This is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor you know, every day, were bombarded with so Much Negative news about coronavirus, that we can forget there is still some sunshine out there, and all we need to do is look. So lets kick off the show with our ray of sunshine. All right, first up, theres some promising news in the search for a vaccine. Oxford university has announced that, thanks to a head start taht they got from their years of research on the mers virus,their covid19 vaccine is already showing positive results and could be available as early as september. And, guys, i can tell you something . Im so excited to get a vaccine the first thing im going to do is make plans with my friends that i have no intention of keeping. We have to do something. Its been too long. We have to catch up. Im already in. Ive been in. Ill see you there. And then i send a lastminute text saying i cant make it, switch off my phone, and stay at home. Ooh, cant wait for the vaccine before you join me in my excitement, theres something you should know. So far, the vaccine has only worked on monkeys. And, honestly, i dont know how to feel about that. Because its our virus, but now were testing it on them. Like, how would we feel if monkeys tested diseases on us, like they did with aids . Heres something no ones thought of if we test the vaccine on monkeys, monkeys could become immune to coronavirus first. Then they get to have haircuts and go bowling, and next thing you know, planet of the apes. Anyway, congratulations to Oxford University on their potential vaccine breakthrough. And congratulations to the university of phoenix for their discovery that you have to peel an orange before you eat it. Keep studying, guys. In other news, everyday we have to deal with the horrible consequences of this pandemic. Its taken away our freedom. Its taken away our social circles. And now its even taken away peoples pants. Cbs and ups say initially want final leg of prescriptions journeys will be done by ground carriers, so people wont be getting their medication dropped out of the sky into their mailbox just yet. But the companies do say they will scale up the program if it is successful, guys. Very cool. We love it, will, thank you. Trevor okay, if i wanted to get my news from a guy not wearing pants, id just go on the subway. And props to the other anchors for playing it cool. Although, it would be great if when they came back to the studio, one of them would be like thanks william. I kind of imagined that report would be. Longer. But this just shows that people are getting too comfortable working from home. Just because youre at home doesnt mean youre not at work, people. And ill be honest, im guilty of this myself, which i am sure some of you noticed if you paid attention to last nights show. Donald trump, you look like an idiod have some self respect and, finally, if youre sick of all the news being only about corona and wish we all had Something Else to talk about, good news. Your wish came true if everything going on right now wasnt odd enough for you, take a look at this the pentagon releasing these videos of what they are calling unidentified aerial phenomenon. They were filmed by some navy pilots the last two decades. The pentagon said they are being released to clear up misconceptions after they were released. But the objects remain unidentified. Trevor okay, fall, no. Second of all, hellll no how is the pentagon going to choose now to tell us that there might have been aliens flying around . Weve got so much shit on our plate right now. I gotta watch the last dance. Apparently, im expected to wash both hands now. I dont have time for anything else and if the aliens arrived now, that would totally suck, because they would land in the middle of times square and be like alien we are here to share our technology and all the secrets oh, i guess this planet is deserted. Well, lets go home. That monkey has a cool hair cut. Some people are trying to come up with theoryes yes they might be here. Some people think they want to kill us. Some think they want to save us. But we dont know. We dont know anything. What if the aliens get here and say, greetings, humans. We do not need anything on this planet. We just came back to retrieve our pet dodos. Dodos. Yes, those are our pets so precious to us. Can we give you chickens instead . Why would we take chickens . We might have killed all the do dos. We dont know why. We just killed them. I assume youve seen john wick, so you know what has to this has to go. All right, thats it for the ray of sunshine. Lets jump into some headlines. Lets kick it off with sweden, the canada of europe. Unlike most countries in the world, sweden decided against a mandatory shutdown, and instead they just told their citizens to be responsible and keep their distance. Now it appears there have been upsides and downsides to this approach. On the downside, sweden has experienced almost triple the deaths of its neighboring countries who did impose lockdowns. But on the upside, the swedish ambassador has now said that stockholm could achieve herd by may. Yeah, and herd immunity is when so many people have immunity the disease