Darn it. I wish I had friends like Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. The kind with a million bucks in spare change handed over for whatever cool things I wanted to do (like run for president). The kind who with an apparently straight face would say, âHey, no strings attached.â
Then again, Iâm not exactly a novice at how these things work, so Iâd cast about for a way to thank that friend. No strings attached, of course. And, crikey, there is the perfect thank-you gift: Control of the cruise ship port on that little island paradise way down the Keys. While Iâm at it, Iâll shove it to those uppity Key West residents who think they decide what happens in their hometown.