In the early 1970s, rock music mellowed out and showed a softer side. Singersongwriters, acoustic guitars, and sunkissed melodies took over the airwaves, and the sound of soft rock was born. Do i ride like the wind . Ride like the wind gonna take a lot of love to change the way things are thats how much i feel feel for you, baby how much i need i need your touch david cause thats how much i feel feel for you, baby how much i need i need your touch david hi, im david pack from the band, ambrosia, and im thrilled to be here to be able to share with you one of my favorite styles of music. It came out of Southern California in the early 1970s. It was mellow and melodic, and weve come to know it as soft rock. Baby, ima want you baby, ima need you youre the only one i care enough to hurt about hello, its me ive thought about it for a long, long time sarah, smile wont you smile awhile for me, sarah . David soft rock is the kind of music thats perfect for lifes most meaningful moments. Whether its a candlelit dinner, a beach sunset, or relaxing with friends on a lazy afternoon, its music that just makes you feel good. If i could fly id pick you up id take you into the night i just want to stop and tell you what i feel about you, babe i just want to stop ive been through the desert on a horse with no name it felt good to be out of the rain david these songs take me back to some great times. But before i go any further, let me introduce my cohost, megan gunning. Megan hi, david. This is such an honor to be here with you. You have performed, written, and produced so many great records over the years. David thanks, megan. Its been a great ride. Megan david, the 1970s and 1980s were the golden era of soft rock. David every time you turned on the radio, you heard incredible hits, songs with a great, laidback sound. Why dont we steal away why dont we steal away into the night . Megan theres such a special vibe and mood that comes with soft rock. David music that gives you that smooth and easy feeling. Sailing away takes me away to where ill always be you are the woman that i always dreamed of i knew it from the start megan wow, these songs still sound so good. David they really do. So if you love classic soft rock songs as much as i do, sit back and relax as we take a musical trip through the softer side of rock. Ive been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life for the first time ever, all the biggest and best soft rock hits of all time are together. Time life proudly presents the best of soft rock. Megan david, lets go back to when this sound started, the early 1970s. David i remember growing up in Southern California and driving around on many warm summer nights, listening to this mellow classic from bread. And if youre wondering what this all is leading to i want to make it with you Summer Breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the jasmine in my mind all i need is the air that i breathe and to love you megan by the mid1970s, soft rock was everywhere. David some artists took the soft rock sound and gave it a mystical and dreamy quality. Im not in love so dont forget it its just a silly phase im going through dream weaver i believe you can get me through the night you know sometime youre bound to leave her but for now youre going to stay in the year of the cat david soft rock was born in the grooves of black vinyl, albums of two sides and great covers. Megan and in 1976, just about everyone had this album. I want you to show me the way every day give me the beat, boys and free my soul i want to get lost in your rock n roll and drift away david also in the late 1970s, some artists put a soulful spin on the soft rock sounds. Megan and gave us timeless hits, like this one by boz scaggs. Youre going to come back around to the sad, sad truth to the dirty lowdown what a fool believes do you see . The wise man has the power shes gone, shes gone oh, i got to learn how to face you david you know, megan, even back then, some people liked a fine wine while others liked a cold beer. Megan but in 1979, it seemed like everyone was reaching for something a little different. If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain baby, come back any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you megan imagine 150 of the very best soft rock hits, together in one collection, including some of those really hardtofind classics. This is music that lifts your spirits and warms your heart. David its filled with over nine hours of what i think is the greatest music ever made. Megan and now its your chance to bring this music back into your life and have it whenever you want. And getting it is as easy as picking up the phone. Now, for the first time ever, all of the most unforgettable soft rock hits are together. Time life proudly presents the best of soft rock. If you leave me now youll take away the biggest part of me ooh, no, baby please dont