cant spread as easily anymore. Its like when so many of your friends have watched a bad tv show that it spares you from having to feel the pain yourself. And if sweden achieves herd immunity, ill be so happy. Although, ill be honest. It always makes me nervous to hear people referred to as a herd. Nothing good ever happens to a herd. Its usually, get that herd into the slaughterhouse its never, i have a bunch of amazon gift cards for that herd so swedens plan is sure to set off a big philosophical debate should countries get slammed by coronavirus quickly and get it over with, or should they try to spread out the pain out over a longer period of time . In other words, is it better to be punched once by mike tyson, or punched 5,000 times by michael cera . Either way, a guy with a funny voice is hitting you. And, look, i hope sweden is right and every other country is wrong, because if they are right, we can end the lockdown and finally get back to our normal lives like, going out to dinner with our friends and oh, i forgot. Ah, i forgot. I have a thing that night. Sorry, i gotta cancel, guys. But lets move on, because while sweden is experimenting with its unconventional strategy, were learning more about President Trumps unconventional strategy of completely ignoring the pandemic as it was brewing. Breaking overnight the Washington Post reports u. S. Intelligence officials warned President Trump about the coronavirus threat in at least 12 classified briefings back in january and february, but the post reports the president failed to register the threat. Trevor yes, its being reported that trump ignored 12 coronavirus warnings in his daily intelligence briefings. Honestly, im not surprised spp if they gave him the information in a briefing, of course he was not going to get it. If you wanted him to get it, you had to make it kid friendly and then it would sink in. trump so the sick duck got all the other duckies sick . He should sit by himself until hes not sick anymore. I get it, sad duck. And, finally, because trump has turned every press briefing into a Joe Biden Campaign ad, you could be forgiven for not remembering that mike pence, Vice President and man from the crosswalk symbol, is technically in charge of the Coronavirus Task team. And yesterday, when he was asked why america just got to the testing levels he promised all the way back in early march, pence had a pretty unconvincing excuse. Reporter mr. Vice president , back in early march, you said wed be at four million tests by the following week. Weve just now got there in the last few days. So what have you learned about what went wrong a month and a half what went wrong over the last month . I appreciate the question, but it represents a misunderstanding on your part and, frankly, a lot of the people in the publics part about the difference between having a test versus the ability to actually process the test. Reporter so when you said four million tests seven weeks ago, you were just talking about tests being sent out not actually being completed . Im a little confused. John, i think precisely correct. Trevor ah, i see what mike pence is saying. pence youre supposed to just have the tests, not use them you know, like a penis. Like, what kind of excuse is that . Mike pence sounds like some kind of weird, shitty dad i promised you kids we could go to disneyland. Not go inside disneyland. Now wave to goofy through the bars. Go on, wave. Oh, and in other mike pence news, today, the Vice President toured the famous mayo clinic to meet with coronavirus patients and doctors, and turns out he didnt wear a mask, yes, at the mayo clinic, which is totally against the rules. In fact, it seems like they told him to and he said he didnt want to wear a mask. I guess he was like, its okay. I dont believe in science. Dude, come on what are you doing . Wear a mask we know you have one at home. We know what youve got, mike. All right, thats it for the headlines. Lets get into the big story. Last month, Congress Passed the paycheck protection program, which set aside 342 billion to help Small Businesses through the pandemic shutdown. Now, before most Small Businesses could get any help, that money disappeared faster than Rudy Guiliani in direct sunlight. And because of this, congress has had to come back with an another 310 billion. But things got off to a rocky start. This morning, millions of Small Businesses are still waiting for relief as delays, technical glitches, and overwhelming demand caused the Small Business administrations portal to crash within minutes of relaunching the new loan funding program, the s. B. A. Revealing twice as many people tried to access the program on monday than at any time during the first round of loans. Many lenders reported not being able to file applications for clients because the Computer System kept crashing. Trevor goddammit, man how come it seems like every time the government builds a website, it crashes immediately. Like, i have never had this problem with my website, picklesinsocks. Com. And dont tell me its because nobody wants to see photos of pickles wearing socks. Its adorable i mean, look at that look at that hes not supposed be wearing