♪ >> greg: yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. happy monday. oh, thank you, thank you. please, just hand your gifts over to the usher. so when the presidents of harvard, mit and the university of pennsylvania are exposed as dumb, dumber and dumbest's a great day for all of us. in case you missed it, these three leading educrats were grilled by bratwurst at a tailgate by congress on the issue of genocide. >> specifically calling for the genocide of jews does that constitute bullying or harassment? >> if it is directed and severe it is harassment. >> so the answer is yes. >> it is a context-dependent decision. >> calling for the genocide of jews does not constitute bullying and harassment. >> i have not heard the calling for genocide of jews on our campus. >> you heard chants of infa at that time a. >> i heard chants which can be anti-semitic depending on the context. >> at harvard does calling for the general side of jews qualify as bullying or harassment yes or no. >> it can be depending on the context. >> greg: genocide people the systematic extermination of an entire group of people. or as hitler called it, the most fun you can have with your pants on. yet somehow curly moe and larry couldn't find their way to renounce it. you know, because standing against mass murder can be a tough call. you know, it's like they were being asked to define a woman. as you know the president of u-penn has already stepped down. it's a start but the other two are hanging around like a fart in kilmeade' private elevator. he has a private elevator. and stomach issues. harvard's president, claudine gay issued a supposedly clarifying statement that was about as clear as ikea directions to assemble a spaceship and likely not the only craft she's going to have to answer for, according to a report gay plagiarized sections of our ph.d. dissertation in 1997. if true while on her path to become head administrator she violated school policy on academic integrity. does it matter? it didn't back then. i wonder why. anyone who watched the hearings saw the worst televised answers since that time dana was on jeopardy. >> name a movie for 2,000 please. >> in a 1982 charmer, i'll be right here, dana? >> sorry. >> haley joel osmond's i see dead people. dana. >> what is the exorcist. >> for the final today we are dealing with museums and this include. completed in 1959 it's been variously designed as a snail, and concrete tornado even a giant wedding cake. did you get this? oh, you weren't? and it will cost you how much snp 3200. so you drop down to zero. >> greg: there's really no reason to include that in this monologue. none whatsoever. happy holidays. so the whole spectacle was laugh out loud funny unlike saturday night live's take. boy did that stink. it was so bad even kamala harris stopped laughing. snl's new motto shouldn't be live from new york it should be dead from the neck up. but this hearing was important for more than just clearing house it shined a light of those leading our young people into an increasingly competitive future and what we saw as a system that defines speech suppression as free speech and threats as tolerance. you know, everyone's opinion is viewed as violence. except those that call for violence. which makes about as much sense of spending 150 grand to accepted your brat to a place that will send him home a marxist that will hate your guts. now you have no excuse for not knowing how bad it is. if you saw those hearings you felt your iq dropping faster than joe biden's body temperature. especially when they said calling for general side is fine as long as it doesn't lead to action. nerd, university doesn't need to respond unless the killing starts. that's quite a red line to wait for. you know, the beginning of the murder of jews. but why do i feel like that would be explained away, too? of course if as we're told the people shouting for genocide don't really mean it we have to ask ourselves what do they mean? are these rhetorical protests? are we being punked? somehow i'm inclined to believe them when they call for a general side of a nation that was just subjected to an explosion of murder and sexual atrocities. see, there's the context. because really what the protesters are saying is, we'll have more of that, please. i'm pretty sure the jewish students at these schools don't find all this rhetorical. but what about the other students. maybe to them it's no big deal because they are as brain dead as their teachers. a recent wall street journal poll says while almost 90% of students support the chant from the river to the sea essentially calling for israel's eradication less than half could name which river they're referring to. wa do they think from river to the sea means? a good deal on real estate in south florida? less than a quarter knew who former palestinian authority president yasir air fat was. over 10% thought i was the prime minister of israel. the rest heard thought it was a shot at obesity and condemned it as fat shaming. that was a joke people. so these school presidents have always been loud and proud against injustice and hate speech. but now all of a sudden it depends on the context. but the context they're ignoring is october 7th. don't they realize this is how who will costs actually happen. explaining away calls for general side using