You need a refresher, Anthony. Youâve been wobbling badly. Apparently youâve forgotten our first lesson.
I was in medical school then.
Thatâs when we promised you significant rewards if you performed well for us. That day, I told you: you need to lie with CONSISTENCY.
Yes, sir. And Iâve obeyed your order.
No you havenât. Youâve cooked a goose and a cake in the same pan. Youâve said it was raining and not raining. Youâve worn only a jock strap and spread sunscreen on your body in the Arctic, and youâve bundled up at the Equator. Youâre a mess.