girls in the downward dog position. >> i am exaggerating. >> nobody is hurting anybody. >> i am exaggerating my dislike for them. i had a room mate who was a yoga instructor for quite some time. >> would you date a guy who went to that? >> what? >> is this a joke? >> no. >> why not? >> there were hot dudes out there besides me. >> the guys who do yoga are probably yoga instructors. >> i like very masculine real men. >> there would be nothing in the fridge but yogurt that is good for your intestines. >> is that a good way to meet women? >> i would imagine. >> i interviewed the woman. her waist was -- i said how big is your waist. >> she said i don't know. i said you can't know because you can't see it. she said she gives private