle and the Social Hierarchy at did most of our lives he added when a movie came out if it was good we all went to see it we all discussed it hes right why did that go away because the left as to make everything about politics every movie has more annoying messages and it then kat timpfs Fan Page Inbox to take the fun out of everything but i have to look for a civil dorsal relining. Heres where i take solace it seems every day more people wake up and realize how bad its gotten have you heard about Red Build America will they didnt just stop at 1 pill we are gobbling these things like Fruity Pebbles so we dont Trust Institutions maybe thats a good thing maybe we were in it for meant to trust these people may we should put our trust and energy into our families and friends and the people he mean something to us and put the elites on notice we are no longer buying what youre selling. Plus beside abide in economics we cant afford it and saying im not can a ridge or ease your watcher shows a Seer Movies Me And My Friends are having our own party. And our party is better than yours. Lets welcome tonights guests. In high school he hung out with the lunch ladies. Guy benson. His jokes land like the Hindenburg Joe Machi and so plucky chickens ran away from her, kat timpf. And he only serves soon armies, tyrus tyrus have to start actually review. First time ever im so excited. First of all that i make a lot of sense, little sense . It was beautiful but you like the word maybe. I keep the possibilities open. A maybe, a maybe towing the line the thing about the movies right or just 1 good movie away. If you have 1 movie Everybody Loves perfect example barbie how sorry the fellas didnt like it wasnt made for us we are big boys doesnt have to be about us i didnt go into barbie saying theres nobody looks like me in this movie lets not go we cant be like that okay my daughters loved it. I napped during the 7 times we saw but it was a great movie and girls like that because it was a movie about barbie. If the movie was about g. I. Joe i wouldve liked it better because i used to be a boy playing with jay joe so i dont relate but the point is great movie people came out to see it did great numbers so hes full of his movies might not do that well anymore but in general the woke movies dont do also stop making woke movies start making good movies and people will be there. I mean can come against Godzilla Flawless was packed seats everywhere it was as american as you can get big monsters fighting All Over The World there was a soup likes in therefore us Wrestling Fans was a great movie and people loved it thats where i would disagree just make his movies that are good doesnt matter who you vote or sleep with just go this is fun and they will come back. Good times are bad times are you more cynical or appositive guy like tyrus is . Cerebral of you who kinda with them. I think top gun was another example its hard to be overly rosy these days i have a bone to pick because i think were a little too tough on President Biden that man just lost an uncle that cannibalism he is grieving okay to take shots the way you did how could you. People who listen may show or follow my commentary they know im not a huge trump guy we can smell a rat from far away when its unfair keep saying its unfair he says all the time but he happens to be right as i read more about the story talking with legal experts in such 1 fact stop me in my tracks. The judges abide in donor are you kidding what fairminded american even if somebody does my trunk and you find a single judge in New York City who didnt give money to the political opponent of the man you preside over his trial that just seems nuts to me was that allowed to happen. Think most legal scholars look at this thing and say theres no justification. Put it on hold maybe its a campaign theyve got a gag order and theres is not allowed to talk the whole point to do it is now putting on hold is not an option if he gets convicted i think they photo down the line her appeal the whole point is for the next 6 months at some point to have the brand convicted felon on trump and then if it all falls apart after november they dont care is that too cynical . Theyre just not counting the fact they have no problems with convicted felons. I dont think it will hurt do you joe . For low information people who for that label on they are paying attention thats a big problem we have all the time a lot of people are paying attention. Trust in the monolog its like drakes Cosmetology Degree it has to be earned so many times the experts and authorities were wrong as they were wrong on inflation thats not going to happen or covid19 didnt come from the place we are making covid19 you also worry about that or ou cranes going to win the war they kept saying they would win even though people keep dying and we keep having to send the more money they come up with another excuse seems like the people wrong all the time keep failing upwards like a Buffalo Bills field goal attempt. I think youre with me, because i dont thank you ever trusted these institutions right if more people dont trust these institutions which we know arent just flawed at this point all of them in my eyes have fallen and if more people realize that they prepare the culture on their own. It interesting because of the history of lying as if the motivation