let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning roooouuunnndd. lightning round. >> this is universal, bosses throwing pool parties just to see their employees half naked? >> that's bloody rid -- ridiculous. it is a travis stey. it is a crime. i was at a bloody water park. >> roller park? >> water park. i was indoors. you don't get sun much, and these guys have water shorts on because they don't want you to see their boobies. it is in an age of vanity. all i did was make three human beings out of my vagina and i don't have a six pack. how did we get here? who cares, by the way? i am completely nude at all times. i don't care. >> jedediah, what advice would