that sock because hes a pickle its so funny now, look, computer errors can be fixed. They probably just need to turn it off and turn it back on again. That never works. But theres a bigger problem with the p. P. P. It turns out that one reason Small Businesses havent been able to get their money is that the big businesses have been snapping it up. Reporter weve learned in round one of the p. P. P. , a whopping 870 million went to publicly traded companies. At least 75 companies that were helped are so big that theyre publicly traded, and some had market values greater than 100 million. Some of the nations largest restaurant chains are facing backlash, shake shack returning 10 million it received after public outcry reporter the Los Angeles Lakers organization is the latest notsoSmall Business to return a government loan. The team received more than 4. 5 million in the first round of loans. The lakers are one of the n. B. A. s most profitable franchises, worth more than 4 billion. Trevor yeah, it turns out the companies who are getting a lot of this Small Business loan money are small in the same way that joe exotic is chill. Ill tell you about carol baskin. And how come i cant say the n word . Even the Los Angeles Lakers got some of that Small Business money. And i dont care what anybody says, the lakers do not need 4 million. The knicks need 4 million to bribe their fans to act like they dont see whats going on. Now, its important to remember that although what these Big Companies did was shitty, it wasnt illegal. They saw a chance, a chance to get money and they took it, which is what companies are always going to do. My question is why didnt the government come up with regulations to make sure the money for Small Businesses actually went to Small Businesses . Its like if you put down a bowl of food for a small dog, you have to get the big dog out of the room. Everyone knows that. If you just ask the big dog not eat the food, the dogs gonna be like, ill think about it, but i think better when im full. So instead of keeping the big dogs out, the Treasury Department just left the whole thing up to the banks. And then the banks did what banks do, which is screw over the little guy. Reporter four major banks are already facing a lawsuit alleging they prioritized bigger customers, because those p. P. P. Loans yielded bigger fees for the banks. Reporter the Program Allows banks to prioritize existing customers, particularly those with large credit lines, over Small Businesses or new applicants. Reporter nearly 8,500 of jpmorgans private and commercial Bank Customers who applied were assisted by what some called a concierge banking service. Reporter if you have 25 million and you go to a large bank, the way that theyre going to get your account is with whiteglove service that your corner shop just is not going to have. And that means you dont wait on hold. You dont go through a web portal that doesnt work. You call someone up who picks up the phone and scoots you to the front of the line. Trevor yeah. You cant leave the loan decisions up to the banks. You cant let them take government money and decide who it goes to. Because, unlike a government, a bank is a business. Its always going to take care of its top customers first. So Big Companies werent waiting in line to get the loans. They had direct access to the cash. Its the same way ivanka has direct access to trump, while eric has to call and set up an appointment. By the way, eric, theyre always busy. They will always be busy. So, thats what went wrong with the first round of Small Business loans. And, hopefully, hopefully, the Treasury Departments new rules for the second round of money letwill go to the companies that need it most. But theres a big thing that a lot of people are overlooking many Small Businesses in america are owned by women and black people. And you know what many black owned and womenowned businesses dont have . Preexisting relationships with banks. So if the banks didnt know you before coronavirus, youre definitely not going to be on their radar now. Which is why experts fear that up to 90 of women and minorityowned business could be shut out of the loan program. Now, i dont know how you fix this program overnight, but if youre a woman or a minority who owns a Small Business, i suggest you start practicing your jump shot, because that might be the only way you get some of this government cash. After this short break, Michael Kosta will give us a grand tour of his apartment. So stick around. Well be the fighting spirit is one we all share. Amanda nunes wears hers with pride. From standing up for herself against the doubters, to being the only woman in her mma training gym. 