context. meanwhile these great educators brain wash our young with a hateful view of the world comprised solely of oppressed versus oh presser. in airbnb they're wasting time on math, science and computer skills. don't those damn chinese realize we have a global pronoun problem? so ask yourself, if all this miseducation is damaging the nation, why do these scammers cling to it so much? because it works for them. october 7th was the flashlight that finally exposed the full dei scam. these incompetence only got their jobs based order the same ideology that makes justification for october 7th possible. don't expect them to give it up like my teacher did on prom night. they have to make sure someone genuinely qualified can never get their job. if you still doubt these three are morons ask yourself this. they thought that would work. they thought harvard embraced free expression of all views. this is where students have to attend orientations where fat phobia is violence and using the wrong pronoun is abuse where a whopping 1.46% of faculty actually defined themselves as conservative where harvard placed 248th out of 248 schools in a ranking of campus free speech. right behind kim jong-un community college. claudine gay has done and will do nothing to fix any of this, nor will any other college president, professor and administrators who see it as their jobs to indoctrinate instead of educate. and when they start claiming they're being silenced remember they're wining the intimidation used to silence people is what's being silenced. thankfully we found the best way to reveal them acid jots. let them speak. then show them the door. [cheers and applause] >> period! . >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. his writing is so sharp heap feel backs ignore his books, writer columnist walter kirn. to her every date is a speed date, host of the fox news crime podcast emily compagno. his 25 careers at fox prove that our viewers are hard of hearing. host of one nation and author of the new book, booker t, brian kilmeade! >> and she's bony, stoney, and loved by her uncle tony, new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: walter so you got the u-penn president liz mcgillis already out the door. what about this other one ms. gay being accused of plagiarism? >> sean: well, see, i don't think the fact that there are a few copied paragraphs in her ph.d. thesis prove plagiarism but it does prove that no one ever read it. including maybe the person who supposedly wrote it. and it certainly proves that no one expected to read it. she didn't. 'like going to the bathroom in the woods. you know, who thinks you're going to get caught. and there was a park ranger behind a tree in this case and she did get caught. and the problem is how would she know it's plagiarism because these social justice style thesis all sound the same anyways, everything's plagiarism they use the same word and ideas, you wouldn't recognize it. but i think the mistake of the college presidents in general was that they came as a threesome. they all sat together and said you're the coolest no you're the coolest. i'm harvard, i'm penn. woo. what they forgot was context. on the context of harvard campus everything's genocide. questioning elizabeth warren's cherokee heritage is genocide at harvard. but in the context of, you know, the world at large, normal people, especially people whose grandparents died in concentration camps, genocide still means something and they gotta little confused. so they shouldn't have come as a group. also, they were so stupid. didn't they realize three evey league presidents in a row, everybody's going to hate you. make some attempt to seem human but they didn't. >> greg: that's because they hired a law firm. two hired the same law firm to coach them so they didn't even trust their own thoughts. it struck me that theseies rhymes with feces. i'm somehow going to work that into everything i do >> walter: greg are there any other ivy league graduates here or is it just me again? >> greg: isn't that great how you twhooshgd? >> walter: because i do want to say you'll notice that the president of princeton wasn't there and i went to princeton and he wasn't there because we're smart at princeton. at harvard they think they're smart and they try to prove it to everyone. at princeton we know it and we keep it to ourselves. except on tv. >> greg: exactly. emily, how come they had such a hard time saying genocide is like a violation of their conduct? >> emily: that's this whole question. to your point it's like the anti-semitic witches of eastwick coming into the congressional hearings and for some reason they are unable to declare with confidence yes this is anti-semitic yes this is uncalled for. instead of dancing around and talking about how the exception could be harassment. why can't they say yes there's harassment and yes that's unacceptable and there are a few exceptions where context matters. i don't understand how they were so quickly to err on the side of what isn't hate speech or a terrible crime when normally everything out of their mouth is what is a crime and criminal. misgendering someone is truly criminal. calling someone a different gender is considered violent. telling someone they're pro life or expressing your view they are pro life even being a white male