the speeches, the wait, the pageant, but now that they're over, you want to relive the most glorious moments of all. introducing convention cutaways, featuring the very best from both conventions like woman who's sobbing before anyone started speaking. and the guy who is dancing to no music whatsoever. and relive the majesty of woman who's just walking around. and guy who brought props that only make sense to him. stunning cutaways of true patriots shaping history like guy who is pretending he wasn't just asleep. with way too much arm flab. and guy who didn't know there would be balloons. you'll enjoy hours and hours of inspired cutaways like middle eastern they keep cutting to whenever somebody mentions hispanic. the straight guy they flash to whenever they mention gay marriage. because children are our future,