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It was the perfect scheme to allow me to go balls deep into a sea of merlo. But then we all went to shit, so now im stuck taking you on a journey through my apartment. Welcome to bleep , bleep , apartment bleep , larm codes 7978. Come on. Shit my apartment is a beautiful land of two bedrooms and one bathroom, world renowned for its natural light, its high ceilings, and its access to nearby parks, which i can no longer visit. It was colonized in 2017, after i was evicted from my previous homeland for, according to my parents, being 36. But despite their ageism, i have moved on. And now i enjoy this apartment immensely, especially its culinary delights. Here, in the centrally located kitchen, there are over three cereals to choose from, including oat bran for when locals here are feeling a little irregular. When youre in the kitchen, sample the national drink of my apartment, homebrewed kombucha, which locals praise as not as disgusting as it looks. In the middle of this bustling marketplace is an ancient heating device. A word of caution to visitors, though keep away unless you really know what youre doing. bleep who left this bleep on while youre here, be sure to visit the Michael Kosta museum of art and minor accomplishments, located on a neoclassical ikea dresser, it hold myself many prized treasures, like this autographed Regis Philbin christmas cd. And behold the crown jewel of the collection, a rare golden emmy. Although, relentless critics like my wife point out that its a regional emmy. But thats fine. She can tear down others so she feels better. Even though it looks and weighs exactly the same as a really emmy six pounds, 12 ounces. But whos counting . Anyway, this apartment is also home it a worldclass wildlife preserve. Arrange your guided tour to take in these amazing animals that this north american havenesesprks minischnauzer rescue mix. Here we have the pipe room. If youre a fan of pipes, you gotta check it out. Any time you need to get to the pipes, you go here. I i dont know what any of this stuff does. Lets move on. Here, we have a window where. Why are those kids playing outside . Hey, kids its a Global Pandemic jesus christ does anybody enforce the rules anymore. When can i go outside . echoing when can i go outside . What day is it . Is there such thing as time . Have i ever truly been alive . Who am i. Did i leave the stove on . Is my dog my master echoing my master, my master. I hope you enjoyed the strange and wonderful land that is Michael Kosta. Join me next week as well be exploring the bizarre sights, sounds, and odors of my buildings hallway. Until then, im Michael Kosta. bleep . bleep . Trevor thanks for that, kosta. When we come back, my guest will be illinois senator tammy duckworth. 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And, were going to need some help with the rest. Youve worked so hard to achieve so much. Perhaps its time to partner with someone who knows you and your business well enough to understand what your wealth is really for. vo what does it mean to be americas most Reliable Network . Right now it means helping those who serve stay connected to their families. Theyre on the frontlines every day giving the most they can. So verizon wants to give them something back. Introducing our best pricing ever. 30 per line for all nurses, teachers, first responders, military, and their families. Not for a few months, but for as long as they need. Because the people we rely on deserve a network they can rely on. Trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Earlier today, i got the chance to speak to illinois senator tammy duckworth. Y she serbs on a Bipartisan Task force on opening the economy. Thank you for joining us on the the daily social distance show. Its good to be on from afar. Trevor very far. Lets talk about the interesting world that you are a part of right now. As a senator, are you part of some of the biggest decisions that America Needs to make during this crucial time. You have to make those decisions by voting. Im confused right now as to whether senators are coming back into session or not coming into session. Because it seems like theres a lot of contradictory information. I i i do you know what youre doing yet . We do not know what were doing yet. I will tell you that we can pass this legislation by unanimous consent. Thats how we passed the latest bill that just passed last week, as long as its a bipartisan compromise and we all agree on it, we can actually pass it with unanimous consent. Nobody is objecting. It can paz without people fizzily being in the room. I was on four zoom calls already today, only one of which was a preschool class for my fiveyearold. Were actively working every day. But the legislation doesnt actually physically require us to be there, unless somebody objects and says, we want people to physically cast a vote. Trevor right. Is there any reason anyone would have to want people to specifically cast a vote during this time . It feels like an unnecessary risk for so many senators and their staff to be coming to d. C. To cast votes that they can be doing digitally and in video form . The votes can be done unanimously. We have a couple of senators, from virginia and maryland, can go on the floor. Actually, Mitch Mcconnell can present the vote by unanimous consent. No one objects, and then it just passes, which is what happened with covid 3. 