that is violent direct quotes from people and their institutions but the wsj had a good op-ed yes the masks come off with these resignations and hopefully that more to follow but that's the tip of the iceberg because what happens at these institutions is generational. the president resigning, know where your tax dollars goes with these public colleges and the tuition goes for the colleges you send your kids to and at the end of the day know what rot is permeating our social fabric because these chicks are just the mouth pieces for what is horrible anti-semitism. but them stipping down is only the tip of the iceberg. >> greg: iceberg, a jewish name. brian, it looks like one resigned, one might follow. have you considered resigning? a lot of people --. >> brian: they wouldn't accept my resignation. >> greg: brian has resigned from fox and friends. >> brian: they would go where's brian, they would say he'ss on second floor tryinging to resign they wouldn't accept it. you used the word female chicks, why do you accept on this show. don't you have standards? we'll talk about it afterwards. how long will the post-show meeting be. >> greg: we usually do a three-hour post show. >> brian: go through everything. couple things, this is the zoom moment of college and i don't think it's just about these three schools i think it's about elite colleges in generalment i don't think it's about these presidents, i don't care if they resign, they're doing exactly what they were hired to do. they weren't wildcatting it in front of the country they were being themselves in front of the country and they were exposed. so now instead of republicans or conservatives or people who are just patriotic concerned about the future of the country saying what's going at the schools, oh, there's a culture. now people are saying what's going on at the schools and the presidents i don't see as the problem, they represent the problem i don't care if she gets fired but i'm sure you saw 660 harvard members signed saying she should not be fired. which backs up in college it's poison from high point not to call out a north carolina school but an average everyday school up to the mits have to be looked at. and we should do this maybe you could start because you have so much free time. >> greg: i do. >> brian: a woke rating on each school. >> greg: that's a great idea. >> brian: let's do a woke rating. do you want to take it as yours or are you placating snow you have a very low woke rating brian because no one's awake when you're on. [laughter] >> greg: kat, grow, that was a sick burn, sick burn, kat. thank you. thanks. what do you make of this whole thing? >> kat: well, i am a free speech absolutist so i still am today. even the most hateful vial hate speech is constitutionally protected under the first amendment. i'm always going to say the answer to speech you don't like even if you find it disgusting is more speech not moving to censor that speech. that makes me a consistency human being. the consistency doesn't apply to harvard or u-penn as you brought up. the foundation of individual rights and expression, used to be education, they rank schools based on free speech as you mentioned and u-penn was second to last and then harvard was dead last. so clearly for them, these are new things that they're saying and emily, as you said, if you misgender someone or use the wrong pronouns someone will say that is violent. i'm the kind of person who doesn't feel comfortable giving anyone that kind of power because this person feels this way about this we're going to have to ban this, that's just me being consistent and i don't think there should be an environment on campuses where they are censoring constitutionally protected speech. i still feel that way. there is hypocrisy though obviously. >> brian: you think graduating is a negative? i graduated from yale >> kat: i got into one and i couldn't afford to go and now i'm like i didn't miss out. >> brian: barstool will not hire anyone from an ivy league school and most people from harvard aspire to go right to barstool. >> greg: we have to go shout out to the iceberg family, a cold group. >>emily: go penn. >> greg: up next are old man out of luck if they want a job on a moving truck? ♪ and you can do the exploring. you can do the splashing... ...the sightseeing... ...and the playing. calquence is an oral targeted therapy for cll. more patients begin with calquence than any treatment of its kind, and calquence is proven to work better than chemoimmunotherapy in patients with previously untreated cll. calquence may cause serious side effects, which may lead to death. these include serious infections with fever, chills, or flu-like symptoms; and bleeding problems that may increase with blood thinners. decreased blood counts are common and can be severe. new cancers have happened, including skin cancers. heart rhythm problems with fast or irregular heartbeat, dizziness, feeling faint, chest discomfort, or shortness of breath, have happened. tell your doctor if you have bleeding, heart rhythm, or liver problems; infection, or if you are or plan to be pregnant or breastfeeding. calquence helps you do the fighting. and you can focus on the things you're loving. ask your doctor if calquence is right for you. meet the jennifers. jen x. jen y. and jen z. each planning their future through the chase mobile app. jen x is planning a summer in portugal with some help from j.p. morgan wealth plan. let's go whiskers. jen y is working with a banker to budget for her birthday. you only turn 30 once. and jen z? her credit's golden. hello new apartment. three jens getting ahead with chase. solutions that grow with you. one bank for now. for later. for life. chase. make more of what's yours. the all-in-one and done symptom relief of mucinex is delivered fast with doordash, so you don't have to leave the couch. oof! that was fast. mucinex. available on doordash. it's comeback season. 