go i want to know what love is i want you to show me you will relive all your memories from top 40 radio and your favorite 45s. Youll get 150 original soft rock hits by artists like christopher cross, air supply, bread, boz scaggs, rod stewart, hall and oates, the doobie brothers, and kenny loggins. This is it make no mistake where you are the things we do for love the things we do for love the things we do for love wake up, maggie i think ive got something to say to you its late september and i really should be back at school no downloading, no searching for songs. No trying to remember your favorite artists. We did all that for you. Just open the box and enjoy over nine hours of the greatest soft rock songs ever. Sunrise theres a new sun arising i can feel a new horizon that will keep me realizing youre the biggest part of me diamond girl, you sure do shine theres a warm wind blowing the stars around and id really love to see you tonight youll also receive, for no additional charge, this 32page booklet containing pictures and Great Stories about the artists and these phenomenal songs. I keep forgetting were not in love anymore i keep forgetting things will never be the same again you know its you, babe whenever i get weary and ive had enough one more night give me one more night one more night this is a musthave collection for any fan of the 1970s and 1980s. And if you order now, you can own all the fantastic music in the best of soft rock collection for just five payments of 26. 99 each. Thats less than . 90 a song. Well, i keep on thinking about you sister golden hair surprise and i just cant live without you cant you see it in my eyes . Im all out of love im so lost without you i know you were right believing for so long im all out of love and thats not all. If you call in the next 18 minutes, well send you an additional cd absolutely free. 14 more soft rock classics. We will go dancing in the dark walking through the park and reminiscing these dreams go on when i close my eyes every second of the night i live another life but wait, it gets even better. If you order today, well pay your shipping and handling. Thats a savings of nearly 15. Sarah, sarah storms are brewing in your eyes and heres the best part. Call now and time life will deliver this phenomenal collection risk free. If its not the best collection youve ever heard, send it back and well refund your purchase price. So order now and get the best of soft rock, your free bonus cd, and Free Shipping and handling. Thats a total savings of 44. 98. This unbelievable offer is only available right here, so call now. Megan welcome back to the best of soft rock. David this is music that brings back so many good memories. Megan great people. David and great places. Ventura highway in the sunshine where the days are longer the nights are stronger than moonshine we had it all just like bogey and bacall starring in our own late, late show sailing away to key largo when you get caught between the moon and new york city i know its crazy but its true aruba, jamaica ooh, i want to take you to bermuda, bahama come on, pretty mama megan you know, david, there were some amazing female singers and songwriters creating soft rock hits. David like linda ronstadt, ricky lee jones, and kim carnes. Megan and no one delivered a song with more passion than bonnie tyler. Its a heartache nothing but a heartache hits you when its too late youre no good youre no good youre no good baby, youre no good im gonna say it again with more love and more joy chuck e. s in love chuck e. s in love david some artists explored the more romantic side of soft rock. Megan and gave us some true classics. All by myself dont wanna be i cant live if living is without you i cant live i would give anything i own give up my life, my heart, my home i fooled around and fell in love i fooled around and fell in love megan it seems like every song in this collection tells a great story. David some of the most memorable hits were written and performed by two pianoplaying legends, billy joel and elton john. Ohh daniel, my brother you are older than me do you still feel the pain . Sing us a song youre the piano man sing us a song tonight megan soft rock may have had its roots in America David but artists from england and australia gave us their unique take on this smooth and mellow sound. Its so funny how we dont talk anymore i am the eye in the sky looking at you i can read your mind have you heard about the lonesome loser . Beaten by the queen of hearts every time i never did give nothing to the tin man that he didnt, didnt already have megan david, its amazing to hear all these songs again. So many of them just arent played on the radio anymore. David and if you want to buy them, good luck finding them in stores, or even finding a record store. Megan thats right. And lets face it, im not going to search online, download, and burn my own cds. David i know. Thats what makes the best of soft rock incredible. On and on she just keeps on trying and just smiles when she feels like crying dust in the wind all we are is dust in the wind megan this collection is unbelievable. 