oh, delicious, delicious lachon. >> you know, during this time of year, there's a lot of christmas parties. >> you can tell how grand the party is by the lachon. if you have two, you must be a big shot. >> anthony: man, that is good pig. >> so, i'm hr director. and i'm also the happiest guru of the philippines. we're going to be jolly. ♪ ♪ dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh. >> anthony: as we know, one must, at a holiday party, drink.