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(inspirational music) >> greg:s >> greg: thank you. stop it, stop it you people. should you hire the old and the gruff to move your valuable stuff? the equal employment opportunity commission is suing a california moving company called meat head movers for allegedly violating its age discrimination law by not hiring older workers. pause if there's one thing consumers want it's to have their priceless belongings handled not by this, but by this. but that's the government for you. when they see something that works quickly and efficiently they need to destroy it. literally they want everything to stop moving. the company flaunts their student athlete movers on the sides of their big manly trucks and features the chiseled young men in their social media adds in the gym lifting weights doing squats working up a sweat. i hired a few last week. but they cancelled as as soon as possible as they saw the address was a room at the red roof inn. but they even twerk which takes a lot of lower back strength and qualities that you want in a move. however, many of the allegations again meat head movers system from its marketing and hiring practices that could discourage older workers from pleaing scouring local gyms and colleges for new row crews which is exactly how i found my staff of inturns. [screams [ [ >> greg: they get so happy when i mention them on the show. but if the lawsuit's successful current employees will be asked to find recruits in retirement homes bingo halls and the white house. the company says they're open to hiring anyone at any age if they can do the job. and i've got to agree it's not about age it's about ability. arnold schwarzenegger's 76, joe biden's 81, basically the same age except all biden can move is a stool and not the keened you sit on. emily, you are a lawyer, and congratulations for that. a woman can be anything. >> brian: you sure? [laughter] >> greg: you go girl. do they have a case the e, oc? >> emily: yes,' the eoc. here's what i found so hilarious and annoying about the he oc. they get 70 thousand complaints a year from various humans saying this company is engaging in anti people behavior, discriminatory practices, et cetera. but they just found this on their own. so they ignored dozens of thousands of actual complaints and referrals from people who feel they have a valid case to seek these guys out. and you know what they wanted? they wanted $15 million. and then they said oh well we'll stop harassing you for five. to which the moving company was like we'll give you $750,000 and they're like all right we'll negotiate. at the end of the day the eoc doesn't give a [bleep] about what laws you're breaking what they care is restoring money to the government to the funds they have destroyed thanks to biden's decisions and finally they will ferret out what they see as a cash grab. at the end of the day if they had an issue they would consult with the company and say you can't have physical standards for your job and they say word of mouth is no marketing strategy. according to them you have to post something in the newspaper and say everyone over 80 please join. you can have physical standards, the social security administration does for all theory elections. and by the way, i'm interrupting myself to say i will never hire anyone else again other than that. >> greg: for moving, too. >> emily: right? looks amazing. >> greg: kilmeade looks like you might have a second job right? >> brian: first off the best move of the day as much as i appreciate your monologue to pick 'em will i to go first which is a fantastic move and i salute you on behalf of the whole crew. >> greg: why? >> brian: so thoroughly, you read your notes. >> greg: you don't have anything to say do you? you don't have anything to say. this is what he does. i'm totally out. just say you have nothing. say pass. >> brian: i would but i do of something to say. i would like to announce -- by the way, were you shocked at at that? >> greg: no. will you stick to the plan today, brian. >> brian: thank you. i would like to announce i'm suing the knicks and i'm not on the knicks because i'm too old and i think i am suing them appear how dare -- it's ageism. i don't think it has anything to do with my ability. number two nobody wants that job and move possibly out, nobody wants to bubble wrap or lift heavy things so these people should do it. i was doing research and i looked at the statue of liberty and it said give us your young chiseled shirtless males and if you don't believe in america that's fine but i believe in america and why we came here. >> emily: amen. >> greg: good for you. cat where do you stand do you make decisions when you're moving