150 fantastic songs that make 150 fantastic memories. Youll put on these cds and never have to push the skip button. Now this music and all those memories will come alive again. And youre just a phone call away from having the best of soft rock for your very own. Now, for the first time ever, all the most unforgettable soft rock hits are together. Time life proudly presents the best of soft rock. I ride like the wind minute by minute by minute by minute i keep holding on youll get all the feelgood hits, the best singersongwriters, the classic love songs, the soft rock superstars, and so much more. This is the music that made soft rock pure magic. Saturday in the park i think it was the fourth of july im lost in love and i dont know much but im thinking about we fell out of touch meet you all the way roseanna, yeah meet you all the way take the cds with you in the car, play them around the house, upload them and put them on your ipod. Youll enjoy them everywhere. Its over nine hours of the greatest soft rock songs ever. Thats how much i feel feel for you, baby how much i need well, i need your touch i cant fight this feeling anymore ive forgotten what i started fighting for im in you youre in me im in you all 150 songs are the original hits by the original artists. And theyre all digitally remastered to give you studioperfect sound. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah i love you more than i can say and i would do anything for love oh, i would do anything for love oh, i would do anything for love this is a musthave collection for any fan of the 1970s and 1980s. And if you order now, you can own all of the fantastic music in the best of soft rock collection for just five payments of 26. 99 each. Thats less than . 90 a song. Longer than there have been fishes in the ocean higher than any bird ever flew i need you like the flower needs the rain you know i need you and if you call in the next 10 minutes, well send you an additional cd absolutely free, 14 more soft rock classics. Sad eyes, turn the other way i dont want to see you cry i go crazy when i look in your eyes i still go crazy but wait, thats not all. If you order today, well pay your shipping and handling. Thats a savings of nearly 15. Why dont we steal away . Why dont we steal away into the night . Remember, this collection is not available in stores, so call now and get the greatest collection of soft rock hits ever assembled. Megan as soft rock moved into the 1980s, we were introduced to new stars. David like christopher cross, who won a grammy with this feel good number one smash. Sailing takes me away to where i always living inside myself living inside this shell and i dont know how you do it making love out of nothing at all david also in the 1980s, some artists put aside their guitars and plugged in their synthesizers. Megan and gave us unique classics, like this one from the cars. Whos going to drive you home tonight . I aint missing you at all missing you since you been gone away minute by minute by minute by minute i keep holding on david soft rock songs generally tend to focus on things like love and relationships. Megan david, you cowrote one of those great romantic hits. David jack wagner, also known for his role as frisco jones on the soap opera general hospital, did a great job of singing it. All i need is just a little more time once upon a time there was light in my life but now theres only love in the dark nothing i can say a total eclipse of the heart i wanna kiss you all over and over again megan in the early 1990s, some artists carried on the soft rock sound inspired by music of the 1970s. David great lyrics, sweet harmonies, and beautiful songs never go out of style. Just paint a picture about how its going to be walking in memphis i was walking with my feet 10 feet off beale more than words is all you have to do to make it real megan this music is timeless. Its so good in so many ways. David theyre what i call feelgood songs. Megan and this one felt so good, it became the theme song for the entire Abc Tv Network in the 1970s. Youre still the one i want to talk to in bed still the one that turns my head were still having fun and youre still the one im all out of love im so lost without you i know you were right believing for so long ive been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life megan david, this really is a fantastic collection. David you know, its simply the best and most complete collection of soft rock hits ever put together. Hearts can break and never mend together when you see a chance take it megan now, dont go looking for the best of soft rock in stores. Its only available right here. Just call the number