5. We dont physically need to be there. Its a dog and pony show that Mitch Mcconnell wants to put on by calling everybody back. Thats the bestcase scenario. The worstcase scenario is calling everybody back to vote on unqualified judges to statistic courts. Trevor its rare we see bipartisan anything from americas government these days. Why do you think everyone is behind this bill, and what do you think the importance of this bill is . What do you hope it will achieve . Well, there are several things that i want it to achieve. First, we need to get money to the hospitals. All these hospitals, these first responders, the folks on the front lines, need the money to keep operating. I talked yesterday to 38 hospitals in illinois, rural hospitals. Theyre on the verge of collapse. They need the money in order to keep operating and serving their communities. We need to make sure that we get money into the system for our Small Businesses. In illinois, 95 of our employers are Small Businesses. Theyre drowning, and the last bill that we passed, many of the big banks gaimed the system and actually sent money to large corporations that didnt need it. In this version, we are we put guardrails around it and set aside money to go to Small Business and. Very important for business in the south side of chicago, minorityowned businesses that need this money just to survive. And third, we need to make sure we are able to reopen the economy for there to be an economy to reopen. Lets take care of the first responders. Lets make sure there is testing. Lets make sure there is money for Small Business. And that is something i think we can all agree on. Trevor it really feels like more than ever citizens need the protection that their government can afford them. Because, you know, were learning so many things about how the coronavirus adversely affects communities. Are you a senator representing illinois. Chicago is one of the hardest hit cities in america. And what weve also learned in chicago is, just like in many places in america, it is disproportionately affecting black and Brown Community wheres were starting to see the adverse effects of the world they lived in beforehand, being exacerbated by coronavirus. Are there any laws or any legislation that anyone is proposing that will try and help those people specifically . It feels like a lot of laws get written almost with blinders on. But there comes a point where people say, do, we fix the problem or do we act like the problem isnt affecting . In a different way to others . You put your finger right on it, trevor, and its something i have been working on. Last year i started the Environmental Justice caucus in the senate because the black and brown communities in and around chicago, for example, are the ones that have disproportionate location of polluting industries. Its where these black communities are where we put the communities that pollute the air and environment. We have skyrocketing rates of asthma among African American kids in chicago. If you go from the loop in chicago and go down 10 l. Stops which is what we call a subway the Life Expectancy drops 10 years. Thats unacceptable. We need to address these issues. With the covid19, African Americans, for example are, 15 of our population in illinois, but theyre 43 of the cases of covid19, not just because whereof they live and the higher rates of illnesses that they have, but its lack of access to healthcare, and its the jobs that theyre holding. Theatre janitors. Theyre the people working in the nursing homes. Theyre the people doing the really hard work that keeps our society going. Ive working on several issues. I have been working on Environmental Justice to make sure we clean up the environment in our black and brown communities and give them the same rates of flaeks we do for our more affluent suburbs. And then we also need to make sure that we protect those workers who are on the front lines. We cant forget about the folks who are working the mcdonalds drivethrough right now. They need a living wairnlg, and we need to support them. We cant forget about the janitors cleaning the hospitals right now. They need to be protected as well. Trevor a group that definitely needs protection right now, not just for themselves but the health of the economy in america is Small Businesses. Un, weve been talking about how this loan program was meant to invigorate Small Business and to keep them afloat during the coronavirus shutdown. But as you said, big businesses got the money because banks found a way to game the system. Now, i know the treasury has put in some guidelines for this next round of funding. But is there going to be any any are there going to be any ramifications . Like, you know, is anyone going to ask questions about where the money went, who the money went to . Are companies that didnt need the money going to be forced to give the money back . How is that working . I am joining a group of senators in a letter requesting exactly that. Where did the money. Trevor g . How did those people get the money . Was it just because they all had relationships with wells fargo or chase or went through Small Community banks and i want to break it down by industry as well so we know the money is going out across the board to lots of Different Industries so its not just one industry getting a bulk of the money. In the 3. 