to lie to remain in power and also gives them the means to lie is much easier to do that. What some of them are sad about that is when is it was happening or when it does happen throughout covid19 for example those was part of those constitutions those without power would hate each other based on the lies the institutions were sharing. People in the real lies their relationships with other people were severed because exam of you want to keep business open your Grandma Killer a murderer how do you not care and so many of these things realize the entire time its actually good i think for people to wise up and not put all the trust in institutions because its true because they say so but why. Why would you trust that with all the different lies all of us pointed out focus on the relationships with each other. Im going to say best of times that are times her head though. I will perform a solo show spontaneous combustion april twice 6 and 27th at the st. 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Others follow. [ ] Chinese Company on the talkative dish clock to a buyer for tiktok. The force in the company that owns tiktok to either sell it or face a ban legislatures from both parties at concern their put their electing data about how bad they are dancing. They have 9 months to cell tiktok or be banned leaving millions of Vapid Influencers without a outlet to express their hatred for america or their preferred pronouns. They have extra time to protest israel even though he signed allow potential he banning tiktok there told his campaign remains on the up but it makes sense he only uses tiktok to clear up his yes. Heres the deal to guys and tiktok you misheard me. I didnt say my uncle was eaten by cannibals i said my son was eating cannabis. He likes it what are you gonna do we all are snacks right he likes cannabis i like ice cream orange man bed. s do some dance. [ cheering and applause ] hes not grieving any more at least so all the jokes are okay now its bipartisan which is surprising to me. And glad they did it its an Espionage Tool and a Propaganda Tool of our number 1 adversary poisoning the Youth Of America This Is A Serious Decision by country it seems increasingly unserious some glad we did it. There was a way to get around it without outright legislative action which was tweak it a little bit and force american tiktok users to play by the rules china imposes on kids in their countries and tiktok where they have limited hours a day and has to be educational material i think it would be sprinting to instagram because it would defeat the purpose because its insightful how the chinese use in their own country s home how the opposite of how they select us im glad they did this lets go for a libertarian viewpoint i suspect we might get pushback from kat i disagree with guy benson. Like i dont necessarily disagree has less about tiktok itself the linkage in the bill talking about foreign adversary its a very bit vague broad definition when it was in the house rand paul talked about how there was fifth amendment to First Amendment concerns because there are americans have ownership and tiktok as well the government cant seize your property without due process but also going back to what we were talking about the last segment telling americans to be afraid of saying from a foreign adversary thats what we had the patriot act so i dont feel comfortable with this the potential to take away our rights. How much is china paying you . Greg the bomber is not even a single dollar. Lilo chanda by farmland in the united states. Rt russia today is a Russian Network i can watch right after we tape the show i can go watch it so theres all sorts of foreign media and other kind of influencers in our country why this application at this time. If you like him on this comes from a parent for the legislation this is a joke you are banning them so what an American Company can do the same thing lets not act like facebook and instagram all these other applications dont do the same thing if they were really concerned with protecting our kids they would use the algorithms. A man can go on social media look on Child Pornography and algorithms can tell you how old he is how often he doesnt you catch them doing this your sects trafficking you want to stop all that stuff its on the network when it comes to our kids kicking go on their be like i will go on an Adult Website they know for the algorithm on normal days he still a kid they can tell hes 12 years old saying is 18 or older on porn hub they just dont care because the people he by these bots are the pedophiles and stuff money is more important to these countries that are children if they cared about our kids they would use this to catch predators but they dont they instead inspire them help them build communities its complete [ bleep ] who cares going to be the same [ bleep ] thats my issue. Do you agree they would just sell it to some company doing the same stuff of tiktok . Its a highly successful product they would just do the same thing in the idea the government cares about privacy or china is laughable. They want to stop Privacy Violations they just make it illegal to spy on a phone china can buy the information from a third party like a government already does part of the First Amendment is right to hear what a foreign adversary says and if we really want to stop china we should get rid of the Free Trade Deals so we dont depend on them for biotics and pants. Greg yeah, 6 seconds to rebut all 3 arguments. I guess im the only person here who loves america. If we are going to poison our brains with nonsense i would rather do it to ourselves. And out of china do it. Up where they chose so hospitality over ivy league brutality im a bird stuck in larry birds attic. And im goin cuckoo. What the heck. What you got larry . May the best bird win. Brick. You may be a legend on the court but youre an amateur up here. Heads up lar. So get allstate. 