based on aim >> kat: i don't make any decisions when i'm moving, i know what day it's happening. that's pretty much it. there can be, unfortunately some might say, are meat heads of all ages but yeah if you can physically do it or not and the fact they went out and sought this out and the fact that it's a government agency means it's a taxpayer funded agency which means we're paying all this money we earned for them to be like meat heads? i don't know. like stop it, just stop it. just stop it. i think it's terrible that this is what they do with their time. >> greg: it's like there are -- there are no victims. >> walter: there are no men like i want to throw out my back. no. >> greg: the villages isn't erupting. >> walter: greg, i question the whole premise. the idea is there would be no demand for old people moving but i think young people would enjoy seeing old people move their coaches. >> greg: not' bad idea. >> walter: it would be like hey grandpa, pick up that mattress, you know? young people, when they move into college, they enjoy watching old athletic people move their stuff. you know? so i just think another company that would hire the old, you know, and experience a lot of injuries on the job. >> and sue. >> walter: yeah, entertain the young. i think my kid would pay to have somebody my age have to lift his, you know, few ton. >> greg: the best mover i ever had in allentown only had one hand. i was amazing. he showed up and he used his stump as a battering ram. he could get like the sofas and the mattress through the halls just with his stump. >> brian: didn't you help him? >> sound like a horror movie. >> greg: i was like wow, it was really amazing. anyway i don't know why i brought that up other than i still think about it from time to time. stumpy mcpherson, that's what they called him. no, they didn't call him that. >> walter: also old movers aren't going to steal your stuff. young kids. >> greg: young kids you can't trust them. all right, we've got to move on. up next mickey d's changes face to sell you drinks from outer space. >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. ♪ upbeat, catchy music ♪ >> tech 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sweet beverages with calories galore which means they're well on their way to developing a loyal fan base. kat are you into this whole idea. i have to hat tip tim dillen my favorite business analyst. he made a great point he said mcdonald's is hedging their bets on beef and seeing how starbucks is raking it in with no overhead no kitchen or cooks just calf fee and sugar and water what do you think >> kat: some of these drinks have more than a hundred grams of sugars. >> greg: amazing >> kat: sometimes i'll have a sip of a frappuccino but if i drink one i don't feel well i feel like i'm going to throw up. is there a to reps for sugar like if you can have a lot of sugar you can handle a lot or people walk around feeling like that all day. >> greg: i go way way up and then way way down and do it again and again and again like seeing kilmeade on fox all day >> kat: i don't know what plan you could possibly of for the rest of your day where you're like i can drink more than a hundred grams of sugar and then do what i was going to do that day. i don't know how. >> greg: kilmeade do you think we hijacked our evolution area need for sugar. it used to be it was rare so we developed a desire for fruits they were in cheese and it made us go get them and now sugar can come right to us and we've become addicts ieyou spent a lot of time at home this weekend with a lot of time to think. everyone thought fast food was passé because no one wanted to eat unhealthy. remember mcdonald's was doing salads and making shakes and discouraging you from eating there. now all of a sudden they totally collapsed appear i don't think it's going to work. what's the top secretness of it. why are we looking into the mnuchin and yet looking backwards. >> greg: based all on this one character named cosmics. >> walter: so when i first saw this, i thought it says mccoma and it made sense they went from solid food to liquid food and the next thing will be mcfeedingtube. they'll just deliver filet of fish slushies straight through the abdominal wall. >> greg: ha ha, you're right. >> walter: and you can sleep when you're there. >> greg: did you see idiot cracy. >> walter: yes. >> greg: feels like that. >> walter: mcdonald wouldn't have opened a new chain of restaurants if they didn't do hundreds of millions of dollars of research. they studied americans and they learned we're incredibly lazy and losing our teeth. and so this liquid concept, but as i said, i mean, there is a a problem, you have to be awake for it and that's a lot for america. >> greg: exactly i would like to take this while i'm sleeping emily. i'm frightened what you might be like after one of these highly caffeinated highly sugar drinks because your baseline is scary. >> emily: i scare myself whenever i have too much sugar. i didn't get it, this whole time i was like i don't understand why they would do jettison slash 50 until you made that starbucks reference and then it clicks into place. because the reality is all the things we're seeing about the menu you can say about the starbucks men why you too. just panelled more sophisticatedly and somehow people think it's