i'd like to buy a vowel -- i. yeah, three i's. good for you. now all the vowels are gone. l. two l's. n. and here come three n's. g. mm-hmm. two g's. there you go. h. there is an h. we're getting there. i have an important question -- what letter would you like? p. i'm glad you said that. [ cheers and applause ] now...