Kids and social media. Facebook unveiled its messenger kids app for children 13 and under. Parents must approve who children chat with through their own facebook accounts. Parents say many children are too young to process social media interaction. Trevor i think donald trump proved adults arent able to process social media access as well. laughter i dont know if this is a good idea about kids having social media. Maybe im bitter because no ones biting on childrens linkedin idea just because of child labor laws. Whatever. They should make separate apps for kids. An uber for kids. Someone rides you on a tricycle from one side of the playground to the other. Timmy, you the one with the big wheel . Which one . Six big wheels shazam, a nursery rhyme, you want to know the artist, oh, mother dwoos, yeah we can have an acially madison for kids audience reacts trevor is that an aw, really . Im going to put it in my ooh jar. Okay. Put it away and save it for later. applause its actually madison for kids. You discreetly find another mom to pack your snacks and your mom never has to know about it. laughter moving from the youngest americans to toldest, congress. Dodged by Sexual Harassment allegations the longestserving member of Congress Representative john conyers today announcing he was retiring effective immediately. Trevor ooh, the longestserving member in congress. Interesting story do you want to see the longest member in congress may also be how he started his staff meetings. laughter so conyers will now go back to detroit, and he told his staff that if anyone wants to come with him, he can give them a mustache ride. laughter the crazy part, while stepping down, conyers endorsed his son john conyers iii who is running to replace him, which seems suspicious, especially when you see the picture of the young conyers. Im just, like, uh, yeah, yeah. I dont know about that. So while the house is losing a democrat due to Sexual Misconduct, the senate might be adding a republican pedophile because in one week the people of alabama will head to the polls to choose between an alleged child molester and a democrat. Yeah. For them, for them, thats a real catch22. Although we are talking about roy moore, so its technically a catch14, i guess, if you prefer it that way. audience reacts ive got the jar. Im going to be here all day. Take that, put it in. Ill be here all day. applause oh, and another group is wrestling hard with the race, the National Republican party. After multiple women accused moore of Sexual Misconduct, they were quick to take a stand. A growing number of Top Republicans now saying moore should drop out. If he cares about the values and people he claims to care about, then he should step aside. I believe the women, yes. I think he should step aside. I think it would be best if roy should step aside. Pressure mounting on roy moore to drop out of the Alabama Senate race. The r. N. C. Joining the committee and pulling funding from his campaign. Trevor damn, the republicans didnt just condemn him, they actually pulled money out of roy moores campaign. Yeah, you know they must hate a thing when they treat it like medicaid. None for you laughter and theres no surprise the g. O. P. Would disown roy moore because even a month in, his scandal keeps getting worse. Eight women have accused moore of a range of inappropriate behavior including two who said moore sexually assaulted them when they were teenagers. Beverly young nelson says moore signed her year book shortly before the alleged assault calling her a beautiful girl. Debby Wesson Gibson says she was 17 and moore was in his 30s when they dated. She says he penned this note to her when she graduated from high school. Let me state once again i do not know any of these women, did not date any of these women, have not engaged in any Sexual Misconduct with anyone. I felt like this was the first thing that ive seen that i know personally for a fact to be a lie from his mouth, and hes spewing the lie from the pulpit of a church. Trevor roy moore told this lie standing in a church. That is disgusting and also efficient. laughter committing sin in the same place you are forgiven. Yeah. Its like eating on the toilet. It makes sense. It makes sense. applause now, you see, thats another reason the Republican Party disavowed moore. He had no reasonable defense. Even the people he pays to defend him cant come up with anything better than this if he did date a teenager, he didnt know about it. I cant tell you how many times i have been on a date and didnt ask a girl how old she was especially after i asked their momma if i could date em laughter trevor i know its rude to ask a lady her age but if shes wearing a dora the explorer backpack, maybe you want to do a little homework before you help her with hers. Yeah. laughter and if you ask a woman and her response is this many, maybe wait a decade or two, yeah. But lets entertain the defense. Theres no way roy moore could have known their age. Yeah, thats plausible, except for the fact he literally signed their High School Year books that is the book of underage thats the o. G. Kids facebook, people youre signing the thing cheers and applause so with all of that, with all of that, the Republican Party did the right thing, and abandoned roy moore. The only thing was Republican Voters clearly didnt get the memo. Republican roy moore with a sixpoint advantage over Democrat Doug Jones among likely alabama voters. His team claiming momentum is on their side despite the Sexual Misconduct allegations that rocked his campaign. Doug jones is spending a lot of money on television, a lot of money on radio. With about a week left in the contest, it appears to be a dead heat. Trevor how is this possible . You know, honestly, if doug jones cant beat someone with that many allegations from minors, he should have to go door to door introducing himself to his neighbors. He should have to say, hi, my name is doug jones and i legally have to tell you i lost an election to an accused child