on your screen or order online. Listen in your home, and if it isnt the best collection youve ever heard, simply send it back and well refund your purchase price. Thats how much we know youll love it. So dont wait, call now. Now, for the first time ever, all the most unforgettable soft rock hits are together. Time life proudly presents the best of soft rock. If you leave me now youll take away the biggest part of me ooh, no, baby please dont go i want to know what love is i want you to show me you will relive all your memories from top 40 radio and your favorite 45s. Youll get 150 original soft rock hits by artists like christopher cross, air supply, bread, boz skaggs, rod stewart, hall and oates, the doobie brothers, and kenny loggins. This is it make no mistake where you are this is it the things we do for love the things we do for love the things we do for love wake up, maggie i think i got something to say to you its late september and i really should be back at school no downloading, no searching for songs. No trying to remember your favorite artists. We did all that for you. Just open the box and enjoy over nine hours of the greatest soft rock songs ever. Sunrise theres a new sun arising i can see a new horizon that will keep me realizing youre the biggest part of me Summer Breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the jasmine in my mind youll also receive, for no additional charge, this 32page booklet containing pictures and Great Stories about the artists and these phenomenal songs. I keep forgetting were not in love anymore i keep forgetting things will never be the same again you know its you, babe whenever i get weary and ive had enough one more night give me one more night this is a musthave collection for any music fan. And if you order now, you can own all the fantastic music in the best of soft rock collection for just five payments of 26. 99 each. Oh, wont you show me the way every day even the nights are better now that were here together whoa, listen to the music whoa, listen to the music and thats not all. Call in the next two minutes, and well send you an additional cd absolutely free, 14 more soft rock classics. All i need is the air that i breathe and to love you these dreams go on when i close my eyes every second of the night i live another life but wait, it gets even better. If you order today, well pay your shipping and handling. Thats a savings of nearly 15. Sara, sara storms are brewing in your eyes and heres the best part. Call now and time life will deliver this phenomenal collection riskfree. If its not the best collection youve ever heard, send it back and well refund your purchase price. So order now and get the best of soft rock, your free bonus cd, and Free Shipping and handling. Thats a total savings of 44. 98. This unbelievable offer is only available right here, so call now. David this show has been so much fun for me. Megan soft rock is a special kind of music. David this collection is unbelievable. Im david pack. Megan im megan gunning. David enjoy the music and the wonderful memories it brings. 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At xfinity, were here to make life simple. Easy. Awesome. So come ask, shop, discover at your local xfinity store today. The following is a paid advertisement for time lifes video collection. Welcome to our first show that we are doing. I am real excited. My lipstick. [laughter] good evening, sir. [laughter] millions of people are demanding my return to the screen. [laughter] what is so funny . We are. [tarzan yell] why the hell dont the two of you go on home and let me watc some tv . Mr. Wiggins . Hello . Good night. Thank you. [applause] carol well, hello, im Carol Burnett. And you just saw a few of my favorite moments from the Carol Burnett show. I had the honor of hosting my show for 11 seasons and working with some of the most incredible talent in the history of show business. [laughter] our first show was 50 years ago. Can you believe it . Here is looking at you. No. [laughter] wait, i dont know where to block. [laughter] [applause] carol and now to celebrate our 50th anniversary, we can finally share the best of the best from all 11 seasons, altogether for the first time ever. Time life presents the Carol Burnett show, the best of the best. Join carol on a trip through all 11 legendary years as she revisits the classic sketches, crazy characters, outrageous costumes, and her best memories of this incredible time. What was i bravo, madam. Stop. [laughter] [applause] i am so sorry. It is all right. Hold it, just a minute. I have a repair. You mean the doctor who was working on that piece of tin that you call your car, the one with the dog in it that goes [laughter] that is all i got, it goes like that. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] we take her with us. [laughter] what, pop . [laughter] we take her with us. Is she our murderer . No, she is your new mother. [laughter] and to think, i let that man touch me all these years. Apparently not enough. [laughter] stella, stella, come to me baby. Stop it, stanley, you are an animal. What do you want to do tonight . Oh, i dont much care. [laughter] that feels even better. [laughter] carol and of course, we included some classics we all remember, like the simple green curtain that turned into a an amazing bob mackie and creation. I saw it in the window, and i just couldnt resist it. [applause] carol so on this 50th anniversary of the Carol Burnett show, i am going to take a tour through all 11 seasons of the laughter, music, and surprises. I do hope youll join me. Lets start at the beginning. Do i get nervous when we have to do no. [laughter] [applause] babbaloo. Babbaloo. [laughter] this is absolutely ridiculous. She is in no condition to go on the stage. That, that is not true. Carol those early seasons, oh boy, they were so much fun. We had our incredible cast in place, harvey, lyle, vicki. And a regular guest star who quickly made his mark. Dr. Kiefer, your first patient is waiting. Oh carol in our second season, tim conway joined harvey in a simple sketch about a dentist. And poor harvey. He just could not hold himself together. [laughter] i will be right with you. [laughter] you dont even recognize me. You know, like this. All right. Get out. [laughter] i have been bidding against [howling] [laughter] i have [laughter] i have, i have been bidding against [laughter] i have been bidding against [laughter] [applause] i have been bidding against two landdevelopers for this contract, and i am going to get it. But they do not think so. They are going to be surprised. They think i am going to fall apart. But you know what i am going to do . Hmm . [laughter] introducing the Carol Burnett show, the best of the best. For the first time ever, all the musthave episodes from all 11 groundbreaking seasons in one hilarious collection, exclusively from time life. Fiddle dee dee, ho hum. Do a little hippityhop. 11 dvds jampacked with all the legendary sketches. [laughter] like went with the wind and the gender. [laughter] plus in honor of the shows 50th anniversary, we have cracked open the vault. You will own spectacular, newly released episodes that have not been seen since they first aired. Would you like to see it . All for just five payments of 19. 99. How do you like it so far . These are beautiful, highquality dvds, and they are yours forever, no downloading, no streaming. You will own each and every hour of Timeless Television so your family can watch it together for years to come. Yes, yes, yes. And that is not all, call in the next 18 minutes, and we will also send you a free bonus dvd. [tarzan yell] [gunshots] you will join carol for the complete, uncut, double length final episode as she says her emotional goodbye to her tv family. A whole lot of memories for you and for me. Yeah. Plus never before bloopers and behind the scenes stories from carol and friends. We had some kind of fun, i will tell you. And if you order now, we will also include a special gift from carol to you, a beautiful memory book looking back at each of the shows 11 incredible seasons. What a warm, sweet, wonderful thing to say. [laughter] you will only find the best of the best right here with this exclusive offer. And we will ship it to you absolutely free. That is marvelous. [laughter] your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you do not just love owning this hilarious collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. Too good of a deal to turn down. But wait, there is more. Call or visit our website to own a limited special Edition Signed by carol herself, personally inscribed to anyone you choose. But you will have to act fast, these are oneofakind collectors items, and when they are gone, they are gone. Carol i look forward to signing a collection for you soon. The Carol Burnett show, the best of the best, is pure gold, and this is your chance to own it forever without breaking the bank. Fantastic. 11 dvds of all 11 seasons together for the first time, including the exclusive extras and final episode, plus the memory book, all for only five payments of 19. 