5 bill we put guidelines around it so a lot of this money would go through Small Community banks and Credit Unions and the like. Those are more likely to lend to Small Businesses, to mom and pop stores, that sort of thing. And in the next bill, covid 4, that were negotiating, we making sure we double down on that. And i want to go back and take a explook see how exactly did the Trump Administration distribute this money. Because, you know, i just i dont trust the department of treasury under the Trump Administration very much, unfortunately. I mean, i wish i could, but i just worry that they are not doing things, where theyre favoring Small Businesses as opposed to large corporations. Trevor lets talk a little bit about the coronavirus itself. We hear about task forces. We hear about teams that are working together. At one point, i hrmd you were part of a team, but i havent seen you as part of that team. And, again, forgive me, but i dont understand. Are you part of the Corona Task Force that is deciding when to reopen the economy . Yes, i am part of the task force to reopen the economy. Dick durbin and i are two senators from the same state to be on the task force. It was a surprise to me. I wasnt asked. Im glad to be on it. Im going to be pushing hard to make sure before we open the economy in any way we have enough testing, both for when people are positive but also Contact Tracing and make sure we can open the economy and not have to shut it back down again. How devastating would it be, trevor, if we let everybody out, and have another wave of covid positive and shut it back down. They think would be worse for our economy. Our task force has only met once. We had one phone call, 45 minutes spent with trump boasting how agreement our testing was, and that other countries were calling us asking for to us give themselves tests. All of which were not true. When asked, how many tests do we need for the country . The Trump Administration had no answer. On a separate call with Vice President pence we asked him the same thing. This is a basic math problem. You need to know how many tests we need to have. For example, israel tests their frontline healthcare workers every three days. You can do the basic math and figure out how many tests you need. They dont how many tests they have or how theyre projected to have them. Its very frustrating work with this administration. Its why i pushed so hard to use the defense production act. Im writing new language right now to include Pandemic Response in the defense production act for testing supplies and pendemics as well. Trevor changing gears before i let you go, you were the senator who made news for being the first senator to bring their child to work with them. It was inspiring and it was amazing because there you were at work with your child. Once again you are at work your child, but both at home. And now youre at school with your child. It has been quite a journey for yourself and your family, being the mother of two young kids. What has the hardest part of home schooling spending the full day with them been . Wcial the hardest part is really i want to spend all my time with them. Home schooling i think is probably the hardest part. Im home schooling my daughter every day. And i had Great Respect for hir teachers before and our educators before, but right now, i mean, i will kiss her teachers feet, because i am i am blown away by how hard our educators work and how tough it is. So im trying to home school my daughter. But let me just say something, trevor. I have i have a job. My job is paying me a salary. I cannot imagine what it must be like you know, i can imagine because my dad was in his 50 when is he lost his job and my family was on fooled stamps and we didnt have enough to eat. There are a lot of families right now in this country that are hurting who need help. And thats what im focused on right now. So, yeah, its tough home schooling my daughter, but its nowhere near as hard as the janitor who has to go show up and clean up the hospital who doesnt have the ability to home school her child. And now her salary doesnt make ends meet, and how is she going to get enough food for her family . Thats the family im focused on. My family will be fine, im worried about the working families out there. Trevor senator duckworth, thank you so much for your time and good luck with the home schooling. Thank you. Trevor stick around, the plays in the background. ] we are running our covid19 Technology Response on teams. Teams has given us the possibility to continue to innovate. To continue business, and to react and to decide action. Bringing up video visits and accomplishing 14,000 visits in a matter of a few weeks. Loreal since the first day has decided to convert its facilities to produce hand sanitizer. I can bring them in, i can actually share my screen and show the xrays. Completely agree that this is going to be a game changer for medicine. The university is not only teaching. Its research, its building up projects, its creating culture. We care about keeping london safe. Keeping the Police Service going. Were living on teams. Its as simple as that. Trevor well, thats our show for tonight. 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