molester. Shame on you, sir timmy, lock the door ill deal with this man how did you lose . its so crazy to me after all this roy moore still has supporters. What kind of person would be so morally degenerate that they would actually back this man . The president making the call from air force one to officially endorse moore, who is accused of molesting teenage girls. Roy moore denies it. Thats all i can say, and bay the way he totally denies it. Trevor trump tweeted, go get em roy thats a thing you dont want to tell a man who chases young girls, go get em, roy go get em applause and you know whats funny in all this disgustingness is that earlier in the race trump doesnt even endorse roy moore. Back then roy moores reputation was a biblethumping defender of christian values. Then the Sexual Misconduct comes out and trumps, like, my man america, huh . This guy bleep , am i right . Yeah laughter if youre the Republican Party, what do you do in this situation . Do you go with trump and his pedopal . Thats exactly what you do. The r. N. C. Has jumped back into the race in support of moore. I support him and will support him. Regardless to have the allegations . Thats correct. Do you believe judge moore should be in the senate . Im going to let the people of alabama make the call. Trevor bababa you can see mitch almost choked on his puke there for a moment but then remembered who he was, bababa the pouch is for holding the vomit for all the decisions he makes. I realized that essentially donald trump has set the Republican Party free. Yeah, hes basically their christian gray. The playboy billionaire who came along and was, like, im going to show you republicans who you really are deep down on the inside. Because republicans were, like, were the party of conservatism and family values. We dont say bad things and donald was, like, why dont you just grab em by the pussy . Oh, we cant do that, donald hes, like, come on, its just locker room talk. Theyve, like, i guess. We cant submit on the deficit, its destroying the nation. He said, ill show you the debt with the capital d. Ooh, donald, the debt is so good just give it to me, baby well be right back cheers and applause that was just aight for me. Yo, checi mean,t dawg. You got the walk. You got the stance. But i wasnt really feeling it. You know what, im not buying this. You gotta come a little harder dawg. You gotta figure it out. Eh, i dont know. Shaky on the walk, carriage was off. Randy jackson judging a dog show. I dont know dawg. Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money lisa saved by switching to geico. Wow performance of the night. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Music laying train whistle blowing i want a rabbit. What about you . Well, i want an iphone. Make sure you get that on verizon. Its the most awarded network ever. And if anyone asks, i want a bigger train next year. vo give the gift of any iphone and get up to 300 off. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. You know, these days, its hard not to feel like the world is ending. North korean missiles, rising sea levels, and weve just entered the sixth season of vanderpump rules, which may be why theres a new group worried about armageddon. Desi lydic has more. Doomsday preppers. Theyre a paranoid army of conservative, right wing patriots. Angry at the liberal establishment and arming themselves to the teeth for the apocalypse. Its time to be prepared. We can fight off a tyrannical government. Meaning this guy. I went deep into the wilderness to meet rick austin, a veteran right wing prepper who believes Hillary Clinton is running the biggest Crime Syndicate in the world. So hes fortified himself in an offthegrid compound because doomsday could be just around the corner. And hes serious, even with his guy in office. But now theres a new type joining the race, a fringe of antigovernment reactionaries. I am a liberal prepper. You cant trust the government with your rights rmpleghts you sure youre not a conservative . Yes. Whats the msnbc lineup. Rachel maddow, chris matthews, my cay ca mica kaczyn. Very good. We protected his identity because hes worried. Under trump, this could end up being a modern civil war. But there cant be that big a difference between the two camps of survivalists. Surely the right wing has a few more years to prep but theyre basically on the same side. Liberals will be the first too die because they are afraid of guns. How many guns did you buy. I have no guns. Seriously. A baton, 28 and threequarters inches, it slices and a chops. Where you preparing for the apocalypse . This is absolutely practical. You need this. Thats the stupidest thing ive heard of. You draw that. Bang, youre de. Youre not accounting for the 30 seconds where youre, like, whoa, cool sword. Bang. Luckily our liberal prepper was trained. Im not trained with it. Youre not trained. Not at all. At leaststudied kung fu panda. If you spin around like a tornado, you can suck your enemies in towards the blade and slice them to bits. So conservatives are definitely more well armed but prepping is also about surprise right . You need a backpack. A camo backpack full of food and shelter and oh, right, a vibrator. Its not a vibrator. Personal massager. The cats. The cats are the first thing i would abandoned in an apocalypse. In all sincerity, you might have to eat one. Seriously . Mmhmm. He was prepared. In addition to the bag, an escape plan. My tail is to hi tail to it the west side of the rockies and meet the other people who had the same plan. Yes, have you talked to anyone else about this plan . No. Shouldnt part of prepping be finding out if other people have this plan if its dependent on that . Yes, but talking about your plan is typically not what a prepper would do. You wouldnt go on national tv and talk about it . No. laughter but kung fu panda isnt the only liberal prepper. The movement is catching fire. A help l. A. Survival company is selling 5,000 luxury bugout bags. Who would buy that . Ben affleck