99. And we will ship it for free. Dont wait, order now. Listen to that dance and rhythm we cant wait til were dancing with them hey, hey hey, hey thats part of the Broadway Carol i have always loved the theater and the movies, especially the musicals. And as our show hit its stride, we started doing takeoffs on some of my favorite shows from both stage and screen, like 43rd street and lovely story. From now on, our future is going to be unlimited joy and happiness. [coughing] [laughter] uh uh. It is nothing, ollie. Lets not take any chances. No, no, no, it is nothing. No, it is nothing, really. [laughter] he is a midget. [laughter] but that, that is our daughter, mildred jr. Why didnt you tell me we had a child . [laughter] i like it when you play. Sounds like a whole orchestra. Im old enough to know what a girl is for im old enough to know what a boy is for were old enough to know it i think we always knew it and young enough to do it now and how carol we also created our very own soap opera, as the stomach turns. Oh my goodness. [laughter] what a happy bad day. Here i was maid of honor and pall bearer, all in the same morning. Carol by our eighth season, as the stomach turns had become a favorite stock for some of our favorite guest stars. [applause] why, it is don provolone, the godfather of canoga falls. What are you doing here . What do you want . I came for the usual. [laughter] i came for to blackmail you. Again . Arent you ashamed of being a blackmailer and an extortionist . Whether i am right, whether i am wrong, i got to be me. [laughter] carol speaking of guest stars, so many incredible talents performed on our show over the years from friends of mine like steve lawrence, to idols of mine like rita hayworth. Gosh, ms. Hayworth, could i, could i have your autograph . Please, i have never never done this before. This is my first time. Now look miss shut up. Where do i sign . Carol i loved rita so much, i could barely keep my hair on. I taught her every one of your songs. You remember put the blame on mame, boy . [laughter] [laughter] i need to fix this bomb, put it under. [laughter] i would like to take this bomb, put it under his chair. And blow him up. [laughter] look what i have made for dessert. [laughter] carol i always loved how our costumes would help us get into character. And boy, i sure did love wearing all those amazing bob mackie creations. [applause] [laughter] you guys stop it. I mean, a lot of people are interested in this. They Start Playing organ music when i talk about my favorite soap opera. Oh, it is just wasnt it wonderful today when stevie was listening in at the door . [laughter] wasnt it great . [laughter] and then you know [laughter] what else is going to happen . Carol i will let you in on a little secret. Harvey corman loved bob mackies costumes too. And i swear there was never anything funnier than harvey in a dress. Roger, will you hurry . Please . Ok, ok, ok. [laughter] somebody iron my frills. [laughter] introducing the Carol Burnett show, the best of the best. For the first time ever, all must have episodes from all 11 groundbreaking seasons in one hilarious collection, exclusively from time life. [whistling] i have something important to tell you. Go ahead, i am whistling. [laughter] you will own 10 dvds jampacked with all the legendary sketches like as the stomach turns and the family. You stay right there. Plus in honor of the shows 50th anniversary, we have cracked open the vault. You will own spectacular, newly released episodes that have not been seen since they first aired. Congratulations, this is your lucky day. All for just five payments of 19. 99. Wow. These are beautiful, highquality dvds, and they are yours forever. No downloading, no streaming. You will own each and every hour of Timeless Television so your family can watch it together for years to come. Another brilliant evening. And thats not all, call in the next 10 minutes, and we will also send you a free bonus dvd. It looks like we got a hot one here. You will join carol for the complete, uncut, double length final episode as she says her emotional goodbye to her tv family. Carol all of us around here truly did become a second family. Plus, never before seen bloopers and behind the scenes stories from carol and friends. Just amazing. And if you order now, we will also include a special gift from carol to you, a beautiful memory book looking back at each of the shows 11 incredible seasons. I would so like to have that photograph for my memory book. You will only find the best of the best right here with this exclusive offer. And we will ship it to you absolutely free. How does that strike you . Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you do not just love owning this hilarious collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. I think you made the right choice. But wait, theres more. Call or visit our website to own a limited Edition Collection signed by carol herself, personally inscribed to anyone you choose. But you will have to act fast, these are oneofakind collectors items. And when they are gone, they are gone. Carol i look forward to signing a collection for you soon. The Carol Burnett show, the best of the best is pure gold. And this is your chance to own it forever without breaking the bank. Let me put it all on the table for you. [laughter] 11 dvds of all 11 seasons together for the first time, including the exclusive extras and final episode, plus the memory book, all for only five payments of 19. 