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Its part of the nationwide enrollment trend impacted by anti israel campus protest that toptier universities schools years ago discriminating against jews now discriminate against asians and jews. Places like columbia and yale see violent demonstrations even arrests as mobs the students take to the streets professing antisemitism for jewish students it happened in formerly prestigious institutions enough of a reason to look else where not just for that but also their safety. Oneperson it North Carolina university expanded a recent part the madness hasnt reached schools down south sing even if i could have gotten into harvard i would not have gone i feel safe on campus. Your that right the south is the land of tolerance nonsense as well but progressive policies are pushing students away from harsh lockdowns restrictions on free speech obsession with gender and race bearing the rotten fruit of their sordid labor. Students over in mississippi said since day 1 my classmates made me feel welcomed other than the actions and their cowboy boots that was wild to me they were cowboy boots everywhere. It was like i found my second home. Which is kind of ironic because if anybody should be wearing boots its an Ivy League School rails you find a course [ bleep ] that deep. Greg did you put that were to my scripps i had to stayed on camera . I wouldnt say that when i host. Classic joe strikes again. What you think about them going down south to avoid the politically correct stuff up north . There was a protest at austin but they dealt with it i will say this. Protests in the north might actually make schools in the south more attractive to me i remember the end of the term is like worried about studying for finals reading that term paper not going camping indefinitely until they pretend to arrest you. All they need is for 1 University President to do the right thing and say you cant take over and falsely imprisoned and as all people the rest will then plagiarize it. [ cheering and applause ] greg guy you are an ivy league i do think its worse than these elite school . Big ten guy went to northwestern the nerd school they have been awful on this issue unfortunately which is on trend honestly there was an analysis of buy Sports Conference have any schools are under investigation for antisemitism ivy league had more than half big ten had a few the sec and southeast had 0 of those 16 schools. So there is something to be said there and heres another thing. A superficial point because its a serious problem part of college of course learning is paramount but its also supposed to be fun. Nothing about this stuff is fun on these campuses its exhausting its awful and bigotry on parade and for my money its a lot less money to go to the schools down south. If youre going to be huge group of people gather together screaming In The Name Of terrorists and other schools are doing it because the storm a field after football win. Thats the 1 i want to be at most americans agree. Youre a new documentary was your experience. This is definitely not there. Has a full tuition scholarship for academics and journalism. But now. I was expecting applause and favor. I did not. Which are cleat highrisk week i beat people up. Maxi trying to make a point which im using that Ivy League Schools on the other hand i got into wanting couldnt afford to go so i didnt go. They are also extremely expensive as the only reason you go to columbia is to say i went to columbia and then i went to columbia. You can say that people might say well in a different way it was this heralded association to happen out controversial to have. So 1 thing that really was a value was the connections but also the brand of the universities they went to an Ivy League School when you dont have that a lot of people would say why would you spend all that money when you can get a scholarship or go somewhere else not that expensive. Is a machine gun from these universities . I live in the south its nice to finally be recognized for being tolerant and inviting. We want these smart brains coming to our colleges and institutions we dont care of your race are Sexual Orientation whatever. Youre welcome that that works down there. Daily issues theres no dutch. Keep the dutch out other than that we are good. I dont stand for that but to keep them out at my reasons. What is happening . It goes back to the point yet a chance to go to an Ivy League School i threw people over the rope same chair thats america thats beautiful. The sadness of it had to make a joke because is no real joke about this. You go into a higher level of learning thats crazy. Big word look it up. But they are not just scared to go to school these kids are chanting i am hamas recent