>> greg: i did get dandruff. >> dana: who's hat is that? >> greg: mine. >> bob: have you given out christmas presents to authority figure in your life? your boss? >> greg: no. the best gift to give your boss is show up to work and do a good job and $100 cash. >> dana: don't call your customers fat girls. >> greg: the worst gifts you can give are knickknack, scotchkies, curious, tringlet, plumery, frill, gadgets, miniatures, notion, novelty, suv nears, whatnot, and thing thingamajigs. >> kimberly: you sound like dr. seuss or something so strange. >> greg: putting on an entertainment center. that is up there that makes no sense. >> dana: the tackatorium. >> greg: tacky and weird. >> dana: you to keep it for three years. >> eric: i want to say last year i had dan the secret