99. And we will ship it for free. Dont wait, order now. Carol by the last few seasons of the Carol Burnett show, there were some sketches and characters that the audience would just beg us to do again and again. For instance, the family, where i played eunice. And then vicki lawrence, who had started out playing my kid sister in the carol and sis sketches, well, she found the role she was born to play, my mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Oh, mama, will you wake up and smell the coffee . Your father promised me a life of security. And then he marches into that bathroom, and he sits down, and he dies on me. [laughter] [applause] he leaves me two steps from the poorhouse. Then my own daughter is a heartache and an embarrassment to me my whole life. She winds up turning her back on me and leaving me out nobody is turning their back on you. This whole thing was your idea. And it is not snowing. I can vouch for that. [laughter] carol back when we were all young, vicki was not the only one having fun playing older folks. Harvey and i certainly did. And tim, well, tim was a big hit playing the oldest man. As for me, i always enjoyed my time being stella toddler. Where am i . [applause] [laughter] [humming] dont do that. [laughter] its alive. I want to buy some slippers. It talks. I got the money. He has got money. Hey, where, how its gone [laughter] carol two of our longest lasting characters were those lovable dingalings, tug ball and wiggins. Tim and i found so much to laugh at over the years just inside that one little office. Hello. Mrs. Wiggins. Hello. Dont press down. Hello . Hello . Come in here for a minute please. Who is this . [laughter] what do you mean, who is this . Who is the only one who ever calls you on the intercom . Mr. Tudball is the only one who ever calls me on the intercom. All right, well i am glad we got that settled. Thank you. Youre welcome. [laughter] pleased to make your acquaintance. Im here to seek employment. I dont think this is bernie. Here is my resume. [laughter] mr. Tudball, is your secretary feeling all right . She just gets a little wiggy around the holidays. Carol but we did let them get out into the world every now and then. We even took them to hawaii. [humming] [laughter] oh, i just love the island. [laughter] sit down, la hula nose. [laughter] carol in that final show, we said goodbye to tudball and wiggins. And some of our favorite stars said goodbye to us. You have a favorite performer, and the guy has been here every week with his piano, and you have never let him on the show. I would like to take the opportunity to give the guy a break. So do you mind . [screams] [applause] down in arizona the only things the guys do is to keep him strong the roughest, toughest man by far is ragtime cowboy joe he is highfalutin, rootin, tootin, son of a gun, ragtime cowboy joe [applause] carol i cant believe it. [applause] carol it was pretty emotional, closing the book on the show that had been my home for so long. But looking back on all 11 seasons, all these years later, well, i have laughed, and i have cried, and i am so happy to be able to relive those wonderful memories all over again. On behalf of all of us, i want to thank you here tonight and all of you who have been watching us for making these years possible. You brought us together, and we are all so very grateful. I love you. Introducing the Carol Burnett show, the best of the best. For the first time ever, all the must have episodes from all 11 groundbreaking seasons in one hilarious collection, exclusively from time life. You will own 10 dvds jampacked with all the legendary sketches, like the oldest man and tudball and wiggins. Reminds me, i have to get my tires rotated. Plus in honor of the shows 50th anniversary, we have cracked open the vault. You will own spectacular, newly released episodes that have not been seen since they first aired. Molly . Hmm . Why dont we have another kid . 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Do not wait, order now. Carol this collection truly has been 50 years in the making. Oh, and it brings back all the very best moments and memories from those 11 hilarious years. And i am so glad now to have them all in one place for the first time so that i can share them with you. I am so glad we had the time together just to have a laugh or sing a song seems we just get started and before you know it comes the time we have to say so long good night, thank you. [applause] carol oh, that was such a special time in my life, mostly because of my wonderful friends and all of you. If you watched our show then, or you are just starting to watch it now, thank you. And just like 50 years ago, i want to say, i am so glad we have had this time together. The preceding was a paid advertisement for time lifes video collection. The preceding was a paid program. The opinions and views expressed do not reflect those of bloomberg, its affiliates or its employees. 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