Group Arrested was 2528 these arent impressionable children these are grown adults screaming i am hamas which means the media tries to soften it pro hamas note you are hamas if you say i am hamas you are hamas we of terrorists in this country protesting and we are doing nothing about it. Ward for bid if the 3 of you decided to be nazis and stand outside the fox building how long do you thank you would be fired and never allowed back . You wouldnt get the nazi a get just the letter and in and youd be done but for some reason the keep saying pro this pro that. If im promote pro hamas i claim everything they do. I mean broad dental delete saying on the terrace will you do get them out of the campuses arrest them in charge. Coming up something neat a rowboat k9 brings the heat. Missing out on the things you love because of asthma . 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[ cheering and applause ] a Robot Dog Turning into a youll log. In ohio Company Created a flame throwing robotic dog. Watch here. I am death the destroyer of worlds. [ ] [ ] developer say this 1 wants to poop on your lawn you better let him. Mckay i want to start with does anybody think this is cool i want to give time to people who like this what you think joe machi . I think its a terrible idea 1 thing our society doesnt need is more ways to start fires. Thats 1 thing. Plus you cant just blast living things indiscriminately with a robot unless its a joe biden approved a drone strike. I love when he is on the show. Its great, its great. My dog i have to put them on a leash and hes a nice dog right. I think in this video the music selection is doing a lot like a lot of the heavy lifting because they are playing a fun videogame tramp and song you put other music under that and you would start crying probably. So i agree i dont think this is a good thing and the amount at times like my phone started malfunctioning a little bit today which is bad i cant send Text Messages but that doesnt mean anybodys house is on fire. Of this dog gets away. This thing is priced under 10,000. For 3 i do it. My gutfeld credit card will do that. Listen this isnt a dog lets stop with that part thats the government fooling you. Everyone so its a dog its a cute dog. Do you realize this entire room would be in flames if this dog decided we were expendable . You should be afraid and to be honest with you normally my solution to any type of robots cup of water we need a bigger cut for this 1. Forget the fire noticed the jumping like you arent getting away this is terminator but they dont have arnold schwarzenegger. In fairness at least before you die the dog might say like a poor give us a stick around or some kind of funny quit because you are going to feel a thing when the flamethrower hits you. And it appeared lee doesnt run out like it was just going. Like he was ready so its not just you that syria entire village rate or city so we should be really concerned if we see them Walking Around the street because remember the help with Crime Deterrence they would see was something reported and the message they get back is burnet. A guy i guess maybe its for Clearing Brush im not sure what the purposes. Did you say clearing the dutch. No, we leave the dutch alone around here. Im just annoyed you saved a story about a flame or for the day grade isnt here. I cant make the jokes i want to i just have to again disagree with tyrus this thing identifies as a dog and that is good enough for me and i think at Troop A Dissipate and compete in westminster see how it goes for the competition. People might be mad about it but i say let it live. Its got a switch on it that asme after beholding the trigger up impenetrable security system. It dont weve got a little switch. Its on the dog yes to catch it there. What if it says fire you can switch it to humping. Not good. You thought about everything. Find out about why there is good news in the sky. Automatic refunds for canceled flights. This is the Transportation Department what you think of that. This is actual real news. I guess. What i want is the flight. Thats why made them exchange of money for further flight ive already made that why cant i get on the flight. As you get the money back. They give it a Service Refund well mine wont. Before we go forward i have said some things about the dutch i would like to apologize. To tell a Family Secret my grandmother was dutch. And we hated her. When meals are great yet . No i recant i still hate the dutch. Sorry kat i tried. What about the airlines . We are giving you a refund. No [ bleep ] thank you. Well give you a tell if you are swimming wonderful thats dome. You announced you are doing what you supposed to do the real question is why did it take so long. Thats part of the Biden Administration is always talking about this while rome burns hes been talking about these kind of fees and youve got mayor pete announcing disagree are supposed to be happy about it. Secretary pete tom. Doesnt he still like mayor pete i dont know. Hes in charge of this so does this only to plot applied to Domestic Airlines i exclusively flight klm the dutch airline. And they are a good airline. Why are they good because they are dutch. Have you flown there i have not great. I fly a lot the Airline Street you so horribly id rather not. 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