okay. the 30-ounce bag of sugar people put in their podies, you know, young kids in life, that's what this is just packaged differently. i think it's cute the little guy he looks really cute. >> greg: cosmics i e yeah, reminds me of the hockey grim as. no not grim as. what's his name, he comes to the picnic but whatever. think it will be successful because the reality is people might be looking for a cheaper version of starbucks and if they can satisfy the ridiculous menu items like thai blew berry half calf all this stuff and it's only a couple dollars. >> brian: they won't put the calories on the men crew like starbucks does. starbucks is like i'm going to show you exactly what you do to yourself >> kat: it's a lot easier to do stuff to your body if you can lie to yourself about it. >> greg: true. coming up getting the scoop on the best 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[laughter]. >> greg: yeah. do you like this idea emily? you have an active digestive system. . >>emily: mow tabism. i totally agree is way to ruin it for the rest of us, like the streisand effect of the p a, insta whatever like selfies that ruin the beautiful manlyical places. i also think where this really matters is for huge urban cities, it is obvious where you can go to restrooms in smaller towns or normal suburb ann, i feel like that only happens here in new york where i also feel like our tax dollars should be paying for a better infrastructure. like people shouldn't have to rely on some 12 year old app to figure out, oh, where can i use the restroom. i guess the good side is it would a reeve 88 all the starbucks lines. have you seen in the summer in new york the starbuck's bathroom line is like wrapped around the block. >> walter: you could combine with this one of those dating apps. >> emily: huh you're george michael. >> walter: combine it with a dating app and then you have a hit. >> greg: up next a lot of people want to be single just before they meet kris kringle. to vaporize sore throat pain. vicks vapocool drops. vaporize sore throat pain. - [female narrator] five billion people lack access to safe surgery. thousands of children are suffering and dying from treatable causes. for 40 years, mercy ships has deployed floating hospitals to provide the free surgeries these children need. join us. together, we can give children the hope and healing they never thought possible. it's a mission powered by love, made possible by you. give today. 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it's the day after valentine's. so, if you can imagine to break up with someone right before christmas, stay broken up for a couple of months and then get back together right after valentine's, you've gotten out of two gifts. >> greg: which you can then spend on your new girlfriend. whatever that means. kat, you know, do people time brakeups to save money on gifts? but then you have to balance that the possibility you might not have someone with you on new year's eve >> kat: yeah, i've never been given the luxury of having like a calculated breakup. it's been like a very messy passionate down in flames type situation. and it also like, also you stayed broken up is key. what did seinfeld say the first one never takes. but, yeah, also the fact that it says facebook statuses of people posting how they've gotten broken up with, i think that's leak a different kind of human. nobody even knew about anybody i ever dated because i never put it on the internet until i got married. that's nobody's business. >> walter: so old fashioned >> kat: i am very traditional. >> greg: brian, you get dumped a lot. do you have a breakup month? >> brian: couple of things. that question was no help. it makes total sense to me because what you do is you go shopping for christmas and you realize there's nothing that's right and you realize why is it you can't pick out a gift because you're not that into them and that's why you break up. listen i think it's over because i tried to concentrate on you and i couldn't. >> greg: this happens a lot with you and doocy, huh? emily, were you ever in a relationship at an early early period and you bought someone a gift and they didn't reciprocate or the reverse maybe? >> emily: yes, that's happened. >> greg: you get a gift. >> emily: correct, yes. i was going to say that what i thought was so interesting about this and also ridiculous is how a sexologist because they claimed christmas was a time of reflex and new start to the year and a lot of people said i'm not going to carry this with me. it's a hundred percent about the gift and bringing the person home to your family and being like oh, just no. or many yes and surfacing feelings that they're intense and true and if that person' not there in your thoughts you're like no. but if you bring them back february 15th, i mean, maybe they'll be offended. i feel like if you get broken up before christmas i belt you're really really hurt so it would be unforgivable to a lot of people i think. >> greg: i dump everybody on arbor day. >> walter: it's also because everybody's suicidal this time of user. and so they don't think about realizeships. they're like i'm going to die soon, why should i hang out. >> greg: on that happy note, we'll be right back. ♪ 12 hours!! not coughing? 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