is a client. Ben affleck has a client . Yeah. When batman as a doomsday back were bleep . His bag had nothing but necessities. Caviar and champagne coozie. After i dropped five gs i was ready to show rick austin that liberals can be just as prepared for the apocalypse as conservatives. Thats useless, worthless, wont work, wont work, thats a piece of bleep . This, poker. Thats the most useless thing ive seen. Ill play online poker. With what . Uh, my phone. In a doomsday scenario, the phones already dead. Its okay, i was going to upgrade it to the 8, anyway. How would a conservative replace my badass liberal survival bag . I can show you how to ced up a shelter. Im going to crawl down in here. How long do you have to stay under there . We can stay under here and sleep all night if you want to. Cool, ill keep prepping. What was that . You could live in this indefinitely. Yeah. It will keep you warm and safe. Thats so cool. Part of prepping is exhausting. If the world is sending, cant both sides prep together . As rick prepared ramen noodles and was determined to give it one last shot. Maybe in the apocalypse there wont be on served and liberals, there will just be people that survive. Exactly, and dead liberals. Right. I think the noodles are done. So am i. Trevor desi lydic, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause music playing bye scout where is it you wanna go . Where is it you wanna go . Check it out oh, dude. Im sending it to him. Where is it you wanna go . Where is it you wanna go . Where is it you wanna go . Where is it you wanna go . Thank you. Where is it you wanna go . Where is it you wanna go . Hey hey. Whatcha doin on your computer . Whats a computer . And roomba from irobot gets to work using two multisurface brushes and powerlifting suction to grab and remove everything from fine dust to large debris. Daily dirt doesnt stand a chance. You and roomba from irobot. Better together. 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The thing about Vladimir Putin, we think of him as this omniscient, only nip tent villain mastermind whos detail oriented, but actually he thinks in very shortterm ways and a lot of his victories are peeric victories and you see what happened to the olympics. Russia had a plan to get every single athlete doping and into the olympics and could be banned because of it. Is it basically how russia rolls, cheat in elections and everything. Is this a putin thing or a russian thing . Its kind of a russian thing. Trevor its cultural . Yeah, you live in a society where everything is stacked against you, like the laws are all written in a way that theres a law to contradict every single other law and you can get in trouble at any point, so you have to survive by constantly kind of getting around things, and at the government level, i dont know, this olympic thing reminded me of talking to an old c. I. A. Guy who used to work on russia stuff and hes, like, the russians were always playing threedimensional chess and devising these elaborate operations, and we were off being the u. S. , who cares about you guys, but you had to kind of let them know you saw them doing the 3d chess or theyd get upset and do worse stuff. You had to be, wow, thats nice. Good job. Trevor soundless like spice and more like toddlers. Wow looking at you rigging our elections wow good job. Trevor thats what we have to do . I subscribe to russia more as the teenage boy theory. Trevor interesting. How do they see it . Everyone absorbs a story from this side of the world. What do russians think about what russia may or may not have done in americas election . I think they think weve lost your damn minds, which we have a little bit. Trevor right. So even the people who acknowledge that the russians interfere in our elections, which we know they did, even those russians are, like, come on, we didnt throw your election. You guys created trump, fox news, steve bannon, a stupid electoral college. You know, you created a racist backlash the first black president and theyre totally right. The russians didnt create any of that or make 60some Million People vote for him, and we have to take a hard look at ourselves and ask ourselves why hes our president. Trevor its interesting you say that because it feels like there is a disconnect at times between prince journalism and tell investigation, but it is difficult to get people into the story that is the weeds of what percentage of which tax cut will go to which person. Do you think people could do a better job of that . Do they have to ignore the russia story and go Michael Flynn is not a big thing . Oh, no, no, it is a big thing. We have a hostile Foreign Government who interfered in one of the most sacred things we do as a country, right . Trevor right. And we have to get to the bottom of that. We have to figure out who did what that was illegal, especially if there was then an obstruction of justice, and we have to think about it as a National Security issue as opposed to will this story, will this headline make trump resign tomorrow. Trevor interesting. Looking at it as a National Security story and not as he will resign tomorrow, you dont think hell quit after the tax cuts . I dont think hell quit if hes not reelected. Trevor oh, wow. laughter wow, that was terrifying. I just got goosebumps and in a bad way. Thank you very much for that. Thank you so much for coming to the show. cheers and applause please come back and see us again. What putin really wants is in the januaryfebruary issue of the atlantic which will be out next week. Julia ioffe, everybody. Well be right back cheers and applause hello, aloe. 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The good news is 2017 isnt over yet. Ive picked a random trump tweet from this year, and i want all opposers to retweet a. S. A. P. Here it is president andrew jackson, who died 16 years before the civil war started, saw it coming and was angry. laughter would never have let it happen ye
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